NBA 2013-2014 BTTF II - Yo Mama is Champ, Abe sets new low mark (1 Viewer)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Abe has hit a new low, losing two games in a row by over 100 points while scoring in the 30s. Two games ago, Brian Roberts played 47 minutes, shot 1/24, had 2 rebounds, 2 points, 0 assists, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 6 turnovers, and 6 fouls. Not to be outdone, last game Wayne Ellington played 44 minutes, was 0/12 shooting, had 2 rebounds, 1 steal, 0 blocks, 0 assists, 0 points, 6 turnovers, and 6 fouls.

I have way more fun looking at his box scores than mine, and my team is doing pretty good.

 

[Spartans Rule]

Big matchup tomorrow between Yo Mama #1 at 29-1 and Splitting Headache at 27-3. Possible finals preview. I might go Pop and bench all my starters.

Was hoping we'd both be on 20+ game win streaks but apparently my team made the mistake of looking past LeBron.

 

[Gr00vus]

Man I'm bad at this.

 

[Yo Mama]

Deandre Jordan currently shooting 74% from the field and 44% from the FT line.

 

[Eephus]

Abe's team almost put up a scoreless quarter but Trevor Booker scored on a dunk with 0:39 on the clock.

 

[scoobus]

Third best record in the conference, no all-stars.

Nobody believes in us guys. It's us against the world.

 

[Abraham]

Terrence jones is a top 5 rebounder but apparently doesn't qualify because of "death".

 

[Yo Mama]

Eastern conference all star roster is stacked.

Starters - Wall, Walker, Durant, Lebron, Jordan

Reserves

G - Curry, Ellis

F - Love, Milsap, Griffin, Anthony

C - Howard

 

[Yo Mama]

Terrence jones is a top 5 rebounder but apparently doesn't qualify because of "death".

No player on a 2-40 team has ever made an all-star team.

 

[Eephus]

All-Stars by draft position excluding first rounders

2.19 Andre Drummond

2.23 Paul Millsap

2.24 Kemba Walker*

3.05 Monta Ellis

3.14 Rudy Gay

3.16 Gordon Hayward

3.22 Zach Randolph

4.01 Kyle Lowry*

4.21 DeMar DeRozan

4.23 DeAndre Jordan*

5.19 Marcin Gortat

 

[Abraham]

Well, you guys got what you wanted. In my afternoon game against BarberowCow, the Ding Dongs failed to score nary point in the entire third quarter.




I hope you all get face herpes.

 

[boubucarow]

Dings Dongs shot 14.5% percent leading to 86 rebounds for my team.

 

[Eephus]

Well, you guys got what you wanted. In my afternoon game against BarberowCow, the Ding Dongs failed to score nary point in the entire third quarter.

0-20 in the quarter with 5 turnovers

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Barn burner with Melo burying a 3 at the buzzer off an inbounds play with 1 second left: http://www.whatifsports.com/NBA/pbp.asp?gameid=8440017&qtr=4&teamfee=9.95

 

[the moops]

My teams are always terrible in this, but it is the most fun I have in a draft (except some weird baseball ones we have over in that forum).

We should try some historical ones like we do in baseball.

 

[Arsenal of Doom]

My teams are always terrible in this, but it is the most fun I have in a draft (except some weird baseball ones we have over in that forum).

We should try some historical ones like we do in baseball.

We did one once, general All-Time variety. Could be interesting to do some era drafts.

 

[jomar]

9-0 since the All Star break. I have 8 guys averaging double figures. What's it gonna take? TEAM-WORK!

 

[Spartans Rule]

9-0 since the All Star break. I have 8 guys averaging double figures. What's it gonna take? TEAM-WORK!

My team only has 7 guys in double figures. Bunch of selfish jerks.

 

[Yo Mama]

9-0 since the All Star break. I have 8 guys averaging double figures. What's it gonna take? TEAM-WORK!

My team only has 7 guys in double figures. Bunch of selfish jerks.

I only have 4 - that guy Durant is a ball hog.

 

[Frostillicus]

My team seemed to just be coasting around as a .500 type team and that's boring so I decided to mix it up and change my offensive game plan. 3-10. Did not work.

 

[No. 16]

They just replied to my ticket sent last night.....

They need the league founder to confirm the request to replace 65 Def Iggy with 90 Def Iggy.

Please reference my ticket number #126529.

Thanks. I assume Abe has a similar message where the league creator needs to verify the ticket claim.

Also, the league creator (bulldogben) might as well ask to replace all the players who's DEF ratings were altered due to the All-defensive teams.

Ok. I sent a ticket which hopefully addresses all of this. Thanks for letting me know.

Stupid of me but I just noticed Noah has only 70 DEF instead of 90. I just checked Iggy when this initial request went out.

Care to send in a ticket request commish so ALL the All-defense players are subbed with the better versions?

