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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (7 Viewers)
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krista4
Footballguy
Is this the one you said lost 40 lbs, but I didn't think she looked fat to begin with?You should feel free to contribute your own dating stories or your buddy's...it's all entertaining!BTW, I'm putting anyone for whom I reviewed a profile on my friends list.
krista4
Footballguy
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Alright, kids.Well, to start out, this girl had the face of Lindsay Lohan (I'm serious...there were points last night that I couldn't tell the difference), and a nice, tiny, but tight little body. That was a nice surprise.So, I'm thinking...hey, this isn't going to be so bad!And then, she opened her mouth. This was the kind of girl that wasn't going to let you get a word in at ALL. Okay, so I've been on dates with these kinds of girls before. I position myself so I can look at her and listen to Sportscenter at the same time, and all was good.But, it wasn't.You see, every story this girl (who was 4'11", 89 pounds) told started out with, "Oh, I was so trashed..." and ended up with "Yeah, and then I threw up in..."So after about two drinks, I'm just staying for story value (to give you guys something to read). She lives in a smallish town, so there's only three bars open on Sunday night, and there's nobody in them. In every bar we went to, the bartenders looked at me with a certain degree of pity...because as small as this girl is, she's not quiet. Her stories are booming throughout every bar we were in, which is why I was particularly glad the town was pretty dead last night.Then, we figure out that we have the same birthday, and she goes off on that for about 30 minutes. After that, and the fact that she's now visibly drunk, I'm thinking it's time to leave, because I just can't take it anymore.I take her home, she gives me the whole "are you okay to drive? You can just stay here thing...", but I take the opening and tell her I'm just fine, and it won't be a big deal to drive the 20 minutes home. I was tempted to go up, but I don't even think sex was worth listening to this girl for what could've been hours on end afterward.It's too bad, too. She was really cute.
Otis
Footballguy
Wait... wasn't this the crazy clap girl you were meeting first? You took her home??This turns out to be about accurate I think.I ended up taking the girl home who I met earlier, so I never met up with this chick. We exchanged texts for a while and then I was hammered and just ended up not responding anymore. She proceeded to text me a few times, call me three times, and leave me two voicemails.
Her pic looks good so I'm still tempted to give her a go sometime this week but, man, why is someone not teaching these women to play hard to get?
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Wait... wasn't this the crazy clap girl you were meeting first? You took her home??This turns out to be about accurate I think.I ended up taking the girl home who I met earlier, so I never met up with this chick. We exchanged texts for a while and then I was hammered and just ended up not responding anymore. She proceeded to text me a few times, call me three times, and leave me two voicemails.
Her pic looks good so I'm still tempted to give her a go sometime this week but, man, why is someone not teaching these women to play hard to get?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Looks like I have quite a bit of catching up to do. 
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
so with Otis being in love and all has he officially been dropped from this thread?
Otis
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Wait, which one is he in love with today?
That's too bad Keys, if she was somewhat tolerable I bet she'd be worth exploring at least for a little while.
As for me, still no real updates past the confirmed dates - which is now up to 3 after I forgot I mentioned something to another girl a little bit ago and she just got back to me and is more than up for it. Going to call the girl my mom set me up with tonight, just so my mom doesn't look bad. Will update with pics as soon as I can access internet outside of work.
Also looks like Keys is heading up for a visit this weekend, so might need to find two or play a little wingman.
As for me, still no real updates past the confirmed dates - which is now up to 3 after I forgot I mentioned something to another girl a little bit ago and she just got back to me and is more than up for it. Going to call the girl my mom set me up with tonight, just so my mom doesn't look bad. Will update with pics as soon as I can access internet outside of work.
Also looks like Keys is heading up for a visit this weekend, so might need to find two or play a little wingman.
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LHUCKS
Footballguy
Went on my first idate...she was really cool so I accurately broke down her profile which is good, but her pictures made her look about 1 point hotter than she really was. She was probably an 8.5 in her pictures on the FBG scale and only about a 7.5 in person.
