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***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (2 Viewers)

"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one. Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher. Ozzie at SS. Some other dudes.""Nice. Good backflips. Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."

 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one. Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher. Ozzie at SS. Some other dudes.""Nice. Good backflips. Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
:rotflmao:
 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one. Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher. Ozzie at SS. Some other dudes.""Nice. Good backflips. Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
reminds of the old "Peter's on the mound, Jesus behind the plate" bit."PETER DENIES HIM!
 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one. Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher. Ozzie at SS. Some other dudes.""Nice. Good backflips. Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
reminds of the old "Peter's on the mound, Jesus behind the plate" bit."PETER DENIES HIM!
great bit :thumbup:
 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one. Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher. Ozzie at SS. Some other dudes.""Nice. Good backflips. Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
"Hey Pickles, good luck in the FFA all-time shtick vote today.""Thanks.""Who's shtick did you draft?""Nipsey's. He's one of the best""Very nice. Who's your opponent?""Nipsey.""Ouch."
 
Spock continues to put his middle finger up to the FFA and selects:

Joe Kelley - OF
Who?
exactlydoesn't he have like 17 outfielders from 1890 now?
he's going for 100% small ball, and frankly, I love it. can't wait to see how he does with it.
yeah I think it's pretty cool myself..interested to see how it works.plus, he may be the first ever answer in a poll here to get 0 votes.
could be. i don't think his team looks bad at all. i'd roll with it over larry's any day.
 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one. Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher. Ozzie at SS. Some other dudes.""Nice. Good backflips. Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
"Hey Pickles, good luck in the FFA all-time shtick vote today.""Thanks.""Who's shtick did you draft?""Nipsey's. He's one of the best""Very nice. Who's your opponent?""Nipsey.""Ouch."
:rotflmao: :goodposting: :own3d:
 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one.  Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher.  Ozzie at SS.  Some other dudes.""Nice.  Good backflips.  Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
reminds of the old "Peter's on the mound, Jesus behind the plate" bit."PETER DENIES HIM!
great bit :thumbup:
A little action in the Bethlehem bullpen. It's MOSES! Just called up from the Burning Bush Leagues, he's already known around the big leagues for that lighting fast pickoff move, reminding would be runners that THOU shalt not steal!
 
Spock continues to put his middle finger up to the FFA and selects:

Joe Kelley - OF
Who?
exactlydoesn't he have like 17 outfielders from 1890 now?
he's going for 100% small ball, and frankly, I love it. can't wait to see how he does with it.
yeah I think it's pretty cool myself..interested to see how it works.plus, he may be the first ever answer in a poll here to get 0 votes.
could be. i don't think his team looks bad at all. i'd roll with it over larry's any day.
:yes: I would too. Don't expect many others to see it that way, since they don't have the 'names' people can identify.

 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one. Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher. Ozzie at SS. Some other dudes.""Nice. Good backflips. Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
"Hey Pickles, good luck in the FFA all-time shtick vote today.""Thanks.""Who's shtick did you draft?""Nipsey's. He's one of the best""Very nice. Who's your opponent?""Nipsey.""Ouch."
"Hey Nipsey, good luck in the back patting competition today.""Thanks, man.""Who are you gonna pat on the back?""Myself.""Ouch."
 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one.  Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher.  Ozzie at SS.  Some other dudes.""Nice.  Good backflips.  Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
"Hey Pickles, good luck in the FFA all-time shtick vote today.""Thanks.""Who's shtick did you draft?""Nipsey's. He's one of the best""Very nice. Who's your opponent?""Nipsey.""Ouch."
"Hey Nipsey, good luck in the back patting competition today.""Thanks, man.""Who are you gonna pat on the back?""Myself.""Ouch."
I smell Tommy John surgery.
 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one.  Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher.  Ozzie at SS.  Some other dudes.""Nice.  Good backflips.  Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
"Hey Pickles, good luck in the FFA all-time shtick vote today.""Thanks.""Who's shtick did you draft?""Nipsey's. He's one of the best""Very nice. Who's your opponent?""Nipsey.""Ouch."
"Hey Nipsey, good luck in the back patting competition today.""Thanks, man.""Who are you gonna pat on the back?""Myself.""Ouch."
I smell Tommy John surgery.
Set up us the all time greatest players named after medical procedures draft.
 
