New neighbors moving in (1 Viewer)

[Galileo]

Should I stumble over as a babbling drunkard to introduce myself or should I break the ice by sitting out on my deck with my telescope pointed at their bedroom window?  Hmmm....

 

[IMAX 3D]

Can size on the lady?

 

[avoiding injuries]

Or bring over a nice bottle of wine and welcome them to the neighborhood 

 

[Zegras11]

stumble over....     and when they open the door...... hurl

 

[NotSmart]

Make sure they know that the key party is every other Saturday night.

 

[joffer]

blue pot on the front porch says you swing

 

[Galileo]

Can size on the lady?

Haven't seen her yet...have only seen the guy from across the yard.  Relatively young and athletic, so there is high hopes for a hot wife.  Last neighbor was pretty hot...was sad to see her go.

 

[Galileo]

Or bring over a nice bottle of wine and welcome them to the neighborhood 

meh...that's boring (but will probably be closer to the truth of what happens.

 

[Galileo]

blue pot on the front porch says you swing

 That explains a lot...

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

blue pot on the front porch says you swing

I thought it’s a big white rock in the front yard. 

 

[gianmarco]

I thought it’s a big white rock in the front yard. 

I thought it's a swing.

 

[NotSmart]

I thought it's a swing.

I thought it was a porn stache.

 

[The General]

stumble over....     and when they open the door...... hurl

Oh hell no.

 

[Ilov80s]

Not sure if you have ever seen Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, but your wife and you need to invite the couple over for drinks and then unleash hell. Drinks, guns, screaming, crying, accusations of cheating, the full works. 

 

[-fish-]

Unzip fly, walk over and introduce yourself.   Wait for the magic to happen.

Oh, and give them a pineapple.

 

[Arizona Ron]

blue pot on the front porch says you swing

I thought it’s a big white rock in the front yard. 

I've seen different types of "advertising" in different areas over the years.  Now it's mostly through FB groups.  No I'm not going to invite you.

 

[Hov34]

I've seen different types of "advertising" in different areas over the years.  Now it's mostly through FB groups.  No I'm not going to invite you.

Thank god.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

 

 

[Kraft...]

Oh, and give them a pineapple.

I believe that is used as a swing signal in retirement communities in Florida. Not sure if it's universal though  

 

[Galileo]

I thought it's a swing.

The previous neighbor did hang a rope swing in the back yard... Did I miss my chance?

 

[Chemical X]

Construct a fence, they make the best neighbors.

 

[James Daulton]

I hope you like hugs. 

 

[Don Quixote]

Gotta mark your territory to establish dominance early. Piss in their flower bed.

 

[Chemical X]

Gotta mark your territory to establish dominance early. Piss in their flower bed.

actually, pee on their dog.  logic dictates that, as the dog pees on stuff, it becomes yours via proxy.

 

[msudaisy26]

You blew your chance. When the house was for sale you are supposed to go over during the open house and install cameras in the vents and microphones in all the closets. HTH for next time. 

 

[DallasDMac]

You blew your chance.

How do you know the new neighbor's name is Chance?

 

[tonydead]

So glad I have normal neighbors.

 

[Rhythmdoctor]

Or bring over a nice bottle of wine and welcome them to the neighborhood 

Nerd alert. 

 

[Galileo]

So glad I have normal neighbors.

I like all my neighbors...pretty normal suburbia around me.

I still haven't met the new ones.  I don't think they are actually living there yet.  Seems like they are just slowly moving some of their belongings in.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Thank god.

A little HPV isn't going to hurt  you.

 

[msudaisy26]

I like all my neighbors...pretty normal suburbia around me.

I still haven't met the new ones.  I don't think they are actually living there yet.  Seems like they are just slowly moving some of their belongings in.

You blew your chance. When the house was for sale you are supposed to go over during the open house and install cameras in the vents and microphones in all the closets. HTH for next time. 

Then there is still time!

 

[Kafka]

Should I stumble over as a babbling drunkard to introduce myself or should I break the ice by sitting out on my deck with my telescope pointed at their bedroom window?  Hmmm....

What would Galileo be doing with a telescope?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Make sure they know that the key party is every other Saturday night.

Yes, please don't show up on the wrong week wearing your best hugh hefner jumpsuit.

 

[-fish-]

I believe that is used as a swing signal in retirement communities in Florida. Not sure if it's universal though  

From Urban Dictionary:

The pineapple represents hospitality and welcoming. A pineapple is placed on a porch or mail box by swingers to signify that a swinger party is going on. A pineapple is turned upside down when a person is in search of a swinger party. Originally it was turned up side down in the individuals shopping cart. But pineapple popularity has made it accepts on clothes and other items. Swingers use this symbol to identify each other in public.

 

[Galileo]

How about a pineapple in a blue pot on a front porch swing?  What would that mean?

 

[rustycolts]

What if you have pineapple plants in the front yard with pineapples on them?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Now I finally understand the lyrics to strobelight.

https://www.bing.com/search?pc=DOWI&form=AMZNS2&q=b52s+i+want+to+kiss

 

[-fish-]

What if you have pineapple plants in the front yard with pineapples on them?

Trying too hard.    

 

[Underachievers]

Or bring over a nice bottle of wine and welcome them to the neighborhood 

Oh god, I would hate having a neighbor do that to me.   Wine is for snobs. 

 

[nirad3]

What would Galileo be doing with a telescope?

:golfclap:

 

[GroveDiesel]

What would Galileo be doing with a telescope?

Looking at Uranus.

 

[gbill2004]

Have the hot wife "accidentally" catch you masturbating. Then let the sparks fly. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Have the hot wife "accidentally" catch you masturbating. Then let the sparks fly. 

I thought that only worked with stepmothers.

 

[gbill2004]

I thought that only worked with stepmothers.

Works on neighbors too. I can confirm. 

 

[NotSmart]

How about a pineapple in a blue pot on a front porch swing?  What would that mean?

I think it means that you're an Eyes Wide Shut truther.

 

[TripItUp]

No update on the new chick hotness?

 

[Galileo]

No update on the new chick hotness?

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