***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)

[Joe Paterno]

Man this was fun.JoePa, poker on Saturday or what?

Crap, just saw your PM.Have to ask my fiance if we have any plans. I'll let you know.

 

[Zow]

Still an awesome thread.



AMBO

Woz's impossible dream.

 

[Bankerguy]

Page 2 covers the AMBO situation.

 

[Bankerguy]

Still an awesome thread.



AMBO

Woz's impossible dream.

LOL- You knew going in-you had NO shot.

 

[Zow]

Still an awesome thread.



AMBO

Woz's impossible dream.

LOL- You knew going in-you had NO shot.

No idea what you're talking about. I meet that girl on the street in that area, we have a reason to strike up communication, and I got a number.

 

[Bankerguy]

Still an awesome thread.



AMBO

Woz's impossible dream.

LOL- You knew going in-you had NO shot.

No idea what you're talking about. I meet that girl on the street in that area, we have a reason to strike up communication, and I got a number.

Dude.

 

[Zow]

Dude.

This is how I remember it.

 

[Bankerguy]

Dude.

This is how I remember it.

........then you woke up or spanked it.Both is the most likely.

 

[Bankerguy]

Members: Bankerguy, Disco Stu, ThaPenguin, paninaro, Joe Paterno, Whatevaman15

 

[Disco Stu]

Members: Bankerguy, Disco Stu, ThaPenguin, paninaro, Joe Paterno, Whatevaman15

Just rereading the first few pages. Early 10 had some good zingers at Woz's expense.

 

[Joe Paterno]

Going out tonight with a different group of female friends - three very attractive and one that I don't know. Much more conservative crowd than last night's, but I think I'll have to try to work this subject into conversation. I need to know if the girl-on-girl stuff is something that all my friends are doing and I've somehow missed it, sort of like I found out just AFTER high school that everyone was sleeping with everyone else while I thought that only the "bad" girls were doing it. I might need to have a lot of wine again. Will report back. Also will try to find pics.

UPDATE??

 

[Joe Paterno]

Hope I'm wrong but seems to be a lot of players in this thread.

Shut up.

 

[Joe Paterno]

So things were going well last night until I called the girl my ex-girlfriend's name... apparently girls don't like that, who knew.

 

[Joe Paterno]

I love the foreign chick profiles...

In personal attitudes with the man and in the man in general I to search for full trust to each other, loyalty to go on the compromise each other, respect each other, understanding from a half-word, care of the friend the friend, mutual love to each other. The help a difficult minute, for me it is necessary the man for which I can always rely, hope. The man in which I shall be sure on all of 100 % and to whom I can trust 100 %, the man which never will bring me, the man with which I shall feel like as behind a stone wall. Here is how I see attitudes with the man which I to search for all life and me it seems, that you and are that the man, that that inside prompts me, that you the one who is necessary for me, and my heart cannot deceive me.

Got a message from this one...

As we with you only get acquainted, I should tell about myself more.To me now 28 years, and my birthday August, 31, 1977. My growth of 169centimeters, weight of 54 kgs. I now work in one of Fitness thecenters of our city as the instructor on Fitness. And me it is workvery much it is pleasant. I very much like walks on fresh air, I verymuch love a nature. In the city Cheboksary I was born and have grown.I love life - I am an optimist, and I believe, that the majority beautiful a thing expects us in the future. I believe inthe God and destiny, and I expect my unique person. I believe in family and love, and I search for persons to the one whomI shall give all high temperature of my heart and with that whom I shall be always together..., I want to divide with itall things - good and sad, all which we shall meet in our life. My person, clever also has strong spirit, it is kind andmagnanimous and generous, it will do that - be for me, and will know, that I shall do that - be for him. Unique my personwho requires love and may give love. It is a person who requires reliable family and fair attitudes.I to want, that you would send me the photo. I do not know, why, but it is pleasant for me to write to you the letter. Ito want, that you would answer me more soon. Write to me about itself, than you are engaged what to like, I all to want toknow about you. Questions which you want to me also will be interesting to me to set, I with pleasure on them shall answer!I do not know, that I will be valid happened, but looking in thefuture with hope and a smile. Your friend from Russia Tatyana!!!P. S I want to ask you some questions, I hope you will answer them.How do you release anger? Do you trust others easily?

