*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (4 Viewers)

[zander_s]

I would like to ask the sideline reporter for Memphis/Georgia St. to go out on a date with me.  Good lord.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjNiqey0LvdAhVqhlQKHUUTDkwQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.magnoliamedspa.com%2Fsingle-post%2F2016%2F08%2F30%2FOlivia-Harlan-The-Next-Big-ESPN-Sideline-Reporter&psig=AOvVaw2ZYYuW-JhxFXzUtKZyRl0Y&ust=1537053407307910

 

[Stuart Ullman]

I would like to ask the sideline reporter for Memphis/Georgia St. to go out on a date with me.  Good lord.

You take the spread or the under?

 

[facook]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjNiqey0LvdAhVqhlQKHUUTDkwQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.magnoliamedspa.com%2Fsingle-post%2F2016%2F08%2F30%2FOlivia-Harlan-The-Next-Big-ESPN-Sideline-Reporter&psig=AOvVaw2ZYYuW-JhxFXzUtKZyRl0Y&ust=1537053407307910

Even better.

 

[facook]

You take the spread or the under?

Yes.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Yes.

I was looking for, "I'm going to spread her legs when she's under me". 

 

[facook]

I was looking for, "I'm going to spread her legs when she's under me". 

I just want to take her out for a drink.  Don't be crass.

 

[ChainsawU]

Since Scherzer has been a Nat they've gone 16-5-1 O/U 20-6-1 O/U on Friday; best starter+day combination for the over during that time.

Nats/Braves o8 -110

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I think Max is due for a CGSO

 

[facook]

I think Max is due for a CGSO

You're gonna wish he'd had one after DeGrom blanks the Giants this weekend.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

You're gonna wish he'd had one after DeGrom blanks the Giants this weekend.

Quiet you fool

 

[facook]

Quiet you fool

What'd you get him at?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

What'd you get him at?

Only +1350

 

[facook]

Only +1350

It's a really good bet though.  Best pitcher on one of the top 3 teams (preseason) in their league.  I am kicking myself for only taking Degrom.

 

[Trey]

@hagmania vandy total action? Need it. 

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Bro. I just learned Jane Says (Jane's Addiction), Slide (Goo Goo Dolls) and December (Collective Soul) on guitar in about a half hour. Is there anything your gambling icon can't do?
 

(I tried to learn Panama by Van Halen but it was too hard.)

 

[Stuart Ullman]

I took the Indians live at +205. They're at home down 2 runs and if they win today, they clinch a post season spot.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

EDWIN ENCARNACION GOES YARD! 1-RUN GAME! RUMBLE, YOUNG MAN, RUMBLE!!!

 

[Stuart Ullman]

MAKE THAT BACK-TO-BACK JACKS, MOTHER####ER!!! TIE GAME!!!

 

[greedygoat]

Ran into a friend at happy hour and it looks like I’ll be up for awhile

Anyone got any late night leans?

 

[swirvenirvin]

damn betdsi had a will rodgers play bet.. Where you at @lumpy19

 

[Dan Lambskin]

damn betdsi had a will rodgers play bet.. Where you at @lumpy19

Is he playing?

 

[ChainsawU]

Utah Utes will be able to leave it all on the field tomorrow. They don't play again until the 29th.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Parlay:

F5 - Rockies ML, -120
F5 - Padres / Rangers O4.5, -105
 

Feel like I've gotten jewed on a few things tonight. Rockies itself is the safe play but I'm trying to make a small run here at the end.

 

[swirvenirvin]

Is he playing?

of course he is

 

[Dan Lambskin]

of course he is

Is he gonna put up more fantasy points than Mahomes?

 

[facook]

I think Max is due for a CGSO

That's a shame.

 

[facook]

Is he gonna put up more fantasy points than Mahomes?

No.

 

[Wine Thief]

Ran into a friend at happy hour and it looks like I’ll be up for awhile

Anyone got any late night leans?

You see the snowman?

 

[Stuart Ullman]

30 days to NBA tipoff!!! Excited not to have to wait 1.5 hours to lose my bet with 2 outs left in the inning.

I mean, I'll still get screwed by last second baskets. But it's only going to consumer 25-30 minutes of my time, max.

 

[Wine Thief]

I would like to ask the sideline reporter for Memphis/Georgia St. to go out on a date with me.  Good lord.

He was cute

 

[swirvenirvin]

Had to close my RB account.  The different stories, excuses, lies, and names were just too much of a red flag.  I was always careful and never went much over the limit when I won.  Always got paid up until the end.

 

[facook]

He was cute

Not that guy.  The super cute blond female guy.

 

[facook]

Had to close my RB account.  The different stories, excuses, lies, and names were just too much of a red flag.  I was always careful and never went much over the limit when I won.  Always got paid up until the end.

Sad. oukurt was the 1st guy I connected with in here, though I never funded at his book.  Also he told me to tail Lumpy.  

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This guy the best! I swear, these punchy fight bets always lowkey win.

Herring a very easy winner. Ramirez next.

 

[got_nugs]

I think a lot of us jumped on the day they signed Arrietta.   I got them at 77.5 for a small car so I need them to go 4-12 the rest of the way but at one point two weeks ago it was like 6-25..... they have looked dreadfull

They got one today!  Thank god for Jeters fishes

 

[The Ref]

They got one today!  Thank god for Jeters fishes

If they got swept by the fish I was going to start to bet against them.  Need them to go at least 3-13 the rest of the way

 

[ChainsawU]

Toledo FH +7

you going again this year?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Herring a very easy winner. Ramirez next.

####### Antonio Orozco is a tough mother####er. Dropped twice and still keeps coming. Prob not getting this one unless Jose pulls it out of the bag.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Gotta admit, this is one of my better 3 day runs in a LONG TIME.

God bless it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Gotta admit, this is one of my better 3 day runs in a LONG TIME.

God bless it.

You definitely have the tout speak down.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

You definitely have the tout speak down.

It's pretty good schtick. Nobody really pays that much attention to anyone else's bets. I learned that a long time ago.

Win or lose. At best, all you can do is bring negative attention to yourself for trying too hard.

Might as well just have fun with it. 

 

[TripItUp]

Panthers +7

Cardinals +13

Jets -3

49ers -5.5

Redskins -5.5

 

[hagmania]

@hagmania vandy total action? Need it. 

Vandy-Irish u52

 

[hagmania]

It's pretty good schtick. Nobody really pays that much attention to anyone else's bets. I learned that a long time ago.

As you can see, VandyTotals is sweeping the nation.

 

[lumpy19]

damn betdsi had a will rodgers play bet.. Where you at @lumpy19

Didn't feel like sharing since you don't share your props anymore

 

[swirvenirvin]

Didn't feel like sharing since you don't share your props anymore

mean

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Need more bets for today

all I have is Hawaii +7 and tOSU -13

 

[lumpy19]

Need more bets for today

all I have is Hawaii +7 and tOSU -13

Bama and over, I'd still play those at current numbers

 

[comfortably numb]

Need more bets for today

all I have is Hawaii +7 and tOSU -13

o2.5  Arsenal/Newcastle