 

[Spartans Rule]

Care to send in a ticket request commish so ALL the All-defense players are subbed with the better versions?

I asked them to do this on one of the previous tickets but apparently it did not happen.

I'll get it taken care of shortly.

 

[jomar]

9-0 since the All Star break. I have 8 guys averaging double figures. What's it gonna take? TEAM-WORK!

My team only has 7 guys in double figures. Bunch of selfish jerks.

8>7

 

[jomar]

10 in a row!! think I've had 6 different players as 'Players of the Game' for me so far this year...

 

[JMon348]

My teams are always terrible in this, but it is the most fun I have in a draft (except some weird baseball ones we have over in that forum).

We should try some historical ones like we do in baseball.

started a new thread.

Lets do this.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=708491

 

[Spartans Rule]

All-defense ticket sent. Noah, Paul George, LeBron and Patrick Beverley should get their ratings boosted. The rest of the all-defense players were already addressed or their ratings were high enough it didn't affect them.

Thinking Beverley will lead Abe's team on a huge tear now.

 

[Abraham]

All-defense ticket sent. Noah, Paul George, LeBron and Patrick Beverley should get their ratings boosted. The rest of the all-defense players were already addressed or their ratings were high enough it didn't affect them.

Thinking Beverley will lead Abe's team on a huge tear now.

Reasonably certain Beverly is dead from exhaustion already after playing 77 minutes per game.

 

[Kev4029]

Abe had Russell Westbrook throw up one of the most impressive lines I have ever seen, both good and bad.

5/35 shooting for 12 points, 21 rebounds, 5 assists, 6 steals and 17 turnovers.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Abe had Russell Westbrook throw up one of the most impressive lines I have ever seen, both good and bad.

5/35 shooting for 12 points, 21 rebounds, 5 assists, 6 steals and 17 turnovers.

I imagine him just standing under the rim missing over and over and then getting it stolen away.

 

[Kev4029]

Abe had Russell Westbrook throw up one of the most impressive lines I have ever seen, both good and bad.

5/35 shooting for 12 points, 21 rebounds, 5 assists, 6 steals and 17 turnovers.

I imagine him just standing under the rim missing over and over and then getting it stolen away.

Sounds like something Westbrook would do.

Abe has three players that are shooting less than 10% on the year. I love his team so much.

 

[Kraft...]

My team D is TURRIBLE. Fortunately I'm not alone, the fans getting LOTS of shootouts

 

[No. 16]

Noah has 90 Def now. Thanks.

 

[JMon348]

My teams are always terrible in this, but it is the most fun I have in a draft (except some weird baseball ones we have over in that forum).

We should try some historical ones like we do in baseball.

started a new thread.

Lets do this.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=708491

Last try, we need 4

 

[Abraham]

Al Jefferson has gone for at least 20 points and 19 rebounds in 6 straight games, including a dashing 32-26 in this morning's 62 point loss.

 

[the moops]

What is this about replacing bad D guys with their good D clone? I want in on some better players too

 

[Yo Mama]

Dang, I almost got the 100 point win over Abe 168-71. Nate Robinson was gunning 3s at the end of the game to get us close.

The sim does some wonky stuff in blowouts. My roster for the last 2 min:

PG - Tony Allen

SG - Steve Nash

SF - Nate Robinson

PF - Omer Asik

C - Ryan Anderson

I never set any of those guys at those positions.

Durant went for 46/10/8 with 5 steals

Milsap 28/15/4, Vasquez 22/4/9

Team shot 60% from the field

 

[jomar]

my team goes 2-8 before the All-Star break, then goes 14-1 and is now on a 2-7 stretch with a current 5 game losing streak. never seen a team so up and down.

 

[Kev4029]

Holy crap. I only beat Abe by 12 and he scored 100 points against me. I'm embarassed.

 

[Abraham]

Holy crap. I only beat Abe by 12 and he scored 100 points against me. I'm embarassed.

Al Jefferson is going to win the rebounding title despite missing half the season.

 

[Arsenal of Doom]

The race has gotten pretty interesting for the final two playoff spots in the East. Three games separating five teams for those final two spots with 8 games left to play.

 

[Chemical X]

I like Abe's injuries...a 2 week ACL tear. 3 day fractured wrist. crushed vertebrae 5 days.

 

[Kev4029]

Here are Alexey Shved's last few games:

7/19 AM: 48 minutes, 0/7 shooting, 2 points, 2 assists, 2 rebounds, 2 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 2 PFs

7/19 PM: 48 minutes, 1/10 shooting, 2 points, 1 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 4 PFs

7/20 AM: 48 minutes, 1/13 shooting, 3 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 10 TOs, 3 PFs

7/20 PM: 48 minutes, 0/11 shooting, 1 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 16 TOs, 2 PFs - 16 TOs would be an NBA record, but Westbrook had 17 two weeks ago

Glorious.