So at what point does she ask for money for her "airfare to states"?

I am still crying in my office.....oh my stomach.

 

[Zow]

So things were going well last night until I called the girl my ex-girlfriend's name... apparently girls don't like that, who knew.

holy #### i don't even remember this. god this was right in the middle of me being an absolute trainwreck

 

[Papa Georgio]

I had forgotten that this thread was a lot more about making fun of Woz than it was about dating.

It seems to me that the choices in my area aren't all that great through idating. The handful of ones that are attractive or that don't come across as bat crap crazy are burried by messages and emails. It seems most people go with the quantity over quality a lot in idating, blitz out 30 messages and see who bites. Ive been pretty content just doing my thing but I am starting to think about starting back at all the idating and seeing where it goes.

 

[Papa Georgio]

oh boy do I have stories...

Let's hear some!

one chick sent me a pic that obviously wasn't her and then admitted (on the first date no less) that she slept with over 36 dudes (she was 22 years old) AND was by a pair of brothers. To this day, I don't know if she meant actual brothers or black guys.

This is still my favorite post ever on this board.

 

[Claydon]

After some major no luck with POF, I finally got a hit.

Here's my pro by the way for critique: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9564966.htm

Anyways I've been messaging this HB8 and here are the so far conversations...

My initial message

You look so familiar to me...

I can't seem to pinpoint why though. Did you go to West maybe? Anyways. Pharmacy school huh? I thought about doing that until I started taking Math classes and fell in love with calculus...yeah, I'm a geek, lol.

A pretty normal chick you say? I don't think I've met one. And you ride a bike too? I'm willing to bet that you're full of trouble. In fact, that's a good nickname for you...trouble.

Anyways, good luck finding this e-mail in the slew of messages from all the weirdos. We may be a good match, but from the looks of it we both have busy lifestyles so good luck in your search.

Her Response

Hey. lol Trouble? Yep, I'd say that suits me just fine.

Nah, you're not a geek. I fell in love with Chemistry years ago. However, that love has def faded.

lol

My Response

I so know what you mean about chemistry. I liked it enough to pass Organic 1, but when Organic 2 came around I had about enough of it.

Cool bike by the way...I've never rode one, looks like fun though. What got you into that?

Oh, and you know you're trouble huh? I bet you're a handfull, lol.

Her Response

lol I am a handuful.. I'll admit. But fun nonetheless.

I'm not sure why I bought the bike. I had never even rode a crotchrocket.. I just thought it would be fun. My Dad said, "You don't need no motorcycle. That's a boy's toy." lol I had one the next day. I had to after he said that.

Yeah, Organic II was... ridiculous. lol Made it though.

Where should I go from here? Should I be trying to number close in the next message or hold off?

I've haven't had much experience with this online stuff.

 

[Frostillicus]

After some major no luck with POF, I finally got a hit.

Here's my pro by the way for critique: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9564966.htm

Anyways I've been messaging this HB8 and here are the so far conversations...

My initial message

You look so familiar to me...

I can't seem to pinpoint why though. Did you go to West maybe? Anyways. Pharmacy school huh? I thought about doing that until I started taking Math classes and fell in love with calculus...yeah, I'm a geek, lol.

A pretty normal chick you say? I don't think I've met one. And you ride a bike too? I'm willing to bet that you're full of trouble. In fact, that's a good nickname for you...trouble.

Anyways, good luck finding this e-mail in the slew of messages from all the weirdos. We may be a good match, but from the looks of it we both have busy lifestyles so good luck in your search.

Her Response

Hey. lol Trouble? Yep, I'd say that suits me just fine.

