***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (10 Viewers)

[parasaurolophus]

this stops now.is this argument funny? nois this argument going to end? nois this related to dating in any way shape or form? no

I was checking cnn.com to see if Wisconsin and Minnesota were now dating.

what about larry boy and woz?

Not newsworthy enough for CNN, for several reasons.

those being?

 

[Woz]

this stops now.is this argument funny? nois this argument going to end? nois this related to dating in any way shape or form? no

I was checking cnn.com to see if Wisconsin and Minnesota were now dating.

what about larry boy and woz?

Not newsworthy enough for CNN, for several reasons.

those being?

doubt she'll answer seriously krista, it feels exactly like we just went through a breakup and we're at the stage where you ignore me generally but make little cruel comments about me then cut and run when i approach you and i'm stuck in the odd place of trying to be nice because i know i ####ed up somewhat and just hoping we can be cordial again and, perhaps, become booty calls for one another.

 

[parasaurolophus]

this stops now.is this argument funny? nois this argument going to end? nois this related to dating in any way shape or form? no

I was checking cnn.com to see if Wisconsin and Minnesota were now dating.

what about larry boy and woz?

Not newsworthy enough for CNN, for several reasons.

those being?

doubt she'll answer seriously krista, it feels exactly like we just went through a breakup and we're at the stage where you ignore me generally but make little cruel comments about me then cut and run when i approach you and i'm stuck in the odd place of trying to be nice because i know i ####ed up somewhat and just hoping we can be cordial again and, perhaps, become booty calls for one another.

 

[krista4]

Was going to have my first attempt at an iDate tonight, but now I need to reschedule it. I'm really not cut out for any of this. I think we'll need to rely on Sister Havana as our only female iDater.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Was going to have my first attempt at an iDate tonight, but now I need to reschedule it. I'm really not cut out for any of this. I think we'll need to rely on Sister Havana as our only female iDater.

how come you need to reschedule?just not really interested?

 

[krista4]

Was going to have my first attempt at an iDate tonight, but now I need to reschedule it. I'm really not cut out for any of this. I think we'll need to rely on Sister Havana as our only female iDater.

how come you need to reschedule?just not really interested?

We were getting together at 7, and I now have work meetings until 7. Also stressed about getting both all my work and all my errands done before Friday (FF draft followed by going to the airport at 3 a.m.), so just not a good time to try to meet someone for the first time.Also, as always, not interested.

 

[BassNBrew]

Here's a question I get a lot, how would you answer it:3. Which of the following things would you rather have lots of?A) respectB) moneyC) fameD) power

A is the clear choice here, though I used to enter my own choice (E) of "time".

time - it's my only limiting factor.Thank goodness I don't have to elaborate on how much of it I piss away here.

 

[Sister Havana]

Was going to have my first attempt at an iDate tonight, but now I need to reschedule it. I'm really not cut out for any of this. I think we'll need to rely on Sister Havana as our only female iDater.

Does this mean I need to pick up the pace here?

 

[Disco Stu]

Anybody have a good incest joke?

BTW, if you do a google search of "incest joke" a FFA thread shows up on page 4.

 

[krista4]

Was going to have my first attempt at an iDate tonight, but now I need to reschedule it. I'm really not cut out for any of this. I think we'll need to rely on Sister Havana as our only female iDater.

Does this mean I need to pick up the pace here?

You've been doing a good job already.

 

[Keys Myaths]

I feel like the guys are falling way behind. Alias, Woz, Larry...pick up my slack, please.

 

[Disco Stu]

I feel like the guys are falling way behind. Alias, Woz, Larry...pick up my slack, please.

I have a date tonight. Not an iGirl though.

 

[Keys Myaths]

I feel like the guys are falling way behind. Alias, Woz, Larry...pick up my slack, please.

I have a date tonight. Not an iGirl though.

Yeah. I'm getting into a bad situation myself here at work, quite honestly. Have to put a stop to that before we even go out.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I feel like the guys are falling way behind. Alias, Woz, Larry...pick up my slack, please.

I have a date tonight. Not an iGirl though.

Not sure if tapping your foot in an airport bathroom stall really counts as a date.

 

[Disco Stu]

So furley what do you think about this message?ps. do you like any of these things? Pets, books, eyeglasses, wine, politics, long vacations, making dinner, blue hair, hot pink sheets, sound, friction, long walks, chaos into sense, lady into fox.

I like sound!

I totally just stole this.

how did it go?

Unread so far. Sent just before previous post.She sounded like someone who would enjoy it based on the start to her profile...

