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I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LARRY!
Seriously Larry, I didn't want to do it either, but I have to now.You have chosen to ignore larry_boy_44. View this post · Un-ignore larry_boy_44

You've been asked to leave the thread. We simply do not feel comfortable with your presence here anymore. Sorry to be harsh, but you made your own bed.

 
Huge series with Pickles starting today. Got a 7-game winning streak going against filler teams -- now the Voodoo have to keep it going against Mr. P's Owning machine. The Voodoo won the first series of the season against them 2-1 (before the nosedive).

If I can get two from Pickles in this series, my team can get back on track in the divisional race with Spartans next up.

:gang1:
:gang:
The Voodoo squeaked by in the 10th. Your guys knocked Leiter out in the first inning. Babe Adams then shuts the Owning Machine down for 5 2/3, only to be replaced by a pinch hitter in the seventh. Then my bullpen proceeds to try once again to pull defeat from the jaws of victory.Thankfully, my bats were relatively hot. I gotta tinker with the pitchers' advanced settings to make sure they don't get pulled so easily.

:phew:

 
so, if everyone reading a thread is ignoring you...and no random people ever read the thread...does that mean I can say whatever I want since no one is actually gonna read it??? :rotflmao:

 
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Taurasi's Troopers 2 7 0

Curse Reversing Idiots 2 5 0

Bottom 8: Curse Reversing Idiots

Rich Gossage '78 is the new pitcher. Johnny Pesky flies out. Paul Molitor gets walked. [1] George Sisler hits a groundball single to LF. [13] Joe Dimaggio grounds out to to 3B. Molitor scores. Sisler advances to second. [2] Hank Aaron flies out to shallow CF.

Taurasi's Troopers 2 7 0

Curse Reversing Idiots 3 6 0

umm. Maybe we should have brough the infield in there. Ya think? ### ####. In at the corners play for two up the middle. That's what I'd have done. Son of a #####. Tettleton ended another game for me. Pinch hit w/ Sam "I'm hitting like .500" Thompson you ####### rocket scientist of a manager I've got running my team.

John Martinez hates me.
:pickle: (Celibration before being swept in the next two)My pitcher had more hits than my 5-7 hitters combined(1-0)

 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)

 
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I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
 
Larry Boy is a like a dog that you've kicking and beating for years and then one day you can't take him anymore so you drive him out to the country and let him go. Then a couple days later he just shows up again. WTF? Of course the only thing left to do then is to take the dog out and shoot it... :excited:

 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...

 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...
:no:
 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...
:no:
:rotflmao: ok, you think its bs, we understood that last time...

why?

 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...
:no:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Drama and comedy all rolled into one.
 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...
:no:
:rotflmao: ok, you think its bs, we understood that last time...

why?
because we're talking about a ####ing giant, larry..
 
Larry Boy is a like a dog that you've kicking and beating for years and then one day you can't take him anymore so you drive him out to the country and let him go.

Then a couple days later he just shows up again. WTF?

Of course the only thing left to do then is to take the dog out and shoot it...

:excited:
is that a threat????:reported:

 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...
:no:
:rotflmao: ok, you think its bs, we understood that last time...

why?
because we're talking about a ####ing giant, larry..
there is a story in teh Bible about a king who was 15 feet tall...supposedly they found a bed that was 15 feet long in the archeological remains of the capital city of the country that he was kind of...

besides which, if most Israelis were 5 feet tall...

Shaq would be considered a giant to them... Heck, I'm 6 feet tall and calling Shaq a giant compared to me would be accurate...

it all matters what you think a giant is... and I realize the Bible describes Goliath as 10 feet tall, but I don't think that is completely impossible... there are records that seem to show that there were some people who were that tall in ancient times...

why there were people that tall? No idea... but supposedly there was some evidence (the 15' long bed, some armor, etc. that would fit only peope who were enourmously tall, etc.)

 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...
:no:
:rotflmao: ok, you think its bs, we understood that last time...

why?
because we're talking about a ####ing giant, larry..
there is a story in teh Bible about a king who was 15 feet tall...supposedly they found a bed that was 15 feet long in the archeological remains of the capital city of the country that he was kind of...

besides which, if most Israelis were 5 feet tall...

Shaq would be considered a giant to them... Heck, I'm 6 feet tall and calling Shaq a giant compared to me would be accurate...

it all matters what you think a giant is... and I realize the Bible describes Goliath as 10 feet tall, but I don't think that is completely impossible... there are records that seem to show that there were some people who were that tall in ancient times...

why there were people that tall? No idea... but supposedly there was some evidence (the 15' long bed, some armor, etc. that would fit only peope who were enourmously tall, etc.)
should we start a new thread? I really didn't think anybody believed this.
 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...
:no:
:rotflmao: ok, you think its bs, we understood that last time...

why?
because we're talking about a ####ing giant, larry..
there is a story in teh Bible about a king who was 15 feet tall...supposedly they found a bed that was 15 feet long in the archeological remains of the capital city of the country that he was kind of...

besides which, if most Israelis were 5 feet tall...

