***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (1 Viewer)

[Mr. Pickles]

Mel Ott: 4 HR, 13 RBI

 

[Kraft...]

I think the Fatigue thing was busted or something after game 2, All my guys have been 100% since even after 3 games today. Or maybe it has something to do with being home or away(i.e. fatigue is higher on the road)?

 

[Nipsey]

Mel Ott: 4 HR, 13 RBI

Hal Woodeshick just didn't have it today...(21 walks :rotflmao: )

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Mel Ott: 4 HR, 13 RBI

Hal Woodeshick just didn't have it today...(21 walks :rotflmao: )

Hal "Woodshed" Woodeshick. Have your buddy John make the necessary changes.

 

[Not Nipsey's Alias]

Mel Ott:  4 HR, 13 RBI 

Hal Woodeshick just didn't have it today...(21 walks :rotflmao: )

Hal "Woodshed" Woodeshick. Have your buddy John make the necessary changes.

I'm on it.

 

[Not Nipsey's Alias]

Mel Ott:  4 HR, 13 RBI  

Hal Woodeshick just didn't have it today...(21 walks :rotflmao: )

Hal "Woodshed" Woodeshick. Have your buddy John make the necessary changes.

I'm on it.

Umm, what am I changing again?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Mel Ott: 4 HR, 13 RBI

Hal Woodeshick just didn't have it today...(21 walks :rotflmao: )

Hal "Woodshed" Woodeshick. Have your buddy John make the necessary changes.

I'm on it.

Umm, what am I changing again?

You're trying to make Nipsey's team better, not worse..

 

[Nipsey]

Mel Ott:  4 HR, 13 RBI 

Hal Woodeshick just didn't have it today...(21 walks :rotflmao: )

Hal "Woodshed" Woodeshick. Have your buddy John make the necessary changes.

I'm on it.

Umm, what am I changing again?

You're trying to make Nipsey's team better, not worse..

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Mel Ott: 4 HR, 13 RBI

Hal Woodeshick just didn't have it today...(21 walks :rotflmao: )

Hal "Woodshed" Woodeshick. Have your buddy John make the necessary changes.

I'm on it.

Umm, what am I changing again?

You're trying to make Nipsey's team better, not worse..

"Ouch."

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Tim Laudner now has 3 HRs.I told you he's the best .191 of all time.

 

[Capella]

King Kelly c 3 0 0 0 0 2 2 .300

 

[Capella]

BRINGIN' IT HOME™ 4-2 0.667 - - W1 FSUCapella -

Cryogenics Rule 3-3 0.500 1 - W1 kopkinds -

Nips 2-4 0.333 2 - L1 nipsey -

"Ouch."

 

[Doug B]

Warren Spahn is no match for the powers of Tommy John.

Man ... my bats just laid down.Eddie Murray is slumping badly. Kluszewski may just have wrestled the other half of the platoon from Murray.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My 32-3 dismantling of the Cellar Dwellers ( ) took a bit out of my team. There weren't copious substitutions, so I'm gonna be a little thin in my next game.

 

[oso diablo]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams? the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

 

[Capella]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams? the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

 

[oso diablo]

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

my two teams each start series with such teams. juice away. i'm thinking $80-100 mm in salary. if not higher.

 

[Capella]

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

my two teams each start series with such teams. juice away. i'm thinking $80-100 mm in salary. if not higher.

yeah, think that's solid.I asked posty and rude dude if they wanted to take over my dummy teams because a) they expressed in interest in following the league and b) I don't want to be bothered with making changes for 3 teams.

 

[Funkley]

"Laaarrry Boy....come out and playyyyayyyy......Larrryyy Boy.....come out and playyyyayyyy..."Cue beer bottles tinkling.....I need to watch the Warriors again.

 

[Nipsey]

BRINGIN' IT HOME™ 4-2 0.667 - - W1 FSUCapella -

Cryogenics Rule 3-3 0.500 1 - W1 kopkinds -

Nips 2-4 0.333 2 - L1 nipsey -

"Ouch."

Bob Feller sucks in this thing. Rigged. Protest.

 

[Kraft...]

"Laaarrry Boy....come out and playyyyayyyy......Larrryyy Boy.....come out and playyyyayyyy..."Cue beer bottles tinkling.....I need to watch the Warriors again.

"CAN YOU DIG IT!?" :sirus:

 

[Politician Spock]

BRINGIN' IT HOME™ 4-2 0.667 - - W1 FSUCapella -

Cryogenics Rule 3-3 0.500 1 - W1 kopkinds -

Nips 2-4 0.333 2 - L1 nipsey -

"Ouch."

Bob Feller sucks in this thing. Rigged. Protest.

