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Nipsey, Chili's is my wife's favorite chain restaurant--actually, the only one she'll go to. But she loves it. Chili's-related gratuities will be most appreciated.
Chili's sucks dude. Horrible.I'm ashamed to even let Nipsey continue in this sim. I may ask the Arby's Oven Mitt to take over for him (good guy).
you got that right.
 
Nipsey, Chili's is my wife's favorite chain restaurant--actually, the only one she'll go to. But she loves it. Chili's-related gratuities will be most appreciated.
Chili's sucks dude. Horrible.I'm ashamed to even let Nipsey continue in this sim. I may ask the Arby's Oven Mitt to take over for him (good guy).
I've had worse, but I agree, Chili's is way overrated.Give me some O'Charleys any day. Or even Applebee's for that matter.
 
Nipsey, Chili's is my wife's favorite chain restaurant--actually, the only one she'll go to. But she loves it. Chili's-related gratuities will be most appreciated.
Chili's sucks dude. Horrible.I'm ashamed to even let Nipsey continue in this sim. I may ask the Arby's Oven Mitt to take over for him (good guy).
I gotta tell you, their presidente margarita, southwestern egg rolls, boneless teriyaki wings, and bacon cheeseburgers make our trips there palatable. Given that it's our one concession to middle-americana, I can take it.
 
Or even Applebee's for that matter.
Whoa, let's not get carried away here.
Look, when it's the only option for a "bar and grill" in your area because you live in the f'in backwoods, it tends to get overrated a tad.There's also a Ruby Tuesday's not too far away. They're absolutely horrible. Well, at least the one I live by is. Oh, by not too far away, I mean 35 miles. :bag:
 
Or even Applebee's for that matter.
Whoa, let's not get carried away here.
Look, when it's the only option for a "bar and grill" in your area because you live in the f'in backwoods, it tends to get overrated a tad.There's also a Ruby Tuesday's not too far away. They're absolutely horrible. Well, at least the one I live by is. Oh, by not too far away, I mean 35 miles. :bag:
Ruby Tuesday is vile. Everything on that menu will kill you. I'm talking massive coronary type death. There are only two options there: 1. fajitas or 2. salad bar.
 
Or even Applebee's for that matter.
Whoa, let's not get carried away here.
Look, when it's the only option for a "bar and grill" in your area because you live in the f'in backwoods, it tends to get overrated a tad.There's also a Ruby Tuesday's not too far away. They're absolutely horrible. Well, at least the one I live by is. Oh, by not too far away, I mean 35 miles. :bag:
Ruby Tuesday is vile. Everything on that menu will kill you. I'm talking massive coronary type death. There are only two options there: 1. fajitas or 2. salad bar.
:rotflmao: So funny, yet so true. However, I don't even trust their fajitas. The salad bar, I mean, how can you f' up salad? Just ask the people of Ruby Tuesday's. They restock their salad and salad condiments about as often as Michael Moore gets laid.
 
I think Spock said if he went MIA, his demon spawn was being born.

Whoever is up can pick.

Spock gets Rafael Santana, and a free plate of ribs, courtesy of Mr. Nipsey.
Yep. 8 pounds and 8 ounces.Who's up? :shrug:
you, and congrats on having no sleep for the next year and a half. :thumbup: in the meantime, I took the liberty to contruct a very rough layout of nipsey's next commercial.

SEE THE STORYBOARD HERE

I can't draw. :bag: It's supposed to be nipsey serenading a plate of ribs.

 
I think Spock said if he went MIA, his demon spawn was being born.Whoever is up can pick. Spock gets Rafael Santana, and a free plate of ribs, courtesy of Mr. Nipsey.
Yep. 8 pounds and 8 ounces.Who's up? :shrug:
Congrats dude! :banned: (We really need a cigar smoking Smiley for these types of occations)Oh and you're up :thumbup:Oh Yeah was it a Vulcan a Human of a half and half(Spock)?
 
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I think Spock said if he went MIA, his demon spawn was being born.

Whoever is up can pick.

Spock gets Rafael Santana, and a free plate of ribs, courtesy of Mr. Nipsey.
Yep. 8 pounds and 8 ounces.Who's up? :shrug:
you, and congrats on having no sleep for the next year and a half. :thumbup: in the meantime, I took the liberty to contruct a very rough layout of nipsey's next commercial.

