***Official*** 2018 World Cup thread (and Drinking Guide) (1 Viewer)

[Slapdash]

such a great event...this WC continues to deliver the goods.

Best event in the world bar none.

Nothing compares, but this has been a particularly entertaining one

 

[NewlyRetired]

this is awesome

 

[Kafka]

.

...and Gator wept...

 

[Zegras11]

Look!  It's the Skipper!

 

[Sinn Fein]

Not if they can't design shorts to contain CR7's thighs.

I think Ronaldo tucks his penis into his thighs

 

[AAABatteries]

Good sportsmanship or getting him off the pitch - you decide.

Agree with Dr. Joe - this ref is going to get somebody hurt.

 

[NewlyRetired]

Agree with the announcer (Twellman I think?). .

Stewart Holden 

 

[Slapdash]

That is what happens when you let these type of tackles go on...somebody gets hurt :(  

 

[Kafka]

Stewart Holden 

Must be Holden his identity tight to his chest...

 

[AAABatteries]

I assume it takes William 10 minutes to finish the 6 minute ab workout?

 

[Slapdash]

Stewart Holden 

Thanks.  He's good and I rarely compliment announcers.

 

[gianmarco]

Thanks.  He's good and I rarely compliment announcers.

I just wish he didn't sound like Mary Carrillo. I feel like I'm listening to a Chris Evert vs Navratilova match sometimes.

 

[NewlyRetired]

Thanks.  He's good and I rarely compliment announcers.

you can send a thank you to Jonny ####### Evans.

 

[AAABatteries]

Raphael  

 

[Sinn Fein]

I just wish he didn't sound like Mary Carrillo. I feel like I'm listening to a Chris Evert vs Navratilova match sometimes.

 

[Slapdash]

I just wish he didn't sound like Mary Carrillo. I feel like I'm listening to a Chris Evert vs Navratilova match sometimes.

I had to google all of these people

 

[Christo]

I had to google all of these people

 

[NewlyRetired]

I had to google all of these people

Two of them are some of the most famous athletes ever.

 

[Sinn Fein]

9th corner...going for the tiebreaker advantage

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ronaldo hot dogging it.  

 

[Sinn Fein]

Ronaldo looked like an old man trying to show off his tekkers 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chris Evert

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

 

[Slapdash]

Two of them are some of the most famous athletes ever.

I don't know much about tennis and both of these people appear to have played before I was born  

 

[gianmarco]

I had to google all of these people

Mary Carillo aka Stu Holden

 

[AAABatteries]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

RACK HIM!

 

[Jobber]

Cant Ecuador bunker up to burn clock? Why are the driving only to turn it over?

 

[Slapdash]

Mary Carillo aka Stu Holden

"bad boys of badminton"  

 

[Sinn Fein]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

RACK HIM!

NOW it makes sense...

 

[NewlyRetired]

Cant Ecuador bunker up to burn clock? Why are the driving only to turn it over?

Ecuador?

 

[AAABatteries]

Suarez’s head could get decapitated from his body and be rolling around on the ground and I’m still not sure I’d believe he was fouled.

 

[Jobber]

Ecuador?

Sorry Uruguay.

 

[Christo]

Ecuador?

Forget it, he's rolling.

 

[Kafka]

Mary Carillo aka Stu Holden

What did i just watch?

 

[Chaos Commish]

Ecuador?

Ecuador Paraguay what's the difference?

 

[Sinn Fein]

Suarez’s head could get decapitated from his body and be rolling around on the ground and I’m still not sure I’d believe he was fouled.

And yet oddly, you know his head would still end up biting someone's ankles...

 

[Sinn Fein]

What did i just watch?

A woman afraid to say shuttlecock 

 

[NewlyRetired]

Ecuador Paraguay what's the difference?

Columbia says other wise

 

[gianmarco]

What did i just watch?

You weren't supposed to watch anything. Close your eyes and listen to Stu talk about badminton.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Jeez.  This is Caceres' 81st cap which is 7th on the team.   This Uruguay squad has 6 players with over 100 caps.  That is absurd 

And Tabares  has managed 3 cycles?  Longer than Low. 

 

[Slapdash]

Ecuador Paraguay what's the difference?

That's not Uruguay

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ecuador?

Same diff.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Ecuador Paraguay what's the difference?

One is on the equator and one is two dudes.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Top knot rather than back knot, pulled in tight, lack of a free-flowing ponytail.  A little too professional.  Screams of yuppy trying to be cool.  Official verdict: could be better

I’m disgusted at all of you for not giving me some Andy Carroll. 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PULL THE KEEPER!  PULL EVERYBODY!

 

[Slapdash]

Sooooo close

 

[AAABatteries]

Gator may get on a plane tonight and fly to Russia to murder Raphael.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OH LORD!

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

One is on the equator and one is two dudes.

My best ever pun was for the Uruguay/Paraguay Copa America Final. 

Two Guays One Cup. 

 

[Steve Tasker]

That's a foul.

 

[Christo]

I’m disgusted at all of you for not giving me some Andy Carroll. 

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