***Official 2019 Masters Thread*** (3 Viewers)

[gump]

Spieth and rose a combined +8. Yikes.

I’ve actually flipped to pulling for him, but if Spieth misses this cut he’s at a career low...and with his OCD makeup it’s going to be interesting to see how he turns it around. The short putting problem was always the window to this possibility IMO.

 

[heckmanm]

I bet Aphinarnrat parties!

You should see his cousin, Aphish!thouserat

 

[Zigg]

Anyone but DeChambeau.

He seems to be quite disliked.  Why?

 

[Nipsey]

Who did Thomas give that death stare to?

 

[Rodrigo Duterte]

Thomas is such a #####.  Mr Tough Guy staring down the patron.  Surprised he didn't boot them, even after his round.

 

[Nipsey]

Casey not going to break 80. Burned all my DFS action.

 

[Joe Mammy]

Casey not going to break 80. Burned all my DFS action.

ditto

 

[Rodrigo Duterte]

Who did Thomas give that death stare to?

Someone made a noise or something before his putt (inaudible on the broadcast).  He backed off and started over.  Then of course blamed his miss on that.

 

[Nipsey]

Thomas is such a #####.  Mr Tough Guy staring down the patron.  Surprised he didn't boot them, even after his round.

Must have been a pretty egregious offense to get the stare down like that. I'm guessing had something to do with $4 beers.

 

[Nigel]

Koepka needs to get that zit lanced, solid oz. of #### in that thing.

eta: ####, as in white, creamy zit juice

 

[Nipsey]

Someone made a noise or something before his putt (inaudible on the broadcast).  He backed off and started over.  Then of course blamed his miss on that.

For sure. Just wanted to know who it was. Looks like it may have been a photographer.

 

[Nigel]

Casey not going to break 80. Burned all my DFS action.

Yup killed all of my pool entries, can just relax and enjoy the golf the next three days...sucks but kind of liberating.

 

[Nipsey]

Yup killed all of my pool entries, can just relax and enjoy the golf the next three days...sucks but kind of liberating.

Draftkings offering single round action.

 

[gump]

Casey not going to break 80. Burned all my DFS action.

And I thought he was a make-the-cut safe pick.

 

[Nipsey]

And I thought he was a make-the-cut safe pick.

...and he's out there in prime scoring conditions. Wind died late.

 

[gump]

Koepka needs to get that zit lanced, solid oz. of #### in that thing.

eta: ####, as in white, creamy zit juice

Surely that’s a giant Augusta Bee sting.

 

[gump]

...and he's out there in prime scoring conditions. Wind died late.

He’s apparently a huge student of the course strategy and history here...must be in his head.

 

[Mister CIA]

Yeesh, I drew Webb Simpson and Jose Maria Olazabal in the office pool.

 

[culdeus]

Leaderboard looks amazing.  Phil and tiger around and other gigantic names in mix. 

 

[Nipsey]

Tiger in 2nd to last group, Rory in last group tomorrow.

 

[facook]

Tiger in 2nd to last group, Rory in last group tomorrow.

$4 beers?  Or are you funny?

 

[Nipsey]

$4 beers?  Or are you funny?

Did I get it wrong?

 

[facook]

I have always been a Phil fan, love his ability to work around the green. I apologize if this story from People is a Honda, but it's just too good.

I'm sure he had been inundated with people bothering him about a part of the event that he had no control. I bet he just wanted to have fun at the party, and this bozo is all up in his face. Anyway, great response!

Phil's cares not for Benjamins

 

[facook]

Did I get it wrong?

Tomorrow is Friday.  Same pairings as today, just a different tee off time.

I'm a dope.

 

[facook]

Tiger in 2nd to last group, Rory in last group tomorrow.

$4 beers?  Or are you funny?

My bad.  I get you now.  $4 vodkas.

 

[Nipsey]

Tomorrow is Friday.  Same pairings as today, just a different tee off time.

I know.

 

[facook]

I know.

For real though, "reports" were that this afternoon's scoring would be worse.  Not so.  Is that good for Tiger and Rory tomorrow?  I took Rory +2000 this evening.

