NBA BTTF III - Draft Over! War of attrition underway... (1 Viewer)

[No. 16]

First page bump.

 

[Gr00vus]

The Enablers are ready to flail. My payroll: $37,229,784 out of $100M. Pathetic.

The Enablers are no more. We are now "Boogie Down Productions" which will very likely be an all too accurate description of the team.

 

[No. 16]

BumpBump.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

tapski

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

tappy tap

 

[timschochet]

What's going on here?

 

[Frostillicus]

Season's over?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Who are the slackers?

From the post a bit above, I think it's these guys:

Yo Mama

Sammy

Slapdash

Pump

Groovus

X

Moops

Abe (shocker!)

TRE

Everyone save Slapdash and Moops have been PM'd. My team is loaded, I just need to join...holding out in case I can get a trade...

 

[No. 16]

Bump

 

[Yo Mama]

Sorry guys - it's been a crazy few weeks at work for me. I'll sign in soon, but I need some serious minutes or I'll totally Abe it up all year.

I REALLY hate to do this, but I'm offering up Kevin Durant for some quality PF/C minutes. Durant's the kind of awesome player whose per/min stats will win a title in the sim for someone with extra minutes. He can play all 5 positions and rates 68 at defense on top of his offense.

I need 2 average to above average bigs (preferably 1 who could play a little D) to give me 50 min/game.

Send me some offers!

Oh, and I've been drinking so I may change my mind when I sober up.

 

[Abraham]

Signing mine up today. Still forgetting how to do it. If I make a trade do I have to do that before loading my rooster? Or can it be changed later?

 

[Kev4029]

Signing mine up today. Still forgetting how to do it. If I make a trade do I have to do that before loading my rooster? Or can it be changed later?

I could see how you could block out your shenanigans last year...

It'll be a lot easier for you to address before loading your roster.

 

[Abraham]

What is our league name? Seriously. I'm on the site DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

 

[Abraham]

Nevermind. I found it. Putting in my team of awesome now.

 

[Abraham]

Choosing between Caron Butler and Joey Dorsey for my last roster spot.

 

[Abraham]

DONE. Whew. Glad that's finished. I actually have enough minutes and the computer generated depth chart has Michael Beasley getting 2 mpg at Point Guard. This is going to be a fun season.

 

[Chemical X]

i am in; Team Name is Jrue-ish Holidays

 

[Abraham]

I need a few minutes at guard or else Kevin Martin is going to have to play PG a couple minutes per game. I have some forward minutes available via Wilson chabdler and Ryan Kelley and Michael Beasley.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I need a few minutes at guard or else Kevin Martin is going to have to play PG a couple minutes per game. I have some forward minutes available via Wilson chabdler and Ryan Kelley and Michael Beasley.

Mo Williams for Wilson Chandler?

 

[the moops]

in

 

[No. 16]

4 moar!

 

[Abraham]

I need a few minutes at guard or else Kevin Martin is going to have to play PG a couple minutes per game. I have some forward minutes available via Wilson chabdler and Ryan Kelley and Michael Beasley.

Mo Williams for Wilson Chandler?

Confirmed. How do we transfer the players?

I realized I had Caron butler sitting on the bench with 0 minutes and he and chandler are the same guy so I think this is good.

Right?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I need a few minutes at guard or else Kevin Martin is going to have to play PG a couple minutes per game. I have some forward minutes available via Wilson chabdler and Ryan Kelley and Michael Beasley.

Mo Williams for Wilson Chandler?

Confirmed. How do we transfer the players?

I realized I had Caron butler sitting on the bench with 0 minutes and he and chandler are the same guy so I think this is good.

Right?

Just load Mo in your WIS roster...you might have to leave the league, fix roster and re-join.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Joined - who are the remaining slugs?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I suppose we better do a random division drawing?

 

[Kev4029]

Joined - who are the remaining slugs?

I think its:

Yo Mama

Sammy

Slapdash

Pump

 

[Slapdash]

I'll get on this tonight.

 

[Eephus]

I suppose we better do a random division drawing?

Are we going to use Fantrax standings to fill the pots for the draw?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I suppose we better do a random division drawing?

Are we going to use Fantrax standings to fill the pots for the draw?

Sure, works for me.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Standings from Fantrax:

1 - Slapdash

2 - Pump

3 - Coyote5

4 - No. 16

5 - Tobias Funke

5 - Eephus

7 - Jomar

8 - Frosty

9 - Kraft

10 - Rodg12

11 - Spartans Rule

12 - ChemX

13 - JB Breffus Clubz

14 - Kev4029

15 - Arsenal of Doom

16 - Goat Herders/Abe

17 - Sammy3469

18 - Timschochet

19 - TRE

20 - Yo Mama

21 - Gr00vus

22 - Scoobus

23 - 8ebok24

24 - Moops

 

[Chemical X]

slugs

 

[Eephus]

Leeg seeding pots

POT A
Slapdash
Pump
Coyote5
No. 16

POT B
Tobias Funke
Eephus
Jomar
Frosty

POT C
Kraft
Rodg12
Spartans Rule
ChemX

POT D
JB Breffus Clubz
Kev4029
Arsenal of Doom
Goat Herders/Abe

POT E
Sammy3469
Timschochet
TRE
Yo Mama

POT F
Gr00vus
Scoobus
8ebok24
Moops

 

[Eephus]

RPG Library Secure Dice generated the following rolls for .

