***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (4 Viewers)

[Guster]

Also, I was in this market in the mid-late 90's, before Paris Hilton and the Kardashian twats became every tween girl's role model. Everything I hear and observe tells me the girls today are as slutty as ever.

This also means the majority have no issues with texting some "fun" pics. At the very least, they aren't likely to protest you getting your camera phone out in the heat of the moment.I have a decent collection but really regret being such a late adopter of that technology.

clearly that is part of my repertoire

 

[zed2283]

Also, I was in this market in the mid-late 90's, before Paris Hilton and the Kardashian twats became every tween girl's role model. Everything I hear and observe tells me the girls today are as slutty as ever. The college culture is hooking up vs. having a significant other, and these wimmins take that same ethic into adulthood. They get an apartment with a roommate, wear revealing clothes, and like to party and hook up with guys. Women are every bit as horny as men, and society no longer has any stigma against them acting on it. In fact, they relish it, feel empowered by it. The only downside is if you're an old fashioned guy and get turned off by a woman in control of her sexuality. I can see the romantic types getting crushed thinking they can sweep a girl off her feet. Nowadays a woman's "number" can be just as impressive as any man's, because she's getting pounded by different dudes every few weeks until her 30's when she finally settles down. You lucky dudes are out there at a pretty favorable time for banging around.

I agree with this. I mentioned to a few of my friends recently that either dating is very different today, or I was doing something wrong all those years.And while I definitely was doing PLENTY of things wrong all those years, I believe that it's the former. I've also come to believe that media (music, movies, etc.) has a HUGE influence on this.

 

[Guster]

Also, I was in this market in the mid-late 90's, before Paris Hilton and the Kardashian twats became every tween girl's role model. Everything I hear and observe tells me the girls today are as slutty as ever. The college culture is hooking up vs. having a significant other, and these wimmins take that same ethic into adulthood. They get an apartment with a roommate, wear revealing clothes, and like to party and hook up with guys. Women are every bit as horny as men, and society no longer has any stigma against them acting on it. In fact, they relish it, feel empowered by it. The only downside is if you're an old fashioned guy and get turned off by a woman in control of her sexuality. I can see the romantic types getting crushed thinking they can sweep a girl off her feet.

Nowadays a woman's "number" can be just as impressive as any man's, because she's getting pounded by different dudes every few weeks until her 30's when she finally settles down.

You lucky dudes are out there at a pretty favorable time for banging around.

I agree with this. I mentioned to a few of my friends recently that either dating is very different today, or I was doing something wrong all those years.And while I definitely was doing PLENTY of things wrong all those years, I believe that it's the former. I've also come to believe that media (music, movies, etc.) has a HUGE influence on this.

i make mistakes all the time. send an email, then reread and i'm like wtf? that's a weak starter, etc.but somehow i make it work and recover.

the biggest eye opener for me with idating is just how similar it is to "real" dating.

it's all just a game. once i got to that point, it totally changed my focus and approach

that and i've learned not to get worked up if i don't hear back when i reach out

i have a pretty good success rate, but not all of them are home runs

oh, and a tranny checked out my profile last night

 

[Major]

Bucky is a closer!

i'm not buying it...not enough detail....kid went from hopeless to romancing wimmenz at Nobu. I know Disco Stu can work wonders but I'm not sure this is possible. Bucky86 is soft - he could probably make you any origami animal you ask him to.

A few observations from my Yahoo dating years...first, you'd be surprised how whorish many women are. They do a good job pretending to be respectable, but they want it just as much as we do and often don't need much of an excuse to indulge those needs. They will do stupid stuff like drink an extra cocktail or two and act more drunk than they are, so they can blame it on that. Secondly, the competition out there is laughable if you listen to their stories. If you have a job and a car, arrive on time, dressed appropriately, showered that day, and are reasonably sane enough to not blurt out something bizarre or inappropriate at dinner, you will get laid within the first few dates unless the girl is a Quaker. And lastly as mentioned above, we have not seen pics. The really busted ones will go straight from email to your apartment and be naked within minutes so you won't change your mind.

