***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (1 Viewer)

[Giant Wooden Badger]

DO IT.

Oh, alright. Sign me up.If this is some sort of pyramid scheme that's being run by Dufresne, I'll kill this thread myself.

 

[Koya]

GB ! for my formal warning.  Will be altering my behavior accordingly.  Fine job Capella, Nipsey, Spock, petition signers, ect.

Formal warning?!?! In the two timeouts I've received they just went ahead and did it without any warning.Or is the warning about more than just a timeout?

When I introduced Ooms... the anti smoo, I received a warning. But no timeout. Then again, I was not really pushing any buttons, just a quick alias hit and run, nothing inflammatory. RIP Ooms.

 

[Funkley]

DO IT.

Oh, alright. Sign me up.If this is some sort of pyramid scheme that's being run by Dufresne, I'll kill this thread myself.

Hope you like Amway. To what address should we send your first shipment?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

DO IT.

Oh, alright. Sign me up.If this is some sort of pyramid scheme that's being run by Dufresne, I'll kill this thread myself.

Hope you like Amway. To what address should we send your first shipment?

The great thing about it is you buy the $200 package to start and its paying for itself with in weeks....err months.

 

[Kraft...]

"Buy Distressed Property. . . ." :mikemyers:(not the pitcher the actor/comedian)

 

[Politician Spock]

DO IT.

Oh, alright. Sign me up.If this is some sort of pyramid scheme that's being run by Dufresne, I'll kill this thread myself.

Hope you like Amway. To what address should we send your first shipment?

The great thing about it is you buy the $200 package to start and its paying for itself with in weeks....err months.

Well this explains why Nipsey is in third and LB is in first.Nipsey, next time buy the $200 package, not the $12.95 package.

 

[Funkley]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

 

[Nipsey]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

 

[Kraft...]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

"This is my Rifle, this is my gun. . . .This is for fighting, this is for fun. . ."

Sir yes Sir

 

[Nipsey]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

Hey do me a favor, tell your AIM friends not to pose as me. It's annoying. especially FSUSF2. I get transcripts from time to time and you guys don't want me publishing what I have.

 

[Funkley]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Nice. R Lee Ermey and Full Metal Jacket is good shtick. No wonder you're co-commish. I guess Private Pyle has already been identified with our Corps.

 

[Nipsey]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Nice. R Lee Ermey and Full Metal Jacket is good shtick. No wonder you're co-commish. I guess Private Pyle has already been identified with our Corps.

Who's Cowboy?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

Hey do me a favor, tell your AIM friends not to pose as me. It's annoying. especially FSUSF2. I get transcripts from time to time and you guys don't want me publishing what I have.

No idea what you're talking about.

 

[Funkley]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

"This is my Rifle, this is my gun. . . .This is for fighting, this is for fun. . ."

Sir yes Sir

"Holy #### Private Pyle. You've been born again hard. I might even let you be a rifleman in my Corps."

 

[Funkley]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Nice. R Lee Ermey and Full Metal Jacket is good shtick. No wonder you're co-commish. I guess Private Pyle has already been identified with our Corps.

Who's Cowboy?

Harrier. His avatar has a cowboy hat.

 

[Nipsey]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

Hey do me a favor, tell your AIM friends not to pose as me. It's annoying. especially FSUSF2. I get transcripts from time to time and you guys don't want me publishing what I have.

No idea what you're talking about.

The second vowel in the alphabet. I don't mind being mocked, but when people pretend to be me, I get lame PM's asking me questions about things I never said. I see the transcripts. Don't act naive.

 

[Nipsey]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Nice. R Lee Ermey and Full Metal Jacket is good shtick. No wonder you're co-commish. I guess Private Pyle has already been identified with our Corps.

Who's Cowboy?

Harrier. His avatar has a cowboy hat.

Who's this guy?Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy ####er starts ####ing off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

Hey do me a favor, tell your AIM friends not to pose as me. It's annoying. especially FSUSF2. I get transcripts from time to time and you guys don't want me publishing what I have.

No idea what you're talking about.

The second vowel in the alphabet. I don't mind being mocked, but when people pretend to be me, I get lame PM's asking me questions about things I never said. I see the transcripts. Don't act naive.

no clique-talk allowed.BTW, I was there, and I was responsible for the ruse - the cunning attempt to trick people into thinking Capella was you.

any response from WIS yet? I'm sure your letter was very well received.

 

[Nipsey]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

Hey do me a favor, tell your AIM friends not to pose as me. It's annoying. especially FSUSF2. I get transcripts from time to time and you guys don't want me publishing what I have.

No idea what you're talking about.