Not nearly as bad as Nolan Ryan. 2 starts, 7.2 IP, 17 hits, 11 walks, 14 earned runs. But hey, at least he has struke out 6.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams? the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Actually, I'd much prefer a higher level of competition. Just amazed at how lopsided some of these games can be. Ott went 5-5 with 4 HR, 3 BB and 13 RBI. That's just wrong.

 

[Funkley]

I would've never made the Colome team so bad except for the fact Cap made it clear he didn't want the dummy teams to affect the standings. The scewed stats are unfortunate but they'll be scewed for all of us. I did do a double take on Ott's stat line though.

 

[bentley]

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

my two teams each start series with such teams. juice away. i'm thinking $80-100 mm in salary. if not higher.

yeah, think that's solid.I asked posty and rude dude if they wanted to take over my dummy teams because a) they expressed in interest in following the league and b) I don't want to be bothered with making changes for 3 teams.

What effort's required with one of these dummy teams? I might be interested if those two aren't.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

my two teams each start series with such teams. juice away. i'm thinking $80-100 mm in salary. if not higher.

yeah, think that's solid.I asked posty and rude dude if they wanted to take over my dummy teams because a) they expressed in interest in following the league and b) I don't want to be bothered with making changes for 3 teams.

What effort's required with one of these dummy teams? I might be interested if those two aren't.

Next to none. As much or as little as you want, really.

 

[bentley]

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

my two teams each start series with such teams. juice away. i'm thinking $80-100 mm in salary. if not higher.

yeah, think that's solid.I asked posty and rude dude if they wanted to take over my dummy teams because a) they expressed in interest in following the league and b) I don't want to be bothered with making changes for 3 teams.

What effort's required with one of these dummy teams? I might be interested if those two aren't.

Next to none. As much or as little as you want, really.

Sweet. Can I play? I've always dreamed of being your whipping boy.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

my two teams each start series with such teams. juice away. i'm thinking $80-100 mm in salary. if not higher.

yeah, think that's solid.I asked posty and rude dude if they wanted to take over my dummy teams because a) they expressed in interest in following the league and b) I don't want to be bothered with making changes for 3 teams.

What effort's required with one of these dummy teams? I might be interested if those two aren't.

Next to none. As much or as little as you want, really.

Sweet. Can I play? I've always dreamed of being your whipping boy.

You'll have to ask one of the guys with the dummy teams.. I think oso diablo and cappy are in charge there.

 

[10993]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams? the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

I disagree with this completely. They're not supposed to win games.

 

[10993]

"Ouch."

mrharrier 14, Nipsey 2.Ouch.

 

[Capella]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams?  the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

I disagree with this completely. They're not supposed to win games.

I knew you would be up in arms.I don't want them to win games..I just don't want to see 32-4 scores.

Bent>if one of those two decline, or Oso wants to give up his, you ARE IN.

 

[10993]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams? the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

I disagree with this completely. They're not supposed to win games.

I knew you would be up in arms.I don't want them to win games..I just don't want to see 32-4 scores.

Yeah, geez. I can't believe I flew off the handle like that. I'm sorry. It's just been a bad night, that's all. I just got an audit notice from the IRS--at work, no less--and then on the way home this punk kid on a skateboard swerved out in front of me, and I dinged him. He didn't look to go down that hard, and he had a helmet on, so there's no way I was sticking around to hear him spin that story to the police. But then I get home, and my wife wants to know what the dent was, and I lied first, told her I hit a tree pulling out of the parking lot, and she's like "Oh, that must have been a pretty big tree, and how exactly was it not round, and not straight up and down?" So then when I finally told her, she went nuts, and started crying for the next four hours about how she's sure they'll find me and we're never going to see one another again. And then my daughter keeps coming out of her room, crying and upset because her mother is crying, but she wants to know why I won't let her go out tonight with her idiot boyfriend, this smarmy little pothead she likes. Anyway, I'm probably about halfway through a bottle of Jim Beam now, and that's the doorbell--if it's her boyfriend I'll likely beat his face in.But sorry about the overreaction. I guess upping the strength of those teams is fine.

 

[Capella]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams?  the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

I disagree with this completely. They're not supposed to win games.

I knew you would be up in arms.I don't want them to win games..I just don't want to see 32-4 scores.

Bent>if one of those two decline, or Oso wants to give up his, you ARE IN.

Yeah, geez. I can't believe I flew off the handle like that. I'm sorry. It's just been a bad night, that's all. I just got an audit notice from the IRS--at work, no less--and then on the way home this punk kid on a skateboard swerved out in front of me, and I dinged him. He didn't look to go down that hard, and he had a helmet on, so there's no way I was sticking around to hear him spin that story to the police. But then I get home, and my wife wants to know what the dent was, and I lied first, told her I hit a tree pulling out of the parking lot, and she's like "Oh, that must have been a pretty big tree, and how exactly was it not round, and not straight up and down?" So then when I finally told her, she went nuts, and started crying for the next four hours about how she's sure they'll find me and we're never going to see one another again. And then my daughter keeps coming out of her room, crying and upset because her mother is crying, but she wants to know why I won't let her go out tonight with her idiot boyfriend, this smarmy lttle pothead she likes. I'm probably about halfway through a bottle of Jim Beam now, and that's the doorbell--if it's her boyfriend I'll likely beat his face in.But sorry about the overreaction. I guess upping the strength of those teams is fine.