SSpock's team so far:

1 2 Spock SP Sandy Koufax

2 31 Spock SP Nolan Ryan

3 34 Spock SP Steve Carlton

4 63 Spock 2B Frankie Frisch

5 66 Spock OF Tony Gwynn

6 95 Spock 1B Cap Anson

7 98 Spock OF Paul Waner

8 127 Spock OF Joe Kelley

That's some on-base-gettin' MFs.

:gang:

 
SSpock's team so far:

1 2 Spock SP Sandy Koufax

2 31 Spock SP Nolan Ryan

3 34 Spock SP Steve Carlton

4 63 Spock 2B Frankie Frisch

5 66 Spock OF Tony Gwynn

6 95 Spock 1B Cap Anson

7 98 Spock OF Paul Waner

8 127 Spock OF Joe Kelley

That's some on-base-gettin' MFs.

:gang:
his rotation is licensed to ill. :confused:

 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one.  Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher.  Ozzie at SS.  Some other dudes.""Nice.  Good backflips.  Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
"Hey Pickles, good luck in the FFA all-time shtick vote today.""Thanks.""Who's shtick did you draft?""Nipsey's. He's one of the best""Very nice. Who's your opponent?""Nipsey.""Ouch."
"Hey Nipsey, good luck in the back patting competition today.""Thanks, man.""Who are you gonna pat on the back?""Myself.""Ouch."
Yeah? Well the jerkstore called and they're out of you!
 
SSpock's team so far:

1 2 Spock SP Sandy Koufax

2 31 Spock SP Nolan Ryan

3 34 Spock SP Steve Carlton

4 63 Spock 2B Frankie Frisch

5 66 Spock OF Tony Gwynn

6 95 Spock 1B Cap Anson

7 98 Spock OF Paul Waner

8 127 Spock OF Joe Kelley

That's some on-base-gettin' MFs.

:gang:
his rotation is licensed to ill. :confused:
That rotation is awesome--definitely the second best group of pitchers.
 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one.  Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher.  Ozzie at SS.  Some other dudes.""Nice.  Good backflips.  Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
"Hey Pickles, good luck in the FFA all-time shtick vote today.""Thanks.""Who's shtick did you draft?""Nipsey's. He's one of the best""Very nice. Who's your opponent?""Nipsey.""Ouch."
"Hey Nipsey, good luck in the back patting competition today.""Thanks, man.""Who are you gonna pat on the back?""Myself.""Ouch."
Yeah? Well the jerkstore called and they're out of you!
Yeah, well, you're their best seller!
 
SSpock's team so far:

1 2 Spock SP Sandy Koufax

2 31 Spock SP Nolan Ryan

3 34 Spock SP Steve Carlton

4 63 Spock 2B Frankie Frisch

5 66 Spock OF Tony Gwynn

6 95 Spock 1B Cap Anson

7 98 Spock OF Paul Waner

8 127 Spock OF Joe Kelley

That's some on-base-gettin' MFs.

:gang:
his rotation is licensed to ill. :confused:
That rotation is awesome--definitely the second best group of pitchers.
I agree there "Young-Feller"....
 