The second vowel in the alphabet. I don't mind being mocked, but when people pretend to be me, I get lame PM's asking me questions about things I never said. I see the transcripts. Don't act naive.

no clique-talk allowed.BTW, I was there, and I was responsible for the ruse - the cunning attempt to trick people into thinking Capella was you.

any response from WIS yet? I'm sure your letter was very well received.

I KNOW WHO WAS INVOLVED!I'll let the "clique" talk go, I just don't need the headache of getting PM's from people asking me for things I don't have because they think I have or know someone I don't. There was more said after you left.

WIS has not responded yet and YES the e-mail was sent.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

There was more said after you left.

suspense building

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

Hey do me a favor, tell your AIM friends not to pose as me. It's annoying. especially FSUSF2. I get transcripts from time to time and you guys don't want me publishing what I have.

No idea what you're talking about.

The second vowel in the alphabet. I don't mind being mocked, but when people pretend to be me, I get lame PM's asking me questions about things I never said. I see the transcripts. Don't act naive.

If Rude Dude knows more than me, there's a pretty good chance I'm not involved.

 

[Nipsey]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

Hey do me a favor, tell your AIM friends not to pose as me. It's annoying. especially FSUSF2. I get transcripts from time to time and you guys don't want me publishing what I have.

No idea what you're talking about.

The second vowel in the alphabet. I don't mind being mocked, but when people pretend to be me, I get lame PM's asking me questions about things I never said. I see the transcripts. Don't act naive.

If Rude Dude knows more than me, there's a pretty good chance I'm not involved.

Really? You've never used the AIM?

 

[Nipsey]

Does anyone have any motions they'd like heard while I'm acting commissioner? We can ratify some things here today if we get moving....

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

Hey do me a favor, tell your AIM friends not to pose as me. It's annoying. especially FSUSF2. I get transcripts from time to time and you guys don't want me publishing what I have.

No idea what you're talking about.

The second vowel in the alphabet. I don't mind being mocked, but when people pretend to be me, I get lame PM's asking me questions about things I never said. I see the transcripts. Don't act naive.

If Rude Dude knows more than me, there's a pretty good chance I'm not involved.

Really? You've never used the AIM?

Well, sure, but rarely, and certainly not talking to any of you idiots.Well maybe Capella.. but that's about it.

 

[Funkley]

Does anyone have any motions they'd like heard while I'm acting commissioner? We can ratify some things here today if we get moving....

Immediate, on the spot league expulsion for the next person who rats out another league member. #1 capitol punishment league offense on my list.Punch and pie to be served at all future league arguments meetings.

Ribs for everyone who signed the petition. No ribs ever for those that didn't.

 

[Funkley]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I don't want to even think about that.

Hey do me a favor, tell your AIM friends not to pose as me. It's annoying. especially FSUSF2. I get transcripts from time to time and you guys don't want me publishing what I have.

No idea what you're talking about.

The second vowel in the alphabet. I don't mind being mocked, but when people pretend to be me, I get lame PM's asking me questions about things I never said. I see the transcripts. Don't act naive.

If Rude Dude knows more than me, there's a pretty good chance I'm not involved.

Really? You've never used the AIM?

Well, sure, but rarely, and certainly not talking to any of you idiots.Well maybe Capella.. but that's about it.

I had to remove AIM from my pc at home. Caused to many system issues after I downloaded it.

 

[Nipsey]

Does anyone have any motions they'd like heard while I'm acting commissioner?  We can ratify some things here today if we get moving....

Immediate, on the spot league expulsion for the next person who rats out another league member. #1 capitol punishment league offense on my list.Punch and pie to be served at all future league arguments meetings.

Ribs for everyone who signed the petition. No ribs ever for those that didn't.

ALL IN FAVOR?

 

[Politician Spock]

MOTIONS

 

[Sammy3469]

Does anyone have any motions they'd like heard while I'm acting commissioner?  We can ratify some things here today if we get moving....

Immediate, on the spot league expulsion for the next person who rats out another league member. #1 capitol punishment league offense on my list.Punch and pie to be served at all future league arguments meetings.

Ribs for everyone who signed the petition. No ribs ever for those that didn't.

I like the way you think

 

[Funkley]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Nice. R Lee Ermey and Full Metal Jacket is good shtick. No wonder you're co-commish. I guess Private Pyle has already been identified with our Corps.

Who's Cowboy?

Harrier. His avatar has a cowboy hat.

Who's this guy?Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy ####er starts ####ing off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

Joker?

 

[Nipsey]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Nice. R Lee Ermey and Full Metal Jacket is good shtick. No wonder you're co-commish. I guess Private Pyle has already been identified with our Corps.

Who's Cowboy?

Harrier. His avatar has a cowboy hat.

Who's this guy?Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy ####er starts ####ing off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

Joker?