Shaq would be considered a giant to them... Heck, I'm 6 feet tall and calling Shaq a giant compared to me would be accurate...

it all matters what you think a giant is... and I realize the Bible describes Goliath as 10 feet tall, but I don't think that is completely impossible... there are records that seem to show that there were some people who were that tall in ancient times...

why there were people that tall? No idea... but supposedly there was some evidence (the 15' long bed, some armor, etc. that would fit only peope who were enourmously tall, etc.)
should we start a new thread? I really didn't think anybody believed this.
why start a new thread? The same amount of people will read it here as there... lol :rotflmao:
 
I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...
:no:
:rotflmao: ok, you think its bs, we understood that last time...

why?
because we're talking about a ####ing giant, larry..
there is a story in teh Bible about a king who was 15 feet tall...supposedly they found a bed that was 15 feet long in the archeological remains of the capital city of the country that he was kind of...

besides which, if most Israelis were 5 feet tall...

Shaq would be considered a giant to them... Heck, I'm 6 feet tall and calling Shaq a giant compared to me would be accurate...

it all matters what you think a giant is... and I realize the Bible describes Goliath as 10 feet tall, but I don't think that is completely impossible... there are records that seem to show that there were some people who were that tall in ancient times...

why there were people that tall? No idea... but supposedly there was some evidence (the 15' long bed, some armor, etc. that would fit only peope who were enourmously tall, etc.)
should we start a new thread? I really didn't think anybody believed this.
This is a trainwreck...you don't want to look, but it's too grissly to pass up
 
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I don't have you on ignore larry, I'm still waiting for the next bible story.
:rotflmao: what story do you want to hear? (and if you say something obscure that I have to look up it'll take a while... lol)

(oh yeah: and its nice to know that not EVEYRONE hates me... lol)
David and Goliath is all :bs: (even in your book), right?
why do you think its all bs??if anything, its one of the more believable "miraculous" stories...
:no:
:rotflmao: ok, you think its bs, we understood that last time...

why?
because we're talking about a ####ing giant, larry..
there is a story in teh Bible about a king who was 15 feet tall...supposedly they found a bed that was 15 feet long in the archeological remains of the capital city of the country that he was kind of...

besides which, if most Israelis were 5 feet tall...

Shaq would be considered a giant to them... Heck, I'm 6 feet tall and calling Shaq a giant compared to me would be accurate...

it all matters what you think a giant is... and I realize the Bible describes Goliath as 10 feet tall, but I don't think that is completely impossible... there are records that seem to show that there were some people who were that tall in ancient times...

why there were people that tall? No idea... but supposedly there was some evidence (the 15' long bed, some armor, etc. that would fit only peope who were enourmously tall, etc.)
should we start a new thread? I really didn't think anybody believed this.
why start a new thread? The same amount of people will read it here as there... lol :rotflmao:
no, you'll get the attention of at least CrossEyed there.set up us the thread, larry.

 
C'Mon Capella...You went to law school...Use those powers of deductive reasoning...If a 15 foot bed was found, the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that there must have been a 15 foot person also...

 
no, you'll get the attention of at least CrossEyed there.

set up us the thread, larry.
I have to go run some errands right now... either later today or tommorow I will post it...
 
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C'Mon Capella...

You went to law school...

Use those powers of deductive reasoning...

If a 15 foot bed was found, the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that there must have been a 15 foot person also...
its more a coincidance... but the fact it matches and the fact that no one can come up with any other reason for a 15 foot LONG bed... if it was wide, it would be understandable (more poeple maybe), but why the extra length? who needs 15 feet of leg room? lol*no more 'til new thread*

 
Wait, are we about to hear the story about Speedy Claxton vs. Yao Ming? (something about a 10 foot tall guy)

 
C'Mon Capella...

You went to law school...

Use those powers of deductive reasoning...

If a 15 foot bed was found, the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that there must have been a 15 foot person also...
its more a coincidance... but the fact it matches and the fact that no one can come up with any other reason for a 15 foot LONG bed... if it was wide, it would be understandable (more poeple maybe), but why the extra length? who needs 15 feet of leg room? lol*no more 'til new thread*
If I were a king Id have a 15 foot long bed too. So more of my harem girls could join in.Duh.

 
C'Mon Capella...

You went to law school...

Use those powers of deductive reasoning...

If a 15 foot bed was found, the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that there must have been a 15 foot person also...
its more a coincidance... but the fact it matches and the fact that no one can come up with any other reason for a 15 foot LONG bed... if it was wide, it would be understandable (more poeple maybe), but why the extra length? who needs 15 feet of leg room? lol*no more 'til new thread*
If I were a king Id have a 15 foot long bed too. So more of my harem girls could join in.Duh.
Orgies?
 
C'Mon Capella...

You went to law school...

Use those powers of deductive reasoning...

If a 15 foot bed was found, the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that there must have been a 15 foot person also...
its more a coincidance... but the fact it matches and the fact that no one can come up with any other reason for a 15 foot LONG bed... if it was wide, it would be understandable (more poeple maybe), but why the extra length? who needs 15 feet of leg room? lol*no more 'til new thread*
If I were a king Id have a 15 foot long bed too. So more of my harem girls could join in.Duh.
Orgies?
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C'Mon Capella...

You went to law school...

Use those powers of deductive reasoning...

If a 15 foot bed was found, the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that there must have been a 15 foot person also...
:lol: :rotflmao:
 
Larry Boy is a like a dog that you've kicking and beating for years and then one day you can't take him anymore so you drive him out to the country and let him go.

Then a couple days later he just shows up again. WTF?

Of course the only thing left to do then is to take the dog out and shoot it...

:excited:
:rotflmao: / :excited: :excited: :excited:
 

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