***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (1 Viewer)

[Bankerguy]

Met another girl this morning...which was part of the plan for this last weekend and being off yesterday and today. I met up with someone today . Nice girl...but was really disapointted.

Maybe, it's because last night went so well with "No Nonsense". Anyway, we met at a park at took her dog for a walk. I just felt like I was out with a buddy. Moving on.......I have 2 more I would like to meet.

Will I ever meet "Tiny Shy Blonde"....we live 2 hours apart and just CANNOT get on the same page. I really think we would hit it off, but the challenges already make me take pause. "No Nonsense" is going to be a focus for now.

 

[Bankerguy]

Met another girl this morning...which was part of the plan for this last weekend and being off yesterday and today. To meet as many as possible. So anyay, I met up with someone new today . Nice girl...but was really disapointted.

Maybe, it's because last night went so well with "No Nonsense". Anyway, we met at a park at took her dog for a walk. I just felt like I was out with a buddy. No butterflies. Moving on.......I have 2 more I would like to meet.

Will I ever meet "Tiny Shy Blonde"....we live 2 hours apart and just CANNOT get on the same page. I really think we would hit it off, but the challenges already make me take pause. "No Nonsense" is going to be a focus for now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

craig hansen, rp

 

[Woz]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

:X

 

[Bankerguy]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Dude, I am your biggest fan, but you have no shot guy.

 

[culdeus]

what means this AMBO?

tia

will answer yours

 

[Early_10]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

I'm sure you meant :X , right?

 

[Early_10]

what means this AMBO? tiawill answer yours

AMBO is the chick woz has money riding on. She had professional looking pics flashing skin and looks very sure of herself. AMBO is the chick that will be putting easy money in my and Disco Stus pockets.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

I'm sure you meant :X , right?

 

[Woz]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Dude, I am your biggest fan, but you have no shot guy.

Yeah thanks. We'll see what happens.

 

[Drifter]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Dude, I am your biggest fan, but you have no shot guy.

You've got to elaborate for the masses. Hey - I posted the 10 finer points of internet dating near the beginning of this thread. Maybe I should get access to the underground? I am, after all, an internet dating pioneer (first internet arranged date was in December of 2000).

 

[Early_10]

All right, I'm trying to fill out the Match.com profile thing and I can't help sounding like a completely boring dooshbag tool jackhole %^&*@!.Honestly, talking about myself makes my teeth hurt.

If you just write your profile the way you write here, the right chicks will find you. I'd even start with the line above about making your teeth hurt.I know I have a huge crush.

Homer can't possibly mess this up.

 

[Bankerguy]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Dude, I am your biggest fan, but you have no shot guy.

Yeah thanks. We'll see what happens.

Totally routing for you...seriously.I just think you are out of your league. Just keeping it real.

 

[culdeus]

what means this AMBO? tiawill answer yours

AMBO is the chick woz has money riding on. She had professional looking pics flashing skin and looks very sure of herself. AMBO is the chick that will be putting easy money in my and Disco Stus pockets.

What if she's just your garden variety hoor?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Dude, I am your biggest fan, but you have no shot guy.

Yeah thanks. We'll see what happens.

Totally routing for you...seriously.I just think you are out of your league. Just keeping it real.

You are a very kind person. You should add this to your profile.

 

[Bankerguy]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Dude, I am your biggest fan, but you have no shot guy.

Yeah thanks. We'll see what happens.

Totally routing for you...seriously.I just think you are out of your league. Just keeping it real.

You are a very kind person. You should add this to your profile.

I think that already comes across. Hopefully anyway.I thought you saw the profile already? If not...PM me.

 

[krista4]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Write it up and send it to me - will take a look at it before it goes. Remember, light and fun, not 18 paragraphs.

 

[Early_10]

Woz I don't necessarily mean to pile on here but Lord Almighty what the hell is wrong with you? You need to get your #### together and deal with your ex. You've been advised by the guys here a million times but you continue to ignore some good advice.Look, it's a crappy thing for you to still be so connected to your ex, no matter how much you want to deny it and give excuses for it, and then start dating other girls and possibly stringing them along. YOU ARE STILL SHARING A PHONE PLAN WITH YOUR EX!!!!!!! Pull your head out of your ### and stop messing with the emotions of other women until you deal with your ex permanently. It's not fair to the other women. Man up and do the right thing. Don't give excuses. Just deal with it. And I'm going to say on letting this psycho chick "take care of you" when you knew damn well you didn't want anything to do with her. Did the 20 or so text messages not give you a clue that she was going to turn into some sort of stalker? Jeez! You led her on and now you're worried about what the attorney sister is going to think? Also, your e-mail was more along the lines of, "If you just wait for me to deal with my ex, I'll be here always" more than a "I don't want to date you so leave me alone" e-mail. You don't have to be mean but you should have been more honest with her. Now you're just going to prolong the hurt. Nice job.