It probably wont go anywhere but should be fun in the short term.(and a headache later on)
It probably wont go anywhere but should be fun in the short term.(and a headache later on)
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cubbyMIH
Footballguy
she didn't really come out and volunteer the information......when I was driving her home I just basically said, "I like you, you're really cute, I had a good time...........but I feel like I have to work SOOOOOOOO much harder with you than normal to get anything out of you" meaning in a conversation/laughing/good time sense. We got to talking about our ex's.........and I just kind of asked what happened........and she said "he just wasn't a very good guy, kind of abusive, etc."........that was it. Later I asked her if she thought that might be why she has a hard time loosening up and she said yes. She had told me she had been in one serious relationship since the divorce and that eventually she opened up with him. I just couldn't tell if this girl liked me or not and I was trying to find out why she was the way she was. Still may be train wreck'ish..........not sure. Slow and steady though. No hand holding, no kissing, no nothing. We'll see where it goes. She has some catching up to do with the girl from the night before!krista4 said:Abusive relationship? Told you about it when you first met her? Three kids?Run.
cubbyMIH
Footballguy
JB? Is that you? I thought you were married....................
Otis
Footballguy
I've got drinks lined up with this one, as early as tonight. Thoughts?
Also, now that I put up a main pic and fixed my profile, I'm starting to get lots of hits. I could probably line up a date with someone new every night for the next two weeks. This match thing is still pretty awesome.
I just don't know that I have the energy for it.
Also, now that I put up a main pic and fixed my profile, I'm starting to get lots of hits. I could probably line up a date with someone new every night for the next two weeks. This match thing is still pretty awesome.
I just don't know that I have the energy for it.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Works for me!!!I've got drinks lined up with this one, as early as tonight. Thoughts?
Also, now that I put up a main pic and fixed my profile, I'm starting to get lots of hits. I could probably line up a date with someone new every night for the next two weeks. This match thing is still pretty awesome.
I just don't know that I have the energy for it.
LHUCKS
Footballguy
she looks like a pain in the ###...I could be wrong but my radar is pretty accurate on these things.I've got drinks lined up with this one, as early as tonight. Thoughts?
Also, now that I put up a main pic and fixed my profile, I'm starting to get lots of hits. I could probably line up a date with someone new every night for the next two weeks. This match thing is still pretty awesome.
I just don't know that I have the energy for it.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Why isn't it in your profile here?
RageRhino
Footballguy
link to this profile? would like to see how it is "properly" done.I've got drinks lined up with this one, as early as tonight. Thoughts?
Also, now that I put up a main pic and fixed my profile, I'm starting to get lots of hits. I could probably line up a date with someone new every night for the next two weeks. This match thing is still pretty awesome.
I just don't know that I have the energy for it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
All right. I've been slacking horrendously in this thread and with the iDating thing in general. But I knew that I was going to be out of town the last two weekends and had stuff lined up to do during the week as well. So I was planning on getting after it this week and actually paying for the Match subscription and throwing out some vibe (lol) on hotornot but I met someone over the weekend that I'm really interested in.
I went back home to Youngstown for a golf outing and met this girl on Friday night...pretty spectacular chick and we ended up hanging out after-hours Friday and again on Saturday night. Not really my type physically since I generally go for the spinners and she's a six-footer...but wow, I really am digging this girl. We could start popping out NFL tight ends tomorrow.
So now I'm thinking about heading home again this weekend and hopefully taking things to the next level. Part of the reason I'm so intrigued is that she resisted my spectacular ability to take a simple make-out session and turn it into a porn shoot...but she somehow managed to keep it at the make-out/touching-and-rubbing level for hours on end. And I was surprisingly okay with it. I know, kids...I'm scared too.
Anyway, I'm thinking of holding off for another week on the iDating thing.
Also, here's a strange little something...I was on the phone with her yesterday and she was talking about how much she loves her dog and throws out something along the lines of "If there was a stranger drowning and my dog was drowning next to him, I hope the guy has a friend somewhere nearby". I didn't say anything, but internally I was laughing my ### off at the possibility that she somehow read that thread.
Wait a minute...I hope we don't have a potential OtisSpy in Homer's future.