Not sure what one can expect from reading these personal ads, they all sound the same and seriously lack individuality. I guess that's to be determined upon meeting, but you get the picture. Like others on this site, I have a pulse and enjoy a variety of activities.

I modified your ps just slightly. Full message...

As luck would have it I also have a pulse and enjoy a variety of activities. But now you have me wondering if my profile sounds the same as the rest. I don't really feel like browsing male profiles to find out though. Can you take a look and let me know?Anxiously awaiting your reply,Stups. Do you like any of these things? Pets, books, eyeglasses, wine, movies, long vacations, making dinner, blue hair, hot pink sheets, sound, gravity, long walks, chaos into sense, lady into fox.

Still unread.

 

[Disco Stu]

I feel like the guys are falling way behind. Alias, Woz, Larry...pick up my slack, please.

I have a date tonight. Not an iGirl though.

Not sure if tapping your foot in an airport bathroom stall really counts as a date.

 

[larry_boy_44]

larry_boy_44 date #1 = next Tuesday or Thursday night }=o)

WOO HOO!!

got her phone #, too }=o)

 

[parasaurolophus]

larry_boy_44 date #1 = next Tuesday or Thursday night }=o)WOO HOO!!got her phone #, too }=o)

NICE!!!Need us to hold up signs?

 

[larry_boy_44]

larry_boy_44 date #1 = next Tuesday or Thursday night }=o)WOO HOO!!got her phone #, too }=o)

NICE!!!Need us to hold up signs?

probably...she gave me her # in the eharmony message to call her and confirm when we meet }=o)how long should I wait? Should I call tonight? Wait 'til tomorow? Thursday??this is what she wrote, BTW:

I'd totally be up for Ice Cream : ) Next week Tuesday or Thursday might be good good days for that for me because I should be out in the area already those days. This week is insanely packed for me, because <job stuff>. But I think I'll risk giving my number here, cauze it'd be fun to meet you! <phone number>- <name>

 

[parasaurolophus]

larry_boy_44 date #1 = next Tuesday or Thursday night }=o)WOO HOO!!got her phone #, too }=o)

NICE!!!Need us to hold up signs?

probably...she gave me her # in the eharmony message to call her and confirm when we meet }=o)how long should I wait? Should I call tonight? Wait 'til tomorow? Thursday??this is what she wrote, BTW:

I'd totally be up for Ice Cream : ) Next week Tuesday or Thursday might be good good days for that for me because I should be out in the area already those days. This week is insanely packed for me, because <job stuff>. But I think I'll risk giving my number here, cauze it'd be fun to meet you! <phone number>- <name>

6 days

 

[krista4]

larry_boy_44 date #1 = next Tuesday or Thursday night }=o)WOO HOO!!got her phone #, too }=o)

NICE!!!Need us to hold up signs?

probably...she gave me her # in the eharmony message to call her and confirm when we meet }=o)how long should I wait? Should I call tonight? Wait 'til tomorow? Thursday??this is what she wrote, BTW:

I'd totally be up for Ice Cream : ) Next week Tuesday or Thursday might be good good days for that for me because I should be out in the area already those days. This week is insanely packed for me, because <job stuff>. But I think I'll risk giving my number here, cauze it'd be fun to meet you! <phone number>- <name>

Nice job, larry! You should shoot for the Tuesday meeting. I'd wait until tomorrow to call and make the arrangements.

 

[Sister Havana]

Woohoo! Is this with blonde2?

 

[larry_boy_44]

Woohoo! Is this with blonde2?

 

[larry_boy_44]

larry_boy_44 date #1 = next Tuesday or Thursday night }=o)WOO HOO!!got her phone #, too }=o)

NICE!!!Need us to hold up signs?

probably...she gave me her # in the eharmony message to call her and confirm when we meet }=o)how long should I wait? Should I call tonight? Wait 'til tomorow? Thursday??this is what she wrote, BTW:

I'd totally be up for Ice Cream : ) Next week Tuesday or Thursday might be good good days for that for me because I should be out in the area already those days. This week is insanely packed for me, because <job stuff>. But I think I'll risk giving my number here, cauze it'd be fun to meet you! <phone number>- <name>

Nice job, larry! You should shoot for the Tuesday meeting. I'd wait until tomorrow to call and make the arrangements.

yeah, I kind of figured tomorow would be good, especially since that is the first message I got from her in like 5 days...

 

[Disco Stu]

6 days

Money.

