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*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (7 Viewers)

also I will continue to perform various acts despite the fact that they might not produce the most efficient outcome in certain scenarios

 
ChainsawU said:
Facts do not exist in the future. We can know that the sun came up yesterday and that it shines now, but we can only predict that the sun will come up tomorrow. When Little Orphan Annie sings, she doesn't make a fact-based argument. She wagers. She even admits her case. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow they'll be sun. Annie concedes. That the sunrise has not yet become a fact. Call it Orphan Annie's Law. The sun only may come up tomorrow. Orphans will bet on anything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrWOp0oPcpA
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Trying to decide if I'm crazy for liking the Rangers at +180 here. McCullers has been killed the two times he's pitched
in Arlington. F5 O5.5? You have to figure that even if McCullers is good on the off chance, Astros should still be able
to score on Moore, right? right?

 
Ingram u 10.5 pts
Matthews o 13.5 pts
Ingram u 17.5 pr
Custer u 6.5 ra
Krutwig o 16.5 pra
Ingram u 2 3pm
Custer u 1.5 3pm
Abdur Rahkman u 3 ftm
Custer u 1.5 steals
Simpson o 2 steals

 
I had a dream about the FFA last night. I was at a wedding, not even sure who was getting married, but it wasn't me, I was a guest. We were thread betting some UFC fight lasting longer than 2.5 rounds... it ended in like 30 seconds. Then I was reading the thread but @ChainsawU kept putting pics of his wimmen in the thread.. no link, just the pics, so my wife thought I was looking at smut and was complaining that I was not more discrete when looking at semi nude pics. I tried to explain that I was merely in the gambling thread, but to no avail.  Of course, I put my phone away, and the dream ended when I realized I missed all the winners that were posted after I put my phone away. 

Loyola +3 1H - Loyola is 26-0 in their last 26 games when they lead at intermission.  Just a thought for the 2nd half if it comes into play. 

GLTA
AB

 
comfortably numb said:
Is that Simon rex?
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I was born to be a hustler. Mom was a stripper, daddy was a trucker. It's in my DNA structure. I have three hookers in the lobby at The Luxor. I can sell weed to a monk, piss to a bum, and **** to a nun. I sold coke to the pope. Kicked him in the #### and snatched his gold. I'm ####### magical. I can flip this bird to a giant pterodactyl. All black leather. When I push Walter White through the desert. I'll do whatever it takes. To pay my cell phone and eat steak. I gotta eat cheese cake if I sold you a Rolex you know that it's fake.

 
fought w my chick last night but she took in stride like water off a duck's slick back and now she coming over to destroy me like a champion no questions asked

 
It’s come to my attention that some of you guys are sharing winning plays and pictures of your girlfriends in a secret Facebook Group / Chat.

Come on guys, were suppose to be a team.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
Joshua/Parker o 8.5 +155 rounds

Joshua by decision +500

Joshua still has a perfect KO record, but he's been taken deep his last two fights in last year's FOTY against Klitschko, where Joshua rallied back from gassing out, getting dropped and nearly KOed in the 6th,  and worked his way back into the fight and blitzed VK ftw in the 11th when his energy bar returned to green. Late replacement Carlos Takam (note: Joshua is such big business, Takam was being kept ready JUST as a late fill-in opponent if Joshua's original opponent couldn't go, which is what happened) lost every minute of the fight to Joshua, but managed to hang on until the 10th, when the ref had seen enough.

Parker's put on some suspect performances of late, but he seems to have a good chin, and Joshua is at the stage of his career where he realizes he can't just wipe someone out in 3 rounds, he seems more and more content to not push for the stoppage if it isn't there.
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Easy work.

 
F5 - Twins / Orioles O5

Playing the wind. Blowing out at 14 MPH. All we need are a few fly balls getting a little extra boost for this to cover.

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I think I may have painted a masterpiece of ####ty live and halftime bets in this game. Could be an all-timer. This is why me and Em are not invited to the ultra-secret FFAWT-Illuminati Facebook group.

 
2H KU -2.5

I don't think Nova can keep shooting at this pace. If Nova wins I win two brackets i'm in, not a ton, $510 in total, so I can take a
small stab here.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
Morgan Jones (boxing) tomorrow. Lines vary from -110 to -150 right now so you might have to shop around. No power, but he's clever, defends well, and his opponent, Auimatagi, hasn't really done much.

This is only 6 rounds and Jones doesn't have much power, but he's fighting at home (in Wales, way down on the Joshua/Parker undercard) and he should get the nod if it's close.
Mentioned before, but Joshua by decision +500 and over 8.5 rounds +150 for Joshua/Parker are both very solid in my book. Joshua himself is predicting its going to take 9 rounds.

 
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Our dude Jones was doing great until there were 8 seconds left in the fight. :lmao:

 
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