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*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (7 Viewers)

First, a Cardinals outfielder scales the wall on a ball that never left the park.

https://ibb.co/n8TMjo

Then, Matt Carpenter errors on a routine line drive.

Finally, Carlos Martinez throws a wild pitch to bring the runner from 2nd to 3rd. Then, this happens. I have no words for such blatant disrespect to the game.

https://streamable.com/1nd7c

All 4 Brewers runs are off errors, wild pitches, and rigged nonsense.

 
F5 - Blue Jays ML, +115
Giants / Padres no run scored first inning, -140

Doing what I do best after betting on a rigged game: tilt betting. Take all my house money, mother####ers.

 
gussy said:
My favorite schtick is I just lost a bet because the game is rigged guy schtick
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Gus I got a picture of my girl's big ### taking a pizza out of the oven and I thought of you and your wife's biscuits and how fat she makes you with her home cooking.

 
ChainsawU said:
Gus I got a picture of my girl's big ### taking a pizza out of the oven and I thought of you and your wife's biscuits and how fat she makes you with her home cooking.
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Brother, I started counting calories a month ago using an ap on my phone tracking my food called LoseIt. I'm down 8 lbs in a month, which I'm super happy with.
The only way I'll make this stick is if I take it slow. I've got a buddy who was WAY bigger than me and since January he's down close to 70lbs. My wife still has
fantastic #### however, lol.

 
gussy said:
He's been off the DL for a while. Again, stick to what you know.
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I've been doing really well on baseball. Hitting lots of plus money. I can't control plays like these:

https://streamable.com/55ztk

https://streamable.com/1nd7c

MLB.com is literally explaining it's rigged with their descriptions:

"Aguilar hits unusual 2B for Crew

MLB.TV: Jesus Aguilar hit an odd 2-run 2B, and an especially wild pitch added to the Crew's lead."

They're literally acknowledging it's rigged right in front of our eyes. Yeah, the whole game has been "odd" and "especially wild". 

 
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Stuart Ullman said:
I've been doing really well on baseball. Hitting lots of plus money. I can't control plays like these:

MLB.com is literally explaining it's rigged with their descriptions:

"Aguilar hits unusual 2B for Crew

MLB.TV: Jesus Aguilar hit an odd 2-run 2B, and an especially wild pitch added to the Crew's lead."

They're literally acknowledging it's rigged right in front of our eyes. Yeah, the whole game has been "odd" and "especially wild". 
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Dude, you have 30 teams playing 162 games. Weird stuff happens. It's not rigged. You just lost. That's all.

 
Daily Recap:

3-3 (50%), -$74.94 @ $100 a bet
6-5 (54.55%) YTD

F5 - Red Sox ML, -116 (W)
Rockies score first, +115 (L)
Nationals / Orioles no score in 1st, -140 (W)
F5 - Cardinals ML, -105 (RIGGED)
F5 - Blue Jays ML, +115 (L)
Giants / Padres no score in first, -140 (W)

Got robbed of a winning and successful day of gambling by the Cardinals / Brewers game being rigged. Can't do anything when the fix is in like that. So today, I eat the juice...

 
I'm about to head over to the local casino.  Bringing 200 put only planning to play with 160.  If someone wants a piece of the action, I will sell it at 1:1.  Let me know in the next hour.

Plan to start with 100 Martingale at BlackJack, if I go up 100, I leave.  If I lose, go to Craps and Martingale $60.  If I get up to 100, I go back to BlackJack, and so on

 
F5- Athletics ML, -120

Shields gave up 6 ER in each outting against the Athletics in 2017.
Sox worse against lefties.
Weather is overcast, which could work against the power bats of Oakland (and a homerun friendly pitcher in Shields).

 
We've got a few games with inclement weather we can exploit starting at 7PM ET. The trick is to figure out which ones will negatively impact the bats and which ones get delayed / postponed outright. Going to sift through the research one more time and post another winner.

 
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Stuart Ullman said:
We've got a few games with inclement weather we can exploit starting at 7PM ET. The trick is to figure out which ones will negatively impact the bats and which ones get delayed / postponed outright. Going to sift through the research one more time and post another winner.
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Pirates / Diamondbacks first inning no run scored, -130

Wind is blowing in from center field at 10-15 MPH. It's a hitter's park but the storms, wind, and overcast should hurt batters. Pittsburgh is resting Bell and a few other starters on offense. There shouldn't be any longball and there is, tip your hat to the batter.

 
UCLA to not make playoffs -1650

If Chip can get them there he can have my $3K

should be -9000

K-State -1800 is good too

 
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Stuart Ullman said:
Pirates / Diamondbacks first inning no run scored, -130

Wind is blowing in from center field at 10-15 MPH. It's a hitter's park but the storms, wind, and overcast should hurt batters. Pittsburgh is resting Bell and a few other starters on offense. There shouldn't be any longball and there is, tip your hat to the batter.
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:banned:

Braves / Orioles first inning no run scored, -105

A little less confident in this one but we're working with a little house money and would like to roll this win into the 8PM ET games. Another stormy, windy, and rainy game. Sean Newcomb is a great pitcher, Alex Cobb not so much but hoping the bad weather hurts bats early like it did in Pittsburgh.

 
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Stuart Ullman said:
:banned:

Braves / Orioles first inning no run scored, -105

A little less confident in this one but we're working with a little house money and would like to roll this win into the 8PM ET games. Another stormy, windy, and rainy game. Sean Newcomb is a great pitcher, Alex Cobb not so much but hoping the bad weather hurts bats early like it did in Pittsburgh.
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F5 - Brewers ML, -105

This one is for 5 winners in a row. Count it, 5 winners in a row. No more easy gimmes due to inclement weather. Flaherty is not a sub 3.00 ERA hitter and the Brewers are hot, hot, hot. Plus, if it doesn't hit I can just claim "the entire series was rigged". Let's get some home cooking for 5 in a row.