I went back home to Youngstown for a golf outing and met this girl on Friday night...pretty spectacular chick and we ended up hanging out after-hours Friday and again on Saturday night. Not really my type physically since I generally go for the spinners and she's a six-footer...but wow, I really am digging this girl. We could start popping out NFL tight ends tomorrow.
So now I'm thinking about heading home again this weekend and hopefully taking things to the next level. Part of the reason I'm so intrigued is that she resisted my spectacular ability to take a simple make-out session and turn it into a porn shoot...but she somehow managed to keep it at the make-out/touching-and-rubbing level for hours on end. And I was surprisingly okay with it. I know, kids...I'm scared too.
Anyway, I'm thinking of holding off for another week on the iDating thing.
Also, here's a strange little something...I was on the phone with her yesterday and she was talking about how much she loves her dog and throws out something along the lines of "If there was a stranger drowning and my dog was drowning next to him, I hope the guy has a friend somewhere nearby". I didn't say anything, but internally I was laughing my ### off at the possibility that she somehow read that thread.
Wait a minute...I hope we don't have a potential OtisSpy in Homer's future.
krista4
Footballguy
Great story, complete with the "I'd save my dog" line... She sounds fantastic - happy to see a story like this!All right. I've been slacking horrendously in this thread and with the iDating thing in general. But I knew that I was going to be out of town the last two weekends and had stuff lined up to do during the week as well. So I was planning on getting after it this week and actually paying for the Match subscription and throwing out some vibe (lol) on hotornot but I met someone over the weekend that I'm really interested in. I went back home to Youngstown for a golf outing and met this girl on Friday night...pretty spectacular chick and we ended up hanging out after-hours Friday and again on Saturday night. Not really my type physically since I generally go for the spinners and she's a six-footer...but wow, I really am digging this girl. We could start popping out NFL tight ends tomorrow.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Ok. That was ten times worse than last night.
I literally snuck out. Never done that before. I really don't even feel ad.
I literally snuck out. Never done that before. I really don't even feel ad.
krista4
Footballguy
Does that mean you won't be spending the night with her?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
This is the Lohan drunk chick? Why'd you go out with her again?I assume you at least took her up on her offer of lovin'?
krista4
Footballguy
Nah, this was a different one. He had a posting above of his Sunday-Wednesday dates, or maybe it was through Thursday...anyway, not the same chick. Hoping we'll get the full story, though...
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Gotcha. Thanks.I still think he should have done bad things to the other one.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
I did bad things to this one tonight, but I just couldn't stay there overnight. Call me an #######, but the whole night, that's what it seemed like she wanted. So, whatever.And the Lohan chick...I was with her for about 2 hours, and it was torture. I just had to end it, and I was being too nice of a guy just standing it for that long. I don't think I could've snuck out on this one, either.Woz--set us up the double date for this weekend.Gotcha. Thanks.I still think he should have done bad things to the other one.
Just kidding, GB.
code
Footballguy
I actually think this is something to watch closely...if it was just "it's too soon, but when I'm ready it's on" that's one thing...but it could also be a sign of "I decide when and I'll use it as a weapon if I have to to get what I want"...don't want to rain on your parade, sounds like an exciting prospect, but keep a close eye on this one...So now I'm thinking about heading home again this weekend and hopefully taking things to the next level. Part of the reason I'm so intrigued is that she resisted my spectacular ability to take a simple make-out session and turn it into a porn shoot...but she somehow managed to keep it at the make-out/touching-and-rubbing level for hours on end. And I was surprisingly okay with it. I know, kids...I'm scared too.