Nah, you're not a geek. I fell in love with Chemistry years ago. However, that love has def faded.

lol

My Response

I so know what you mean about chemistry. I liked it enough to pass Organic 1, but when Organic 2 came around I had about enough of it.

Cool bike by the way...I've never rode one, looks like fun though. What got you into that?

Oh, and you know you're trouble huh? I bet you're a handfull, lol.

Her Response

lol I am a handuful.. I'll admit. But fun nonetheless.

I'm not sure why I bought the bike. I had never even rode a crotchrocket.. I just thought it would be fun. My Dad said, "You don't need no motorcycle. That's a boy's toy." lol I had one the next day. I had to after he said that.

Yeah, Organic II was... ridiculous. lol Made it though.

Where should I go from here? Should I be trying to number close in the next message or hold off?

I've haven't had much experience with this online stuff.

Ask for nudes. Or send one.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

"I'll show you a crotchrocket"

 

[Joe Paterno]

Hell I told a chick I liked one of her pics because it was black and white with an Italian flag in color in it and I told her I have a soft spot for Italians, she replied back that she was mexican still exchanged like 4 emails with her as a result...

oh jesus

 

[Joe Paterno]

I have to say that I think everyone tries way too hard to be clever or funny in their initial messages.

This is so VERY TRUE!!!! Maybe it is my age (32) or my level of maturity, but it is not longer cute when a guy asks me how many frostings will be needed to make a "double decker" cake and then proceeds to invite me over for cake, or asks me what shirt I prefer and then proceeds to tell me he will wear it on "our first date" or goes out of his way to make himself look stupid to get my attention. I have mentioned to DaVinci multiple times that I would probably never re-marry if something was to happen to him (just because I do not like the games guys play) until last week. I was browsing the soups when I was approached and in a very nice manner the guy said, "I'm sure you are asked often and I hope I do not offend you, but are you married?" I replied that I was indeed married (with children) and no I wasn't offended. Of course, then he started apologizing, but the whole exchange was refreshing and too the point (which is preferable...at least to me).

 

[Joe Paterno]

2. B&M chick--girl from work (works in a completely different department). Nice rack, an incredibly good person, we're hanging out on Sunday with a bunch of friends of mine. It's blatantly obvious she likes me, but honestly still deciding on her at this point. She seems like the relationshipy type, so that would be a much tougher decision to jump into that.

Update: She still stalks me a bit. I chose my (now) fiancee over her--don't think she ever got over that.

 

[Joe Paterno]

I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.

That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.

P _ _ M SBuy a vowel.

Does anyone still have these?

 

[JuniorNB]

Any chance whatsoever of some single dudes (or dudettes) sharing more idating experiences? I came upon this thread while searching something else a few eeks ago. I bookmarked it and have been reading a few pages at a time here and there. It is a classic.

We need more stories.

 

[TimeWellWasted]

Any chance whatsoever of some single dudes (or dudettes) sharing more idating experiences? I came upon this thread while searching something else a few eeks ago. I bookmarked it and have been reading a few pages at a time here and there. It is a classic.We need more stories.

 

[eoMMan]

Wow I forgot about this thread...I've been super busy and if you haven't noticed (and judging by the attendence, you haven't) I haven't been here as much.Been with Katie for a while now. I think I put pics on the undergound.Anyways, things are going well. She met the fam and I some of hers. Teh secks is great but I don't think I'll ever get to drive the dirt road home She dropped the "L" bomb on me last week and in light of Redding's thread, I didnt bring it up here...So I guess we could say this is an iDating success story since we met on Yahoo. She was one of the first ones I met from there. Looks like everyone else is with B&M chicks so does that mean I win?Keys, Stu, Springroll, I want details...PM if you need toPS I'm in for another MKE cornhole at some point....I'm sure Katie would love to come along and meet you f'ers

Update? You still with Katie?