 

[culdeus]

For real though, "reports" were that this afternoon's scoring would be worse.  Not so.  Is that good for Tiger and Rory tomorrow?  I took Rory +2000 this evening.

40% of rain tomorrow all day. 

 

[facook]

Koepka needs to get that zit lanced, solid oz. of #### in that thing.

eta: ####, as in white, creamy zit juice

I'm sure Paulina will help him fix it tonight.  :swingers:

 

[facook]

40% of rain tomorrow all day. 

If they have to finish this Monday, when I have 5 sales appointments, I'm gonna be Pee'd OFF.

 

[culdeus]

If they have to finish this Monday, when I have 5 sales appointments, I'm gonna be Pee'd OFF.

Tomorrow they should finish. Will be soggy.  Saturday looks fine. Sunday is really bad.  

 

[facook]

Tomorrow they should finish. Will be soggy.  Saturday looks fine. Sunday is really bad.  

That is my concern.  Leaders get through 13 on Sunday.  Grrrr....

 

[gump]

Tiger in 2nd to last group, Rory in last group tomorrow.

When is the last time Tiger went off late Thursday/early Fri at Augusta? 

 

[gump]

Koepka and DJ don't fit the profile here...especially come Sunday.

 

[culdeus]

When is the last time Tiger went off late Thursday/early Fri at Augusta? 

I found tee times back to 2005 and he was still setup like this back then.

 

[culdeus]

That is my concern.  Leaders get through 13 on Sunday.  Grrrr....

If the weather really looks like that I can easily see them doing 9am tee times. 

 

[Capella]

If the weather really looks like that I can easily see them doing 9am tee times. 

Wouldn’t this kill cbs?

 

[culdeus]

Wouldn’t this kill cbs?

better than wrapping on Monday for ratings IIRC

 

[JaxBill]

Looks like light rain passing through Augusta now. Forecast looks good through midafternoon.  Wind < 10 mph all day. Could be prime scoring chances early.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sunday weather is the biggest worry at the moment, I would think.  Looks like just a lot of pop up storms or light sprinkles mixed throughout the day.  I think they could play through most of it, minus lightning.  

But Sunday, Augusta will be in the path of the huge storm system bearing down on the southeast.  Not sure the arrival time yet, but it could be right as the leaders are nearing the last couple of holes.  They may have to bump up the start times.  

 

[culdeus]

Sunday weather is the biggest worry at the moment, I would think.  Looks like just a lot of pop up storms or light sprinkles mixed throughout the day.  I think they could play through most of it, minus lightning.  

But Sunday, Augusta will be in the path of the huge storm system bearing down on the southeast.  Not sure the arrival time yet, but it could be right as the leaders are nearing the last couple of holes.  They may have to bump up the start times.  

If they need my approval to finish at 3 Central hootie can pm me. 

 

[Grahamburn]

Koepka needs to get that zit lanced, solid oz. of #### in that thing.

eta: ####, as in white, creamy zit juice

I thought he got stung by a bee or something.  Anyway, nobody is beating that guy. 

 

[Capella]

I thought he got stung by a bee or something.  Anyway, nobody is beating that guy. 

+450 right now 

 

[Apple Jack]

Odd that I've noticed, but both Tiger and Phil have been chewing gum. What's up with that? 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Odd that I've noticed, but both Tiger and Phil have been chewing gum. What's up with that? 

Next one on one t.v. match to be sponsored by Double Bubble.

 

[Phil Elliott]

Odd that I've noticed, but both Tiger and Phil have been chewing gum. What's up with that? 

CBD gum to calm the nerves? 

 

[Nipsey]

Here comes Francesco.

 

[ChiefD]

Odd that I've noticed, but both Tiger and Phil have been chewing gum. What's up with that? 

Just Chew It

 

[Johnny Rock]

HD had made golf and hockey, especially, so gorgeous. I wish Jack in ‘86 and some of the older footage was as clear. Still amazing to me. 

 

[Johnny Rock]

OMG ZJohnson just hit the ball on the tee while taking a practice swing. Unintentional. Wow.