SEE THE STORYBOARD HERE

I can't draw. :bag: It's supposed to be nipsey serenading a plate of ribs.
Decent effort but don't quit you old schtick, you're no Nipsey.
 
I think Spock said if he went MIA, his demon spawn was being born.

Whoever is up can pick.

Spock gets Rafael Santana, and a free plate of ribs, courtesy of Mr. Nipsey.
Yep. 8 pounds and 8 ounces.Who's up? :shrug:
you, and congrats on having no sleep for the next year and a half. :thumbup: in the meantime, I took the liberty to contruct a very rough layout of nipsey's next commercial.

SEE THE STORYBOARD HERE

I can't draw. :bag: It's supposed to be nipsey serenading a plate of ribs.
Decent effort but don't quit you old schtick, you're no Nipsey.
:cry: You're right, but I'm bored.

 
Anyone else watching that ultimate fighting series on Spike(Mondays at 11:00)?

 
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Andy Messersmith - SP

4 time All-Star

2 time Gold Glove winner

3 time Cy Young Top 5

4 time ERA top 5

4 time top 5 K's

And the kicker: ranks 6th in career Hits Allowed per 9 innings - 6.94 (Perfect for my ballpark)

By the way Nolan Ryan and Sandy Koufax rank #1 and #2 in career Hits Allowed per 9 innings. You think hitting it out is going to be tough with those dimemsions, just try getting a hit at all off these guys.

 
Anyone else watching that ultimate fighting series on Spike(Mondays at 11:00)?
I'm watching the All-White War (BYU-Utah) on ESPN.Caught the last half-hour of Dodgeball tonight. Painful.
 
Anyone else watching that ultimate fighting series on Spike(Mondays at 11:00)?
I'm watching the All-White War (BYU-Utah) on ESPN.Caught the last half-hour of Dodgeball tonight. Painful.
I watched the Celtics game for a while, lost interest at the Half(down 9) The NBA is sooo gross right now, how I long for 80's NBA. . . .
 
Anyone else watching that ultimate fighting series on Spike(Mondays at 11:00)?
I'm watching the All-White War (BYU-Utah) on ESPN.Caught the last half-hour of Dodgeball tonight. Painful.
I watched the Celtics game for a while, lost interest at the Half(down 9) The NBA is sooo gross right now, how I long for 80's NBA. . . .
You apparently haven't been watching Dwayne Wade, LeBron, and the Suns.
 
Andy Messersmith - SP

4 time All-Star

2 time Gold Glove winner

3 time Cy Young Top 5

4 time ERA top 5

4 time top 5 K's

And the kicker: ranks 6th in career Hits Allowed per 9 innings - 6.94 (Perfect for my ballpark)

By the way Nolan Ryan and Sandy Koufax rank #1 and #2 in career Hits Allowed per 9 innings. You think hitting it out is going to be tough with those dimemsions, just try getting a hit at all off these guys.
that's a nice pick by the way..slipped through the cracks.
 
Anyone else watching that ultimate fighting series on Spike(Mondays at 11:00)?
I'm watching the All-White War (BYU-Utah) on ESPN.Caught the last half-hour of Dodgeball tonight. Painful.
I watched the Celtics game for a while, lost interest at the Half(down 9) The NBA is sooo gross right now, how I long for 80's NBA. . . .
You apparently haven't been watching Dwayne Wade, LeBron, and the Suns.
Suns vs Celts was actually a pretty entertaining game on Friday night, Lebron was out last time the Cavs and Celts faced off :( I would say one in about fifteen games is somewhat entertaining. Even a lot of the close games turn into a foul shooting suck fest.
 
