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[Aerial Assault]

@kuttaup at 15.04 

@facook on deck at 15.05

@Binky The Doormat, utterly absent, this guy, in the hole at 15.06 and ready to text 1-800-EMI-NNCE at 15.07

 

[kutta]

What the hell.

Damarea Crockett

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What the hell.

Damarea Crockett

free safety?

 

[flapgreen]

What the hell.

Damarea Crockett

Who the hell is that 

 

[Aerial Assault]

Wow, Old Mizzou grab from Kutta at 15.04, can't imagine why there's any run on Texans RBs 

@facook on at 15.05

@Binky The Doormat hitting the deck or whatever at 15.06

Eminence texting at 15.07

@cheese coming up at 15.08

 

[kutta]

Who the hell is that 

He's a rookie in Houston. Lamar may be done for the year.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Who the hell is that 

Street free agent out of Mizzou, arguably next guy up in Houston backfield behind Johnson now

 

[kutta]

Street free agent out of Mizzou, arguably next guy up in Houston backfield behind Johnson now

"Arguably" being the key word there...

 

[Binky The Doormat]

@facook has been texted

 

[Aerial Assault]

"Arguably" being the key word there...

Hey, it's R15 in a 256-guy draft.  I'm impressed you know who he is.         

 

[eoMMan]

16 is the last round, right?

 

[facook]

15.05 - Ty Montgomery, RB, NYJ

 

[Aerial Assault]

16 is the last round, right?

Yes.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Your show, @Binky The Doormat with your pick, then Raptors at 15.06 and 15.07 respectively

@cheese sort of on deck at 15.08

@bucksoh sort of in the hole at 15.09

@Capella warming up in the pen (huh?) at 15.10

 

[Binky The Doormat]

mother ####er facook ...

 

[Binky The Doormat]

rd 15:  PHI eagles defense 

I will text raptors

 

[flapgreen]

Filed to ESPN: Andrew Luck has informed the Colts he is retiring from the NFL, per source. There will be a press conference Sunday to make it official, but Luck is mentally worn down, and now checking out.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Filed to ESPN: Andrew Luck has informed the Colts he is retiring from the NFL, per source. There will be a press conference Sunday to make it official, but Luck is mentally worn down, and now checking out.

YOU SHUT YOUR FACEMOUTH

 

[Aerial Assault]

Not on ESPN or CBS

 

[flapgreen]

Not on ESPN or CBS

Maybe Shefters account got hacked. 

 

[flapgreen]

Luck is literally on the sidelines at the Bears game right now 

 

[flapgreen]

Poor Raptors

 

[Aerial Assault]

I only see it on Schefter's Twitter.  

 

[flapgreen]

I only see it on Schefter's Twitter.  

On sport center 

 

[facook]

Poor Raptors.  Who is the D that updated the spreadsheet already?   

 

[Aerial Assault]

On sport center 

Aaaaaand there it is

ESPN and CBS front pages

 

[Aerial Assault]

Poor Raptors.  Who is the D that updated the spreadsheet already?   

    I've been the editor mostly today I think but that wasn't me

Well, Raptors is in the perfect position to do something about this . . . could be worse . . .

 

[facook]

    I've been the editor mostly today I think but that wasn't me

Well, Raptors is in the perfect position to do something about this . . . could be worse . . .

Yeah 5 bucks he takes Jacoby.  Hey REMtors!  Take Jacoby!

 

[Aerial Assault]

Yeah 5 bucks he takes Jacoby.  Hey REMtors!  Take Jacoby!

I think he just did via the sheet.  He has Goff anyway; he was actually pretty well-insulated.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Raptors just took Jacoby Brissett  QB IND

I'm actually pretty happy it didn't happen before, because I would have taken him and then all hell would have been turned loose.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Raptors just took Jacoby Brissett  QB IND

I'm actually pretty happy it didn't happen before, because I would have taken him and then all hell would have been turned loose.

I almost took him this past round. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

whose up AA , I'm cooking and pretty drunk

 

[Aerial Assault]

Sure, sorry, hang on

 

[Aerial Assault]

@cheese with the second pick of the post-Luck era at 15.08

@bucksoh on deck at 15.09

@Capella in the hole at 15.10

 

[facook]

I mean, I'm really pretty sad about Luck.  It's like Barry Sanders 2.0 but for different reasons.

 

[facook]

mother ####er facook ...

btw, if I get Broncos D I don't take Ty.  Butterfly effect, yo.

 

[Aerial Assault]

I mean, I'm really pretty sad about Luck.  It's like Barry Sanders 2.0 but for different reasons.

Whoa, that's a really good comparison.  Didn't think of that.  Luck played seven seasons, wonder how many Barry played . . . checking . . . looks like 10.  Both around 30 at the time. 

 

[Aerial Assault]

Well, Luck would have played seven seasons if healthy.  Was including the lost season in the count. 

 

[Aerial Assault]

I want to know the salary cap ramifications of this.  Was his contract guaranteed?  That's forfeited in case of retirement, right?  Has to be.   

 

[facook]

I mean, I'm really pretty sad about Luck.  It's like Barry Sanders 2.0 but for different reasons.

Whoa, that's a really good comparison.  Didn't think of that.  Luck played seven seasons, wonder how many Barry played . . . checking . . . looks like 10.  Both around 30 at the time. 

Not perfect, but a freakin stud in his prime bowing out.  Barry cause his team SUUUCKED.  Andrew, cause of nagging injuries.  Sad!

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I want to know the salary cap ramifications of this.  Was his contract guaranteed?  That's forfeited in case of retirement, right?  Has to be.   

dude ...head the shark pool - its gotta be a madhouse over there

ETA:  its where Dr Dan hangs out

 

[Aerial Assault]

It is sad.  I always thought Luck seemed like a really nice guy. 

 

[Aerial Assault]

dude ...head the shark pool - its gotta be a madhouse over there

Right.  I've successfully resisted so far.   I'm waiting for the full-on sirens and lights e-mail from Joe B.  

 

[facook]

Saw him play Oregon St in Corvallis his senior (Heisman?) year.  Pretty much beat the Beavs single-handedly (not that that was difficult).

 

[facook]

Right.  I've successfully resisted so far.   I'm waiting for the full-on sirens and lights e-mail from Joe B.  

10:30 PST tonight.

 

[Aerial Assault]

ESPN already on the phone asking him to join the MNF booth? 

 

[Aerial Assault]

@cheese up at 15.08

@bucksoh on deck at 15.09

@Capella in the hole at 15.10

 

[Capella]

is andrew luck available 

 

[Northern Voice]

Raptors just took Jacoby Brissett  QB IND

I'm actually pretty happy it didn't happen before, because I would have taken him and then all hell would have been turned loose.

How dare you guys deny the FFA at large that hell breaking loose. 

 

[facook]

Raptors just took Jacoby Brissett  QB IND

I'm actually pretty happy it didn't happen before, because I would have taken him and then all hell would have been turned loose.

Point of order!  Each team may only have qb's from 2 teams.