***OFFICIAL* 2023 Cakeboy League - pick or quit (1 Viewer)

[FishTacoTuesday]

I’m deciding between two players, need to check my magazine.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

2.04 3B Austin Riley/ATL

@Cheese and Crackers @cheese

 

[Dan Lambskin]

2.03 Bobby Witt Jr

Did we sub OBP out in one of those votes I slept through?

Oh geeze it’s really bad oh well I can’t do worse than last year

 

[Frostillicus]

Well this is rivetting.

 

[cheese]

Rafael devers

 

[BeTheMatch]

Bogart is driving but says he'll pick soon

 

[Chemical X]

@Bob Loblaw

 

[Bogart]

2.06 - Corbin Burnes - SP - ML

@Chemical X

also sexted.

 

[Chemical X]

2.07 - Shohei Ohtani, Hitter Version

 

[Frostillicus]

2.08 SP Gerrit Cole, NYY

 

[BeTheMatch]

2.09 Paul Goldschmidt, 1B, STL

 

[urbanhack]

2.10 Michael Harris II | OF | ATL

welcome back to the club young man.

 

[urbanhack]

@Mr. Pickles

 

[shuke]

2.07 - Shohei Ohtani, Hitter Version

Please bold all picks

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

2.07 - Shohei Ohtani, Hitter Version

Please bold all picks

I would like to report @cheese for similar formatting violations. Thank you for doing what you do, commish.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

2.11 Francisco Lindor SS NYM

 

[BeTheMatch]

Banana fish took Shohei Ohtani, P version, at 2.12

@General Malaise is up

 

[General Malaise]

Ah, the 6am wake up texts for Cake draft, how I missed thee

 

[urbanhack]

Ah, the 6am wake up texts for Cake draft, how I missed thee

How much snow did you get down there??

 

[BeTheMatch]

Ah, the 6am wake up texts for Cake draft, how I missed thee

How much snow did you get down there??

If anyone is looking for a laugh, go search #pdxtraffic on Twitter.

 

[BeTheMatch]

Ah, the 6am wake up texts for Cake draft, how I missed thee

To be fair, I only PM'd. Maybe someone else texted you.

 

[urbanhack]

Ah, the 6am wake up texts for Cake draft, how I missed thee

How much snow did you get down there??

If anyone is looking for a laugh, go search #pdxtraffic on Twitter.

TripCheck - Portland

@TripCheckPDX

US30 , lower columbia river, Black ice, #pdxtraffic... https://tripcheck.com/DynamicReports/Report/RoadConditionDetail/?RW=271

 

[General Malaise]

The cheat sheet I printed doesn't have pitchers. Please hold.

 

[General Malaise]

Walked to the train station dressed like Randy from Christmas Story. Having trouble typing.

Nolan Arenado 3B STL

@shuke

 

[BeTheMatch]

Walked to the train station dressed like Randy from Christmas Story. Having trouble typing.

Trains are actually running? I'm surprised.

 

[General Malaise]

Ah, the 6am wake up texts for Cake draft, how I missed thee

How much snow did you get down there??

I could probably hump it without touching the sidewalk.

 

[General Malaise]

Walked to the train station dressed like Randy from Christmas Story. Having trouble typing.

Trains are actually running? I'm surprised.

Running is a bit of a stretch. This one is rolling slowly.

 

[shuke]

Matt Olson 1B ATL
Aaron Nola SP PHI

 

[shuke]

@General Malaise

 

[General Malaise]

Made it to the office. Thank you all for your grave concerns.

3.02 Spencer Strider SP ATL

This sealed it for me: As the Braves had retired 29 for pitcher John Smoltz, and 28 was assigned to Matt Olson, Strider wore 65 during his rookie season, then subsequently chose 99 to commemorate Rick Vaughn, a character in the 1989 film Major League

@Bananarama

 

[BeTheMatch]

Banana picked in the spreadsheet:

3.03 Edwin Diaz, RP, NYM

@Mr. Pickles is up

 

[Mr. Pickles]

3.04 Randy Arroz con Pollo OF TBR

Need some Rays

 

[BeTheMatch]

Hack is on a call and says he'll pick in a half hour or thereabouts

 

[shuke]

Hack is on a call and says he'll pick in a half hour or thereabouts

You're doing the lord's work in here, thanks.

 

[Bogart]

Hack is on a call and says he'll pick in a half hour or thereabouts

You're doing the lord's work in here, thanks.

Name checks out.

 

[BeTheMatch]

3.05 Marcus Semien, 2B, TEX (for Urban Hack)

 

[BeTheMatch]

Never been more disgusted with a pick in my life, but here it is:

3.06 Jose Altuve, 2B, HOU

@Frostillicus

 

[FDASv2.0]

Hack is on a call and says he'll pick in a half hour or thereabouts

You're doing the commissioner's job in here, thanks.

 

[Frostillicus]

3.07 RP Emmanuel Clase, CLE

Clase can bend his fingers back far enough to just about touch the back of his hand.

@Chemical X

 

[Chemical X]

3.08 - Justin Verlander, Met

@BobbyB99

 

[BeTheMatch]

Should I let X know that his wife (presumably) called me "Honey," or should I keep that to myself so I don't ruin another marriage?

 

[Bogart]

3.09 - Kyle Schwarber - OF - PHI

@cheese @Cheen

 

[Chemical X]

Should I let X know that his wife (presumably) called me "Honey," or should I keep that to myself so I don't ruin another marriage?

i called you honey. she knows i talk to weirdos.

 

[FDASv2.0]

@Cheese and Crackers

 

[Frostillicus]

@NoCheese

 

[General Malaise]

@fromage

 

[General Malaise]

Gotta say, I think THIS is the year for me. 3 first ballot hall of famers already rostered. Nice.

 

[BeTheMatch]

Cheese!

 

[cheese]

3.10 Jacob Degrom SP

 

[cheese]

@FishTacoTuesday