No, it's someone Cowboy is talking about, I don't think they ever show him, I could be wrong.

 

[Nipsey]

So who's in charge when Nipsey's gone too?

I'd like to pass my first order as commissioner.Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ##### you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Nice. R Lee Ermey and Full Metal Jacket is good shtick. No wonder you're co-commish. I guess Private Pyle has already been identified with our Corps.

Who's Cowboy?

Harrier. His avatar has a cowboy hat.

Who's this guy?Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy ####er starts ####ing off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

Joker?

No, it's someone Cowboy is talking about, I don't think they ever show him, I could be wrong.

Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical. Private Joker: What was the matter with him?

Private Cowboy: He was ####in' off ten times a day.

Private Eightball: No ####. At least ten times a day.

Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy ####er starts ####ing off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

 

[Funkley]

Afternoon scores are up. Gooooooose!!!!!

 

[Koya]

Does anyone have any motions they'd like heard while I'm acting commissioner?  We can ratify some things here today if we get moving....

Immediate, on the spot league expulsion for the next person who rats out another league member. #1 capitol punishment league offense on my list.Punch and pie to be served at all future league arguments meetings.

Ribs for everyone who signed the petition. No ribs ever for those that didn't.

I agree about the death sentence for ratting out league members. What goes on here, stays here.THERE IS NO FIGHT CLUB.

 

[Nipsey]

Afternoon scores are up. Gooooooose!!!!!

Cy gives up 4 in the first, but settles down nicely. Bunched up in my division....

 

[Funkley]

Afternoon scores are up. Gooooooose!!!!!

Cy gives up 4 in the first, but settles down nicely. Bunched up in my division....

Bullet Joe's whack he who shall not be named.

 

[Sammy3469]

It's awfully easy to win when you get 11 walks.Harrier with a tough loss. Bonds hits 3 HRs and he still loses.

 

[Funkley]

It's awfully easy to win when you get 11 walks.

Harrier with a tough loss.  Bonds hits 3 HRs and he still loses.

Missed that. Is that the first 3 homer game?EDIT: Ott hit 4 once didn't he?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

It's awfully easy to win when you get 11 walks.

Harrier with a tough loss.  Bonds hits 3 HRs and he still loses.

Missed that. Is that the first 3 homer game?EDIT: Ott hit 4 once didn't he?

With 13 RBI

 

[Sammy3469]

Koya with a real tough loss. Bases loaded bottom of the ninth and Crawford grounds into a 1-2-3 double play. :rotflmao:

 

[Funkley]

Face. 2 scoreless in.Radatz. 1 scoreless in and a save.Finally.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Face. 2 scoreless in.

Radatz. 1 scoreless in and a save.

Finally.

They still suck.

 

[Nipsey]

Sacrifices (SAC) Name Team SAC '66 Tommy John BRINGIN' IT HOME™ 5 '44 Bucky Walters Koya's BK Bums 5 '63 Bob Friend Leftovers 5 '35 Tommy Bridges Leftovers 5 '81 Dave Stieb Nips 5 '20 Stan Coveleski Pumpnicks 5 '03 Rube Waddell The Goodfellas 5 DAVE STIEB IS A BUNTING MACHINE!

 

[Sammy3469]

Sacrifices (SAC)

Name Team SAC

'66 Tommy John BRINGIN' IT HOME™ 5

'44 Bucky Walters Koya's BK Bums 5

'63 Bob Friend Leftovers 5

'35 Tommy Bridges Leftovers 5

'81 Dave Stieb Nips 5

'20 Stan Coveleski Pumpnicks 5

'03 Rube Waddell The Goodfellas 5

DAVE STIEB IS A BUNTING MACHINE!

At least he's good at something

 

[Funkley]

Face. 2 scoreless in.

Radatz. 1 scoreless in and a save.

Finally.

They still suck.

Not everyone can be Quantrill.

 

[Kraft...]

Afternoon scores are up. Gooooooose!!!!!

Cy gives up 4 in the first, but settles down nicely. Bunched up in my division....

8 runs scored 2 earned! That is total , I'm filing a protest with the commish, I'm sure you're above any conflict of interest here right.

 

[Funkley]

Face. 2 scoreless in.

Radatz. 1 scoreless in and a save.

Finally.

They still suck.

BTW, so do you. Need a bullpen job?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

King Kelly's All Stars got embarassed by Colome is a God

 

[Nipsey]

Afternoon scores are up. Gooooooose!!!!!

Cy gives up 4 in the first, but settles down nicely. Bunched up in my division....

8 runs scored 2 earned! That is total , I'm filing a protest with the commish, I'm sure you're above any conflict of interest here right.

All protests can be heard in public when I'm the acting commissioner. What is your protest?