## OFFICIAL ## Taylor Swift thread (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

Probably not good in bed.

She's worth millions...not sure I'd care if I were her husband.

 

[flapgreen]

I wouldnt care

 

[fatness]

She's a very positive upbeat role model.

Me too!!

Yes you are.

The guy's an inspiration to cheerleaders around here.

McGarnicle Cheer

Explode!

Ignite!

McGarnicle is dy-no-mite!

 

[seahawk 17]

Probably not good in bed.

She's worth millions...not sure I'd care if I were her husband.

Not sure about you, but I like to test drive a car before I buy it.

 

[timschochet]

All her former lovers think she's insane.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Probably not good in bed.

All the more reason to teach her some real dirty things

 

[Tom Servo]

Probably not good in bed.

KShe's worth millions...not sure I'd care if I were her husband.

Not sure about you, but I like to test drive a car before I buy it.

For a couple hundred mil, I'll take my chances.

 

[Abraham]

All her former lovers think she's insane.

She doesn't have any former "lovers," which is why they think she is insane.

 

[rockaction]

Probably not good in bed.

KShe's worth millions...not sure I'd care if I were her husband.

Not sure about you, but I like to test drive a car before I buy it.

For completely and utterly free, I'll take my chances.

 

[Tom Servo]

Probably not good in bed.

KShe's worth millions...not sure I'd care if I were her husband.

Not sure about you, but I like to test drive a car before I buy it.

For completely and utterly free, I'll take my chances.

Speak for yourself.

 

[rockaction]

Probably not good in bed.

KShe's worth millions...not sure I'd care if I were her husband.

Not sure about you, but I like to test drive a car before I buy it.

For completely and utterly free, I'll take my chances.

Speak for yourself.

If the worst thing that happens to me the rest of my life is that I wind up in a Taylor Swift song after a break-up, I've hit the jackpot.

 

[Tom Servo]

Probably not good in bed.

KShe's worth millions...not sure I'd care if I were her husband.

Not sure about you, but I like to test drive a car before I buy it.

For completely and utterly free, I'll take my chances.

Speak for yourself.

If the worst thing that happens to me the rest of my life is that I wind up in a Taylor Swift song after a break-up, I've hit the jackpot.

Good point.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

For anyone that hates Taylor Swift, anything wrong with a hate ####?

 

[Abraham]

Blank space is awesome. That is all.

 

[shadyridr]

Blank space is awesome. That is all.

its a good song

 

[Aerial Assault]

It is a good song. Girl can write. She rules.

 

[Abraham]

I remember hearing "tim McGraw" for the first time and thinking "this girl writes Her own songs? Wow, she could maybe put together a nice little country career."

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

THIS SHHHIIIII IS MY JAM!

Like it but sounds a little like Lorde IMO (which I like).

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

On the other hand you have to make hay while the sun is shining.

I guess, although at 24 and worth $200M, hay seems to be the least of her problems.

True. I think the problem for most of these celebrities is keeping the money they've made. Hopefully she doesn't get swindled. She seems like a decent person.

She does seem decent and pretty chill. One of the few popular female singers who don't feel the need to sell straight sexuality.

Are you telling me she is a Lesbian?

So has this whole Karlie Kloss thing been discussed?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2862513/Taylor-Swift-denies-secret-lesbian-romance-model-BFF-Karlie-Kloss-cosy-Twitter-picture-sends-fans-frenzy.html

She lives with a Victoria Secret model?

 

[Mario Kart]

I'm a fan of...

1. This Love

2. Clean

3. Wonderland

4. Blank Space

5. Shake It Off

a few others.

Like listening to a 1980's pop album. Feels authentic to that era.

 

[McGarnicle]

On the other hand you have to make hay while the sun is shining.

I guess, although at 24 and worth $200M, hay seems to be the least of her problems.

True. I think the problem for most of these celebrities is keeping the money they've made. Hopefully she doesn't get swindled. She seems like a decent person.

She does seem decent and pretty chill. One of the few popular female singers who don't feel the need to sell straight sexuality.

Are you telling me she is a Lesbian?

So has this whole Karlie Kloss thing been discussed?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2862513/Taylor-Swift-denies-secret-lesbian-romance-model-BFF-Karlie-Kloss-cosy-Twitter-picture-sends-fans-frenzy.html

She lives with a Victoria Secret model?

So I like her now.

 

[Abraham]

Oh hell yeah.

 

[eoMMan]

I think it would be more interesting if she went the Ariana Grande route and started humping rappers. Her prudish tendencies and every song being about relationships are getting old.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I think it would be more interesting if she went the Ariana Grande route and started humping rappers. Her prudish tendencies and every song being about relationships are getting old.

If she wants to break from the mold why can't she get with some old, fat, flatulent, message board posters? Why rappers, a played out idiom?

I can see her next hit now, My Message Board Daddy, followed up by I'm a Big Fan of Big Hands - an Ode to Otis. Imagine the video to her follow up hit, Oh, Hello Shuke!

 

[koby925]

Meet you in your Mom's basement

 

[rockaction]

On the other hand you have to make hay while the sun is shining.

I guess, although at 24 and worth $200M, hay seems to be the least of her problems.

True. I think the problem for most of these celebrities is keeping the money they've made. Hopefully she doesn't get swindled. She seems like a decent person.

She does seem decent and pretty chill. One of the few popular female singers who don't feel the need to sell straight sexuality.

Are you telling me she is a Lesbian?

