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Official Donald Trump for President thread (7 Viewers)

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Reporters should ask if his whole campaign is sarcasm. Maybe he will tweet that it was the day after the election.

 
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I love watching these poor, pathetic people (pundits) on television working so hard and so seriously to try and figure me out. They can't!

This isn't a murder mystery, Donald

Doesn't he have his "Come to Jesus" meeting today? Because this and the other tweet I posted are really not going to help him at all.

But we all know he won't change. It will be a pointless meeting
come on...several Trump supporters have told us often he would become more presidential as we got closer. 

No reason to doubt them...right?

 
I love watching these poor, pathetic people (pundits) on television working so hard and so seriously to try and figure me out. They can't!

This isn't a murder mystery, Donald

Doesn't he have his "Come to Jesus" meeting today? Because this and the other tweet I posted are really not going to help him at all.

But we all know he won't change. It will be a pointless meeting
I get the feeling Trump is ready to tell these people to get in line. Trump is the nominee, Trump is the one raising all the money (for both his campaign and the RNC), and Trump is the one garnering all the ratings. In his opinion, and perhaps rightfully so, he doesn't owe these estblishment Republicans anything, even the meeting. He's not one of them gone rogue. He's Donald Trump. He likely believes he's bigger than the Republican party, and in some ways he may be correct.

 
The Literary Digest would be proud.
i gotta tell ya when i want an honest and unbiased assessment of how the election is going i turn to online polls conducted by shady-### websites who slap the name and logo of major news providers up all over the place even though they are in no way affiliated because in this crazy modern world those are the only people you can really trust and you can take that to the bank brohomigo

 
No idea if this has already been posted because I can't possibly keep up with this sh#tshow, but this is the funny:

Trump-Ryan Twitter Saga
Yeah, not sure if it's been mentioned in the thread yet. This has been my favorite twitter feed of the 2016 election by far.  Imagined conversations between Trump and Ryan, with Chris Christie occasionally making an appearance, and it's gold, Jerry. Gold.

TRUMP: ...OK. Night one: Gillooly, Belfort, Mariotti, Isuzu--
RYAN: Joe Isuzu?
TRUMP: Technically a lookalike. The real guy wanted 200 bucks


RYAN: To win, you'll--
TRUMP: There's more important things than winning.
RYAN: Like what?
TRUMP: Like not coming off like I like Mike Pence



 
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The bolded is simply not true. Foreigners have been scratching their heads wondering how/why he's even a candidate, and I've heard from several that absolutely want to see him lose (and not one who wants to see him win)
We do a good deal of business with companies around the world.  When we've met with them recently they say they have regular meetings about the political situation here.  Most of them are laughing at us for having Trump as our nominee.

 
We do a good deal of business with companies around the world.  When we've met with them recently they say they have regular meetings about the political situation here.  Most of them are laughing at us for having Trump as our nominee.
Yes, yes we are.

 
We do a good deal of business with companies around the world.  When we've met with them recently they say they have regular meetings about the political situation here.  Most of them are laughing at us for having Trump as our nominee.
The guy typifies most of the characteristics that we (outside the US) find sad/bad/humorous about the stereotypical American.  Also, Trump's been a joke in the business world long before he began campaigning in the primaries.

 
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:lmao:

So terrible
Hey i think the lesson the republicans should have learned from bush and schwarzenegger is that to win in 2016, the TOP issue in the campaign must be repealing the obamacare tax. People are upset about it. The first republican candidate to pound the issue and constantl say that tax is a huge mistake and to swear to repeal it would have won the nomination and beaten hillary. But its an issue not even trump will touch. 

 
We do a good deal of business with companies around the world.  When we've met with them recently they say they have regular meetings about the political situation here.  Most of them are laughing at us for having Trump as our nominee.
Been traveling for 5 weeks now and it's an embarrassing time to be an American.