#chuuuchI've been on 2 iDates in my life (circa 2000 NYC on match). Got on the first girl and a hj on the second. I think the second girl was a little crazy so I stopped it and went back to real life dating. I find it aligns better with my physical presence and good looks, charm, wit, knowledge and power....however, this is fun to on your phone at lunch.

 

[zed2283]

Bucky is a closer!

i'm not buying it...not enough detail....kid went from hopeless to romancing wimmenz at Nobu. I know Disco Stu can work wonders but I'm not sure this is possible. Bucky86 is soft - he could probably make you any origami animal you ask him to.

A few observations from my Yahoo dating years...first, you'd be surprised how whorish many women are. They do a good job pretending to be respectable, but they want it just as much as we do and often don't need much of an excuse to indulge those needs. They will do stupid stuff like drink an extra cocktail or two and act more drunk than they are, so they can blame it on that. Secondly, the competition out there is laughable if you listen to their stories. If you have a job and a car, arrive on time, dressed appropriately, showered that day, and are reasonably sane enough to not blurt out something bizarre or inappropriate at dinner, you will get laid within the first few dates unless the girl is a Quaker. And lastly as mentioned above, we have not seen pics. The really busted ones will go straight from email to your apartment and be naked within minutes so you won't change your mind.

#chuuuchI've been on 2 iDates in my life (circa 2000 NYC on match). Got on the first girl and a hj on the second. I think the second girl was a little crazy so I stopped it and went with my strengths - good looks, charm, wit, knowledge and power.

You forgot humility.

 

[McGarnicle]

Here's a cautionary tale. When I started with the Yahoo chat, safe to say I was a bit naive. I met a girl who lived 3 hours away and we began chatting on a daily basis. It evolved into a phone relationship too, and before long I wanted to meet her in person. She had sent me some pics and was very attractive, and she had the sexiest southern accent. We had a lot of odd coincidences too, for example our birthdays were 3 days apart and our parents' anniversaries were the same date. I would call her and talk for hours, and this was before unlimited long distance plans. I racked up hundreds in LD charges.

She was a master of phone seduction (though I was an easy mark). She had a great sense of humor, and was open about her desire for a boyfriend and to settle down someday. She had created an image of someone I could easily see doing that with. After a while, our conversations would end every night with dirty talk and us taking care of ourselves before saying goodnight. It became like an actual relationship without physical contact, as absurd as that seems. I look back and still can't fathom how I could develop such a deep connection to someone I had never met in person.

I finally convinced her to come visit, but it took months. She had lame excuses like being afraid that it won't be as amazing in person or some such crap, but I wouldn't leave it alone. Anyway, she appears on my doorstep and she's a beast. Easily 200 pounds, pig face, hair like a corn broom. Difficult to look at. I didn't want to let her in but she looked really sad and remorseful, like she was bracing herself for my reaction. I recall asking her how she could deceive me for so long, while she sat on the couch and I was on the recliner with my eyes fixed on the TV, rarely looking directly at her. I distinctly remember feeling like I was going to vomit. She was very apologetic. She actually took $300 cash out of her purse and threw it on the table to reimburse me for the phone bills. I was clueless at the time, but this was some master manipulation she was working on me, because I started to feel bad for her. She proceeds to tell me she's the same person I felt so connected to online and on the phone, and how could I be so superficial as to let her appearance get in the way of something potentially great. Pathetic of me, but at the time, it worked. I felt bad for judging her. Never mind the fact she frigging LIED for months by making me believe those pics were really her.

The visit ended the same way our phone calls did, with me on my back, eyes closed. She basically serviced me and left. She wanted to kiss me but I refused, and that really hurt her feelings I could tell. Her manipulation only went so far, despite her best efforts, so she did the sensible thing and got out of there. Despite the servicing and the $300, I still felt so monumentally stupid and taken advantage of that I didn't sleep that night. I laid there in the dark, feeling my face become flushed and hot with utter embarrassment.

