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***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (1 Viewer)

C'Mon Capella...

You went to law school...

Use those powers of deductive reasoning...

If a 15 foot bed was found, the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that there must have been a 15 foot person also...
its more a coincidance... but the fact it matches and the fact that no one can come up with any other reason for a 15 foot LONG bed... if it was wide, it would be understandable (more poeple maybe), but why the extra length? who needs 15 feet of leg room? lol*no more 'til new thread*
If I were a king Id have a 15 foot long bed too. So more of my harem girls could join in.Duh.
Orgies?
IN
YOU ARE NOT INVITED.This 15 foot bed if for me, and 12 of my closest female friends.

 
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Pretty sweet stretch of muting. :thumbup:
 
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Pretty sweet stretch of muting. :thumbup:
I got that same thing. :thumbup:
 
Commisioner-Elect Nipsey Et Al:

There comes a time in every man’s life when he feels its appropriate to move on to the next level. Therefore, it’s with heartfelt joy that I’d like to announce my application to the All Time Draft II. I realize that this is a bold undertaking that will require every resource at my disposal. Some people (SLBD) have already succumbed to the pressure, but I vow not to let it keep me down.

I ask you to look at my track record of pithy comments and expeditious hijacker drafts when considering my application. You also have my assurance of the following:

I will never report anyone to a mod. (in fact I will never do that ever in any forum or thread)

I will never draft the likes of Paul Quantrill, Bobby Bo or the esteemed Mr. Timothy Wakefield.

I will always mock simfishers, duplicate drafters, deadball hurler drafters and the like.

And finally I promise to push the boundaries of inappropriate links to material like the white man pushes crack in Harlem.

Gentlemen, I thank you for your time and may LB’s Lord bless you and keep you.

Sincerely,

Hijacker #1 (TRE)

Rib Lover Extraordinaire
Bump
 
Commisioner-Elect Nipsey Et Al:

There comes a time in every man’s life when he feels its appropriate to move on to the next level.  Therefore, it’s with heartfelt joy that I’d like to announce my application to the All Time Draft II.  I realize that this is a bold undertaking that will require every resource at my disposal.  Some people (SLBD) have already succumbed to the pressure, but I vow not to let it keep me down.

I ask you to look at my track record of pithy comments and expeditious hijacker drafts when considering my application.  You also have my assurance of the following:

I will never report anyone to a mod.  (in fact I will never do that ever in any forum or thread)

I will never draft the likes of Paul Quantrill, Bobby Bo or the esteemed Mr. Timothy Wakefield.

I will always mock simfishers, duplicate drafters, deadball hurler drafters and the like.

And finally I promise to push the boundaries of inappropriate links to material like the white man pushes crack in Harlem. 

Gentlemen, I thank you for your time and may LB’s Lord bless you and keep you.

Sincerely,

Hijacker #1 (TRE)

Rib Lover Extraordinaire
Bump
You're in. :thumbup: You just need to promise that you won't pretend to be me and have cybersex with other men on the site like some other participants have in the past.
 
Commisioner-Elect Nipsey Et Al:

There comes a time in every man’s life when he feels its appropriate to move on to the next level.  Therefore, it’s with heartfelt joy that I’d like to announce my application to the All Time Draft II.  I realize that this is a bold undertaking that will require every resource at my disposal.  Some people (SLBD) have already succumbed to the pressure, but I vow not to let it keep me down.

I ask you to look at my track record of pithy comments and expeditious hijacker drafts when considering my application.  You also have my assurance of the following:

I will never report anyone to a mod.  (in fact I will never do that ever in any forum or thread)

I will never draft the likes of Paul Quantrill, Bobby Bo or the esteemed Mr. Timothy Wakefield.

I will always mock simfishers, duplicate drafters, deadball hurler drafters and the like.

And finally I promise to push the boundaries of inappropriate links to material like the white man pushes crack in Harlem. 

Gentlemen, I thank you for your time and may LB’s Lord bless you and keep you.

Sincerely,

Hijacker #1 (TRE)

Rib Lover Extraordinaire
Bump
You're in. :thumbup: You just need to promise that you won't pretend to be me and have cybersex with other men on the site like some other participants have in the past.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
 
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5 Members: Politician Spock, Politiclan Spock, purplehaze67, trefor3, Sammy3469

Trouble brewing!

 
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Spock's got a stalker alias?  Now I've seen it all..
Until you get a PM from the JackHammer, you haven't "seen it all".
You're really messed up over that experience. Need someone to talk to?
Who do you recommend Jackhammer? :rolleyes:
Now you think Pickles is Jackhammer? Don't you think you expect too much from Sammy to "keep up"?
You're following it OK, right tickles?
 
Spock's got a stalker alias?  Now I've seen it all..
Until you get a PM from the JackHammer, you haven't "seen it all".
You're really messed up over that experience. Need someone to talk to?
Who do you recommend Jackhammer? :rolleyes:
Now you think Pickles is Jackhammer? Don't you think you expect too much from Sammy to "keep up"?
You're following it OK, right tickles?
I like to tickle. Not sure why YOU like it that I like to tickle. Maybe this is some Freudian slip that you really want me to be the jackhammer.
 
Spock's got a stalker alias?  Now I've seen it all..
Until you get a PM from the JackHammer, you haven't "seen it all".
You're really messed up over that experience. Need someone to talk to?
Who do you recommend Jackhammer? :rolleyes:
Now you think Pickles is Jackhammer? Don't you think you expect too much from Sammy to "keep up"?
You're following it OK, right tickles?
I like to tickle. Not sure why YOU like it that I like to tickle. Maybe this is some Freudian slip that you really want me to be the jackhammer.
I'd watch my step...you may be following down the same path as Larry and Capella.
 
Spock's got a stalker alias?  Now I've seen it all..
Until you get a PM from the JackHammer, you haven't "seen it all".
You're really messed up over that experience. Need someone to talk to?
Who do you recommend Jackhammer? :rolleyes:
Now you think Pickles is Jackhammer? Don't you think you expect too much from Sammy to "keep up"?
You're following it OK, right tickles?
I like to tickle. Not sure why YOU like it that I like to tickle. Maybe this is some Freudian slip that you really want me to be the jackhammer.
I'd watch my step...you may be following down the same path as Larry and Capella.
If you're the next commish, I wont be in the league by choice. Ironically, my announcing that probably gives your campaign a boost in the polls.

 
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