 

[Keys Myaths]

larry_boy_44 date #1 = next Tuesday or Thursday night }=o)WOO HOO!!got her phone #, too }=o)

Good for you, kid.Seriously. (BTW--you still owe me a resume)

 

[Keys Myaths]

Woohoo! Is this with blonde2?

No ####!Whoa. I'm humbled.

 

[parasaurolophus]

6 days

Money.

was hoping people got that

 

[larry_boy_44]

larry_boy_44 date #1 = next Tuesday or Thursday night }=o)WOO HOO!!got her phone #, too }=o)

Good for you, kid.Seriously. (BTW--you still owe me a resume)

you are getting it tonight...getting it together and everything, took a little longer than I expected it to (read: I had one, but can't find it on my PC anymore so I had to redo it)....

 

[larry_boy_44]

6 days

is this a reference to Swingers??is something wrong with me if I've never seen Swingers?

 

[Disco Stu]

6 days

is this a reference to Swingers??is something wrong with me if I've never seen Swingers?

Yes and yes.Some "our baby's all growns up" references are in order but rather pointless if they'll go over your head.

Link.

 

[larry_boy_44]

6 days

is this a reference to Swingers??is something wrong with me if I've never seen Swingers?

Yes and yes.Some "our baby's all growns up" references are in order but rather pointless if they'll go over your head.

Link.

:makes note to go and rent Swingers:lol

Swingers and Heroes... my unemployed time = well spent! }=o)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Congrats, LB.

She's a hottie.

 

[larry_boy_44]

Congrats, LB.She's a hottie.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Congrats, LB.She's a hottie.

Krista will be jealous.

 

[krista4]

Congrats, LB.She's a hottie.

Krista will be jealous.

You know, for a second I thought this would be my first good opportunity to set up an alias, somehow playing on the krista jealousy thing, and then I realized my alias would be...krista4. So it didn't seem so funny then.Anyway, what the hell is this question supposed to accomplish?

Do you consider yourself physically affectionate when involved in a relationship?A) Sure, I love to hold hands, hug and give casual kisses. B) I'm moderately affectionate. I like to hold hands and exchange hugs. C) I do like a small amount of physical affection. D) I don't consider myself a very physically affectionate person.

ETA: I think for fun I'm going to fill in E) DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!

 

[larry_boy_44]

Congrats, LB.She's a hottie.

Krista will be jealous.

You know, for a second I thought this would be my first good opportunity to set up an alias, somehow playing on the krista jealousy thing, and then I realized my alias would be...krista4. So it didn't seem so funny then.Anyway, what the hell is this question supposed to accomplish?

Do you consider yourself physically affectionate when involved in a relationship?A) Sure, I love to hold hands, hug and give casual kisses. B) I'm moderately affectionate. I like to hold hands and exchange hugs. C) I do like a small amount of physical affection. D) I don't consider myself a very physically affectionate person.

ETA: I think for fun I'm going to fill in E) DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!

my ex was like that... I ####### HATED it...ugh...and then randomly she'd be like all up on me and stuff... and then suddenly it'd be back to "DON'T TOUCH ME!"yes, she was insane, I know... lolI think its just gauging how physically affectionate you are... some poeple always want to touch, some people don't really care... although its asking it in a pretty stupid way...

 

[Alias]

Congrats, LB.She's a hottie.

Krista will be jealous.

You know, for a second I thought this would be my first good opportunity to set up an alias, somehow playing on the krista jealousy thing, and then I realized my alias would be...krista4. So it didn't seem so funny then.Anyway, what the hell is this question supposed to accomplish?

Do you consider yourself physically affectionate when involved in a relationship?A) Sure, I love to hold hands, hug and give casual kisses. B) I'm moderately affectionate. I like to hold hands and exchange hugs. C) I do like a small amount of physical affection. D) I don't consider myself a very physically affectionate person.

ETA: I think for fun I'm going to fill in E) DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!

I think it boils down to PDA, but I could be wrong - I actually think there is a different PDA question to choose from.

 

[Capella]

put it in her butt, larry ( }=o)

 

[Woz]

question for you guys. i just got a new picture of me that i like a lot. it's the most recent picture of me i have within like a year. my only hesitation is that i have a cigar in my mouth (its chilling up in the boundary waters of MN w/ my uncle - very cool picture) and i'm wondering if girls would be turned off by this. if anything, i can't stand smoking and the truth is i barely made it maybe a quarter of the way down the thing before i had to put it out. think i should put it up anyways?

