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larry_boy_44
Footballguy
ok... seriously... how absurdly geeky should I sound in this e-mail? lol
So this chick, http://www.plentyoffish.com/member29453.htm, sends me this message:
Can I get law guy to go to build a bear?
####### loon
Can I get law guy to go to build a bear?
####### loon
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3768982.htm
this chick is talking my ear off right now... can't tell if sh's hot or not
this chick is talking my ear off right now... can't tell if sh's hot or not
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
I sent nintendoaddict a message...
she's online right now, too...
:hopes beyond hope that she answer me 'cuz I'm in love:
she's online right now, too...
:hopes beyond hope that she answer me 'cuz I'm in love:
haven't the slighest - asking her now
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
nintendoaddict read my message...
:hopes for a reply:
:hopes for a reply:
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
The one with the hood up in the first pic is the only one that appears in every picture. Not rocket surgery.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
Stu (or anyone else):ruling on this? Is it a good move or a bad one?dude, send her a link for a direct private chat
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Horrible. I'm not sure exactly what "a link for a direct private chat" means, but don't try to chat with someone who hasn't replied to your email. That's coming on way too strong.Stu (or anyone else):ruling on this? Is it a good move or a bad one?
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
you can IM with poeple on the site if they are on the site at that moment...its like IMing someone using Yahoo or AIMHorrible. I'm not sure exactly what "a link for a direct private chat" means, but don't try to chat with someone who hasn't replied to your email. That's coming on way too strong.Stu (or anyone else):ruling on this? Is it a good move or a bad one?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Yeah, I know. Do not send an IM to someone who hasn't replied to your email. Period.you can IM with poeple on the site if they are on the site at that moment...its like IMing someone using Yahoo or AIMHorrible. I'm not sure exactly what "a link for a direct private chat" means, but don't try to chat with someone who hasn't replied to your email. That's coming on way too strong.Stu (or anyone else):ruling on this? Is it a good move or a bad one?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Advice here is still valid.I'm not sure what the deal is with chicks putting their IM info in their profile, but I would never use it. Way too random and likely puts her on the defensive. If she specifically asks you (not the royal "you") to IM, then of course feel free. Until then sit tight.
Horrible. I'm not sure exactly what "a link for a direct private chat" means, but don't try to chat with someone who hasn't replied to your email. That's coming on way too strong.Stu (or anyone else):ruling on this? Is it a good move or a bad one?
If they're online on a saturday night they have nothing better to do. Period. I'm flirting with some girl who isn't that hot to kill time right now. Had this girl not imed me or whatever on there and just send me an e-mail I read later I'd have ignored it. Now she's at least talking to a "sexy sexy man" (which she keeps saying over and over) seriously, are all chicks on these sites nuts?)Pick on the drunk kid. Nice.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
Horrible. I'm not sure exactly what "a link for a direct private chat" means, but don't try to chat with someone who hasn't replied to your email. That's coming on way too strong.Stu (or anyone else):ruling on this? Is it a good move or a bad one?
what are you complaining about??? At least your talking to a chick...
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
Not complaining and my point was that shooting her the little plentyoffish pm link isn't a bad idea. Oh, I guess I'm complaining about girls being "nuts" because they honestly can't think that 1000 compliments is a good idea. You want to let me know you like me? Let me do stuff to you.Horrible. I'm not sure exactly what "a link for a direct private chat" means, but don't try to chat with someone who hasn't replied to your email. That's coming on way too strong.Stu (or anyone else):ruling on this? Is it a good move or a bad one?
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
is this even remotely smooth for a girl who says ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in her profile:
thoughts??? Is there a way to change that a little to work a little better?Remember, the girl says very little in her profile (yes, I'm a smidge bored so I'm taking chances on girls with very little in thier profile shooting for the theory that hot chicks don't care to put tons in thier profiles 'cuz they don't want shallow guys)
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
dude...hate to say it, but most guys would "do stuff" to girls they didn't like, too, so all letting you "do stuff" to her is going to do is risk letting a dude who is gonna turn out to be an ####### do "stuff" to her... (not that you are an #######, just that it is incredibly dumb to say something like "if she liked me she'd let me do stuff to her)besides, if she was going to show she was interested by letting you do stuff to her, she has serious issues with self esteem at minimum and you shouldn't take advantage of that...
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I like it.
I think, honestly, the best thing to do is to not say anything bad like mentioning pedophilia in your opening message. The chick is gonna look at your pic and profile and that will be the ultimate determination. I've said some pretty cheesy and dumb stuff and gotten replies so who knows.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
I haven't actually taken any of his advice... lolLarry, think this through... is taking advice from Woz (and not just Woz, but "Drunk Woz") the way you want to go?I'm going to call it a night but am worried about what's going to happen with you two here alone giving each other advice.
