***OFFICIAL*** 2019 Cakeleeg - Standings update? (1 Viewer)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

there is nothing left for me here, i am just biding time.  selling possessions, making house repairs, pretending to show up to work.  i know i’m quitting my job next year, so i am super unmotivated.  this is an odd time.  

Kid forces me not to just sit at a bar every night.  Livin the dream!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

28.02 -- Bubba Starling, AAA OF, KC

Real guy?

 

[Eephus]

part of my daily routine is digging thru the garbage next to the lottery machine at my local supermarket.  i enter the tickets into 2nd chance drawings in the hopes i can win some extra money for italy.  in today’s batch i found a $30 winner that someone threw out.  this is really what life is for me now.  

Metaphor for round #28

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Real guy?

Lead singer of Elbow

 

[Capella]

There is nothing left for me here is how every letter begins when the cops investigate the house 

 

[Chemical X]

so, heading out to italy for a month in may/june, but spending a couple of days in ny before we go.  likely our last time in ny, so we’re gonna make last trips to the cemetery.  my wife is forcing me to dispose of my mom’s ashes at my dad’s grave.  i’ve never been to the cemetery in 35 years and i’ve had my mom in a box under my stairs since 2014.  i don’t think of myself as strange, yet when i type this out, it doesn’t sound good.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I’m not cutting anyone. Studs all the way down. 

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I’m not cutting anyone. Studs all the way down. 

Some guys just have it.

 

[Capella]

so, heading out to italy for a month in may/june, but spending a couple of days in ny before we go.  likely our last time in ny, so we’re gonna make last trips to the cemetery.  my wife is forcing me to dispose of my mom’s ashes at my dad’s grave.  i’ve never been to the cemetery in 35 years and i’ve had my mom in a box under my stairs since 2014.  i don’t think of myself as strange, yet when i type this out, it doesn’t sound good.

This is way less strange than digging through garbage 

 

[Chemical X]

This is way less strange than digging through garbage 

well, it’s really just a can to recycle discarded scratchers.  i always grab a handful.  it’s almost passover.

 

[HellToupee]

.  i don’t think of myself as strange, yet when i type this out, it doesn’t sound good

trust your instincts 

 

[shuke]

Skip him

Ruling?

 

[cosjobs]

Doesn’t @cosjobs need to replace Zobrist pick?

I hope so, I thought you were waiting on me so I just rushed one through. But I don't really care, since there's about an 80% chance he is not on my roster opening day.

On the other hand, he'll probably get around 350 profitable ABs and have eligibility at 4-5 positions.

 

[cosjobs]

so, heading out to italy for a month in may/june, but spending a couple of days in ny before we go.  likely our last time in ny, so we’re gonna make last trips to the cemetery.  my wife is forcing me to dispose of my mom’s ashes at my dad’s grave.  i’ve never been to the cemetery in 35 years and i’ve had my mom in a box under my stairs since 2014.  i don’t think of myself as strange, yet when i type this out, it doesn’t sound good.

Wait a minute. Are you firing your wife's stylist or are you going to die?

 

[shuke]

10...

 

[shuke]

9...

 

[shuke]

8...

 

[shuke]

7...

 

[shuke]

STOP LIKING POSTS AND PICK

 

[shuke]

6...

 

[cosjobs]

there is nothing left for me here, i am just biding time.  selling possessions, making house repairs, pretending to show up to work.  i know i’m quitting my job next year, so i am super unmotivated.  this is an odd time.  

Get Bob to show you how to take three hour walks and find strange things on the side of the road.

 

[shuke]

5 

4

3

2

1

SKIP!

 

[cosjobs]

6...

sure

 

[shuke]

27.05    Bananafish    SKIPPED - PICK AT WILL

28.03    Cosjobs SKIPPED - PICK AT WILL

28.04    Chem X OTC
 

 

[shuke]

@Chemical X

 

[cosjobs]

Final pick,

Ben Zobrist UT CHC

You're welcome

 

[cosjobs]

5 

4

3

2

1

SKIP!

jeebus man. I just got home after eight hours looking at homes in SXSW traffic. 

 

[shuke]

Final pick,

Ben Zobrist UT CHC

You're welcome

           

 

[shuke]

27.08Cap/FDAS - Ben Zobrist - 2B/OF

 

[cosjobs]

seriously? fml

 

[shuke]

Plenty of talent available.

 

[Capella]

 Ben is a good player to have.

Fdas will probably cut him in 2 weeks for some guy whose name sounds like a talking bear. 

 

[cosjobs]

Dexter Fowler OF St. Louis Cardinals

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Seriously. 

 

[shuke]

@Chemical X

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hmm

 

[shuke]

See you guys tomorrow.

 

[Capella]

later bud

 

[Mr. Pickles]

shuke wait. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Good work in here last night 

 

[Chemical X]

28.04-Aaron Sanchez, P, TBJ

@strykerpks @General Malaise @beaglemac @Beagles20 @Chihuahua @Labradors @Bassetthound @great dane @Scooby @Scooby Doo @Boxer @Terrible Beagle 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Free For All?

I’ll take Ben Zobrist

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I’ll take Ben Zobrist

Great pick, man. 

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Great pick, man. 

Final pick,

Ben Zobrist UT CHC

You're welcome

 

[Bogart]

"YOU get a Ben Zobrist and YOU get a Ben Zobrist, EVERYONE gets a Ben Zobrist!!!!!" 

 

[General Malaise]

Last pick:

Forrest Whitely SP Strohs

 

[Bogart]

Last pick:

Forrest Whitely SP Strohs

Nothing like getting sniped in the 28th round.

 

[shuke]

Steve Cishek R CHC

 

[shuke]

@Bogart

 

[Bogart]

28.07 - Dylan Bundy - SP - BAL

Led the league in home runs last year. That's good, right?