Looking back on it, I started to beat myself up over all the signs I ignored. The most egregious one was when I checked the calendar of the year she said her parents got married. The date fell on a Wednesday. Who the #### gets married on a Wednesday? But for whatever reason, I let it go. I wanted her to be real. She had created all these fake things we had in common, said it must be a sign that we should be together, and I ate it up. Things like dates seemed small, but they added up. She got me good.

Oh, and yeah, she turned out to be certifiably insane, stalking me online until I blocked her, calling me until I changed my number, then pestering me from fake Yahoo accounts until I changed my ID. Then she still managed to find me and claimed her little brother died in an ATV accident and she just wanted someone to talk to. It was only then that I fully realized that probably 99% of the things she had told me were lies. Thank God she was 200+ miles away and never came to stalk me in person.

Now I can look back and admit I was naive and desperate, and recognize it as a good learning experience, which it really was. Once I got all the random hookups out of my system, I did end up having some quality relationships and now I'm married. But the above story made me cringe for many years and for whatever reason this is the first time I've ever shared it with anyone.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

Here's a cautionary tale. When I started with the Yahoo chat, safe to say I was a bit naive. I met a girl who lived 3 hours away and we began chatting on a daily basis. It evolved into a phone relationship too, and before long I wanted to meet her in person. She had sent me some pics and was very attractive, and she had the sexiest southern accent. We had a lot of odd coincidences too, for example our birthdays were 3 days apart and our parents' anniversaries were the same date. I would call her and talk for hours, and this was before unlimited long distance plans. I racked up hundreds in LD charges. She was a master of phone seduction (though I was an easy mark). She had a great sense of humor, and was open about her desire for a boyfriend and to settle down someday. She had created an image of someone I could easily see doing that with. After a while, our conversations would end every night with dirty talk and us taking care of ourselves before saying goodnight. It became like an actual relationship without physical contact, as absurd as that seems. I look back and still can't fathom how I could develop such a deep connection to someone I had never met in person.I finally convinced her to come visit, but it took months. She had lame excuses like being afraid that it won't be as amazing in person or some such crap, but I wouldn't leave it alone. Anyway, she appears on my doorstep and she's a beast. Easily 200 pounds, pig face, hair like a corn broom. Difficult to look at. I didn't want to let her in but she looked really sad and remorseful, like she was bracing herself for my reaction. I recall asking her how she could deceive me for so long, while she sat on the couch and I was on the recliner with my eyes fixed on the TV, rarely looking directly at her. I distinctly remember feeling like I was going to vomit. She was very apologetic. She actually took $300 cash out of her purse and threw it on the table to reimburse me for the phone bills. I was clueless at the time, but this was some master manipulation she was working on me, because I started to feel bad for her. She proceeds to tell me she's the same person I felt so connected to online and on the phone, and how could I be so superficial as to let her appearance get in the way of something potentially great. Pathetic of me, but at the time, it worked. I felt bad for judging her. Never mind the fact she frigging LIED for months by making me believe those pics were really her.The visit ended the same way our phone calls did, with me on my back, eyes closed. She basically serviced me and left. She wanted to kiss me but I refused, and that really hurt her feelings I could tell. Her manipulation only went so far, despite her best efforts, so she did the sensible thing and got out of there. Despite the servicing and the $300, I still felt so monumentally stupid and taken advantage of that I didn't sleep that night. I laid there in the dark, feeling my face become flushed and hot with utter embarrassment. Looking back on it, I started to beat myself up over all the signs I ignored. The most egregious one was when I checked the calendar of the year she said her parents got married. The date fell on a Wednesday. Who the #### gets married on a Wednesday? But for whatever reason, I let it go. I wanted her to be real. She had created all these fake things we had in common, said it must be a sign that we should be together, and I ate it up. Things like dates seemed small, but they added up. She got me good.Oh, and yeah, she turned out to be certifiably insane, stalking me online until I blocked her, calling me until I changed my number, then pestering me from fake Yahoo accounts until I changed my ID. Then she still managed to find me and claimed her little brother died in an ATV accident and she just wanted someone to talk to. It was only then that I fully realized that probably 99% of the things she had told me were lies. Thank God she was 200+ miles away and never came to stalk me in person.Now I can look back and admit I was naive and desperate, and recognize it as a good learning experience, which it really was. Once I got all the random hookups out of my system, I did end up having some quality relationships and now I'm married. But the above story made me cringe for many years and for whatever reason this is the first time I've ever shared it with anyone.

