***Official*** 2018 World Cup thread (and Drinking Guide) (1 Viewer)

[Christo]

Deutschland, Deutschland, uber Mexico!

 

[Jaysus]

Is anyone else drinking tequila and Pilsner right now?

 

[Kafka]

Is anyone else drinking tequila and Pilsner right now?

 

[Jaysus]

I meant anyone except you of course.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Oh- Zil

 

[The Gator]

Is anyone else drinking tequila and Pilsner right now?

My hangover almost threw up reading this.

Bloodymarry

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Oh- Zil

so annoying...

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Meola isn’t terrible though. 

 

[Sinn Fein]

SHould have gone down

 

[Slapdash]

Should have hit that first time

 

[comfortably numb]

Idk...maybe my wife is onto something about me listening but i feel i dont hear the announcers much. Theyre kinda white noise to me.

 

[Sinn Fein]

BTW - Whats up with Boateng's cotten candy hair?

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Putin thinks Mexican fans are honoring him on every Neuer goal kick. 

 

[JaxBill]

Is anyone else drinking tequila and Pilsner right now?

Easing into a screwdriver. A bastardized screwdriver of orange tangerine juice, vodka and rum. Double vodka double rum and a lot of ice. 

 

[kupcho1]

Mexico seems to be straight up owning Germany 

 

[CGRdrJoe]

 suck it hitler

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

German screwed the hund there. 

 

[gianmarco]

Too good there.

 

[gianmarco]

That was inevitable. Mexico are making some devastating runs.

 

[TripItUp]

Great sequence by Mexico

Suck it Krauts

Viva la CONCACAF 

 

[Sinn Fein]

As many times as I have signed Lozano on FM, I feel like I helped his development to get to this stage.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The Germans’ haircuts make me a little nervous.

 

[gianmarco]

Also, another great referee job so far.

They've really been quality thus far.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

BTW - Whats up with Boateng's cotten candy hair?

At first I thought he’s just going grey,  now think it might be “frosted tips.” 

 

[Slapdash]

Oh- Zil

It is like na-zils on the chalkboard

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Alvarez to Herrera to Jimenez...

Sounds like my sister’s HS boyfriends.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Germany look like they have never played together before.

 

[gianmarco]

I'm not saying they are going to win it all, but I would not want to face this Mexico team. They look capable of beating any squad.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Alvarez to Herrera to Jimenez...

Sounds like my sister’s HS boyfriends.

hey now - that's someone's sister

 

[JaxBill]

I wonder if Germany could use a guy like Sane about right now.

 

[The Gator]

Mexico looking good. Should be a great second half 

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

The best player on the field in the first half plays in MLS. 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

hey now - that's someone's sister

Yeah, my brother’s.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Mexico looking good. Should be a great second half 

¡PUTO!

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Mexico is slicing Germany's midfield apart.  I know Germany don't want to admit they need to make a change, but I think maybe they need to make a change.  No way are they going to keep Mexico from scoring again the way things are going.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

The best player on the field in the first half plays in MLS. 

I about fell out of my chair when they said LAFC.  He looks incredible.

 

[kupcho1]

Is Moe Howard still popular in Germany?

 

[comfortably numb]

I'm not saying they are going to win it all, but I would not want to face this Mexico team. They look capable of beating any squad.

Even Trinidad and Tobago B team?

 

[The Z Machine]

WTMF?

Dats right. I got no love for Germany.

 

[Christo]

Dats right. I got no love for Germany.

Nor do I. But the other team is Mexico. The country of putos and piss bags.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

Rooting for both teams to lose is a difficult position, but I told out hope that both teams are disqualified somehow.

 

[The Z Machine]

Nor do I. But the other team is Mexico. The country of putos and piss bags.

Better to have passionate, classless fans than the suburban soccer mom opposite.

 

[NewlyRetired]

I about fell out of my chair when they said LAFC.  He looks incredible.

he has been great in MLS (significantly better than either Dos Santos brothers for the Galaxy).

 

[Christo]

Better to have passionate, classless fans than the suburban soccer mom opposite.

Uh, no.

 

[Kafka]

Better to have passionate, classless fans than the suburban soccer mom opposite.

Venezuela has suburbs?

 

[The Z Machine]

If the US fans had been more passionate and classless the USA would be playing in the world cup right now. Instead, we stuck with a known tactical disaster in Klinsmann.

 

[The Z Machine]

Venezuela has plenty of other issues right now, so let's leave them out of it.

 

[Soulfly3]

Germans apparently forgot how to stay on their feet

 

[heckmanm]

Having a Kentucky Mule because I used up my vodka but still had some ginger beer left

 

[The Z Machine]

It's time to find out how organized Mexico can be on defense.  They don't have many chances to practice defending a lead against world class competition.