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Thanks.Thought I got most people who were helpful and interested but haven't been keeping track. Sorry about the oversight. Send me your email address...Hey! I helped a few guys out with their profiles and I know the meaning of STAYS HERE!!!Too many of these:Wow you didn't make the underground cut? Even I made the underground cut<_< Share please.Its at the underground.
She thinks your right what?This chick is ready to party...OK, taking this advice I sent this reply...<_<Next couple messages...
I need to figure out how to best use that to my advantage.
Actually that may be my reply...
This girl is eother ####### with you or is ready to party, and I mean NOW!
I'm guessing she'll bore easily with the back and forth, so if you want to land this sucker you need to cast soon...
We'll see what happens. I've been just effing around with this girl from the start, and she very well could be doing the same thing.
See, this is the type of thing that would bother me if I was thinking long term relationship...
Boobs ruleExactly, but who cares?She LOVES B
Exactly, but who cares?She LOVES B
This guy gets it.
Of course I do, silly...
Close enough!:( I do have nipples though...krista4 said:Do you have manboobs? If not, I fear she's going to be highly disappointed.
Good mastery of the bolding function on display here.
COnsider telling her sister that while you are into her, the issues with your ex are just screwing things up in your head. Ask sister for advice about not being ready for a relationship. You think psycho chick is cool, but you have many issues to work through.Woz said:Update:Get home from a party last night. Called the ex back in regards to her text. She plays it off likes it nothing. I tell her "I'm gonna kill myself" is never a nothing and it's bull#### she sent that. She makes excuse to leave. Woz gets pissed and is half drunk. Text psycho POF chick telling her I got ALL her messages but am in for the night. She plays it off telling me she knew it and stuff. Says she wants nothing to do with a guy with history and after Friday night's text fiasco she figured something was up. Okay fine, sounds like a decent exit strategy where she can save face and lawyer sister probably won't be too upset with me enough for it to effect work. I settle in early with a beer with a drunken roommate and chill. Fifteen minutes later I get this text from psycho chick, "I'm on your street with beer." I'm pissed off, not tired yet, and figure what the hell. Let her in, she immediately heads right for my bedroom, drunk roommate looks at me and says, "well she's not bad at least." I go in, have a couple beers with her as she complains about my facebook profile having old pictures on it as well as the fact I'm conservative and she's liberal and that's a problem (really? who gives a ####). Then of course she recants everything and drunken Woz figures what the hell and gets himself taken care of (). Afterwards as she's leaving, she's going "Oh my God, why'd I do that for you, you're never gonna call me, I'm not a slut like this." BS - chick was almost too kinky. I can't help but look at her likes she nuts. I basically tell her to relax and that I'm not an #######. She seems okay with that, but then proceeds to ask if she can come me "my girl" at my baseball game today. I make something up about players' wives only and tell her good night. She proceeds to complain about how she must just then be some chick I'll say I hooked up with. I just tell her good night again and leave. She proceeds to send me three more texts today. So, anyone know how to let this girl down easy so I can save face with the sister? Figure I can play the whole "I thought I was ready but I'm not" angle. Of course sister will be angry if she finds out that we did more than just kiss but I don't know how I can avoid this. The sad fact is the chick is simply not hot enough to be this psycho and have it be tolerable.
Not going out, "hanging out." I figured I needed to do that to show I didn't want to simply get some from her than move on. Figured if I put up with her bringing her dog over once in awhile it'll be worth it professionally because then it's clear I wasn't just looking for action (which I wasn't - I just think she's insane). However, I haven't heard from her since my drunken "ohhh you meant an actual #####cat comment" two days ago so it's likely she's leaving me alone, but I may now look like the #######. Update though:All right, all right, I'll give our Wozzy Bear another chance. Have to say that I looked at the message he sent to AMBO, and it wasn't bad (I do have one comment I'll send you separately, Woz). Call me the eternal optimist, but I think there's still hope.I don't understand the part about having to go out with the psycho chick a couple more times to save face with the co-worker, though. Please explain, in clear English terms we'll all understand, why this would be a good idea, other than theFixed - and verrrrrrry underrated. "Dating" / Life is supposed to be fun. Woz - Are you listening? Girls despise/loathe/want to ignore Drama Kings. They get enough drama from their girlfriends.
