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TUESDAY, June 3, 2008, 12:29 p.m.

By Linda Spice

Packers Herron fights off home invaders

Green Bay Packers running back Noah Herron fought off intruders during a burglary to his Village of Howard home, striking one with a bed post that he unscrewed from his bed last weekend.

"Noah Herron used necessary, reasonable and justifiable force in protecting his life and property. Herron, the victim in this random home invasion, is cooperating with law enforcement and we ask that you respect his privacy during this traumatic time," said Brown County Sheriff Dennis Kocken.

The intruder was injured during the May 30th burglary and a second offender was apprehended outside the home by Brown County Sheriff's deputies, according to information released by the Brown County Sheriff's Department today. Herron was not hurt during the invasion.

Herron reported to police about 11:19 p.m. that he heard glass breaking in the lower level of his home and indicated that an unknown number of intruders were inside the residence.

Stolen property and a vehicle were recovered in the vicinity of Herron's residence. The property is believed to be stolen that same evening from a residence near Herron's.

Neither suspect has been officially charged. One is still hospitalized :pickle: and another is being held at the Brown County Jail on unrelated warrants and a probation hold. The investigation is ongoing and the two suspects are being questioned in numerous burglaries and home invasions throughout Brown County, authorities reported today.

Herron, who is 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 218 pounds, is a four-year veteran from Northwestern. Herron was primarly used as a running back and kick returns.

:peens: :headbang:

 
This reminds me of the news team rumble in the movie Anchorman. Burgundy pulls a bedpost out of his blazer.

 
I'm envisioning Noah Herron calmly calling 911, calmly reporting the intruders, calmly unscrewing the bedpost from his bed, calmly opening the bedroom door......then frog marching double-time downstairs, kicking open other doors, while screaming "Chah-lie!! Come getcha whoopin'!!!! Chah-lie!!" a la Evander Holyfield from that old ESPN commercial.

"Bedposts" beats "Battlestar Gallactica."

 
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I'm envisioning Noah Herron calmly calling 911, calmly reporting the intruders, calmly unscrewing the bedpost from his bed, calmly opening the bedroom door......then frog marching double-time downstairs, kicking open other doors, while screaming "Chah-lie!! Come getcha whoopin'!!!! Chah-lie!!" a la Evander Holyfield from that old ESPN commercial."Bedposts" beats "Battlestar Gallactica."
See, I am envisioning the intruders calling 911..."He's beating us with his bed post! God help us! I think it's oak!"
 
Just read the article this morning. glad he's ok. I can't imagine getting a beatdown with a bedpost.... :popcorn:

 
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