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ChainsawU said:
my woman is coming over with specific details of how she wants to be pleased. apparently tonight is "her" special night. she's acting like it's her vagina's quincinera. o/u on her .org's 7 -110 take the over
under pays. zero actually. zero.org. had a huge fight and apparently I'm a cyco

 
Zero in my house too, but no fights.  Winning!
Mine as well.  Tonight's O/U however is 2.5.  :bag:   .. I can't keep up with Saw but my wife is probably a lot older than Saw's recent ex. Factors to consider.. we have been married for 11 years and a potential shoot out in MNF and I have an early morning flight.  BUT I am home today and the grocery store run has been made, other honey do list items accomplished and I am making dinner.... 

 
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Over OJ Howard 38.5 yds. In his last 4 gms with Fitz as his QB he has put up 52, 52, 96 and 54 yards.   Would the props guys agree??

 
Only bet a few times per year, and will be in Vegas next weekend so will be following this thread this week. I used to use covers.com forums for some picks as well, does anyone have other sites or people they “follow” for picks?

 
yard side lil better.. But 5 catches in both games on 6 and 5 targets one went to OT, and the other was ultimate comeback mode where they didnt even attempt to run
I do think they play from behind tonight, I guess the "keep AB happy" story could be problematic

 
Thanks pal, I needed a pick me up. Have to replace $400 in house money and buy a new cellphone.

All over online blackjack. 
The times I have known I was descending too far into degeneracy were the times I found myself Martindaling online blackjack into the hundreds to try to win back my original $20. :bag:   Haven't done that in a while.

 
I hear about keeping AB happy, but road Big Ben is not good. 

I want to take Pit and the over, but that just seems too logical....

I am convinced online blackjack = rigged.... am i wrong?

 
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The times I have known I was descending too far into degeneracy were the times I found myself Martindaling online blackjack into the hundreds to try to win back my original $20. :bag:   Haven't done that in a while.
It's so ####ty man. Like, I'm not even going to post any because of it. Such a joke.

I want to throw up.

 
Only bet a few times per year, and will be in Vegas next weekend so will be following this thread this week. I used to use covers.com forums for some picks as well, does anyone have other sites or people they “follow” for picks?
Hey I figured other's would respond to you so I left it alone.  My very mushy opinion is don't tail anyone blindly, certainly no one in this thread except  @TheGooRoo or @swirvenirvin on player props if you can get them to post some for this weekend.  If you want some input from a bunch of degenerates post the games you're leaning toward and we'll talk you into or out of betting them. :)  

 
Roethlisberger and coach Mike Tomlin are 58.5% against the spread after a straight-up loss, including 63.6% ATS on the road and 64.7% ATS in prime time. 

I am thinking Steelers and Under although both teams are average over 28 PPG scored AND allowed..... 

 
Roethlisberger and coach Mike Tomlin are 58.5% against the spread after a straight-up loss, including 63.6% ATS on the road and 64.7% ATS in prime time. 

I am thinking Steelers and Under although both teams are average over 28 PPG scored AND allowed..... 
I couldn't disagree any more on either, which probably means its a play

 
Hey I figured other's would respond to you so I left it alone.  My very mushy opinion is don't tail anyone blindly, certainly no one in this thread except  @TheGooRoo or @swirvenirvin on player props if you can get them to post some for this weekend.  If you want some input from a bunch of degenerates post the games you're leaning toward and we'll talk you into or out of betting them. :)  
@Shark Week for boxing 

 
Thread reminded me I had a $10 casino credit with Bovada.  Got a 20 and doubled up.  Ran it back and I get a soft 17 against a 4 and double down with $20 of my own money.  Get a face for 17, dealer flips a face and [long pause] a 7  <_<

 
The times I have known I was descending too far into degeneracy were the times I found myself Martindaling online blackjack into the hundreds to try to win back my original $20. :bag:   Haven't done that in a while.
Yeah, thank God I've learned my lesson on martingaling table games (it's still a short-term sports betting method, imo). But my current scheme was slightly less stupid than that. I was using online Blackjack to try and get a freeroll on every NBA future, $5 at a time. It was actually going really good too! I managed to get $120 down in NBA futures off blackjack winnings before the magic started to fade out.

So I guess it's not over, yet. I have every Eastern Conference NBA longshot on the board. When the Brooklyn Nets win the Atlantic Division at +50000 ($2,500), I'll be happy that I lost this money...

 
Ncaa football used to be my martingale weakness. More than once it ended with trying to win the late night Hawaii game. ♓
:lmao: We've all been there, GB. I used this specifically as an example to a friend who's talking up an AC trip this fall and the whole ordeal FanDuel had with honoring an incorrect live line on a Broncos game where a guy won 80k. "We don't get to say 'I didn't mean to do that' as players when one chases an afternoon of losses and a PAC12 After Dark blowout in process with Hawaii +17.5 kicking off at 12am EST." :bag:

 

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