Was this the girl who initially offered for you to stay over? Pretty obvious what she wanted. Sounds like it was at least interesting. And I'm getting some stuff lined up for this weekend. You gotta let me know if you'd prefer girls and boozing or gambling or site-seeing or working out or whatever.Keys Myaths said:I did bad things to this one tonight, but I just couldn't stay there overnight. Call me an #######, but the whole night, that's what it seemed like she wanted. So, whatever.And the Lohan chick...I was with her for about 2 hours, and it was torture. I just had to end it, and I was being too nice of a guy just standing it for that long. I don't think I could've snuck out on this one, either.Woz--set us up the double date for this weekend.Homer J Simpson said:Gotcha. Thanks.I still think he should have done bad things to the other one.krista4 said:
Update:
Not sure if this counts for this thread, but I'm meeting the girl my mom went and got me a date with after work today for drinks at happy hour. I have a question, especially for Otis, what's the play here for dress? I normally wear the full blown suit and stuff at work, but how do I alter that garb for after work drinks? For one, it's over 90 degrees out already so I'll probably just leave my suit jacket in the office. The suit pants, shirt, and tie I have are all designer so I'm not so much worried about that. Would rolling up the sleeves be too much? Do I take the tie off? Leave it on but loosened with top button unbuttoned or what? This girl just graduated from college so I doubt she's used to guys dressed nicely and I'm thinking if I pull this off right she'll think I'm more mature than the guys she dated in college but still "cool" and stuff.
Not sure if this counts for this thread, but I'm meeting the girl my mom went and got me a date with after work today for drinks at happy hour. I have a question, especially for Otis, what's the play here for dress? I normally wear the full blown suit and stuff at work, but how do I alter that garb for after work drinks? For one, it's over 90 degrees out already so I'll probably just leave my suit jacket in the office. The suit pants, shirt, and tie I have are all designer so I'm not so much worried about that. Would rolling up the sleeves be too much? Do I take the tie off? Leave it on but loosened with top button unbuttoned or what? This girl just graduated from college so I doubt she's used to guys dressed nicely and I'm thinking if I pull this off right she'll think I'm more mature than the guys she dated in college but still "cool" and stuff.
Otis
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Keys Myaths said:I did bad things to this one tonight, but I just couldn't stay there overnight. Call me an #######, but the whole night, that's what it seemed like she wanted. So, whatever.And the Lohan chick...I was with her for about 2 hours, and it was torture. I just had to end it, and I was being too nice of a guy just standing it for that long. I don't think I could've snuck out on this one, either.Woz--set us up the double date for this weekend.Homer J Simpson said:Gotcha. Thanks.I still think he should have done bad things to the other one.krista4 said:
Maybe I'm misreading this, but if you got laid how bad of a date could it possibly have been?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
My update...
Nothing interesting in Minnesota the past 5 days. Pretty sure some random chick at a neighborhood party wanted it, but her husband was right there. Crazy #####.
I passed on the hottub to avoid being drawn into her little soap opera.
I was supposed to meet "myspace redhead" last night, but my flight was canceled. So we'll have to try again another time.
Date tonight with "school girl". Will report back.
Nothing interesting in Minnesota the past 5 days. Pretty sure some random chick at a neighborhood party wanted it, but her husband was right there. Crazy #####.
I passed on the hottub to avoid being drawn into her little soap opera.I was supposed to meet "myspace redhead" last night, but my flight was canceled. So we'll have to try again another time.
Date tonight with "school girl". Will report back.
That works. I got a nice tan going too so I don't want that hidden. Will update after probably from my office since it's right next door.
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
Money grubber. Obsessive about her weight. Only interested in men in order to show them off at high-society cocktail parties.
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
Hey, I was right about the 32-year-old blonde.
I know the NYC/NJ high-maintenance and psycho types all too well.Kinda struggling here... cuffs rolled back just once feels weird to me. Also not so sure how loose this tie is supposed to be. Oh well. If she's not into me I'm blaming Otis.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
krista4
Footballguy
Stu, I love you for posting a pic of Clive Owen.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Tonight is going to be rough. I had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get to the airport. Just brought in the red bull for assistance... just makes me wish I had some vodka or jager at my desk.
krista4
Footballguy
You're going out with tall redhead tonight? If so, have a great time!
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
"School girl" tonight. Redhead was supposed to be last night, but I got stuck in Minnesota. She's not tall though...EDIT: Now I know where the tall redhead thought came from. I decided I wasn't interested in that chick. I do like the cute redhead from myspace though. Just have to figure out a new plan to meet.You're going out with tall redhead tonight? If so, have a great time!
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