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***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (3 Viewers)
- Thread starter Capella
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lastresort66
Crude Noisemaker
After much waiting, here's my pick. The requirements for my pick are as follows:
1. Needs to be a SS
2. Needs to be a Lefty or Switch-hitter
3. Needs to be a slick defender
4. Needs to hit for decent average
5. Needs to steal some bases for me
Thankfully, I found that guy:
SS Omar Vizquel- bio
9 time Gold Glover, averages 24 SB's per 162, has hit .275/.341/.358 for career, has a career .983 FP, is a switch hitter. I say he qualifies at this point. He could platoon with Reese against tough righties.
1. Needs to be a SS
2. Needs to be a Lefty or Switch-hitter
3. Needs to be a slick defender
4. Needs to hit for decent average
5. Needs to steal some bases for me
Thankfully, I found that guy:
SS Omar Vizquel- bio
9 time Gold Glover, averages 24 SB's per 162, has hit .275/.341/.358 for career, has a career .983 FP, is a switch hitter. I say he qualifies at this point. He could platoon with Reese against tough righties.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Grease II is an American classic. Don't hate.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
As a kid, I thought it was pretty naughty.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Now I know you're
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
What is this, open mic night?you, a chick and an orifice?No fishing. But as far as I know there are no ribs in the spot, just me and a chick in an office.Now I know you're
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
I miss This could be Nipsey.
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
There you go
I must say, I'm feeling pretty sheepish to learn third-hand that you're also Mr. Ham. What a disappointment. It's on par with finding out that Santa is ####### my mom.
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
And incidentally, Zmed, I am also sad to admit that my father has a FRAMED and autographed picture of William Shatner (in black & white) in his T.J. Hooker uniform. The pic is on display in his study no less.It's matted and has an authentic patch from the police uniform used in the show displayed beneath it in the same frame. 
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Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY LYING!!!!!
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
This is true. I've talked to them both, and Mr. Ham is way smarter than Nipsey. But I like them both equally.And Nipsey's funnier.I'M AM NOT MR. HAM.(that's a fact)There you go
lastresort66
Crude Noisemaker
Emailed pick to UCONN. As with most of my late-round picks, I'd suprised if he was selected by Spock or Pumpnick, so he's the only name I'm submitting.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Actually, I think Ham is the dummy.This is true. I've talked to them both, and Mr. Ham is way smarter than Nipsey. But I like them both equally.And Nipsey's funnier.I'M AM NOT MR. HAM.(that's a fact)There you go
Capella
Footballguy
Nipsey, any way you can get into an Outback spot, and send us some free Bloomin' Onion coupons? You can play one of those fake Aussie h0m0s.Maybe you can be in a new Wendy's spot..they got rid of that Mr. Wendy shtick, right? Maybe they just had the wrong guy to play that. 
I think you would have to assumeActually, I think Ham is the dummy.This is true. I've talked to them both, and Mr. Ham is way smarter than Nipsey. But I like them both equally.And Nipsey's funnier.I'M AM NOT MR. HAM.(that's a fact)There you go
on the whole post. Nipsey's not actually funny.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
since when am i serious?I think you would have to assumeActually, I think Ham is the dummy.This is true. I've talked to them both, and Mr. Ham is way smarter than Nipsey. But I like them both equally.And Nipsey's funnier.I'M AM NOT MR. HAM.(that's a fact)There you go
