The Super Bowl long ago became a game for house wives, teenie boppers, and corporate ####s who want to be seen. Football has allowed its championship game to be coopted by folks who hate football the rest of the year and who have contempt for us fans. It is now about commercials, halftime shows, and the wives and girlfriends of the players. The network will spend more time broadcasting what individual players wear to the stadium than their performance and health in the week of practice leading up to the game. The sponsors will insist that the players appear for vapid press events that will prevent practice and rehab during the second week leading up to the game. Makes me sick.
They should hold the game in places where Paris Hilton and the Kardashians will not go, places like Green Bay, Philly, or Buffalo. Ticket sales should go 40% each to the season ticket holders or individual game ticket holders of each participating team . The remaining 20% should be sold no more than 2 at a time and to persons who have to pass a football knowledge test before purchasing. Security should not be allowed at the doors to suites. The glitterati should be apprehensive to appear. They should have to move through the crowds like a real fan or not show up. If they can't defend their suite they should not be there.
Sideline reporters should be subject to "Office Linebacker" treatment if they approach any coach during the game, and especially right before or after halftime. Halftime should be the same length as it is now and should involve nothing more elaborate than Frisbee catching dogs and dance routines by an all star squad of cheerleaders voted on by the most misogynistic fans around. Gene Steratore should ref the game. The ground should be allowed to cause a fumble, hold the ball on catches or runs until the carriers body stops progressing. coaches should be allowed 3 challenges, but if they lose one they should be ejected from the game. Owners should not be videoed. If they get a suite it must have one way glass. They, the owners, should not be allowed on the sideline before the game is over, and if they do go down the opposing coach ought to be able to demand they take the field for one play.