McGarnicle is awesome!

 

[Keerock]

Here's a cautionary tale. When I started with the Yahoo chat, safe to say I was a bit naive. I met a girl who lived 3 hours away and we began chatting on a daily basis. It evolved into a phone relationship too, and before long I wanted to meet her in person. She had sent me some pics and was very attractive, and she had the sexiest southern accent. We had a lot of odd coincidences too, for example our birthdays were 3 days apart and our parents' anniversaries were the same date. I would call her and talk for hours, and this was before unlimited long distance plans. I racked up hundreds in LD charges. She was a master of phone seduction (though I was an easy mark). She had a great sense of humor, and was open about her desire for a boyfriend and to settle down someday. She had created an image of someone I could easily see doing that with. After a while, our conversations would end every night with dirty talk and us taking care of ourselves before saying goodnight. It became like an actual relationship without physical contact, as absurd as that seems. I look back and still can't fathom how I could develop such a deep connection to someone I had never met in person.I finally convinced her to come visit, but it took months. She had lame excuses like being afraid that it won't be as amazing in person or some such crap, but I wouldn't leave it alone. Anyway, she appears on my doorstep and she's a beast. Easily 200 pounds, pig face, hair like a corn broom. Difficult to look at. I didn't want to let her in but she looked really sad and remorseful, like she was bracing herself for my reaction. I recall asking her how she could deceive me for so long, while she sat on the couch and I was on the recliner with my eyes fixed on the TV, rarely looking directly at her. I distinctly remember feeling like I was going to vomit. She was very apologetic. She actually took $300 cash out of her purse and threw it on the table to reimburse me for the phone bills. I was clueless at the time, but this was some master manipulation she was working on me, because I started to feel bad for her. She proceeds to tell me she's the same person I felt so connected to online and on the phone, and how could I be so superficial as to let her appearance get in the way of something potentially great. Pathetic of me, but at the time, it worked. I felt bad for judging her. Never mind the fact she frigging LIED for months by making me believe those pics were really her.The visit ended the same way our phone calls did, with me on my back, eyes closed. She basically serviced me and left. She wanted to kiss me but I refused, and that really hurt her feelings I could tell. Her manipulation only went so far, despite her best efforts, so she did the sensible thing and got out of there. Despite the servicing and the $300, I still felt so monumentally stupid and taken advantage of that I didn't sleep that night. I laid there in the dark, feeling my face become flushed and hot with utter embarrassment. Looking back on it, I started to beat myself up over all the signs I ignored. The most egregious one was when I checked the calendar of the year she said her parents got married. The date fell on a Wednesday. Who the #### gets married on a Wednesday? But for whatever reason, I let it go. I wanted her to be real. She had created all these fake things we had in common, said it must be a sign that we should be together, and I ate it up. Things like dates seemed small, but they added up. She got me good.Oh, and yeah, she turned out to be certifiably insane, stalking me online until I blocked her, calling me until I changed my number, then pestering me from fake Yahoo accounts until I changed my ID. Then she still managed to find me and claimed her little brother died in an ATV accident and she just wanted someone to talk to. It was only then that I fully realized that probably 99% of the things she had told me were lies. Thank God she was 200+ miles away and never came to stalk me in person.Now I can look back and admit I was naive and desperate, and recognize it as a good learning experience, which it really was. Once I got all the random hookups out of my system, I did end up having some quality relationships and now I'm married. But the above story made me cringe for many years and for whatever reason this is the first time I've ever shared it with anyone.

You have never told your wife?

