Name my Cafe (1 Viewer)

[The Hank]

Joe Schmoo

 

[dagwood]

Show me your Teat's!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Texasheat's House of Pizza and Hot Cocoa

(Available at participating locations only)

 

[DSP]

Wake and Steak

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

 

[dagwood]

Backyard Burgers

 

[Wingnut]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

 

[pollardsvision]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

Sir, what would you like to wash down your half-pound bacon cheeseburger?

What sort of IPA do you have on tap?

We're not that sort of place...may I suggest a nice Kona latte?

 

[Wooderson]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

It is. There are 3 of them in my area. Great place always has a good beer selection.

 

[T Bell]

Patty & Press

 

[JAMES!]

These Burgers are Making Me Thirsty! (For Coffee)

 

[Wingnut]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

This is a good point. I dont think the OP has thought this through.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Ted

 

[DSP]

Iced coffee with burgers wouldnt be so bad

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Double Timers

 

[texasheat]

So, is it a diner sort of thing? Or is it the sort of place where people get fru fru coffee and you happen to serve burgers?

yes

 

[texasheat]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

This is a good point. I dont think the OP has thought this through.

We didn't think of that.... aborting now.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

About to run out of seed money

 

[Bob Sacamano]

About to run out of seed money

Get more porn?

 

[Politician Spock]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

This is a good point. I dont think the OP has thought this through.

White Castle is known for their burgers and coffee. Link: http://www.amazon.com/White-Castle-Premium-Ground-Coffee/dp/B006M2M5K8

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In My Underpants Cafe

"Where'd you get that burger?"

"In My Underpants"

"Hey, where'd that coffee come from?"

"In My Underpants. Why?

That's a solid 8. It's a soft 8, but still.

 

[pollardsvision]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

This is a good point. I dont think the OP has thought this through.

White Castle is known for their burgers and coffee. Link: http://www.amazon.com/White-Castle-Premium-Ground-Coffee/dp/B006M2M5K8

I've got to pick up a bag of that. It's got one review, which is a glowing 5-star by somebody named Fred. Doesn't say if he's from Boston or not, but I assume he is.

 

[Politician Spock]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

This is a good point. I dont think the OP has thought this through.

White Castle is known for their burgers and coffee. Link: http://www.amazon.com/White-Castle-Premium-Ground-Coffee/dp/B006M2M5K8

I've got to pick up a bag of that. It's got one review, which is a glowing 5-star by somebody named Fred. Doesn't say if he's from Boston or not, but I assume he is.

You can also get it at Kroger and Walmart. Of course, buying it at a White Castle works too.

 

[Henry Ford]

So, is it a diner sort of thing? Or is it the sort of place where people get fru fru coffee and you happen to serve burgers?

yes

 

[belljr]

Meaty Beans

 

[Scoresman]

Fred Durst Society of the Humanities and Arts

 

[Wingnut]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

This is a good point. I dont think the OP has thought this through.

White Castle is known for their burgers and coffee. Link: http://www.amazon.com/White-Castle-Premium-Ground-Coffee/dp/B006M2M5K8

Right...but I offer these 2 key points for this:1) White Castle is open 24 hours...ya gotta have coffee if you're open all night for the late nighters and early birds.

2) White Castle serves breakfast. Ya gotta have coffee if you serve breakfast.

I don't think the OP mentioned either of these in his plans. If its mainly coffee and burgers I'm not seeing a problem with getting a seat.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"If you could make good coffee to get people in the door in the mornings and good burgers to get people in for lunch, then you shake the problem lots of places have, which is paying rent for a place that's only busy at breakfast OR lunch. It's like Caribou meets Hopdoddy."

-teat's brain

 

[Wingnut]

The Caribou Hopdoddy Cafe

 

[Politician Spock]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

This is a good point. I dont think the OP has thought this through.

White Castle is known for their burgers and coffee. Link: http://www.amazon.com/White-Castle-Premium-Ground-Coffee/dp/B006M2M5K8

Right...but I offer these 2 key points for this:1) White Castle is open 24 hours...ya gotta have coffee if you're open all night for the late nighters and early birds.

2) White Castle serves breakfast. Ya gotta have coffee if you serve breakfast.

I don't think the OP mentioned either of these in his plans. If its mainly coffee and burgers I'm not seeing a problem with getting a seat.

White Castle has been serving coffee since it first opened in 1921. Back then their menu was hamburger, fries, coffee, and coke.

Here is an advertising poster for their coffee from the 1940's: https://server16007.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm4/item_viewer.php?CISOROOT=/p15005coll29&CISOPTR=195&CISOBOX=1&REC=10

The description of the poster even says: "White Castle restaurants, famous for coffee and hamburgers, were founded in Wichita, Kansas in 1921. In 1934 they moved their headquarters to Columbus, Ohio where they are still located today."

Also, some White Castles close at 1 AM, and only stay open 24 hours on Friday and Saturday.

ETA: it didn't add breakfast sandwiches to the menu until 1986.

 

[Wingnut]

^still, how many people are ordering burgers and coffee together? I'm betting not many. Most people would go for one or the other

 

[Politician Spock]

^still, how many people are ordering burgers and coffee together? I'm betting not many. Most people would go for one or the other

Who cares if they order them together.

If people from 6 AM to 10 AM come in to buy coffee, and people from 10 AM to 2 PM come in to buy burgers, I'll go home with a good 8 hours of revenue.

 

[ragincajun]

Cowfee

Burger brew

Cafe des meat

Cocos coffee and burgers

Java burger

 

[sdp1226]

Burgers & Brew

I was going to suggest this one.

Sounds more like a burger/beer joint.

Exactly. Who wants burgers with coffee? We need to trick customers.

This is a good point. I dont think the OP has thought this through.

We didn't think of that.... aborting now.

So wait... no friggin T-shirt!?

 

[JAMES!]

Hot & Juicy

 

[Native]

JAVABURGER

 

[fantasycurse42]

Beansie's Burgers

 

[Mister CIA]

Thinking about opening a beer and continental breakfast joint. Any suggestions for a name?

 

[Politician Spock]

Thinking about opening a beer and continental breakfast joint. Any suggestions for a name?

Wanna beer? / It's 7 o'clock in the morning! / Scotch?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Thinking about opening a beer and continental breakfast joint. Any suggestions for a name?

Bacon Eggs & Buds

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

Name my Cafe

 

[Ballstein]

cafe Burger Expresso

 

[Mister CIA]

What other combos are missing from the marketplace?

Steak and cupcakes

Frozen yogurt and cream corn

Pizza and pineapple

 

[Ballstein]

Patty in the pot

 

[fantasycurse42]

What other combos are missing from the marketplace?

Steak and cupcakes

Frozen yogurt and cream corn

Pizza and pineapple

Handjobs and Chinese food

 

[Ballstein]

cowfee and cream

 

[Wooderson]

Hot & Juicy

This gets my vote.

 

[Dr. Gobbler]

Slow Drip Meat

Locals call it 'The Clap'. Give it time, it'll catch on.

The Caffeinated Bull

Joltin' Joe's Burgers

The Latte Melt

Colitis Cafe

Full Cow Press

 

[Mister CIA]

Denny's.