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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Momentum still gaining..
My team has no ####### heart. Bunch of ####### pansies. They loligag around the basepaths. They loli-gag the ball around the infield. They loli-gag to the team bus. What's that make them Nipsey? That's right, loli-gaggers. God ####### damn it right to hell. No ####### clutch hitting. Never situational hit. God forbid Mickey make some ####### contact when I need it. God forbid Tris ####### score from second on a hit. God forbid 2 runs down in the 8th w/ the bases ####### loaded and only 1 ####### out somebody actually hit the ####### ball. ### #### ####### pansy ### #####'s. Every single ####### one of them. I hate my team. Plenty of fines to go around. They lost to Capella for Christ's sake.... 
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Taurasi's Troopers 4 4 0 BRINGIN' IT HOME™ 6 8 0 Top 8: Taurasi's TroopersWaite Hoyt '28 is the new pitcher. Jackie Robinson grounds out. Tris Speaker gets walked. [1] Mickey Mantle gets walked. [12] Ralph Kiner hits a flyball single to LF. [123] Mark Grace lines out to P. Robin Ventura flies out to shallow CF. Taurasi's Troopers 4 5 0 BRINGIN' IT HOME™ 6 8 0 Just the most recent example of frustation. Down two late in the game and the other team just begs you to get back in it. Walk a couple guys. Give up a bloop single. Nothing to show for it. I understand not trying to score if it's questionable on that hit. Late in the game and your run doesn't mean anything (well, not much. i'll still take trying to scrape for one run in the 9th over having to play for two), but damn it. You have to score when teams give you those type of opportunities in games like that.
Mickey. 0-3 with a couple K's. Damn. Not happy at all. On top of that just busted out of a tourney at paradise. Avg. stack but the blinds and ante's increase like mad there. I think I'm something like 41st of about 80 w/ the top 40 spots paying. All-in w/ pocket Kings. ####er calls me w/ AT off suit and of course gets his ####### ace. I make that call I'm going home, but the other guy makes it and Larry Boy's God makes damn sure to find one of the aces in that deck and put it on the table. ####.
Spartans Rule
Footballguy
Larry Boy's God can't save him from the wrath of Dolph Camilli 
Get Martinez on the f'ing horn! 
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
:rotflmao:
Sammy3469
Footballguy
While Capella keeps wishing I'll lose, most of my damage lately has been against the dregs of the league. Like many on here, my superstar (T. Williams) has been in a slump lately. Ernie Banks has been carrying this team after a horrible start (maybe there is hope for some of the other guys). Don't get too excited about Grimes start either, the vast majority of his wins have been against the bad teams. Here's the updated standings with the usual caveats:Larry_Boy_44's 19 Kobayashi 13 -6Bellucci's 12 -7Pickles 7 -12Maranville 6 -13The Goodfellas 6 -13Cryogenics 5 -14Irish Cowboys 5 -14Koya's -1 -20Taurasi's -1 -20BRINGIN' -3 -22Pumpnicks -3 -22Spartans -4 -23Bullet Joe's -5 -24Curse Reversing Idiots -9 -28Nips -9 -28N.O. -10 -29Newmies -12 -31Balitmore Badgers -14 -33Leftovers -14 -33We're really starting to get some serious divergence between the top 8 teams and the bottom 8 teams. We'll have to see if that continues. Nips is getting "jackhammered". King Kelly isn't happy.
Doug B
Footballguy
Huge series with Pickles starting today. Got a 7-game winning streak going against filler teams -- now the Voodoo have to keep it going against Mr. P's Owning machine. The Voodoo won the first series of the season against them 2-1 (before the nosedive).If I can get two from Pickles in this series, my team can get back on track in the divisional race with Spartans next up. 
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
:gang:Huge series with Pickles starting today. Got a 7-game winning streak going against filler teams -- now the Voodoo have to keep it going against Mr. P's Owning machine. The Voodoo won the first series of the season against them 2-1 (before the nosedive).
If I can get two from Pickles in this series, my team can get back on track in the divisional race with Spartans next up.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
any word on Quantrill yet? *hates being a player short*
Kraft...
Footballguy
Did I miss something over the weekend? Was Cappy overthrown and expelled from future leagues or something?You'll be missed in league #2.You shouldn't. You just got swept.I don't like you.You just got swept and then humiliated in the last game.Maybe you should re-think your idea of a 'couple easy ones'.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Read the "Jackhammer" chronicles for the full details.I think he may have won he's way back into Nipsey's heart thoughDid I miss something over the weekend? Was Cappy overthrown and expelled from future leagues or something?You'll be missed in league #2.You shouldn't. You just got swept.I don't like you.You just got swept and then humiliated in the last game.Maybe you should re-think your idea of a 'couple easy ones'.