 

[belljr]

Also, I was in this market in the mid-late 90's, before Paris Hilton and the Kardashian twats became every tween girl's role model. Everything I hear and observe tells me the girls today are as slutty as ever. The college culture is hooking up vs. having a significant other, and these wimmins take that same ethic into adulthood. They get an apartment with a roommate, wear revealing clothes, and like to party and hook up with guys. Women are every bit as horny as men, and society no longer has any stigma against them acting on it. In fact, they relish it, feel empowered by it. The only downside is if you're an old fashioned guy and get turned off by a woman in control of her sexuality. I can see the romantic types getting crushed thinking they can sweep a girl off her feet. Nowadays a woman's "number" can be just as impressive as any man's, because she's getting pounded by different dudes every few weeks until her 30's when she finally settles down. You lucky dudes are out there at a pretty favorable time for banging around.

I agree for the most part. I was in college early 90's. There was no idating which was a plus but girls wore the worst clothes.... It was just good old fashion drunk bar hookups. I sometimes wish I was young now with the way the scene has transformed.

 

[Disco Stu]

You have never told your wife?

Why would he do that?Awesome story. Wish we could have gotten more like that here.

 

[identikit]

hair like a corn broom.

There's a documentary called 'Catfish' that is kinda similar to this. Highly recommended viewing.

 

[McGarnicle]

You have never told your wife?

Oh lord no. She knows I whored around for a number of years and had a lot of forgettable relationships. This one is so embarrassing I was afraid she would look at me differently. Just the utter gullibility.

 

[McGarnicle]

You have never told your wife?

Oh lord no. She knows I whored around for a number of years and had a lot of forgettable relationships. This one is so embarrassing I was afraid she would look at me differently. Just the utter gullibility.

Also she was in a sorority and claims to have slept with like 6 or 7 guys in her lifetime. She can leave out the baseball team at the kegger, I can leave out the Yahoo wildebeest. Ah, sweet justification.

 

[identikit]

You have never told your wife?

Oh lord no. She knows I whored around for a number of years and had a lot of forgettable relationships. This one is so embarrassing I was afraid she would look at me differently. Just the utter gullibility.

Also she was in a sorority and claims to have slept with like 6 or 7 guys in her lifetime. She can leave out the baseball team at the kegger, I can leave out the Yahoo wildebeest. Ah, sweet justification.

OMG

 

[zed2283]

No shame, McGarnicle. I have a few similar stories. It was a brave new world back then, full of pitfalls.

 

[Disco Stu]

You have never told your wife?

Oh lord no. She knows I whored around for a number of years and had a lot of forgettable relationships. This one is so embarrassing I was afraid she would look at me differently. Just the utter gullibility.

Also she was in a sorority and claims to have slept with like 6 or 7 guys in her lifetime. She can leave out the baseball team at the kegger, I can leave out the Yahoo wildebeest. Ah, sweet justification.

It's amazing that 95% of women seem to have had 7 or less partners. The other 5% must be extremely busy.

 

[xulf]

hair like a corn broom.

There's a documentary called 'Catfish' that is kinda similar to this. Highly recommended viewing.

good movie

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

Is that McGarnicle story representative of the stuff in this thread? If so, I need to go back and read the whole thing from the beginning.

 

[xulf]

The visit ended the same way our phone calls did, with me on my back, eyes closed.

 

[coyote5]

Also, I was in this market in the mid-late 90's, before Paris Hilton and the Kardashian twats became every tween girl's role model. Everything I hear and observe tells me the girls today are as slutty as ever. The college culture is hooking up vs. having a significant other, and these wimmins take that same ethic into adulthood. They get an apartment with a roommate, wear revealing clothes, and like to party and hook up with guys. Women are every bit as horny as men, and society no longer has any stigma against them acting on it. In fact, they relish it, feel empowered by it. The only downside is if you're an old fashioned guy and get turned off by a woman in control of her sexuality. I can see the romantic types getting crushed thinking they can sweep a girl off her feet. Nowadays a woman's "number" can be just as impressive as any man's, because she's getting pounded by different dudes every few weeks until her 30's when she finally settles down. You lucky dudes are out there at a pretty favorable time for banging around.

