fasteddie_21
2006 NM Poker Champ
While I'll be at work for this tourney
, I'd still like to see where I *would* be drafted. Please? :masterofthetorqbow:
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Hey fe, I wont be able to start tonight until about 10pm pst. if you can make it on.While I'll be at work for this tourney, I'd still like to see where I *would* be drafted. Please? :masterofthetorqbow:-fe
working on my wife. remember though. She's pregnant. Her hormones might give her an advantage.Update: Mrs. orcinus is in for the potential wives' match
Otis - Just becauseOrcinus - deathpool master and would be yelling at niloc to quit turning in circles and go find somebody.Niloc - well we all know it is more fun to die early and watch him roam the mapTlef - last night I think his line was 0 0 0 0This team right here would be untouchable.
Is this code for IN?Are you smacking me?Can I get a written transcript of the show?Watching "The Breakup" with Vince Vaughn talking trash to a 12 year old playing Madden pretty much hit home.Watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre may prepare you for future on Friday night.LAUNCH
Is this code for IN? Are you smacking me?Watching "The Breakup" with Vince Vaughn talking trash to a 12 year old playing Madden pretty much hit home.
Watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre may prepare you for future on Friday night.
LAUNCH
Can I get a written transcript of the show?
Actually I didn't bring the Rosetta Stone todayIn
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I'm taking off work Friday to prepare for the tournament FE and will be online playing all night Thursday.
What is Rosetta Stone other than a great TOOL song.Is this code for IN? Are you smacking me?Watching "The Breakup" with Vince Vaughn talking trash to a 12 year old playing Madden pretty much hit home.
Watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre may prepare you for future on Friday night.
LAUNCH
Can I get a written transcript of the show?Actually I didn't bring the Rosetta Stone todayIn
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I discovered some new skills last night that, without a doubt, make me the top draft pick available. While adding these new wrinkles to the arsenal that is orcinus, I'll admit my overall play might have slipped a little bit; however, I still proved my worth on the field of battle tenfold. On a scale from one to ten, I'd give last night's performance a weak 9.8, only because I was having to battle my wife's sarcastic barbs (shut up, reaper) in addition to the COG soldiers. In fact, I'd say I'm the best FBG GoW player we have right now, and that's not an exaggerated boast. And the bad news for the rest of you? I'm only going to get better.In the interest of fair competition, though, I'll share some of my discoveries with the less fortunate among you. That's right ... you know who you are, Gator.1. I'm really good at making mad dashes for weapons that are heavily guarded on maps I don't like, and by heavily guarded, I mean lots and lots of bullets. I think the COG team cheated somehow and had the bridges shooting guns at one point. I filed a complaint with Epic Games on this, though, and will share the results as they come in.2. I've mastered the art of grenade tagging without even pressing the correct button. My first three matches showed flawless execution of this move, in fact. Grab grenades, dive and roll up to panicked bad guy, press "Y", wonder what the hell my spleen is doing sliding down the steps. I think part of my problem is the fact I get a little bit too excited at times during this game, but I also know that can easily be corrected by adding more beer to the equation.3. I'm getting to be a really good complainer. So much so that I'm probably the most feared adversary the death pool has ever known ... and that's only the things heard when I'm not all alone in there. From lagging to dying during stupid chainsaw animations that show me pwning souls, I've had ample time to expand my vocabulary and work on my complaint letters.4. I rule the Death Pool with an iron fist. You think you're having a bad match because you got picked off by a sniper? Friend, your trials and tribulations have only begun. My advantageous entry into the cool kids club each match gives me ample time to unscrew all the salt shakers, shake up your beer and spit in your cheese dip.It's a jungle out there, and I'll use every guerilla warfare tactic available ... even if it means coming over to your home and flipping breaker switches.So remember one thing come draft day ... orcinus = victory.Without me, your team is a d****
Ive decided to hire an agent and go pro and enter the draft this friday. As a result I found a profile of my draft status and breakdown on one of the draft pages. Copied it here for any of the four teams to scout me with.