Annnnnd - texting while drunk is a horrendously BAD idea. Talking - face to face - drunk to a gal who's three sheets to the wind herself, is okay/acceptable...but you've no idea the potential reception when you do it from across town...and in written form besides. With no other visual/audio cues to go by...the recipient will likely figure that you're simply an *ss...and intentionally so.
I-dating gurus? Don't give up on Woz please.
And BTW, bankerguy is quietly winning this contest (if there were a contest), with Disco Stu on his heels. All purported front-runner Otis has right now is a shrunken...suit.
Will be working right along with sister in a couple of Thursdays. This is the plan if it comes up.COnsider telling her sister that while you are into her, the issues with your ex are just screwing things up in your head. Ask sister for advice about not being ready for a relationship. You think psycho chick is cool, but you have many issues to work through.Woz said:Update:Get home from a party last night. Called the ex back in regards to her text. She plays it off likes it nothing. I tell her "I'm gonna kill myself" is never a nothing and it's bull#### she sent that. She makes excuse to leave. Woz gets pissed and is half drunk. Text psycho POF chick telling her I got ALL her messages but am in for the night. She plays it off telling me she knew it and stuff. Says she wants nothing to do with a guy with history and after Friday night's text fiasco she figured something was up. Okay fine, sounds like a decent exit strategy where she can save face and lawyer sister probably won't be too upset with me enough for it to effect work. I settle in early with a beer with a drunken roommate and chill. Fifteen minutes later I get this text from psycho chick, "I'm on your street with beer." I'm pissed off, not tired yet, and figure what the hell. Let her in, she immediately heads right for my bedroom, drunk roommate looks at me and says, "well she's not bad at least." I go in, have a couple beers with her as she complains about my facebook profile having old pictures on it as well as the fact I'm conservative and she's liberal and that's a problem (really? who gives a ####). Then of course she recants everything and drunken Woz figures what the hell and gets himself taken care of (
You might want to pick up the older vintage stuff. I hear the new stuff isn't very effective.:slump:
This sounds like a wonderful plan. It's not enough to tell psycho chick that you're interested in a relationship once you get things settled with your ex, you should also tell her sister.Will be working right along with sister in a couple of Thursdays. This is the plan if it comes up.COnsider telling her sister that while you are into her, the issues with your ex are just screwing things up in your head. Ask sister for advice about not being ready for a relationship. You think psycho chick is cool, but you have many issues to work through.Woz said:Update:Get home from a party last night. Called the ex back in regards to her text. She plays it off likes it nothing. I tell her "I'm gonna kill myself" is never a nothing and it's bull#### she sent that. She makes excuse to leave. Woz gets pissed and is half drunk. Text psycho POF chick telling her I got ALL her messages but am in for the night. She plays it off telling me she knew it and stuff. Says she wants nothing to do with a guy with history and after Friday night's text fiasco she figured something was up. Okay fine, sounds like a decent exit strategy where she can save face and lawyer sister probably won't be too upset with me enough for it to effect work. I settle in early with a beer with a drunken roommate and chill. Fifteen minutes later I get this text from psycho chick, "I'm on your street with beer." I'm pissed off, not tired yet, and figure what the hell. Let her in, she immediately heads right for my bedroom, drunk roommate looks at me and says, "well she's not bad at least." I go in, have a couple beers with her as she complains about my facebook profile having old pictures on it as well as the fact I'm conservative and she's liberal and that's a problem (really? who gives a ####). Then of course she recants everything and drunken Woz figures what the hell and gets himself taken care of (
Any chance you could get a letter sent to her folks to share the good news with them?
i used it last night. same response. I couldnt even figure out how to explain itI used "______ down?" the other day at work, without realizing what I was doing. Lots of blank stares.You could respond with all FFA shtick and see what happens!Yeah, I don't think that's the route to take. I'm tempted to go into Studs n Duds mode though...What Would Smoo Do? If she has a good sense of humor you can ask her why she writes like a third grader.Are messages a good indication of intelligence, or do you give them the benefit of the doubt (casual interface or whatever)?
This chick's profile mentioned loving hockey, so I asked if she was a Stars fan. This was her reply...
of:She did send it at 2am, so maybe she was drunk. On a Monday...
I'm going to go with "not great dating advice" here.