"Looks like Pickles is facing Nispey in the baseball sim.""Should be a good one.  Who's Nipsey got?""Cy Young at pitcher.  Ozzie at SS.  Some other dudes.""Nice.  Good backflips.  Who's Pickles got?""Lou Gehrig without the disease.""So the ALS is on the DL?""You got it.""Ouch."
"Hey Pickles, good luck in the FFA all-time shtick vote today.""Thanks.""Who's shtick did you draft?""Nipsey's. He's one of the best""Very nice. Who's your opponent?""Nipsey.""Ouch."
"Hey Nipsey, good luck in the back patting competition today.""Thanks, man.""Who are you gonna pat on the back?""Myself.""Ouch."
Yeah? Well the jerkstore called and they're out of you!
Yeah, well, you're their best seller!
Well I had sex with your wife!
 
SSpock's team so far:

1 2 Spock SP Sandy Koufax

2 31 Spock SP Nolan Ryan

3 34 Spock SP Steve Carlton

4 63 Spock 2B Frankie Frisch

5 66 Spock OF Tony Gwynn

6 95 Spock 1B Cap Anson

7 98 Spock OF Paul Waner

8 127 Spock OF Joe Kelley

That's some on-base-gettin' MFs.

:gang:
his rotation is licensed to ill. :confused:
That rotation is awesome--definitely the second best group of pitchers.
I agree there "Young-Feller"....
That was witty--really witty. :rotflmao: However,2.9 Harrier -- SP Grover Cleveland Alexander

3.8 Harrier -- SP Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown

5.8 Harrier -- SP Ed Walsh

Wow.

 
UPDATED DRAFT

1 1 pumpnick SP Walter Johnson

1 2 Spock SP Sandy Koufax

1 3 lastresort OF Babe Ruth

1 4 Capella OF Willie Mays

1 5 Nipsey SP Cy Young

1 6 Sammy3469 OF Ted Williams

1 7 Pickles 1B Lou Gehrig

1 8 Harrier OF Barry Bonds

1 9 Doug B OF Stan Musial

1 10 bogart 2B Rogers Hornsby

1 11 Koya SP Lefty Grove

1 12 funkley OF Ty Cobb

1 13 Kraft OF Hank Aaron

1 14 UCONN OF Mickey Mantle

1 15 Spartans SS Honus Wagner

1 16 Larryboy SP Christy Mathewson

2 17 Larryboy SP Roger Clemens

2 18 Spartans SP Pedro Martinez

2 19 UCONN OF Tris Speaker

2 20 Kraft OF Joe DiMaggio

2 21 funkley 1B Jimmie Fox

2 22 Koya 3B Mike Schmidt

2 23 bogart OF Rickey Henderson

2 24 Doug B SP Warren Spahn

2 25 Harrier SP Grover Cleveland (Pete) Alexander

2 26 Pickles OF Frank Robinson

2 27 Sammy3469 3B Eddie Matthews

2 28 Nipsey 2B Joe Morgan

2 29 Capella 1B Pete Rose

2 30 lastresort 2B Eddie Collins

2 31 Spock SP Nolan Ryan

2 32 pumpnick 2B Nap Lajoie

3 33 pumpnick SP Greg Maddux

3 34 Spock SP Steve Carlton

3 35 lastresort 1B Mark McGwire

3 36 Capella SP Randy Johnson

3 37 Nipsey OF Joe Jackson

3 38 Sammy3469 SS Ernie Banks

3 39 Pickles OF Mel Ott

3 40 Harrier SP Mordecai Brown

3 41 Doug B 3B George Brett

3 42 bogart OF Billy Hamilton

3 43 Koya SP Tom Seaver

3 44 funkley 3B Harmon Killebrew

3 45 Kraft SP Bob Gibson

3 46 UCONN 2B Jackie Robinson

3 47 Spartans SP Hal Newhouser

3 48 Larryboy 2B Charlie Gehringer

4 49 Larryboy 1B Frank Thomas

4 50 Spartans OF Carl Yastrzemski

4 51 UCONN SS Arky Vaughan

4 52 Kraft 1B George Sisler

4 53 funkley SP Juan Marichal

4 54 Koya CF Ken Griffey, Jr.