 

[Woz]

put it in her butt, larry ( }=o)

shark moveall the benefits of option 2 with maybe only 1 of the consequences (AIDS)

 

[krista4]

Interesting tidbit in the "additional information" part of a guy who contacted me:

I'm in a wheelchair. I still make a living, get around and pretty much don't let anything hold me back. I'm not about to let life pass me by. If this is a problem for you, no harm, no foul, I wish you luck. However, I insist upon being up front and honest about it. If this is not an obstacle for you, maybe we should talk.

I don't think I care, but it was just surprising. FWIW, which isn't much, he's a really good-looking guy.

 

[Woz]

Interesting tidbit in the "additional information" part of a guy who contacted me:

I'm in a wheelchair. I still make a living, get around and pretty much don't let anything hold me back. I'm not about to let life pass me by. If this is a problem for you, no harm, no foul, I wish you luck. However, I insist upon being up front and honest about it. If this is not an obstacle for you, maybe we should talk.

I don't think I care, but it was just surprising. FWIW, which isn't much, he's a really good-looking guy.

wow. honestly i admire his honesty and think that's cool. if she were female and i was attracted to her i'd give her a shot. if i found out i couldn't handle it then that's cool, but i'd certainly have a drink with her

 

[krista4]

question for you guys. i just got a new picture of me that i like a lot. it's the most recent picture of me i have within like a year. my only hesitation is that i have a cigar in my mouth (its chilling up in the boundary waters of MN w/ my uncle - very cool picture) and i'm wondering if girls would be turned off by this. if anything, i can't stand smoking and the truth is i barely made it maybe a quarter of the way down the thing before i had to put it out. think i should put it up anyways?

Photoshop it to look like a penis. Chicks dig that. HTH.

 

[Woz]

question for you guys. i just got a new picture of me that i like a lot. it's the most recent picture of me i have within like a year. my only hesitation is that i have a cigar in my mouth (its chilling up in the boundary waters of MN w/ my uncle - very cool picture) and i'm wondering if girls would be turned off by this. if anything, i can't stand smoking and the truth is i barely made it maybe a quarter of the way down the thing before i had to put it out. think i should put it up anyways?

Photoshop it to look like a penis. Chicks dig that. HTH.

:sigh:

 

[BassNBrew]

question for you guys. i just got a new picture of me that i like a lot. it's the most recent picture of me i have within like a year. my only hesitation is that i have a cigar in my mouth (its chilling up in the boundary waters of MN w/ my uncle - very cool picture) and i'm wondering if girls would be turned off by this. if anything, i can't stand smoking and the truth is i barely made it maybe a quarter of the way down the thing before i had to put it out. think i should put it up anyways?

Photoshop it to look like a penis. Chicks dig that. HTH.

 

[krista4]

A guy contacted me whose job is "Embryonic Stem-Cell Researcher and Attorney". All I could think was this match was meant for Woz, so that they could talk about abortion and law all in the same date!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Interesting tidbit in the "additional information" part of a guy who contacted me:

I'm in a wheelchair. I still make a living, get around and pretty much don't let anything hold me back. I'm not about to let life pass me by. If this is a problem for you, no harm, no foul, I wish you luck. However, I insist upon being up front and honest about it. If this is not an obstacle for you, maybe we should talk.

I don't think I care, but it was just surprising. FWIW, which isn't much, he's a really good-looking guy.

Begs the questions of "why" and "does it still work"

 

[Capella]

Interesting tidbit in the "additional information" part of a guy who contacted me:

I'm in a wheelchair. I still make a living, get around and pretty much don't let anything hold me back. I'm not about to let life pass me by. If this is a problem for you, no harm, no foul, I wish you luck. However, I insist upon being up front and honest about it. If this is not an obstacle for you, maybe we should talk.

I don't think I care, but it was just surprising. FWIW, which isn't much, he's a really good-looking guy.

would be kind of weird, no?

 

[Keys Myaths]

Congrats, LB.She's a hottie.

Krista will be jealous.

You know, for a second I thought this would be my first good opportunity to set up an alias, somehow playing on the krista jealousy thing, and then I realized my alias would be...krista4. So it didn't seem so funny then.Anyway, what the hell is this question supposed to accomplish?

Do you consider yourself physically affectionate when involved in a relationship?A) Sure, I love to hold hands, hug and give casual kisses. B) I'm moderately affectionate. I like to hold hands and exchange hugs. C) I do like a small amount of physical affection. D) I don't consider myself a very physically affectionate person.

ETA: I think for fun I'm going to fill in E) DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!

This is actually one of my questions. C or D gets a close from me.