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***OFFICIAL*** 2019 Cakeleeg - Standings update? (1 Viewer)

Sorry guys, had an infection and had to have my dialysis catheter removed. Was in the procedure center and recovery until now.

19.15 Wilmer Flores 3B

20.01 Kevin Kiermeier OF

 
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The last leg joke was the best one. Truth is, I am very healthy. That wasn't always the case. Over the last 11 months I have been in the hospital for a total of 8 of them. It started out small with me putting  on water weight because of my pulmonary hypertension. It was 120 lbs. but I was able to function pretty normally. I hospitalized for 3 weeks in April and another 3 weeks in June as they tried to get the water off of me with diuretics and trying to have me expel it on my own. That was not real successful and in July I started having more serious problems with my heart and lungs because of he water. I was admitted to the hospital in July and spent the next 3 months battling heart lung problems. Eventually, my kidneys shut down too, so I was put on dialysis. At one point my heart was so weak that during dialysis my blood pressure dropped into the 40's and my heart actually stopped. They called for the crash cart and everything, but before they could shock me my heart started beating on its own. Fortunately, I was asleep when it happened and I don't remember any of it. I went to the ICU for about a week at which point they sent me back to a normzl room. Now, the disease I have, pulmonary hypertension, doesn't have a cure and not a lot of people have it so here hasn't been as much research done for  it like other diseases which are a lot more prevalent. Because of that, figuring out which meds to take takes a bit of trying different medicines. They finally found 3 medicines which work pretty well at keeping the disease in check. Unfortunately, during this stay I developed an infection in my foot that eventually resulted in my leg being amputated below the knee. but that's another story for another time as this is already too long. Suffice it to say, I feel great and I am in no danger of dropping dead anytime soon. I am just in the hospital to have my leg amputated this admission. But I appreciate the concern make jokes about the situation as often as possible. No reason to be sad and mope about it, as there are plenty of people who are way worse off than I am.  So joke all you want, just make them funny. I hate bad jokes.

 
SoCalBroncoFan said:
The last leg joke was the best one. Truth is, I am very healthy. That wasn't always the case. Over the last 11 months I have been in the hospital for a total of 8 of them. It started out small with me putting  on water weight because of my pulmonary hypertension. It was 120 lbs. but I was able to function pretty normally. I hospitalized for 3 weeks in April and another 3 weeks in June as they tried to get the water off of me with diuretics and trying to have me expel it on my own. That was not real successful and in July I started having more serious problems with my heart and lungs because of he water. I was admitted to the hospital in July and spent the next 3 months battling heart lung problems. Eventually, my kidneys shut down too, so I was put on dialysis. At one point my heart was so weak that during dialysis my blood pressure dropped into the 40's and my heart actually stopped. They called for the crash cart and everything, but before they could shock me my heart started beating on its own. Fortunately, I was asleep when it happened and I don't remember any of it. I went to the ICU for about a week at which point they sent me back to a normzl room. Now, the disease I have, pulmonary hypertension, doesn't have a cure and not a lot of people have it so here hasn't been as much research done for  it like other diseases which are a lot more prevalent. Because of that, figuring out which meds to take takes a bit of trying different medicines. They finally found 3 medicines which work pretty well at keeping the disease in check. Unfortunately, during this stay I developed an infection in my foot that eventually resulted in my leg being amputated below the knee. but that's another story for another time as this is already too long. Suffice it to say, I feel great and I am in no danger of dropping dead anytime soon. I am just in the hospital to have my leg amputated this admission. But I appreciate the concern make jokes about the situation as often as possible. No reason to be sad and mope about it, as there are plenty of people who are way worse off than I am.  So joke all you want, just make them funny. I hate bad jokes.
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I hope they're not just pulling your leg.

Did you get hooked up with Netfilx?

 
SoCalBroncoFan said:
The last leg joke was the best one. Truth is, I am very healthy. That wasn't always the case. Over the last 11 months I have been in the hospital for a total of 8 of them. It started out small with me putting  on water weight because of my pulmonary hypertension. It was 120 lbs. but I was able to function pretty normally. I hospitalized for 3 weeks in April and another 3 weeks in June as they tried to get the water off of me with diuretics and trying to have me expel it on my own. That was not real successful and in July I started having more serious problems with my heart and lungs because of he water. I was admitted to the hospital in July and spent the next 3 months battling heart lung problems. Eventually, my kidneys shut down too, so I was put on dialysis. At one point my heart was so weak that during dialysis my blood pressure dropped into the 40's and my heart actually stopped. They called for the crash cart and everything, but before they could shock me my heart started beating on its own. Fortunately, I was asleep when it happened and I don't remember any of it. I went to the ICU for about a week at which point they sent me back to a normzl room. Now, the disease I have, pulmonary hypertension, doesn't have a cure and not a lot of people have it so here hasn't been as much research done for  it like other diseases which are a lot more prevalent. Because of that, figuring out which meds to take takes a bit of trying different medicines. They finally found 3 medicines which work pretty well at keeping the disease in check. Unfortunately, during this stay I developed an infection in my foot that eventually resulted in my leg being amputated below the knee. but that's another story for another time as this is already too long. Suffice it to say, I feel great and I am in no danger of dropping dead anytime soon. I am just in the hospital to have my leg amputated this admission. But I appreciate the concern make jokes about the situation as often as possible. No reason to be sad and mope about it, as there are plenty of people who are way worse off than I am.  So joke all you want, just make them funny. I hate bad jokes.
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We’re only making jokes because we love you, except for X, who hates you. 

 
SoCalBroncoFan said:
The last leg joke was the best one. Truth is, I am very healthy. That wasn't always the case. Over the last 11 months I have been in the hospital for a total of 8 of them. It started out small with me putting  on water weight because of my pulmonary hypertension. It was 120 lbs. but I was able to function pretty normally. I hospitalized for 3 weeks in April and another 3 weeks in June as they tried to get the water off of me with diuretics and trying to have me expel it on my own. That was not real successful and in July I started having more serious problems with my heart and lungs because of he water. I was admitted to the hospital in July and spent the next 3 months battling heart lung problems. Eventually, my kidneys shut down too, so I was put on dialysis. At one point my heart was so weak that during dialysis my blood pressure dropped into the 40's and my heart actually stopped. They called for the crash cart and everything, but before they could shock me my heart started beating on its own. Fortunately, I was asleep when it happened and I don't remember any of it. I went to the ICU for about a week at which point they sent me back to a normzl room. Now, the disease I have, pulmonary hypertension, doesn't have a cure and not a lot of people have it so here hasn't been as much research done for  it like other diseases which are a lot more prevalent. Because of that, figuring out which meds to take takes a bit of trying different medicines. They finally found 3 medicines which work pretty well at keeping the disease in check. Unfortunately, during this stay I developed an infection in my foot that eventually resulted in my leg being amputated below the knee. but that's another story for another time as this is already too long. Suffice it to say, I feel great and I am in no danger of dropping dead anytime soon. I am just in the hospital to have my leg amputated this admission. But I appreciate the concern make jokes about the situation as often as possible. No reason to be sad and mope about it, as there are plenty of people who are way worse off than I am.  So joke all you want, just make them funny. I hate bad jokes.
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I’m hoping for you to be able to leg out a grounder this summer gb. 

 
Alex Reyes P STL

Has the best stuff in the league at 20 innings a season

 
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I have a in-person auction draft tomorrow. I will not be picking between 10 and 6. So hopefully I can get a pick in tonight 

 
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