4d100, rolled 6 times.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 32, 1, 13, 8
Roll subtotal: 54
Roll total: 54

Roll set 2
Die rolls: 5, 15, 17, 83
Roll subtotal: 120
Roll total: 120

Roll set 3
Die rolls: 43, 52, 18, 34
Roll subtotal: 147
Roll total: 147

Roll set 4
Die rolls: 94, 39, 5, 71
Roll subtotal: 209
Roll total: 209

Roll set 5
Die rolls: 45, 54, 19, 85
Roll subtotal: 203
Roll total: 203

Roll set 6
Die rolls: 73, 83, 84, 64
Roll subtotal: 304
Roll total: 304

 

[Eephus]

Atlantic Division

Pump

Tobias Funke

Spartans Rule

Arsenal of Doom

TRE

Moops

Central Division

No. 16

Eephus

ChemX

Kev4029

Sammy3469

Gr00vus

Midwest Division

Coyote5

Jomar

Kraft

Goat Herders/Abe

Timschochet

Scoobus

Pacific Division

Slapdash

Frosty

Rodg12

JB Breffus Clubz

Yo Mama

8ebok24

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thx eephus

 

[Yo Mama]

I'll join tonight

No offers for Durant?

 

[timschochet]

I'll join tonight

No offers for Durant?

How many minutes per game does Durant have?

 

[Yo Mama]

I'll join tonight

No offers for Durant?

How many minutes per game does Durant have?

Something like 11-12

 

[timschochet]

I'll join tonight

No offers for Durant?

How many minutes per game does Durant have?

Something like 11-12

Damn.

I can offer you Carlos Boozer- that's 21 minutes a game. That's all.

 

[timschochet]

Question (because I'm considering this trade-)

Let's say I play every player 2 minutes over their allotted time. What happens?

 

[Kev4029]

Question (because I'm considering this trade-)

Let's say I play every player 2 minutes over their allotted time. What happens?

Your players get fatigued (causing poor play) and eventually hurt. If you overplay your players too much you end up losing 77 games straight or whatever Abe did last year.

I had an extra minute or two a game last year and I was constantly fighting fatigue with my players but none ever got hurt. I think with a 1 or 2 minute shortage some players would end up being fine while others would need their minutes constantly managed and will get hurt a couple times over the season.

ETA: If you slowed your pace it might not be an issue, but it seems that the high pace teams play a little better, although I'm not sure if that is true or not.

 

[timschochet]

Thanks.

Yeah, I just can't do it, Yo Mama. I would love to have Durant and the other guy, but if I accept what you offered me I would be at minimum 15 minutes under per game, and I won't risk injury, I think my team is very good right now.

 

[Yo Mama]

Thanks.

Yeah, I just can't do it, Yo Mama. I would love to have Durant and the other guy, but if I accept what you offered me I would be at minimum 15 minutes under per game, and I won't risk injury, I think my team is very good right now.

No worries. Thanks for considering.

 

[Slapdash]

I'll join tonight

No offers for Durant?

Haven't looked in a while, but I think I have a lot of big man minutes if you want to take a look. Just can't access these sites at work.

 

[timschochet]

Thanks.

Yeah, I just can't do it, Yo Mama. I would love to have Durant and the other guy, but if I accept what you offered me I would be at minimum 15 minutes under per game, and I won't risk injury, I think my team is very good right now.

No worries. Thanks for considering.

I made you a counter offer, if you're interested.

 

[Yo Mama]

I'll join tonight

No offers for Durant?

Haven't looked in a while, but I think I have a lot of big man minutes if you want to take a look. Just can't access these sites at work.

Sent you a pm

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I had to use every minute from all 12 of my players -- what could wrong?

Check this sweet rotation:

PG

Chalmers 29

G. HIll 15

McCallum 4

SG

K. Thompson 30

Hardaway 4

McCallum 14

SF

K. Leonard 17

KJ McDaniels 16

Hardaway 15

PF

W. Chandler 30

K. Leonard 8

Hansbrough 10

C

Hibbert 23

Mi. Plumlee 15

L. Sanders 7

Hansbrough 3

That leaves me with one extra Tim Hardaway minute. Need to forfeit every overtime game. If you don't win in regulation, don't come out for OT.

 

[Abraham]

OK, added Mo Williams and dropped Wilson Chandler.

 

[Chemical X]

if anyone needs Robbie Hummel Figurine, have at him.

 

[Chemical X]

I can also spare cleanthony early.