PROFILE
Bonfire
XboxLiveTag: Model Engine
Height: 6'2
Weight: 235
College Attended: DeVry
Positionecoy/Sacrifical Lamb
*He is a tweener, not sure where he fits in the Pro's
40 yard dash: 17.81s
Vertical Leap: 8"
225 reps:0
*But he did soil his pants trying so we gave him credit for 0.5
Favorite Weapon: Spatula
Favorite Offensive Move: Neutralizing opponents chainsaw by clogging it with his body
Favorite Defensive Move: Spining in a stationary circle
*Questionable effectiveness as military maneuvers
Most heard to say in game: What do these red-dots closing in around me mean?
Pro-Comparison: Combines Jon Daly's moral fortitude with Nate Newton's top end speed
Possible health concerns: Lack of thumbs do to tragic childhood cheese grating accident hamper abillity to work controllers at optimal level
This seriously made me laugh out loud in my class full of kids taking a math test. Thanks!Ive decided to hire an agent and go pro and enter the draft this friday. As a result I found a profile of my draft status and breakdown on one of the draft pages. Copied it here for any of the four teams to scout me with.
PROFILE
Bonfire
XboxLiveTag: Model Engine
Height: 6'2
Weight: 235
College Attended: DeVry
Positionecoy/Sacrifical Lamb
*He is a tweener, not sure where he fits in the Pro's
40 yard dash: 17.81s
Vertical Leap: 8"
225 reps:0
*But he did soil his pants trying so we gave him credit for 0.5
Favorite Weapon: Spatula
Favorite Offensive Move: Neutralizing opponents chainsaw by clogging it with his body
Favorite Defensive Move: Spining in a stationary circle
*Questionable effectiveness as military maneuvers
Most heard to say in game: What do these red-dots closing in around me mean?
Pro-Comparison: Combines Jon Daly's moral fortitude with Nate Newton's top end speed
Possible health concerns: Lack of thumbs do to tragic childhood cheese grating accident hamper abillity to work controllers at optimal level
What means this?In the interest of fair competition, though, I'll share some of my discoveries with the less fortunate among you. That's right ... you know who you are, Gator.
You know the FBG move here.Make it so.Well, it seems I have pissed off my wife over something.I might be available on Friday as a stand-in if the night does not go well.
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please add me to the list, whatever list that is...gamertag: newteechI barely learned to use cover today, so I'll be good to draw fire from the enemyNever.I haven't read 1000 posts of this thread.Is it too late to get in on this?![]()
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Go home tonight, tell her to make me a pie and clean the house, then when Friday comes around have her take me to dinner, but when it is over say let's go home, do her in about 3 minutes, say you have important stuff to do, grab the Doritos and rock the 360 with GoW?orcinus said:You know the FBG move here.Make it so.Mad Cow said:Well, it seems I have pissed off my wife over something.I might be available on Friday as a stand-in if the night does not go well.
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It is hard to adjust from BF - I keep wanting to spot the baddies I see for my teammates, but there is no Q button to hit.i guess ill make myself available for the tourney, but im still sharing an HDTV with the family, so there i chance i wont be able to make it. Still, consider me draftable, and ill try to let you guys know if i cant make it friday night. Just got a few rounds in. Im getting more accurate with the lancer, and using cover, so im able to hold my own in fair fire fights. But, im constantly getting flanked by shot guns and nades. Having everyone on mics should help that a little, but i think getting a better idea of the map would help a ton.I definetly wish there was a mini-map with icons to show where your teammates are. It would definetly help.