I guess a few responses:1. Made up most of that #### with the ex to support my e-mail. I have not instigated any contact with her aside from checking up on the suicide text (which I'm adamant when I say I think I did the right thing). 2. I'm fine with a relationship - just not one with a psycho. 3. I didn't want to ruin this chick's ego. I slam her shut right away and she'd feel bad. This way she felt good about herself for a night or two. 4. I didn't try to "mess with her emotions." All I did was take her out for a drink, be nice to her, and answer like 1 out of every 5 texts she sent. But yeah, you make good points. I don't want to be ####### with otherwise decent girls' heads. Maybe I'm being selfish by trying to find other chicks to occupy my time and make me forget about the ex - just thought that was a decent idea and according to Jenny McCarthy (see: Cowboys' thread) a slumpbuster is a good way to do it. You made me feel :( though which I guess was the point.

All of page 22 But this part takes the cake. I love when he numbers his excuses for his stupidity. PS: You didn't want to ruin her ego?

 

[LHUCKS]

BTW, Krista's advice is

 

[Homer J Simpson]

All right, I'm trying to fill out the Match.com profile thing and I can't help sounding like a completely boring dooshbag tool jackhole %^&*@!.Honestly, talking about myself makes my teeth hurt.

If you just write your profile the way you write here, the right chicks will find you. I'd even start with the line above about making your teeth hurt.I know I have a huge crush.

Homer can't possibly mess this up.

I could #### up a wet dream. Anyway, anyone have any preferences between match.com and yahoo personals? Any reson to choose/avoid one or the othere? TIA.

 

[Early_10]

what means this AMBO? tiawill answer yours

AMBO is the chick woz has money riding on. She had professional looking pics flashing skin and looks very sure of herself. AMBO is the chick that will be putting easy money in my and Disco Stus pockets.

What if she's just your garden variety hoor?

He's out money either way.

 

[krista4]

BTW, Krista's advice is

Thanks! Glad to help - it's strangely fun.

 

[ditka311]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Write it up and send it to me - will take a look at it before it goes. Remember, light and fun, not 18 paragraphs.

When I created my profile years back, I included the line "My moment of fame included a manifesto and a cabin." , right?

 

[krista4]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Write it up and send it to me - will take a look at it before it goes. Remember, light and fun, not 18 paragraphs.

When I created my profile years back, I included the line "My moment of fame included a manifesto and a cabin." , right?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Got my match profile working again with a portrait and getting ready to message AMBO... krista or other females, any advice?

Dude, I am your biggest fan, but you have no shot guy.

Yeah thanks. We'll see what happens.

Totally routing for you...seriously.I just think you are out of your league. Just keeping it real.

You are a very kind person. You should add this to your profile.

I think that already comes across. Hopefully anyway.I thought you saw the profile already? If not...PM me.

I did. I was just teasing. Good luck with the newest lady!

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Woz,

All teasing aside, you really do need to deal with your ex before you start lining up others. It's not fair to them.

 

[Disco Stu]

what means this AMBO?

tia

will answer yours

AMBO is the chick woz has money riding on. She had professional looking pics flashing skin and looks very sure of herself. AMBO is the chick that will be putting easy money in my and Disco Stus pockets.

Also, AMBO talk (and pic) starts here.

 

[Disco Stu]

Anyway, anyone have any preferences between match.com and yahoo personals? Any reson to choose/avoid one or the othere? TIA.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... I'm a fan of hotornot.Also, bankerguy is having success with plentyoffish.Both these sites are free. Obviously there's going to be a lot of variation based on location, so do a local search and see which site looks most promising.

 

[Early_10]

I could #### up a wet dream. Anyway, anyone have any preferences between match.com and yahoo personals? Any reson to choose/avoid one or the othere? TIA.

Not the ones I've had.

 

[jonboltz]

I've had some success on match for the past couple of years, but I'm sure I could use a few pointers from the females. Can I PM someone (Krista?) my link?

 

[Early_10]

I've had some success on match for the past couple of years, but I'm sure I could use a few pointers from the females. Can I PM someone (Krista?) my link?

Kristas not here man. Send it over.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

craig hansen, rp

 

[krista4]

I've had some success on match for the past couple of years, but I'm sure I could use a few pointers from the females. Can I PM someone (Krista?) my link?

I'm here. Feel free to send it!

 

[jonboltz]

Thanks much ladies, PM's sent.

 

[krista4]

Thanks much ladies, PM's sent.

Just sent you my comments.I'm starting to think maybe I should run a dating site for a living?! Is it sick and twisted that I enjoy reading and editing these so much? NOTE: Not really looking for an answer to that last one.

 

[LHUCKS]

It's crazy how different some of these women look from picture to picture...we're talking 50 lb. fluctuations in weight.

Also, there are some hot single moms on this site...I don't go there, but some of them are very hot.

 

[Team Tosh]

Thanks much ladies, PM's sent.

Just sent you my comments.I'm starting to think maybe I should run a dating site for a living?! Is it sick and twisted that I enjoy reading and editing these so much? NOTE: Not really looking for an answer to that last one.