 

[Zow]

So things were going well last night until I called the girl my ex-girlfriend's name... apparently girls don't like that, who knew.

holy #### i don't even remember this. god this was right in the middle of me being an absolute trainwreck

Pretty sure I spoke my ex's name in my sleep last night and the current gf is pissed Timely bump

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Hell I told a chick I liked one of her pics because it was black and white with an Italian flag in color in it and I told her I have a soft spot for Italians, she replied back that she was mexican still exchanged like 4 emails with her as a result...

safariplanet alias?

 

[TLEF316]

Pulled a couple of dates off POF like 6 months ago (mixed bag of cold fish, crazies and easy girls) , but then a few ugly chicks i went to HS with ended up on there. Decided to go under the radar for a while as a result.

Also managed to spot a girl that i went to college with that is friends with most of my college friends. We've been at the same parties/bars a million times, but I've never made a move. Now that i know she's desperate enough to look for a date online (she's a med student, so apparently she "doesn't have time to go out and look for dates) its like there's blood in the water. Unfortunately, she's not local.

The local wimmens on POF are fairly mediocre. Maybe I'm just being picky. I've had better luck approaching girls in real life lately

 

[strykerpks]

Wow I forgot about this thread...I've been super busy and if you haven't noticed (and judging by the attendence, you haven't) I haven't been here as much.

Been with Katie for a while now. I think I put pics on the undergound.

Anyways, things are going well. She met the fam and I some of hers. Teh secks is great but I don't think I'll ever get to drive the dirt road home She dropped the "L" bomb on me last week and in light of Redding's thread, I didnt bring it up here...

So I guess we could say this is an iDating success story since we met on Yahoo. She was one of the first ones I met from there.

Looks like everyone else is with B&M chicks so does that mean I win?

Keys, Stu, Springroll, I want details...PM if you need to

PS I'm in for another MKE cornhole at some point....I'm sure Katie would love to come along and meet you f'ers

Update? You still with Katie?

Yessir. Probably dropping the question in the next few weeks

 

[videoguy505]

Yessir. Probably dropping the question in the next few weeks

Oh good God. Another one.

Dentist really failed everyone.

 

[strykerpks]

Yessir. Probably dropping the question in the next few weeks

Oh good God. Another one.

Dentist really failed everyone.

Yes, I'm soon to be a "poor dumb *******"*

*Used with permission from BobbySac

 

[That Little Voice]

one chick sent me a pic that obviously wasn't her and then admitted (on the first date no less) that she slept with over 36 dudes (she was 22 years old) AND was by a pair of brothers. To this day, I don't know if she meant actual brothers or black guys.

Top 5 FFA quote of all time. Still epic to this day.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wow I forgot about this thread...I've been super busy and if you haven't noticed (and judging by the attendence, you haven't) I haven't been here as much.

Been with Katie for a while now. I think I put pics on the undergound.

Anyways, things are going well. She met the fam and I some of hers. Teh secks is great but I don't think I'll ever get to drive the dirt road home She dropped the "L" bomb on me last week and in light of Redding's thread, I didnt bring it up here...

So I guess we could say this is an iDating success story since we met on Yahoo. She was one of the first ones I met from there.

Looks like everyone else is with B&M chicks so does that mean I win?

Keys, Stu, Springroll, I want details...PM if you need to

PS I'm in for another MKE cornhole at some point....I'm sure Katie would love to come along and meet you f'ers

Update? You still with Katie?

Yessir. Probably dropping the question in the next few weeks

"Hey baby, how's your credit?"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Yessir. Probably dropping the question in the next few weeks

Oh good God. Another one.

Dentist really failed everyone.

Yes, I'm soon to be a "poor dumb *******"*

*Used with permission from BobbySac

sighHave I seen this broad? Have you shared pictures? At least tell me she's... you know... mute.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yessir. Probably dropping the question in the next few weeks

Oh good God. Another one.

Dentist really failed everyone.

Yes, I'm soon to be a "poor dumb *******"*

*Used with permission from BobbySac

sighHave I seen this broad? Have you shared pictures? At least tell me she's... you know... mute.

and has four arms

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Yessir. Probably dropping the question in the next few weeks

Oh good God. Another one.