I miss This could be Nipsey.
(sorry, blew it the first time.)I miss This could be Nipsey too.
There you go :thumbup: I must say, I'm feeling pretty sheepish to learn third-hand that you're also Mr. Ham. What a disappointment. It's on par with finding out that Santa is ####### my mom.
Mr. Ham is Pantagaele or whatever...Pantagaele, however, is very likely Nipsey... :rotflmao:
 
Anyone else watching that ultimate fighting series on Spike(Mondays at 11:00)?
I'm watching the All-White War (BYU-Utah) on ESPN.Caught the last half-hour of Dodgeball tonight. Painful.
I watched the Celtics game for a while, lost interest at the Half(down 9) The NBA is sooo gross right now, how I long for 80's NBA. . . .
You apparently haven't been watching Dwayne Wade, LeBron, and the Suns.
Suns vs Celts was actually a pretty entertaining game on Friday night, Lebron was out last time the Cavs and Celts faced off :( I would say one in about fifteen games is somewhat entertaining. Even a lot of the close games turn into a foul shooting suck fest.
NBA League Pass--$109 for the rest of the year, and a good game almost every night rather than every 15 days.
 
Anyone else watching that ultimate fighting series on Spike(Mondays at 11:00)?
I'm watching the All-White War (BYU-Utah) on ESPN.Caught the last half-hour of Dodgeball tonight. Painful.
I watched the Celtics game for a while, lost interest at the Half(down 9) The NBA is sooo gross right now, how I long for 80's NBA. . . .
You apparently haven't been watching Dwayne Wade, LeBron, and the Suns.
Suns vs Celts was actually a pretty entertaining game on Friday night, Lebron was out last time the Cavs and Celts faced off :( I would say one in about fifteen games is somewhat entertaining. Even a lot of the close games turn into a foul shooting suck fest.
NBA League Pass--$109 for the rest of the year, and a good game almost every night rather than every 15 days.
I usually just have time to catch the Celtics, which unfortunatly is usually Eastern confrence crap for the most part.
 
Although it was quite entertaining watching everyone search high and low for quality lefthanded relief pitchers (Mike Myers :eek: ), I honestly can't believe this guy is available to me in the 25th round. I already have two quality left handed relief pitchers, so honeslty I wasn't looking for another, but there is just no possible way I can pass on this guy because he shouldn't be available this late:

Ron Perranoski - LH RP

 
he's my #5/6 starter
For your spring training split squad I presume.
:rotflmao: at split squad.those games always crack me up. one proven vet and 24 AA guys and they STILL have the nerve to charge full price.
Hey, I once saw Brian Daubach commit 4 errors in a spring training game at first base (only charged with 3). That was worth the price of admission alone.
 
Although it was quite entertaining watching everyone search high and low for quality lefthanded relief pitchers (Mike Myers :eek: ), I honestly can't believe this guy is available to me in the 25th round. I already have two quality left handed relief pitchers, so honeslty I wasn't looking for another, but there is just no possible way I can pass on this guy because he shouldn't be available this late:

Ron Perranoski - LH RP
great pick. i seriously thought he was gone already.
 
Ya know, when I was looking at the remaining pool of lefties, I was really looking for more of a reliever type in this spot, but when talent like this still is available, it's hard to pass up him and reach for a marginal talent just because the guy had a few saves in his career. Plus, he's a lefty, so he still fits the purpose.

LHP Bob Veale- bio

2 time All-star, 7 straight years of 200+ IP, 7 straight years of 170+ k's per season (4 of which, he went over 200 k's), career 3.07 ERA. Walked batter a little more than I'd like, but still had a career Strikeout/Walk ratio of about 2 to 1.

EDIT to add: Perranoski was mine, dammit.

 
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he's my #5/6 starter
For your spring training split squad I presume.
:rotflmao: at split squad.those games always crack me up. one proven vet and 24 AA guys and they STILL have the nerve to charge full price.
Hey, I once saw Brian Daubach commit 4 errors in a spring training game at first base (only charged with 3). That was worth the price of admission alone.
:D I always appreciated the 'hey is this #### over yet' feel each Spring Training game has.

The players really just don't care.

I wonder when a mod last checked in here? Bfred was right, we could have enough porn in here to even turn larry_boy into a Jenna Jameson fiend.

But Jesus, they copied the link and said it was just a videoclip of Frank Thomas..they said it was called 'The Big Hurt'.

 
I can't draw. :bag: It's supposed to be nipsey serenading a plate of ribs.
How did you know he had a stump?
he mentioned it on page 37.I'm exhausted, not sure who I want here, and it's actually a semi-important pick, so I'm going to crash. If Nipsey/Pickles want to pick, I'll just make my last selection in the morning. Don't wait for me.
 

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