And just a quick FYI - he sucks as a leader of any kind and cannot fly vehicles for crap.and by the way, my younger brother is also usng my xbox live account. So if you send me an invite or message and i dont respond, its not an insult, just him playing.
this has been established. However, he does contest that he placed that spawn beacon before the sentry gun was put there. From what ive seen, he does a decent job as SL. Moves his beacon all the time and gives orders. I think you just caught him on a bad night. And if not, you were still a fool to follow a 13 year old.And just a quick FYI - he sucks as a leader of any kind and cannot fly vehicles for crap.and by the way, my younger brother is also usng my xbox live account. So if you send me an invite or message and i dont respond, its not an insult, just him playing.![]()
I would say Halo <> GoW - very different games entirely.this has been established. However, he does contest that he placed that spawn beacon before the sentry gun was put there. From what ive seen, he does a decent job as SL. Moves his beacon all the time and gives orders. I think you just caught him on a bad night. And if not, you were still a fool to follow a 13 year old.And just a quick FYI - he sucks as a leader of any kind and cannot fly vehicles for crap.and by the way, my younger brother is also usng my xbox live account. So if you send me an invite or message and i dont respond, its not an insult, just him playing.![]()
As far as flying, yeah, he sucks. good thing there are no vehicles in GOW. Hell, he's probably better than me right now/ He's got HALO experience.
Otis said:I thought the 4-team tourney was Thurs night -- am I mistaken?For the record, the Otis-led team (still unnamed) will be on tonight doing some hardcore scouting. The draft board will largely be coming together tonight. Something to keep in mind tonight when your wife asks you to watch Dances with Wolves with her on TNT...
but at least he is used to aiming and shooting with a controller.I would say Halo <> GoW - very different games entirely.this has been established. However, he does contest that he placed that spawn beacon before the sentry gun was put there. From what ive seen, he does a decent job as SL. Moves his beacon all the time and gives orders. I think you just caught him on a bad night. And if not, you were still a fool to follow a 13 year old.And just a quick FYI - he sucks as a leader of any kind and cannot fly vehicles for crap.and by the way, my younger brother is also usng my xbox live account. So if you send me an invite or message and i dont respond, its not an insult, just him playing.![]()
As far as flying, yeah, he sucks. good thing there are no vehicles in GOW. Hell, he's probably better than me right now/ He's got HALO experience.
This is true.but at least he is used to aiming and shooting with a controller.I would say Halo <> GoW - very different games entirely.this has been established. However, he does contest that he placed that spawn beacon before the sentry gun was put there. From what ive seen, he does a decent job as SL. Moves his beacon all the time and gives orders. I think you just caught him on a bad night. And if not, you were still a fool to follow a 13 year old.And just a quick FYI - he sucks as a leader of any kind and cannot fly vehicles for crap.and by the way, my younger brother is also usng my xbox live account. So if you send me an invite or message and i dont respond, its not an insult, just him playing.![]()
As far as flying, yeah, he sucks. good thing there are no vehicles in GOW. Hell, he's probably better than me right now/ He's got HALO experience.
back a few pages there is a post that has all the maps on it, it even shows where the weapons are. If your a truei guess ill make myself available for the tourney, but im still sharing an HDTV with the family, so there i chance i wont be able to make it. Still, consider me draftable, and ill try to let you guys know if i cant make it friday night.
Just got a few rounds in. Im getting more accurate with the lancer, and using cover, so im able to hold my own in fair fire fights. But, im constantly getting flanked by shot guns and nades. Having everyone on mics should help that a little, but i think getting a better idea of the map would help a ton.
I definetly wish there was a mini-map with icons to show where your teammates are. It would definetly help.
me too. i had to break an old rake in half to fit it inside a garbage can at work, so i put it up against the wall and curb stomped it.I think I have been playing to much. The other night at Home Depot I saw all the chainsaws and thought, wonder what these would look like hanging from the end of my gun?
INTLEF316 is in ...
Only one spot left!
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stonereaper9
Tango Zulu
Otis66
Usual21
EAbell - belljr
orcinus kc - orcinus
Brushback86 - Giant Wooden Badger
FBG JTG - JerseyToughGuys
nilloc1204 - Schmegma
JNox3 - JNox3
FBG_Alias - Alias
FBG Gator - The Gator
LA Launch - Launch
Model Engine - Bonfire
TLEF316 - TLEF316