4 55 bogart C Mickey Cochrane

4 56 Doug B OF Tim Raines

4 57 Harrier C Mike Piazza

4 58 Pickles C Yogi Berra

4 59 Sammy3469 2B Rod Carew

4 60 Nipsey 1B Hank Greenberg

4 61 Capella OF Roberto Clemente

4 62 lastresort 3B Wade Boggs

4 63 Spock 2B Frankie Frisch

4 64 pumpnick OF Duke Snider

5 65 pumpnick SP Carl Hubbell

5 66 Spock OF Tony Gwynn

5 67 lastresort OF Al Simmons

5 68 Capella C Johnny Bench

5 69 Nipsey SP Bob Feller

5 70 Sammy3469 OF Ed Delahanty

5 71 Pickles SP Whitey Ford

5 72 Harrier SP Ed Walsh

5 73 Doug B 1B Eddie Murray

5 74 bogart RF Reggie Jackson

5 75 Koya SS Alex Rodriguez

5 76 funkley 2B Roberto Alomar

5 77 Kraft SP Jim Palmer

5 78 UCONN OF Ralph Kiner

5 79 Spartans OF Harry Heilmann

5 80 Larryboy C Ivan Rodriguez

6 81 Larryboy SS Robin Yount

6 82 Spartans SP Dizzy Dean

6 83 UCONN SP Ferguson Jenkins

6 84 Kraft OF Al Kaline

6 85 funkley SS Joe Cronin

6 86 Koya 1B Johnny Mize

6 87 bogart SS Cal Ripken, Jr.

6 88 Doug B 2B Ryne Sandberg

6 89 Harrier SS Luke Appling

6 90 Pickles 2B Craig Biggio

6 91 Sammy3469 C Roy Campanella

6 92 Nipsey OF Lou Brock

6 93 Capella 1B Willie McCovey

6 94 lastresort SP Robin Roberts

6 95 Spock OF Cap Anson

6 96 pumpnick C Bill Dickey

7 97 pumpnick 1B Chuck Klein

7 98 Spock OF Paul Waner

7 99 lastresort SP Gaylord Perry

7 100 Capella OF Willie Stargell

7 101 Nipsey RP Dennis Eckersley

7 102 Sammy3469 SP Phil Niekro

7 103 Pickles SP Kid Nichols

7 104 Harrier 1B Jeff Bagwell

7 105 Doug B SP Eddie Plank

7 106 bogart SP Tim Keefe

7 107 Koya SP Dazzy Vance

7 108 funkley SP Rube Waddell

7 109 Kraft 3B Brooks Robinson

7 110 UCONN SP Don Drysdale

7 111 Spartans 3B Home Run Baker

7 112 Larryboy SP Tom Glavine

8 113 Larryboy OF Bernie Williams

8 114 Spartans SP Ron Guidry

8 115 UCONN SP Catfish Hunter

8 116 Kraft 2B Paul Molitor

8 117 funkley OF Goose Goslin

8 118 Koya SP Lefty Gomez

8 119 bogart SP Addie Joss

8 120 Doug B OF Sammy Sosa

8 121 Harrier 2B Cupid Childs

8 122 Pickles SS Barry Larkin

8 123 Sammy3469 1B Dan Brouthers

8 124 Nipsey SS Ozzie Smith

8 125 Capella SP Bert Blyleven

8 126 lastresort C Gary Carter

8 127 Spock OF Joe Kelley

8 128 pumpnick 3B/SS George Davis

9-1 pumpnick - OF Willie Keeler OF

9-2 Spock - SP Jim Bunning

9-3 lastresort - SS Pee Wee Reese

9-4 Capella - SS Luis Aparicio

9-5 Nipsey ON THE CLOCK

9-6 Sammy3469

9-7 Pickles

9-8 Harrier

9-3 Doug B

9-10 bogart

9-11 Koya

9-12 funkley

9-13 Kraft

9-14 UCONN

9-15 Spartans

9-16 Larryboy

 
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