 
Hey i think the lesson the republicans should have learned from bush and schwarzenegger is that to win in 2016, the TOP issue in the campaign must be repealing the obamacare tax. People are upset about it. The first republican candidate to pound the issue and constantl say that tax is a huge mistake and to swear to repeal it would have won the nomination and beaten hillary. But its an issue not even trump will touch. 
It's been a decade since Bush or Schwarzenegger won an election. Plenty of other prominent Republicans have won elections more convincingly and had much higher approval ratings since then.  And those guys did a lot of other things in office besides one specific action that temporarily boosted the fortunes of the middle class. The theory that there's some lesson to be learned from two guys who happened to do a thing over a decade ago is really really weird.  I could just as convincingly argue that the lesson to be learned from Bush and Schwarzenegger is to nominate people with huge name recognition prior to their candidacy ... but that doesn't seem to be working out so well this time around.

 
It's been a decade since Bush or Schwarzenegger won an election. Plenty of other prominent Republicans have won elections more convincingly and had much higher approval ratings since then.  And those guys did a lot of other things in office besides one specific action that temporarily boosted the fortunes of the middle class. The theory that there's some lesson to be learned from two guys who happened to do a thing over a decade ago is really really weird.  I could just as convincingly argue that the lesson to be learned from Bush and Schwarzenegger is to nominate people with huge name recognition prior to their candidacy ... but that doesn't seem to be working out so well this time around.
A decade is not a long time ago. And those are clearly two of the biggest republican victories in modern times. 

 
A decade is not a long time ago. And those are clearly two of the biggest republican victories in modern times. 
A movie actor winning a freak show of a governor's race 13 years ago over a bunch of nobodies, porn stars and Gary Coleman and then winning reelection three years later is bigger than the GOP taking back the Senate, gaining 63 seats in the House and taking over state legislatures in advance of census-triggered redistricting in 2010?  To pick just one race, I would definitely put Scott Brown winning Ted Kennedy's Senate seat over Arnold's wins in terms of significance.

And that doesn't even get into the fact that even if you are right about their significance, those two guys have like 20 different things in common that are more significant than "they both gave everyone 300 bucks one time."

 
TRUMP: (sad) People think I'm so bad. I don't drink, don't smoke. No drugs. I don't even swear!
RYAN:
TRUMP: My ONE problem is I'm a monster
This thing is a bottomless pot of gold.....

TRUMP: Every American who votes for me gets a free month of Trump-brand pills.RYAN:TRUMP: We load these things up. They empty you out HARD

 
New NBC/Marist polls... 9 points in NC.

VA 
Clinton 43%
Trump 31
Johnson 12
Stein 5

NC 
Clinton 45%
Trump 36
Johnson 9
Stein 2

FL
Clinton 41%
Trump 36
Johnson 9
Stein 4

CO
Clinton 41
Trump 29
Johnson 15
Stein 6

ETA: link

 
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TRUMP: I'm gonna have little Marco speak Dorf-style. Shoes on his knees.
RYAN: He's running for Senator!
TRUMP: I don't need his life story

 
New NBC/Marist polls... 9 points in NC.

VA 
Clinton 43%
Trump 31
Johnson 12
Stein 5

NC 
Clinton 45%
Trump 36
Johnson 9
Stein 2

FL
Clinton 41%
Trump 36
Johnson 9
Stein 4

CO
Clinton 41
Trump 29
Johnson 15
Stein 6

ETA: link
North Carolina seems like a significant problem for Trump at this point. There's a narrow path to a Trump win with Florida and Ohio, both of which have run much closer than the national numbers, but not if he loses North Carolina, which kind of has bad demographics for him.

 
I think its funny that tobias thinks bush winnng the presidency isnt significant :)
I'm telling you, that calm, seemingly rational tone of your posts makes me forget you're a troll every single time!  Seriously, great work.  I'll try to remember next time.  Tell the Facebook gang they should use you a lot more and eminence and HellToupee a lot less.

 
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