That's good news.Not going out, "hanging out." I figured I needed to do that to show I didn't want to simply get some from her than move on. Figured if I put up with her bringing her dog over once in awhile it'll be worth it professionally because then it's clear I wasn't just looking for action (which I wasn't - I just think she's insane). However, I haven't heard from her since my drunken "ohhh you meant an actual #####cat comment" two days ago so it's likely she's leaving me alone, but I may now look like the #######. Update though:All right, all right, I'll give our Wozzy Bear another chance. Have to say that I looked at the message he sent to AMBO, and it wasn't bad (I do have one comment I'll send you separately, Woz). Call me the eternal optimist, but I think there's still hope.I don't understand the part about having to go out with the psycho chick a couple more times to save face with the co-worker, though. Please explain, in clear English terms we'll all understand, why this would be a good idea, other than theFixed - and verrrrrrry underrated. "Dating" / Life is supposed to be fun. Woz - Are you listening? Girls despise/loathe/want to ignore Drama Kings. They get enough drama from their girlfriends.
Annnnnd - texting while drunk is a horrendously BAD idea. Talking - face to face - drunk to a gal who's three sheets to the wind herself, is okay/acceptable...but you've no idea the potential reception when you do it from across town...and in written form besides. With no other visual/audio cues to go by...the recipient will likely figure that you're simply an *ss...and intentionally so.
I-dating gurus? Don't give up on Woz please.
And BTW, bankerguy is quietly winning this contest (if there were a contest), with Disco Stu on his heels. All purported front-runner Otis has right now is a shrunken...suit.
Good day - just checked and it looks like I have for sure one date next week, another tentative one that weekend, and one in the cities in a couple weeks with the smoking hot chick from Match! (see: underground for photos of all).
I would just be concerned that if you "hang out" with the psycho, you'll end up seeing more than her kitty cat again. Sounds like it's not going to be an issue.
Yeah, I didn't even begin to try. It's bad enough ever admitting to people that I play fantasy football, let alone the rest of this...i used it last night. same response. I couldnt even figure out how to explain itI used "______ down?" the other day at work, without realizing what I was doing. Lots of blank stares.You could respond with all FFA shtick and see what happens!Yeah, I don't think that's the route to take. I'm tempted to go into Studs n Duds mode though...What Would Smoo Do? If she has a good sense of humor you can ask her why she writes like a third grader.Are messages a good indication of intelligence, or do you give them the benefit of the doubt (casual interface or whatever)?
This chick's profile mentioned loving hockey, so I asked if she was a Stars fan. This was her reply...
At my age the good stuff would be too potent.
No Nonsense girl is pretty.OK......my update.Had a good time with "No Nonsense" as I mentioned in a previous update. Have only chatted with her once since our date. I have a feeling it will be challenging for us to get out much she has FT custody of her daughter. I am assuming I will not be able to see until next weekend at the earliest. One thing I forgot to mention about her. She apparently had a role in a movie (A small speaking role). I will not share the movie because she could be googled (I checked). I just thought it was cool....I need to re-rent this movie to check her out."Tiny Shy Blond" all of the sudden is not so shy. This is the person I have talked to the longest. In all honesty we have probably been talking for 2 months. Timing and our distance apart keep us from meeting. Anyway, I was starting to get frustarated with the lack of progress and told her so. She then wrote me a really heart felt note and seems a little more aggressive and we are going to meet this coming Mon/Tues. Staying over-night at her place I think. We are deciding tonight. This is a girl I HAVE to meet, or I will always wonder what might hjave been. After meeting Tiny Shy Blond.......I am going to be faced with a decision. Which one to pursue for more long term dating. Pssst....Krista.....you fire over your profile write up for a guys point of view when you are ready.
Um, DW, I know what you look like and with the way you speak, you have NO problems with women. Trust me.
The picture is dated, but she is still very attractive......imo.No Nonsense girl is pretty.OK......my update.Had a good time with "No Nonsense" as I mentioned in a previous update. Have only chatted with her once since our date. I have a feeling it will be challenging for us to get out much she has FT custody of her daughter. I am assuming I will not be able to see until next weekend at the earliest. One thing I forgot to mention about her. She apparently had a role in a movie (A small speaking role). I will not share the movie because she could be googled (I checked). I just thought it was cool....I need to re-rent this movie to check her out."Tiny Shy Blond" all of the sudden is not so shy. This is the person I have talked to the longest. In all honesty we have probably been talking for 2 months. Timing and our distance apart keep us from meeting. Anyway, I was starting to get frustarated with the lack of progress and told her so. She then wrote me a really heart felt note and seems a little more aggressive and we are going to meet this coming Mon/Tues. Staying over-night at her place I think. We are deciding tonight. This is a girl I HAVE to meet, or I will always wonder what might hjave been. After meeting Tiny Shy Blond.......I am going to be faced with a decision. Which one to pursue for more long term dating. Pssst....Krista.....you fire over your profile write up for a guys point of view when you are ready.
nice playContinuing the play-by-play..