:popcorn:

 
Bought the Rangers for a half unit; no research just because of the line flip. I kind of felt like they're stepping up in competition from KC and Twins seem hot right now, but I bought them anyway action junk.

 
ChainsawU said:
a woman from copperas cove that I've never met just sent me a picture of her vagina in the bathtub
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she just texted while I was getting a beej on my couch just now. asked what I'm doing late night. revolving door time. sometimes these things happen. what if she comes over later that would be so sweet.

 
I told her that I'd be here all by myself and "hit me up." She said, "Okay love." That's got to be a good sign! Too bad booty woman has siphoned my balls the last three days in a row. Good thing I bought that Chinese ginseng.

 
Gonna tag Germany at 7:1

Cant see it getting lower. If they win tomorrow this drops back to 4:1 at most

If they somehow dont advance I'll gladly eat my wager. Also, there is a good chance they land 2nd in the group and if Brazil wins their group it means they will face off in the 1st rd. Im assuming this is also why it shot up to 7:1

Bad news is they play brazil 1st, good news is they wont in the final.

No one is making me feel like they are way above everyone else. Germany will need to win their last game against SKorea to qualify which (assuming the win against Sweden) will be a good tune up game for the knockouts.

 
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Man, #### the Brewers. They've ruined an excellent day of gambling two days in a row now. Ruining a 5-0 run today. They are a team that have haunted me for years. Whenever I bet on them, they score 0 runs. Whenever I bet against them, they score 12 runs. I really should make it a policy to not bet on Brewers games at all, they're just a terrible team.

Granted, I overlooked the fact that they were resting multiple starters today (including superstar Ryan Braun). What kills me is that I was debating between the Brewers F5 and Rangers / Twins U5 F5, the latter which won. I'm certain the only reason I bet on the Brewers today was because I was looking for redemption from yesterday. So overall, just an annoying situation missing hitting 5 in a row.

Reasons like this are why it's impossible to hit 100%. Sometimes we just get stuck in our own heads and try to play games we have no business betting on.

 
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Parlay (+203):

F5 - Giants ML,-115
F5 - Angels ML, -160

Not even going to bother with a writeup on this one, yes there is research behind it. Fade or follow. I'm too pissed off about the Brewers to care at this point. This was originally going to be just the Giants ML but now I have to parlay the Angels with them to get back to where I was supposed to be. So if you're looking for just one play, it's the Giants.

Cool tilt, bro.

PS: Brewers are trash.

 
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Daily Recap:

3-1 (75%), +$155.49 @ $100 a bet
9-6 (60%) YTD, +$256.52 YTD

F5 - Athletics ML, -120 (W)
Pirates / Diamondbacks no score in 1st, -130 (W)
Braves / Orioles no score in 1st, -105 (W)
F5 - Brewers ML, -105 (RIGGED)
 

I'm absolutely disgusted with today's day of gambling. This should have easily been a 100%, 5-0, +$400 day. To walk away at 3-1 disgusts me. I think the Brewers game was rigged today, too. But it's my fault for not catching it and betting on it again. I completely psyched myself out and made a stupid mistake. The Brewers rested Ryan Braun and multiple other starters on a Friday night. Who the #### does that? That's awful coaching to go along with an awful team. Ultimately, it was my fault for not checking lineups.

Literally watched the Brewers swing at everything. The amount of swings outside the strike zone is nauseating, it honestly looked faked. Brewers were clearly sandbagging. Whenever you're watching a game and it doesn't even resemble actual baseball, you know it's rigged. The fix was in yesterday and it was in today too. Like I said yesterday, you can't do anything about it when the games are rigged like this.

I should have been sharper.

 
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Stuart Ullman said:
Man, #### the Brewers. They've ruined an excellent day of gambling two days in a row now. Ruining a 5-0 run today. They are a team that have haunted me for years. Whenever I bet on them, they score 0 runs. Whenever I bet against them, they score 12 runs. I really should make it a policy to not bet on Brewers games at all, they're just a terrible team.

Granted, I overlooked the fact that they were resting multiple starters today (including superstar Ryan Braun). What kills me is that I was debating between the Brewers F5 and Rangers / Twins U5 F5, the latter which won. I'm certain the only reason I bet on the Brewers today was because I was looking for redemption from yesterday. So overall, just an annoying situation missing hitting 5 in a row.

Reasons like this are why it's impossible to hit 100%. Sometimes we just get stuck in our own heads and try to play games we have no business betting on.
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If you are calling ryan Braun a superstar yet, you don't have enough info to bet on the game. The crew has 6 players to fill the outfield and 1B. Braun rarely plays 2 days in a row and while still good is no where what he used to be. 

 
dino259 said:
If you are calling ryan Braun a superstar yet, you don't have enough info to bet on the game. The crew has 6 players to fill the outfield and 1B. Braun rarely plays 2 days in a row and while still good is no where what he used to be. 
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I'm glad you asked! The Braves / Orioles game started 10 minutes later than expected 7:45PM. The Brewers started at 8:10PM.

By the time my 1st inning bet won, I ended up having 10-15 minutes to finish research and make a bet. I missed double checking lineups. While Braun is not as good as he once was, the Brewers bet lost 0-1. They had no hits.

Have to think they at least have a good chance to tie if Braun, Santana, and Sogard weren't being rested. It wasn't a lack of info, it was me not doing my due diligence.

 
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Movement on both Padres and Rangers turned out to be right tonight. Pods movement was probably because of dudes left out of the San Francisco starting lineup though

 
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