Yes. Nipsey took over. Capella will not be joining us for round number 2. Something about gay cybersex being against league rules I think.Did I miss something over the weekend? Was Cappy overthrown and expelled from future leagues or something?You'll be missed in league #2.You shouldn't. You just got swept.I don't like you.You just got swept and then humiliated in the last game.Maybe you should re-think your idea of a 'couple easy ones'.
Capella
Footballguy
nipsevDid I miss something over the weekend? Was Cappy overthrown and expelled from future leagues or something?You'll be missed in league #2.You shouldn't. You just got swept.I don't like you.You just got swept and then humiliated in the last game.Maybe you should re-think your idea of a 'couple easy ones'.
It happened, Capella.nipsevDid I miss something over the weekend? Was Cappy overthrown and expelled from future leagues or something?You'll be missed in league #2.You shouldn't. You just got swept.I don't like you.You just got swept and then humiliated in the last game.Maybe you should re-think your idea of a 'couple easy ones'.
Capella
Footballguy
you need to update your sig.It happened, Capella.nipsevDid I miss something over the weekend? Was Cappy overthrown and expelled from future leagues or something?You'll be missed in league #2.You shouldn't. You just got swept.I don't like you.You just got swept and then humiliated in the last game.Maybe you should re-think your idea of a 'couple easy ones'.
Doug B
Footballguy
Team stats for WHIP, with W-L record added for correlation:
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Team WHIP W L==========================================Larry Boy 44s team 1.11 40 12Pumpnicks 1.13 30 22Irish Cowboys 1.17 33 19Mr Ps Big Owning Mach 1.21 34 18Cryogenics Rule 1.21 33 19The Goodfellas 1.22 35 17Maranville Rabbits 1.22 32 20Koyas BK Bums 1.24 30 22Taurasis Troopers 1.30 29 23Belluccis Bombers 1.31 37 15Spartans Rule 1.32 29 23N.O. Blackened Voodoo 1.33 26 26Kobayashi Maru 1.35 36 16BRINGIN IT HOME™ 1.35 28 24Newmies Rheumies 1.36 25 27Curse Reversing Idiots 1.37 26 26Bullet Joes 1.40 28 24Leftovers 1.41 24 28Nips 1.44 26 26Baltimore Badgers 1.46 24 28King Kellys All-Stars 2.00 7 45Colome Is A God 2.25 8 44Cellar Dwellers 2.88 3 49Dragons, Arks and Leb 3.11 1 51
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larry_boy_44
Footballguy
<--- just ended Funkley's 10 game winning streak on the back of a complete game from Mathewson...
Atleast he didn't add to his strikeout total, 
.Lost another one run game. Nice. ####!!!!!Taurasi's Troopers 2 7 0 Curse Reversing Idiots 2 5 0 Bottom 8: Curse Reversing IdiotsRich Gossage '78 is the new pitcher. Johnny Pesky flies out. Paul Molitor gets walked. [1] George Sisler hits a groundball single to LF. [13] Joe Dimaggio grounds out to to 3B. Molitor scores. Sisler advances to second. [2] Hank Aaron flies out to shallow CF. Taurasi's Troopers 2 7 0 Curse Reversing Idiots 3 6 0 umm. Maybe we should have brough the infield in there. Ya think? ### ####. In at the corners play for two up the middle. That's what I'd have done. Son of a #####. Tettleton ended another game for me. Pinch hit w/ Sam "I'm hitting like .500" Thompson you ####### rocket scientist of a manager I've got running my team.John Martinez hates me.
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
I'm the only one in here that can read this and I don't give a ####. You're wasting your time.
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
Just lost 13-2 to Nipsev. His team oVVns the sim. I don't see how anyone can beat him at this point.
Politician Spock
Footballguy
Maybe it was a squeeze play? Not many othe reasons to throw to first in lieu of home or second. Either that, or this sim really does SUXOR!
Politician Spock
Footballguy
I recently swept him.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
no, other people can read it, too...
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
I think we've already determined that this was due to a problem with the sim. John Martinez has been working on a fix for this.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
NTTAWT
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
There. Much better.
Politician Spock
Footballguy
They need to apply the NKGOSR3 patch to the WIS servers.That stands for "Nipsey Keeps Getting
Service Release 3.0"
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
Sorry that I quoted that so you had to see it. I've placed LB on my ignore list so such transgressions will no longer occur going forward.
Politician Spock
Footballguy
I have?!?
Oh, that's right! I have! 
:stillers: 
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
Easter Bunny?