Dentist really failed everyone.

Yes, I'm soon to be a "poor dumb *******"*

*Used with permission from BobbySac

sighHave I seen this broad? Have you shared pictures? At least tell me she's... you know... mute.

bump

 

[Shtaym Syek]

To 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mike

Still awesome.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

If she isn't, F her! Get used to rejection in iDating...She seems right up your alley but if she isn't, its OK!. Go to the next one....that is one of the major things you have to learn about iDating, not to mention dating/picking up girls in general...get rejected, go to the next one

This needs to be quoted for posterity.In the end, for all you reject, for all the times they reject you, it only takes a few to really get going.The three of us that have been the most successful in here still get "rejected" about 97-98% of the time with iDating. It happens.

I have way more misses than hits.

This is life, too. What would be the fun if you succeeded every time, anyway?

This Keys guy is a wise man.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

To 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mike

Still awesome.

Here is what she read:

pedophilesTake care,Mike

 

[Celph Titled]

Hope I'm wrong but seems to be a lot of players in this thread.

Shut up.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Homer, I thought we were friends strykerpks update.....I'm done with iDating. I do better with B&M chicks....had more sex in the past week than Vick's had dogs....Amanda has rode me like twiceKatie wants to F me but she has belly button hair...like REALLY badI met Tina tonight. She's 22, and likes to drink and likes to ####. Met her friend Mandy....she likes to ####. Tina has shotgun on strykerpks's **** but I'd rather work one of these whore's angle's and go with itLB - WORK IT NI**a!!

 

[videoguy505]

To 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mike

Still awesome.

 

[YSR]

Homer, I thought we were friends :( strykerpks update.....I'm done with iDating. I do better with B&M chicks....had more sex in the past week than Vick's had dogs....Amanda has rode me like twiceKatie wants to F me but she has belly button hair...like REALLY badI met Tina tonight. She's 22, and likes to drink and likes to ####. Met her friend Mandy....she likes to ####. Tina has shotgun on strykerpks's **** but I'd rather work one of these whore's angle's and go with itLB - WORK IT NI**a!!

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Reading some of these emails, I can't believe some of you people even know where your penis is located.

Cappy was pure gold throughout this thread.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I can't believe he sent that email.

when all is said and done i will have and probbaly already have had better relationships and better sex than you can dream of. #### off with the hate. man the ####### insults are getting old. uis it really that entertaining to come in and lay into people without a ####### shread of reasoning? give me a ####### break.

 

[Zow]

I can't believe he sent that email.

when all is said and done i will have and probbaly already have had better relationships and better sex than you can dream of. #### off with the hate. man the ####### insults are getting old. uis it really that entertaining to come in and lay into people without a ####### shread of reasoning? give me a ####### break.

I think I was drunk on my mom's couch when I wrote that. Angry times apparently.

 

[Iron_Far]

Wait, Woz...didn't you and your ex break up BEFORE me and Kelly?

No, it was last december-january. You just started with your psycho ex.

You broke up 7 months ago and aren't over it yet?!?! And we're talking about a girlfriend, not a wife...

This makes Baby Jesus cry.

She was an almost wife and the first girl to make me knowingly do dumb things. It's gonna sting for awhile longer I'm guessing. I am no longer crying myself to sleep at night, so that's nice.

Never speak of this again.

JFC.

Sorry woz, I managed 60 pages of going over this thread w/o replying until this post.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Homer, I thought we were friends :( strykerpks update.....I'm done with iDating. I do better with B&M chicks....had more sex in the past week than Vick's had dogs....Amanda has rode me like twiceKatie wants to F me but she has belly button hair...like REALLY badI met Tina tonight. She's 22, and likes to drink and likes to ####. Met her friend Mandy....she likes to ####. Tina has shotgun on strykerpks's **** but I'd rather work one of these whore's angle's and go with itLB - WORK IT NI**a!!

HFS!! 2:45 am?