Larry, think this through... is taking advice from Woz (and not just Woz, but "Drunk Woz") the way you want to go?I'm going to call it a night but am worried about what's going to happen with you two here alone giving each other advice.
taking it to a whole nother level with this chick on aim right now too
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
the girl of my dreams signed off....
but she didn't delete my message...
why can't they delete or reply??? lol
do girls think there is some "wait a week before responding" rule to these internet dating sites???
but she didn't delete my message...
why can't they delete or reply??? lol
do girls think there is some "wait a week before responding" rule to these internet dating sites???
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
are you having isex with her?Larry, think this through... is taking advice from Woz (and not just Woz, but "Drunk Woz") the way you want to go?I'm going to call it a night but am worried about what's going to happen with you two here alone giving each other advice.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
To clarify, I was talking about the taking it to IM right away thing. Your email looked fine. Good luck.I haven't actually taken any of his advice... lolLarry, think this through... is taking advice from Woz (and not just Woz, but "Drunk Woz") the way you want to go?I'm going to call it a night but am worried about what's going to happen with you two here alone giving each other advice.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
yeah, I just wanted to double-check, I assumed the IM was a bad idea... lolTo clarify, I was talking about the taking it to IM right away thing. Your email looked fine. Good luck.I haven't actually taken any of his advice... lolLarry, think this through... is taking advice from Woz (and not just Woz, but "Drunk Woz") the way you want to go?I'm going to call it a night but am worried about what's going to happen with you two here alone giving each other advice.
she's hinting at itare you having isex with her?Larry, think this through... is taking advice from Woz (and not just Woz, but "Drunk Woz") the way you want to go?I'm going to call it a night but am worried about what's going to happen with you two here alone giving each other advice.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
yepis she talking about you?woah, chick just deleted her account because she's "met her man"
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
she was pretty cute...go for it, Woz...yepis she talking about you?woah, chick just deleted her account because she's "met her man"
not that cuteshe was pretty cute...go for it, Woz...yepis she talking about you?woah, chick just deleted her account because she's "met her man"
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
yeah ended all contact shortly thereafter. between keys and myself i'd say the majority of girls online are crazieswow... that girl is nuts...
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
yeah ended all contact shortly thereafter. between keys and myself i'd say the majority of girls online are crazies
you broke her heart, Woz...and, think, you only knew her for, what, 2 hours?yep and in that time she shut down her pof profile, offered me internet sex, told me she was a virgin, wanted to drive down here, wanted to plan weekends for me to drive up there, and called me a "sexy sexy man" several dozen times. it's been ages since i've had a nice, normal date. least 3 months or so.yeah ended all contact shortly thereafter. between keys and myself i'd say the majority of girls online are crazies
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
well, you got, oh, eternity on me...so enjoy the 3 months...yep and in that time she shut down her pof profile, offered me internet sex, told me she was a virgin, wanted to drive down here, wanted to plan weekends for me to drive up there, and called me a "sexy sexy man" several dozen times. it's been ages since i've had a nice, normal date. least 3 months or so.yeah ended all contact shortly thereafter. between keys and myself i'd say the majority of girls online are craziesyou broke her heart, Woz...and, think, you only knew her for, what, 2 hours?
:feelsbad::doesn'tknowwhattosay:Eh, dating can either be the most wonderful thing you ever experience and/or the most painful. I'm like a ####### mountain range, you're a plateau and probably much more content right nowwell, you got, oh, eternity on me...so enjoy the 3 months...yep and in that time she shut down her pof profile, offered me internet sex, told me she was a virgin, wanted to drive down here, wanted to plan weekends for me to drive up there, and called me a "sexy sexy man" several dozen times. it's been ages since i've had a nice, normal date. least 3 months or so.yeah ended all contact shortly thereafter. between keys and myself i'd say the majority of girls online are crazies
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
I've had relationships with girls... I just never actually dated anyone... we skipped the dating part and went to the seriously together looking to get married stage...lolso don't feel too bad (it sounds worse than it is):feelsbad::doesn'tknowwhattosay:Eh, dating can either be the most wonderful thing you ever experience and/or the most painful. I'm like a ####### mountain range, you're a plateau and probably much more content right nowwell, you got, oh, eternity on me...so enjoy the 3 months...yep and in that time she shut down her pof profile, offered me internet sex, told me she was a virgin, wanted to drive down here, wanted to plan weekends for me to drive up there, and called me a "sexy sexy man" several dozen times. it's been ages since i've had a nice, normal date. least 3 months or so.yeah ended all contact shortly thereafter. between keys and myself i'd say the majority of girls online are crazies
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
I have to say... its worse when they read your message and look at your profile, and don't respond at all and don't delete it... than it is when they read it and delete... or even they don't read it and delete it...
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Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
@ the stuff from last night.