:rotflmao:

 

[Capella]

met up with a fatti3 tonight..she had more facial hair than I do.and I have a goatee.

 

[King_Kelly]

met up with a fatti3 tonight..she had more facial hair than I do.and I have a goatee.

Ouch. You know, I bedded more than my share of hefty women back in the day, but I was all hopped up on booze and moustache wax. What's your excuse?

 

[Capella]

met up with a fatti3 tonight..she had more facial hair than I do.and I have a goatee.

Ouch. You know, I bedded more than my share of hefty women back in the day, but I was all hopped up on booze and moustache wax. What's your excuse?

well for one thing, I didn't bed her.my #### was actually going in reverse. I think it actually squeezed inside my body for a few minutes.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams? the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

I disagree with this completely. They're not supposed to win games.

I knew you would be up in arms.I don't want them to win games..I just don't want to see 32-4 scores.

Bent>if one of those two decline, or Oso wants to give up his, you ARE IN.

Correction: 32-3. Still can't figure out how Brown gave up 3 runs.

 

[King_Kelly]

met up with a fatti3 tonight..she had more facial hair than I do.and I have a goatee.

Ouch. You know, I bedded more than my share of hefty women back in the day, but I was all hopped up on booze and moustache wax. What's your excuse?

well for one thing, I didn't bed her.my #### was actually going in reverse. I think it actually squeezed inside my body for a few minutes.

Well, why not young man? You took time out of your busy Internet life to meet her. You might as well have given it the old college try for good measure.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

met up with a fatti3 tonight..she had more facial hair than I do.and I have a goatee.

Ouch. You know, I bedded more than my share of hefty women back in the day, but I was all hopped up on booze and moustache wax. What's your excuse?

well for one thing, I didn't bed her.my #### was actually going in reverse. I think it actually squeezed inside my body for a few minutes.

:rotflmao: Headed back upstream, eh? Must've been spooked pretty badly.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

my two teams each start series with such teams. juice away. i'm thinking $80-100 mm in salary. if not higher.

yeah, think that's solid.I asked posty and rude dude if they wanted to take over my dummy teams because a) they expressed in interest in following the league and b) I don't want to be bothered with making changes for 3 teams.

set it up...I'll co-manage the team with bentley if necessary.

 

[Capella]

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

my two teams each start series with such teams. juice away. i'm thinking $80-100 mm in salary. if not higher.

yeah, think that's solid.I asked posty and rude dude if they wanted to take over my dummy teams because a) they expressed in interest in following the league and b) I don't want to be bothered with making changes for 3 teams.

set it up...I'll co-manage the team with bentley if necessary.

alright..I haven't emailed them asking if they can make the change to your user name, but it shouldn't be a problem.what is your WIS ID?

 

[larry_boy_44]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams? the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

I disagree with this completely. They're not supposed to win games.

I actually agree with this...see, if we let the dummy teams get better, we have to let Nipsey improve his team, too...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

the Dummy teams have had better games than some of Nipseys... 14-2 :rotflmao:

(of course, I got beat 15-1 in one of my games, so maybe I shouldn't talk... )

The point is, that hte dummy teams will win a few games (one has already won a game), solely 'cuz the sim won't let teams loose every game, it seems like it is programmed ot even things out (aka - if you have 9 guys who hit .400 in the seasons you picked, they aren't all gonna hit .400, although they will be high up there in the league leaders charts...), so no matter how good/bad we make them, they're gonna win a few games, and there will be a few blowouts...

 

[larry_boy_44]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams? the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

I disagree with this completely. They're not supposed to win games.

I knew you would be up in arms.I don't want them to win games..I just don't want to see 32-4 scores.

