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Nebraska woman eats TWO 72 ounce steaks in 15 minutes! (1 Viewer)

On Jan 31 of this year, she won the Wing Bowl by eating 363 wings in 30 minutes.

The next day, she won the IHOP Challenge by eating 59 pancakes in 20 minutes.

Later that same day, she won the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival by eating 5 pounds of bacon in under 3 minutes.

The day after those wins, she did the Adam Emmenecker challenge and ate 5 pounds of BBQ in well under the allotted 15 minutes. (The Emmenecker Challenge is 5000 calories. It was her second time doing it in 2 weeks.)

:wub:

 
She's getting some pub. I could see her getting an invite to Nathan's.

 
Jesus H Christ. How is she not fat? No amount of cardio could work those calories off. She must be a cyborg.

 
Sarnoff said:
On Jan 31 of this year, she won the Wing Bowl by eating 363 wings in 30 minutes.

The next day, she won the IHOP Challenge by eating 59 pancakes in 20 minutes.

Later that same day, she won the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival by eating 5 pounds of bacon in under 3 minutes.

The day after those wins, she did the Adam Emmenecker challenge and ate 5 pounds of BBQ in well under the allotted 15 minutes. (The Emmenecker Challenge is 5000 calories. It was her second time doing it in 2 weeks.)

:wub:
So in around 48-55 hours she ate 363 wings, 59 pancakes, 5 lbs of bacon and 5 lbs of BBQ. All of it eaten at a crazy pace. Damn!! I kind of understood how someone as little as her could do one event, but figured it would take some serious recovery time. This is unimaginable. Yep, she's a cyborg

 
Wingnut said:
Jesus H Christ. How is she not fat? No amount of cardio could work those calories off. She must be a cyborg.
From what I've heard:

(kinda gross description ahead)

The human stomach can comfortably expand to hold about a liter of food. It can, through exercise, expand to maybe hold a gallon. Being thin helps, as there's no belt of fat around the midsection that stops the stomach from getting as large as possible.

That said, at the bottom of the stomach is the pyloric sphincter. It normally stays shut tight, allowing the stomach to process and digest food long enough to break it down and extract nutrients, only to open up at the end of the stomach's digestion and allow the remaining food to pass into the small intestine for further work. The pyloric sphincter, however, can be exercised as well. Just like a porn star exercising her sphincter to take larger and larger sizes comfortably. the pyloric sphincter can be worked until a person can pass food out of the stomach and into the intestines much faster than normal.

Apparently she's able to eat a ton of food and pass it almost directly into the small intestine at will. From there it takes the normal route out of the body. However, since she's almost completely bypassing the stomach, the food isn't broken down as much and she is extracting far fewer nutrients (and calories) than normal when she does this.

There are health risks involved, of course, with doing this. Namely, since stomach acid hasn't really worked over what she's eating, any undercooked meat or and other food that may contain traces of parasites or bacteria won't be disinfected by the acid before it enters the intestine. She's much more likely to contract a food-borne illness like salmonella or trichinosis.
 
Wingnut said:
Jesus H Christ. How is she not fat? No amount of cardio could work those calories off. She must be a cyborg.
From what I've heard:

(kinda gross description ahead)

The human stomach can comfortably expand to hold about a liter of food. It can, through exercise, expand to maybe hold a gallon. Being thin helps, as there's no belt of fat around the midsection that stops the stomach from getting as large as possible.

That said, at the bottom of the stomach is the pyloric sphincter. It normally stays shut tight, allowing the stomach to process and digest food long enough to break it down and extract nutrients, only to open up at the end of the stomach's digestion and allow the remaining food to pass into the small intestine for further work. The pyloric sphincter, however, can be exercised as well. Just like a porn star exercising her sphincter to take larger and larger sizes comfortably. the pyloric sphincter can be worked until a person can pass food out of the stomach and into the intestines much faster than normal.

Apparently she's able to eat a ton of food and pass it almost directly into the small intestine at will. From there it takes the normal route out of the body. However, since she's almost completely bypassing the stomach, the food isn't broken down as much and she is extracting far fewer nutrients (and calories) than normal when she does this.

There are health risks involved, of course, with doing this. Namely, since stomach acid hasn't really worked over what she's eating, any undercooked meat or and other food that may contain traces of parasites or bacteria won't be disinfected by the acid before it enters the intestine. She's much more likely to contract a food-borne illness like salmonella or trichinosis.
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