shadyridr
Footballguy
So funny story...
Last week, after showering, I went to put a tank top on to lounge around the house. As I'm putting it on I noticed something inside the shirt. I didn't really pay much attention to it. I thought it was my wife's sock or panties. I didn't even look at it. Took it out of my shirt and threw it on the bed. Later that night, my wife comes downstairs like she saw a ghost.
Wife: Why did I find a small lacy thong on the bed?
Me
Wife: You realize I don't wear a small. Thats not mine
Me
Me: I have no clue. I found it in my shirt
Wife: How did it get in your shirt?
Me
Me: I have no clue. All I know is the shirt was folded in my drawer, I put it on, saw that inside it and threw it on the bed figuring it was yours.
Wife: Well its not mine :storms upstairs:
I racked my brain for a good fifteen minutes trying to figure out how the hell a small lacy thong ended up in my shirt. And it finally hit me! We went on vacation to OBX with her family and one of the people there was her 20 yr old cousin. Our guys mustve got mixed up in the laundry and I havent worn that shirt since July so we didnt notice it until now. I told my wife and I couldnt stop laughing. I asked her if she was gonna tell anyone the funny story and she said no, everyone would think I was a lying, cheating *******. She said shes gonna bring me to Maury.
Last week, after showering, I went to put a tank top on to lounge around the house. As I'm putting it on I noticed something inside the shirt. I didn't really pay much attention to it. I thought it was my wife's sock or panties. I didn't even look at it. Took it out of my shirt and threw it on the bed. Later that night, my wife comes downstairs like she saw a ghost.
Wife: Why did I find a small lacy thong on the bed?
Me
Wife: You realize I don't wear a small. Thats not mine
Me
Me: I have no clue. I found it in my shirt
Wife: How did it get in your shirt?
Me
Me: I have no clue. All I know is the shirt was folded in my drawer, I put it on, saw that inside it and threw it on the bed figuring it was yours.
Wife: Well its not mine :storms upstairs:
I racked my brain for a good fifteen minutes trying to figure out how the hell a small lacy thong ended up in my shirt. And it finally hit me! We went on vacation to OBX with her family and one of the people there was her 20 yr old cousin. Our guys mustve got mixed up in the laundry and I havent worn that shirt since July so we didnt notice it until now. I told my wife and I couldnt stop laughing. I asked her if she was gonna tell anyone the funny story and she said no, everyone would think I was a lying, cheating *******. She said shes gonna bring me to Maury.
