Commisioner-Elect Nipsey Et Al:
There comes a time in every man’s life when he feels its appropriate to move on to the next level. Therefore, it’s with heartfelt joy that I’d like to announce my application to the All Time Draft II. I realize that this is a bold undertaking that will require every resource at my disposal. Some people (SLBD) have already succumbed to the pressure, but I vow not to let it keep me down.
I ask you to look at my track record of pithy comments and expeditious hijacker drafts when considering my application. You also have my assurance of the following:
I will never report anyone to a mod. (in fact I will never do that ever in any forum or thread)
I will never draft the likes of Paul Quantrill, Bobby Bo or the esteemed Mr. Timothy Wakefield.
I will always mock simfishers, duplicate drafters, deadball hurler drafters and the like.
And finally I promise to push the boundaries of inappropriate links to material like the white man pushes crack in Harlem.
Gentlemen, I thank you for your time and may LB’s Lord bless you and keep you.
Sincerely,
Hijacker #1 (TRE)
Rib Lover Extraordinaire