I agree for the most part. I was in college early 90's. There was no idating which was a plus but girls wore the worst clothes.... It was just good old fashion drunk bar hookups. I sometimes wish I was young now with the way the scene has transformed.

Jesus Christ the early 90s was the absolute worst time to be in college for banging beaver. Grunge, flannels and baggy jeans.

 

[belljr]

Also, I was in this market in the mid-late 90's, before Paris Hilton and the Kardashian twats became every tween girl's role model. Everything I hear and observe tells me the girls today are as slutty as ever. The college culture is hooking up vs. having a significant other, and these wimmins take that same ethic into adulthood. They get an apartment with a roommate, wear revealing clothes, and like to party and hook up with guys. Women are every bit as horny as men, and society no longer has any stigma against them acting on it. In fact, they relish it, feel empowered by it. The only downside is if you're an old fashioned guy and get turned off by a woman in control of her sexuality. I can see the romantic types getting crushed thinking they can sweep a girl off her feet. Nowadays a woman's "number" can be just as impressive as any man's, because she's getting pounded by different dudes every few weeks until her 30's when she finally settles down. You lucky dudes are out there at a pretty favorable time for banging around.

I agree for the most part. I was in college early 90's. There was no idating which was a plus but girls wore the worst clothes.... It was just good old fashion drunk bar hookups. I sometimes wish I was young now with the way the scene has transformed.

Jesus Christ the early 90s was the absolute worst time to be in college for banging beaver. Grunge, flannels and baggy jeans.

yep - although most girls were in the leggins with baggy sweatshirts. The only great part about that was for guys - jeans, boots and flannel or jeans and tshirt was considered fashionable. I did pretty well but tight jeans at least started to comeback on girlsSo getting ready was a breeze I think I would stink at dating today. I don't like "the chase" part and I'm a much better in person person than I am online person/writer.

 

[cacksman]

Is that McGarnicle story representative of the stuff in this thread? If so, I need to go back and read the whole thing from the beginning.

I'm also wondering this.

 

[Zow]

Is that McGarnicle story representative of the stuff in this thread? If so, I need to go back and read the whole thing from the beginning.

I'm also wondering this.

Woz had a psycho stalker if I recall...

Yeah I woke with a chick I had gone out with once crawling into my room then climbing on top of me.* Pretty sure it's all documented back there. Woulda been summer of 2007 IIRC. *This isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds. although, as I now prepare for marriage, I should have given it a go and not thrown her out like I did. God knows the dirty things she'd have been down for.

 

[Major]

Man, this online dating thing is more difficult that it looks. I've sent 15 messages and only got 2 responses (put a solid 30 minutes into surveying the produce). Of course, Major is not going after the low hanging fruit so I guess I must be patient

It did hurt my pride a little bit so I just went out on the street to get an ice coffee and met some fashion girl on the bench outside. Digits. Little effort. I'm back

 

[identikit]

Is that McGarnicle story representative of the stuff in this thread? If so, I need to go back and read the whole thing from the beginning.

I'm also wondering this.

Woz had a psycho stalker if I recall...

Yeah I woke with a chick I had gone out with once crawling into my room then climbing on top of me.* Pretty sure it's all documented back there. Woulda been summer of 2007 IIRC. *This isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds. although, as I now prepare for marriage, I should have given it a go and not thrown her out like I did. God knows the dirty things she'd have been down for.

So did you end things with her?

 

[Major]

Man, this online dating thing is more difficult that it looks. I've sent 15 messages and only got 2 responses. Of course Major is not going after the low hanging fruit so I guess I must be patient. It did hurt my pride a little bit so I just went out on the street to get an ice coffee and met a girl on the bench outside. Digits. Little effort. I'm back

This is how I picture Major.

that was hilarious....you should consider stand-up

 

[Major]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

 

[identikit]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

:X :

 

[Major]

my fake account name is YuraKuunnt..Can't wait to browse all the annoying girls profiles

So all the girls that don't write me back get visited by this account

 

[Major]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

:X :

Bucky softer than wet cake

 

[PinkydaPimp]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

:X :

Bucky softer than wet cake

 

[Major]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

:X :

Bucky softer than wet cake

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

Thank you Autofilter..

