Any advice on how to deal with a playing partner who is always miscounting his strokes? Here's an example from yesterday:
Me (at conclusion of hole): Okay, that's a 5 for me, 7 for Joe, and 6 for Steve.
Steve: No, I got a 5. We tied.
Me: How do you figure that?
Steve: (getting a little testy) You saw me two-putt! That's a 5.
Me: I also saw you flub a shot in the fairway. Are you sure you're not forgetting that shot?
Steve: (raising his voice) But then I hit the green and two putted! Give me a 5.
Me: Okay, let's just recount the entire hole, alright? Your drive went about 250, right?
Steve: Yes.
Me: Your 2nd hit a tree and only went about 50 yards, right?
Steve: Yes.
Me: Okay, so now you're 200 yards out. Did you hit the middle of the green from 200 yards out?
Steve: (angrily) YES!!!!
Me: What about that putt we just saw you take from 5-yards off the green -- the one that ended up in the middle of the green?
Steve: (thinking) Oh, yeah......
Me: And you two-putted from there, right?
Steve: (softly) Yeah.
Me: So that would be a 6, wouldn't it?
Steve: Yeah, I got a 6.
And it's the same routine on practically EVERY hole. He defiantly insists that he got a lower score, then finally concedes to the correct score. And there's never any hint of self awareness, nor does he ever apologize for being wrong. Not once has it ever even occurred to him that his prior history of miscounting could be a factor in his latest calculation. We'll even say to him, "Steve, you've been wrong so many times before....don't you think that maybe, just maybe, you might be wrong again this time?" And his response is always a defiant "No way!" (until we painstakingly go through the play-by-play with him yet again).
It was kind of funny the first 20 times this happened, but it's getting on our nerves now.