I think it's great you are willing to help out. I sent my profile to my buddies and their wives. It does make a huge difference having a woman's perspective. I'm amazed at how addicting these sites are once you get going.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

It's crazy how different some of these women look from picture to picture...we're talking 50 lb. fluctuations in weight.Also, there are some hot single moms on this site...I don't go there, but some of them are very hot.

Plus you know they put out...

 

[Disco Stu]

Meeting 24 year old "southern belle" student for drinks Tuesday after work. Been talking to her quite a bit at hotornot. She seems easy to talk to and very interested. She has also buried a fiance...

Update: this went well. Hung out for a couple hours over beers. Good conversation with lots of touchy feely. Looked like her pictures, so no surprises there. Still a very sweet girl.I was a little worried that she may be too innocent. Then she mentioned that the good thing about going to an all girls catholic high school was that she still has her uniform...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Meeting 24 year old "southern belle" student for drinks Tuesday after work. Been talking to her quite a bit at hotornot. She seems easy to talk to and very interested. She has also buried a fiance...

Update: this went well. Hung out for a couple hours over beers. Good conversation with lots of touchy feely. Looked like her pictures, so no surprises there. Still a very sweet girl.I was a little worried that she may be too innocent. Then she mentioned that the good thing about going to an all girls catholic high school was that she still has her uniform...

Sooo hot.

 

[Disco Stu]

Meeting 24 year old "southern belle" student for drinks Tuesday after work. Been talking to her quite a bit at hotornot. She seems easy to talk to and very interested. She has also buried a fiance...

Update: this went well. Hung out for a couple hours over beers. Good conversation with lots of touchy feely. Looked like her pictures, so no surprises there. Still a very sweet girl.I was a little worried that she may be too innocent. Then she mentioned that the good thing about going to an all girls catholic high school was that she still has her uniform...

Sooo hot.

I needed a little time to regroup after that. My mind drifted to a happy place and my pants flew across the room.

 

[krista4]

Meeting 24 year old "southern belle" student for drinks Tuesday after work. Been talking to her quite a bit at hotornot. She seems easy to talk to and very interested. She has also buried a fiance...

Update: this went well. Hung out for a couple hours over beers. Good conversation with lots of touchy feely. Looked like her pictures, so no surprises there. Still a very sweet girl.I was a little worried that she may be too innocent. Then she mentioned that the good thing about going to an all girls catholic high school was that she still has her uniform...

Sooo hot.

I needed a little time to regroup after that. My mind drifted to a happy place and my pants flew across the room.

But was that just because of this?Happy Place

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

craig hansen, rp

 

[Disco Stu]

Meeting 24 year old "southern belle" student for drinks Tuesday after work. Been talking to her quite a bit at hotornot. She seems easy to talk to and very interested. She has also buried a fiance...

Update: this went well. Hung out for a couple hours over beers. Good conversation with lots of touchy feely. Looked like her pictures, so no surprises there. Still a very sweet girl.I was a little worried that she may be too innocent. Then she mentioned that the good thing about going to an all girls catholic high school was that she still has her uniform...

Sooo hot.

I needed a little time to regroup after that. My mind drifted to a happy place and my pants flew across the room.

But was that just because of this?Happy Place

No haven't dipped into those yet. Maybe Thursday...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The HomerProfile has been loaded, edited, and re-loaded. Pics have been submitted. Homer is officially advertising...hey, if Disco Stu can break his own rules, so can I.

Pending approval times, the tail should be filing in any day now.

 

[mr. furley]

bump for early Homer updates

 

[Woz]

Update:

Get e-mail from psycho chick telling me that yeah she doesn't want to be with me now either which sucks for me because I don't get the privilege of dating someone like her. I ed, but figured this was good because her sister can't be mad at me for this. However, she then tells me we're "friends now" and was stopping by later. Woz doesn't want this so I head out to a bar for the night. Get like 4 texts about her bringing some little cat over - I ignore them until I'm wasted and finally reply back asking her why she "wants to show her ##### to someone whose just a friend." She's not amused, but it got her to stop texting me. Unfortunately it looks like Woz may have to hang with this chick a couple of times to save face with co-worker.

idating update:

Messaged AMBO yesterday, she read it and checked my profile but I haven't gotten a reply. All is not lost though as a very cute girl from hotornot has been e-mailing a lot and expressed an interest in moving to phone and meeting up for a Twins game. Also have a couple others set up for a meeting. I was going to meet one chick (25 year old single mother) until she e-mailed some more pics of herself showing she weighs about 40 more lbs. than I thought.

Will keep updating.

 

[Woz]

BTW, need tips/advice here:

What do you do for chicks who you've messaged just a couple times with like one reply from them and then you kind of forget, the messages stop or whatever. How long do you wait, if at all, to message them? If so, what do you say?

 

[The Z Machine]

Woz, you are a glutton for punishment.