 

[Disco Stu]

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

Thank you Autofilter..

 

[Major]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

:X :

Bucky softer than wet cake

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

SIKE...Your whole style is straight baby thighs, son. Straight up. You might have a story or two that one of these FFA geeks finds amusing but you're :style: is straight glitter blooded buffoon. Better hope Bucky didn't flash his wand on you or you might catch a contact off that fairy dust this be smoking.

 

[identikit]

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

Thank you Autofilter..

Leaves more possibilities that way.

 

[identikit]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

:X :

Bucky softer than wet cake

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

SIKE...Your whole style is straight baby thighs, son. Straight up. You might have a story or two that one of these FFA geeks finds amusing but you're :style: is straight glitter blooded buffoon. Better hope Bucky didn't flash his wand on you or you might catch a contact off that fairy dust this be smoking.

You can tell us one of your stories anytime now...

Bucky's story =

 

[Sarnoff]

SIKE

Really?

 

[Major]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

:X :

Bucky softer than wet cake

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

SIKE...Your whole style is straight baby thighs, son. Straight up. You might have a story or two that one of these FFA geeks finds amusing but you're :style: is straight glitter blooded buffoon. Better hope Bucky didn't flash his wand on you or you might catch a contact off that fairy dust this be smoking.

You can tell us one of your stories anytime now...

I'm going to drop some photos with pennies all over this page :makeithail: Whomever gets the most pics with the best women, wins. Loser gets a 3 month timeout. Deal?

 

[Major]

 

[ffjunk]

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

Thank you Autofilter..

That's weird. Hand isn't filtered anywhere else but his post.

 

[Major]

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

Thank you Autofilter..

That's weird. Hand isn't filtered anywhere else but his post.

"It wasn't the aquarium..it was the #### job" ~Rushmore

 

[identikit]

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

Thank you Autofilter..

That's weird. Hand isn't filtered anywhere else but his post.

Or something worse.

 

[xulf]

butt ? b u t t

#### ? p u s s

beef ? b e e f

###### ? a n u s

clit ? c l i t

taco ? t a c o

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hair like a corn broom.

There's a documentary called 'Catfish' that is kinda similar to this. Highly recommended viewing.

 

[ThaPenguin]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

:X :

Bucky softer than wet cake

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

SIKE...Your whole style is straight baby thighs, son. Straight up. You might have a story or two that one of these FFA geeks finds amusing but you're :style: is straight glitter blooded buffoon. Better hope Bucky didn't flash his wand on you or you might catch a contact off that fairy dust this be smoking.

You can tell us one of your stories anytime now...

I'm going to drop some photos with pennies all over this page :makeithail: Whomever gets the most pics with the best women, wins. Loser gets a 3 month timeout. Deal?

I will judge.

 

[Gadzooks]

hair like a corn broom.

There's a documentary called 'Catfish' that is kinda similar to this. Highly recommended viewing.

 

[Major]

hair like a corn broom.

There's a documentary called 'Catfish' that is kinda similar to this. Highly recommended viewing.

Great doc...all iDaters should watch it

 

[Major]

It was during that "set adrift on memory bliss" era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll and marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the dude could find. He took it to a park while there was a light drizzle outside and tied it to a kite. He let that #### hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes and then buried it in his cabbage patch...... Nine months later this Bucky thing sprouted outta the ground.

:X :

Bucky softer than wet cake

I feel soft today. My #### is a little sore from last night.

SIKE...Your whole style is straight baby thighs, son. Straight up. You might have a story or two that one of these FFA geeks finds amusing but you're :style: is straight glitter blooded buffoon. Better hope Bucky didn't flash his wand on you or you might catch a contact off that fairy dust this be smoking.

You can tell us one of your stories anytime now...

I'm going to drop some photos with pennies all over this page :makeithail: Whomever gets the most pics with the best women, wins. Loser gets a 3 month timeout. Deal?

Bueller? Bueller?

 

[saintfool]

SIKE

Really?

forgive him. he's from out of town.