 

[Kev4029]

Here are Alexey Shved's last few games:

7/19 AM: 48 minutes, 0/7 shooting, 2 points, 2 assists, 2 rebounds, 2 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 2 PFs

7/19 PM: 48 minutes, 1/10 shooting, 2 points, 1 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 4 PFs

7/20 AM: 48 minutes, 1/13 shooting, 3 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 10 TOs, 3 PFs

7/20 PM: 48 minutes, 0/11 shooting, 1 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 16 TOs, 2 PFs - 16 TOs would be an NBA record, but Westbrook had 17 two weeks ago

Glorious.

48 minutes tonight, 0/8 shooting for 0 points, no rebounds, assists, steals or blocks, 5 fouls, and 18 turnovers.

 

[Frostillicus]

Here are Alexey Shved's last few games:

7/19 AM: 48 minutes, 0/7 shooting, 2 points, 2 assists, 2 rebounds, 2 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 2 PFs

7/19 PM: 48 minutes, 1/10 shooting, 2 points, 1 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 4 PFs

7/20 AM: 48 minutes, 1/13 shooting, 3 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 10 TOs, 3 PFs

7/20 PM: 48 minutes, 0/11 shooting, 1 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 16 TOs, 2 PFs - 16 TOs would be an NBA record, but Westbrook had 17 two weeks ago

Glorious.

48 minutes tonight, 0/8 shooting for 0 points, no rebounds, assists, steals or blocks, 5 fouls, and 18 turnovers.

How do you find his games? I can only figure out how to find his team's stats, not the individual games. I am pretty dumb though.

 

[Frostillicus]

2-77 is kind of impressive in a way.

 

[Kev4029]

Here are Alexey Shved's last few games:

7/19 AM: 48 minutes, 0/7 shooting, 2 points, 2 assists, 2 rebounds, 2 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 2 PFs

7/19 PM: 48 minutes, 1/10 shooting, 2 points, 1 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 4 PFs

7/20 AM: 48 minutes, 1/13 shooting, 3 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 10 TOs, 3 PFs

7/20 PM: 48 minutes, 0/11 shooting, 1 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 16 TOs, 2 PFs - 16 TOs would be an NBA record, but Westbrook had 17 two weeks ago

Glorious.

48 minutes tonight, 0/8 shooting for 0 points, no rebounds, assists, steals or blocks, 5 fouls, and 18 turnovers.

How do you find his games? I can only figure out how to find his team's stats, not the individual games. I am pretty dumb though.

On the main league page it shows your scores, if you click on the date instead of your game's score, you get all the scores for that days games.

 

[Frostillicus]

Here are Alexey Shved's last few games:

7/19 AM: 48 minutes, 0/7 shooting, 2 points, 2 assists, 2 rebounds, 2 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 2 PFs

7/19 PM: 48 minutes, 1/10 shooting, 2 points, 1 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 4 PFs

7/20 AM: 48 minutes, 1/13 shooting, 3 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 10 TOs, 3 PFs

7/20 PM: 48 minutes, 0/11 shooting, 1 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 16 TOs, 2 PFs - 16 TOs would be an NBA record, but Westbrook had 17 two weeks ago

Glorious.

48 minutes tonight, 0/8 shooting for 0 points, no rebounds, assists, steals or blocks, 5 fouls, and 18 turnovers.

How do you find his games? I can only figure out how to find his team's stats, not the individual games. I am pretty dumb though.

On the main league page it shows your scores, if you click on the date instead of your game's score, you get all the scores for that days games.

This is valuable information

 

[Kev4029]

Here are Alexey Shved's last few games:

7/19 AM: 48 minutes, 0/7 shooting, 2 points, 2 assists, 2 rebounds, 2 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 2 PFs

7/19 PM: 48 minutes, 1/10 shooting, 2 points, 1 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 9 TOs, 4 PFs

7/20 AM: 48 minutes, 1/13 shooting, 3 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 10 TOs, 3 PFs

7/20 PM: 48 minutes, 0/11 shooting, 1 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 16 TOs, 2 PFs - 16 TOs would be an NBA record, but Westbrook had 17 two weeks ago

Glorious.

48 minutes tonight, 0/8 shooting for 0 points, no rebounds, assists, steals or blocks, 5 fouls, and 18 turnovers.

How do you find his games? I can only figure out how to find his team's stats, not the individual games. I am pretty dumb though.

On the main league page it shows your scores, if you click on the date instead of your game's score, you get all the scores for that days games.

This is valuable information

Is Cousins going on your enemies list after tonight?

 

[Abraham]

Just pointing out that league MVP AL Jefferson is on a team that will finish 2-80 having lost 76 games in a row. Big Al finished first in the league in RPG and 7th in PPG.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Frosty beats me out for the last playoff spot. Go get em, kid!