So has this whole Karlie Kloss thing been discussed?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2862513/Taylor-Swift-denies-secret-lesbian-romance-model-BFF-Karlie-Kloss-cosy-Twitter-picture-sends-fans-frenzy.html

She lives with a Victoria Secret model?

I wanna hear that song.

 

[Jack White]

The masses seem to like her music.

I don't, of course, but I don't begrudge her success.

After all, people who buy her music and go to her concerts do so of their own volition.

Plus, she is sorta hot.

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/taylor-nj/taylor-swift-new-jersey-concert-photos-video-09.jpg

 

[Tom Servo]

The masses seem to like her music.

I don't, of course, but I don't begrudge her success.

After all, people who buy her music and go to her concerts do so of their own volition.

Plus, she is sorta hot.

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/taylor-nj/taylor-swift-new-jersey-concert-photos-video-09.jpg

This has to be a BGP alias.

 

[pantherclub]

The masses seem to like her music.

I don't, of course, but I don't begrudge her success.

After all, people who buy her music and go to her concerts do so of their own volition.

Plus, she is sorta hot.

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/taylor-nj/taylor-swift-new-jersey-concert-photos-video-09.jpg

she is attractive no doubt but thats not the most flattering pic of her

 

[General Malaise]

I like this song. There, I said it.

 

[Jack White]

The masses seem to like her music.

I don't, of course, but I don't begrudge her success.

After all, people who buy her music and go to her concerts do so of their own volition.

Plus, she is sorta hot.

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/taylor-nj/taylor-swift-new-jersey-concert-photos-video-09.jpg

she is attractive no doubt but thats not the most flattering pic of her

I'm a leg man.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I haven't read a page of this thread, but as someone with an 8 year-old daughter who listens to a lot of music, I understand how someone could hope her larynx explodes into a billion tiny pieces.

 

[General Malaise]

The masses seem to like her music.

I don't, of course, but I don't begrudge her success.

After all, people who buy her music and go to her concerts do so of their own volition.

Plus, she is sorta hot.

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/taylor-nj/taylor-swift-new-jersey-concert-photos-video-09.jpg

she is attractive no doubt but thats not the most flattering pic of her

I'm a leg man.

me too

 

[Jack White]

The masses seem to like her music.

I don't, of course, but I don't begrudge her success.

After all, people who buy her music and go to her concerts do so of their own volition.

Plus, she is sorta hot.

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/taylor-nj/taylor-swift-new-jersey-concert-photos-video-09.jpg

she is attractive no doubt but thats not the most flattering pic of her

I'm a leg man.

me too

Too bad we can't embed images in posts.

Why is that?

 

[irish eyes]

The masses seem to like her music.

I don't, of course, but I don't begrudge her success.

After all, people who buy her music and go to her concerts do so of their own volition.

Plus, she is sorta hot.

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/taylor-nj/taylor-swift-new-jersey-concert-photos-video-09.jpg

she is attractive no doubt but thats not the most flattering pic of her

I'm a leg man.

me too

Was this taken in the desert because I believe I see a camel....toe that is.

 

[Todem]

The masses seem to like her music.

I don't, of course, but I don't begrudge her success.

After all, people who buy her music and go to her concerts do so of their own volition.

Plus, she is sorta hot.

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/taylor-nj/taylor-swift-new-jersey-concert-photos-video-09.jpg

she is attractive no doubt but thats not the most flattering pic of her

I'm a leg man.

me too

That is just flat out yummy. Love that camel toe as well.

 

[freakinback]

I like this tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzhAS_GnJIc

 

[Mario Kart]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDpDZyqtW8Q

 

[VA703]

did she get released with the fappening?

 

[shadyridr]

did she get released with the fappening?

Considering she is infamous for being a huge #### tease and never giving it up Id say no naked pics exist of her.

 

[General Malaise]

did she get released with the fappening?

Considering she is infamous for being a huge #### tease and never giving it up Id say no naked pics exist of her.

There's a sex tape.

 

[shadyridr]

did she get released with the fappening?

Considering she is infamous for being a huge #### tease and never giving it up Id say no naked pics exist of her.

There's a sex tape.

of her? I never heard that

 

[VA703]

did she get released with the fappening?

Considering she is infamous for being a huge #### tease and never giving it up Id say no naked pics exist of her.

There's a sex tape.

of her? I never heard that

I know what im doing tonight

 

[General Malaise]

did she get released with the fappening?

Considering she is infamous for being a huge #### tease and never giving it up Id say no naked pics exist of her.

There's a sex tape.

of her? I never heard that

Looks a lot like her, only with a giant wang coming out of her orifice.

 

[shadyridr]

did she get released with the fappening?

Considering she is infamous for being a huge #### tease and never giving it up Id say no naked pics exist of her.

There's a sex tape.

of her? I never heard that

Looks a lot like her, only with a giant wang coming out of her orifice.

 

[Tom Servo]

did she get released with the fappening?

Considering she is infamous for being a huge #### tease and never giving it up Id say no naked pics exist of her.

Just because she turned down your request for an autograph you don't have to get catty.

 

[flapgreen]

did she get released with the fappening?

Considering she is infamous for being a huge #### tease and never giving it up Id say no naked pics exist of her.

There's a sex tape.

of her? I never heard that

Yeah. Shes the one taking a #### in the eye

 

[shadyridr]

That wasnt jlaw

 

[wadegarrett]

did she get released with the fappening?

Considering she is infamous for being a huge #### tease and never giving it up Id say no naked pics exist of her.

There's a sex tape.

of her? I never heard that

Looks a lot like her, only with a giant wang coming out of her orifice.

 

[Mario Kart]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3yyF31jbKo