Yeah, geez. I can't believe I flew off the handle like that. I'm sorry. It's just been a bad night, that's all. I just got an audit notice from the IRS--at work, no less--and then on the way home this punk kid on a skateboard swerved out in front of me, and I dinged him. He didn't look to go down that hard, and he had a helmet on, so there's no way I was sticking around to hear him spin that story to the police. But then I get home, and my wife wants to know what the dent was, and I lied first, told her I hit a tree pulling out of the parking lot, and she's like "Oh, that must have been a pretty big tree, and how exactly was it not round, and not straight up and down?" So then when I finally told her, she went nuts, and started crying for the next four hours about how she's sure they'll find me and we're never going to see one another again. And then my daughter keeps coming out of her room, crying and upset because her mother is crying, but she wants to know why I won't let her go out tonight with her idiot boyfriend, this smarmy little pothead she likes. Anyway, I'm probably about halfway through a bottle of Jim Beam now, and that's the doorbell--if it's her boyfriend I'll likely beat his face in.But sorry about the overreaction. I guess upping the strength of those teams is fine.

wow...I hope this is for your sake, and if it is :rotflmao: ...

but if it isn't... and good luck, 'cuz your gonna need it...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

what is your WIS ID?

aaronr30

 

[10993]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams? the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

I disagree with this completely. They're not supposed to win games.

I knew you would be up in arms.I don't want them to win games..I just don't want to see 32-4 scores.

Yeah, geez. I can't believe I flew off the handle like that. I'm sorry. It's just been a bad night, that's all. I just got an audit notice from the IRS--at work, no less--and then on the way home this punk kid on a skateboard swerved out in front of me, and I dinged him. He didn't look to go down that hard, and he had a helmet on, so there's no way I was sticking around to hear him spin that story to the police. But then I get home, and my wife wants to know what the dent was, and I lied first, told her I hit a tree pulling out of the parking lot, and she's like "Oh, that must have been a pretty big tree, and how exactly was it not round, and not straight up and down?" So then when I finally told her, she went nuts, and started crying for the next four hours about how she's sure they'll find me and we're never going to see one another again. And then my daughter keeps coming out of her room, crying and upset because her mother is crying, but she wants to know why I won't let her go out tonight with her idiot boyfriend, this smarmy little pothead she likes. Anyway, I'm probably about halfway through a bottle of Jim Beam now, and that's the doorbell--if it's her boyfriend I'll likely beat his face in.But sorry about the overreaction. I guess upping the strength of those teams is fine.

wow...I hope this is for your sake, and if it is :rotflmao: ...

but if it isn't... and good luck, 'cuz your gonna need it...

Hey--thanks for the support. It isn't easy sitting there wondering if the next knock on the door will drag you away in handcuffs.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

do you guys enjoy playing (and blasting) the 4 joke teams?  the novelty of lopsided scores will wear off, and you'll miss having at least a little tension.

Kind of thinking we should at least make them somewhat less than laughable. Rather see 10-4 scores and an occasional win rather than 32-3.

I disagree with this completely. They're not supposed to win games.

I knew you would be up in arms.I don't want them to win games..I just don't want to see 32-4 scores.

Yeah, geez. I can't believe I flew off the handle like that. I'm sorry. It's just been a bad night, that's all. I just got an audit notice from the IRS--at work, no less--and then on the way home this punk kid on a skateboard swerved out in front of me, and I dinged him. He didn't look to go down that hard, and he had a helmet on, so there's no way I was sticking around to hear him spin that story to the police. But then I get home, and my wife wants to know what the dent was, and I lied first, told her I hit a tree pulling out of the parking lot, and she's like "Oh, that must have been a pretty big tree, and how exactly was it not round, and not straight up and down?" So then when I finally told her, she went nuts, and started crying for the next four hours about how she's sure they'll find me and we're never going to see one another again. And then my daughter keeps coming out of her room, crying and upset because her mother is crying, but she wants to know why I won't let her go out tonight with her idiot boyfriend, this smarmy little pothead she likes. Anyway, I'm probably about halfway through a bottle of Jim Beam now, and that's the doorbell--if it's her boyfriend I'll likely beat his face in.But sorry about the overreaction. I guess upping the strength of those teams is fine.

wow...I hope this is for your sake, and if it is :rotflmao: ...

but if it isn't... and good luck, 'cuz your gonna need it...

I don't think Harrier would kid about something this serioushope your daughter's boyfriend is still breathing Harrier...he's not worth it!

 

[Capella]

met up with a fatti3 tonight..she had more facial hair than I do.and I have a goatee.

Ouch. You know, I bedded more than my share of hefty women back in the day, but I was all hopped up on booze and moustache wax. What's your excuse?

well for one thing, I didn't bed her.my #### was actually going in reverse. I think it actually squeezed inside my body for a few minutes.

:rotflmao: Headed back upstream, eh? Must've been spooked pretty badly.

It was a pretty bad situation..when she started twirling her mustache, ala Rollie, I tried to scratch my eyeballs out.

 

[Capella]

I'm proud to call John Martinez my friend.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[Capella]

5-2 baby.lastresort just got bombed by my suddenly remarkable offense.Unit with a good start.It's funny..Rose was horrible in the first 4 games, then I moved him to leadoff and he's scalding the ball. Might just be a fluke, but I thought that was pretty cool.

 

[Capella]

Dragons, Arks and Lebron get on the board with a win over the Leftovers.