The worst for me is when I tell someone about something I learned here or someone from here gave advice. Their response "Wow ... how did you find that out?" Well, there this internet message board ...Yeah, I didn't even begin to try. It's bad enough ever admitting to people that I play fantasy football, let alone the rest of this...i used it last night. same response. I couldnt even figure out how to explain itI used "______ down?" the other day at work, without realizing what I was doing. Lots of blank stares.You could respond with all FFA shtick and see what happens!Yeah, I don't think that's the route to take. I'm tempted to go into Studs n Duds mode though...What Would Smoo Do? If she has a good sense of humor you can ask her why she writes like a third grader.Are messages a good indication of intelligence, or do you give them the benefit of the doubt (casual interface or whatever)?
This chick's profile mentioned loving hockey, so I asked if she was a Stars fan. This was her reply...
:finger:There goes the neighborhood.Thought I got most people who were helpful and interested but haven't been keeping track. Sorry about the oversight. Send me your email address...Hey! I helped a few guys out with their profiles and I know the meaning of STAYS HERE!!!Too many of these:Wow you didn't make the underground cut? Even I made the underground cut<_< Share please.Its at the underground.
Yeah, my reply is going to be, "my friends tried it and really liked it".You guys are my friends....right?Oh yes, same problem here. I've recently realized that the FFA and the Daily Show are pretty much my main news sources. Usually, if I learn about something here, I say that "someone was talking about ______." It's not really a lie...
Still, pure distillation of Otis....I mean a man has to know his limitations.
Please stop jinxing me. Another night without sex.
I'm telling you Otis you have to rediscover your Tigger-self. Tiggers like bouncing because that's what Tiggers do Best, Well Otises like scoring because that's what Otises do best. You are your own reason and justification. Find your enthusiasm, bounce on out there, and just be yourself. Meanwhile I'll get off your sack. It has to hamper your game to have a fat, flatulent, old man hanging off your sack while you're working.Otis said:Please stop jinxing me. Another night without sex.Ditkaless Wonders said:
I tried the new stuff and all of my hair fell out.Otis said:
First, enjoy the date. You are definitely doing VERY WELL in our little endeavor here.
As for hotornot, it seems like it can be very taxing given the structure. As stu pointed out the bonus is that to be able to message both people have to click that they'd want to talk to the other so you know there's an initial attraction. So far I've got like 7 double matches and have gotten positive responses from all three that I've messages (one is VERY cute and I hope something works out there - no dates yet but she keeps giving me messenger names). However, the taxing part is that I swear there are new chicks in my area (which another negative is that it spans the entire state and I have no idea where any of them actually live) everytime I look through so it seems like you have to do it often. Also, I've accidentally clicked "no" to a couple of very attractive girls and, as if God is teasing me, I can hit refresh forever and see the same 250 lbs. whale claiming "beauty is on the inside so therefore I'm the sexiest chick alive" 85 times without coming across the hot chick.
Fixed.
No I'm just a lurker that has just been recently seperated. Very interesting thread. I'm thinking I might need to give this idating thing a try.
Atta boy!!! Thanks for posting.
Welcome to land of separation.....I am with you there.
Very nice!update
You're showing up as a member, who joined yesterday using address (your name @yahoo.com).
No reason not to try some younger folk. If I had to do the "find a mate" over again (and being 31 as I am now), I would certainly consider 21-26. Im sure it would be tougher to find someone with things in common, but if you did ...
Things in common:She's 21 and has a great ###and I love 21 year olds with great asses!A match made in heaven!No reason not to try some younger folk. If I had to do the "find a mate" over again (and being 31 as I am now), I would certainly consider 21-26. Im sure it would be tougher to find someone with things in common, but if you did ...
welcomeAs one of the married vicarious/living folks here, all we want is
and stories in return we offer never-ending moral support and confidence building.
shark play move"Look ... with all this boob talk, why dont we skip the 1st date stuff and the two of us head to a strip club. 1st lap dance is on me" <-- softballJAA said:nice playDisco Stu said:Continuing the play-by-play..
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