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***OFFICIAL***What Do You Need On Monday Night (1 Viewer)

The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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So, your game is not within reach, huh? Better luck next year.
 
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If it "doesn't work" and is not interesting to everyone how the hell did it get so many responses?
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Because people are morons.
 
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Donald Driver to get me 6 points....which is 60 yards or a TD.

I'm a little nervous.
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eeoman, you and me both man.I need 5.2 pts where we get 1/2 pt per reception, and 1 pt for every 10 yards and 6 for a TD.

so I need 3 catches for 38 yards.....not confident at all that he'll get that.

1 catch for like 48 yards on the first play of the game would be nice though.

 
League 1: Donald Driver to score less than 23.6 points in order for me to make the semifinals. I like my chances here but anything can happen. :football: League 2: Gado to score less than 43 points. I think I am OK here. :yes: Other 2 leagues: Not a thing, I won! :excited:

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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I thought the rule of thumb was "be excellent to one another".
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That's another one. This is just an excerpt from the Big Book Of Joe, pinned at the top of this very forum for everybody to read and understand. Because this thread clearly violates one of the prime directives of the Shark Pool, I STRENUOUSLY urge management to ban the originator of this thread.
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But what do you need?
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:thumbup: yeah, what we really want to know is what does smoo's team(s) need tonight! :yes: :yawn:
 
The other rule of thumb is to not act like a mod if you aren't one. Let the staff do their "job" and point out rules violations to them to deal with, instead of assuming mod-like powers/authority you don't actually have.

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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where in the rule does it say that it allows you to be a d|ck.look how many people replied to this thread, let it go.

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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I thought the rule of thumb was "be excellent to one another".
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That's another one. This is just an excerpt from the Big Book Of Joe, pinned at the top of this very forum for everybody to read and understand. Because this thread clearly violates one of the prime directives of the Shark Pool, I STRENUOUSLY urge management to ban the originator of this thread.
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If it "doesn't work" and is not interesting to everyone how the hell did it get so many responses? Some people on this board need to chill out and stop playing Board Cop. If you are not interested in the topic, DON'T READ IT.P.S. I need Driver to fumble 15 times.
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:goodposting: and the PS = :lmao:

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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So, your game is not within reach, huh? Better luck next year.
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Smoo doesn't even play fantasy football any more. He quit:

A. Because he couldn't manage his way to the SB of a kindergarden league.

B. So he could devote more time to making every FBG's life just a little more miserable.

:P

Oh, and I need 5 yards (& no fumbles) from Heap. :thumbup:

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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where in the rule does it say that it allows you to be a d|ck.look how many people replied to this thread, let it go.
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This is known as "circumventing the language filter" and is also an offense that could go on your permanent record. I suggest you be more careful in your future postings lest you come across a less forgiving and compassionate man than I.
 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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So, your game is not within reach, huh? Better luck next year.
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Smoo doesn't even play fantasy football any more. He quit:

A. Because he couldn't manage his way to the SB of a kindergarden league.

B. So he could devote more time to making every FBG's life just a little more miserable.

:P

Oh, and I need 5 yards (& no fumbles) from Heap. :thumbup:
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I choose B.
 
The other rule of thumb is to not act like a mod if you aren't one. Let the staff do their "job" and point out rules violations to them to deal with, instead of assuming mod-like powers/authority you don't actually have.
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I've been told that reporting people is for weenies. It's much more fun to just point out the transgressions with large bolded text. Next time I might use colours, too.
 
Our playoffs start next week, and I am currently in a position where I need for the guy ahead of me to lose to leap frog me into his playoff spot. Currently, he is down 20 points with his season hinging on Gado. Gado has to run for more than 100 yards and score 3 TDs to keep me out of the playoffs.

 
Like anybody's even going to watch tonight's game anyway. Packers and Ravens? Please. I'd rather watch re-runs of "Small Wonder".

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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I thought the rule of thumb was "be excellent to one another".
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That's another one. This is just an excerpt from the Big Book Of Joe, pinned at the top of this very forum for everybody to read and understand. Because this thread clearly violates one of the prime directives of the Shark Pool, I STRENUOUSLY urge management to ban the originator of this thread.
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Smoo - and any other FBG lurking or working - I would like some clarification this thread violating onf of the prime directives BS. If in fact it does (it's NOT a WDIS in disguise), then WHY has it been posted and allowed to live every single week until now when someone makes that comment.Consistency = also good for Everybody

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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I thought the rule of thumb was "be excellent to one another".
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That's another one. This is just an excerpt from the Big Book Of Joe, pinned at the top of this very forum for everybody to read and understand. Because this thread clearly violates one of the prime directives of the Shark Pool, I STRENUOUSLY urge management to ban the originator of this thread.
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Smoo - and any other FBG lurking or working - I would like some clarification this thread violating onf of the prime directives BS. If in fact it does (it's NOT a WDIS in disguise), then WHY has it been posted and allowed to live every single week until now when someone makes that comment.Consistency = also good for Everybody
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Thanks for asking, Percy.It lives because if the mods went around seeking out every violation of the rules, that would be all they did all day every day. So they generally just wait until somebody complains about something.

I haven't reported this thread, I just wanted to make sure that each and every one of you contributing to this thread realized that you are violating Shark Pool rules, and should be collectively ashamed of yourselves for turning this pristine environment for supporting the glorious hobby of fantasy football into a toxic puddle of swill.

Some of us call this home, and you're all neglecting to wipe your feet.

 
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Week 17 Title game. Win tonight, #1 seed: lose, #2.Need Ravens D/ST to score one TD or shut out the Pack.

 
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I need Todd Heap to score over -3 points. :banned:

WHAT DO YOU NEED?!??!?!
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I need 6 pts out of Heap to Tie, which means I need a touchdown out of him. So hopefully it is 17-7 packers with the Ravens touchdown by Heap.
 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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IF THIS IS A POLL I USUALLY VOTE SMOO HERE... :P

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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I thought the rule of thumb was "be excellent to one another".
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That's another one. This is just an excerpt from the Big Book Of Joe, pinned at the top of this very forum for everybody to read and understand. Because this thread clearly violates one of the prime directives of the Shark Pool, I STRENUOUSLY urge management to ban the originator of this thread.
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Smoo - and any other FBG lurking or working - I would like some clarification this thread violating onf of the prime directives BS. If in fact it does (it's NOT a WDIS in disguise), then WHY has it been posted and allowed to live every single week until now when someone makes that comment.Consistency = also good for Everybody
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Thanks for asking, Percy.It lives because if the mods went around seeking out every violation of the rules, that would be all they did all day every day. So they generally just wait until somebody complains about something.

I haven't reported this thread, I just wanted to make sure that each and every one of you contributing to this thread realized that you are violating Shark Pool rules, and should be collectively ashamed of yourselves for turning this pristine environment for supporting the glorious hobby of fantasy football into a toxic puddle of swill.

Some of us call this home, and you're all neglecting to wipe your feet.
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wow, you need to go out and get drunk and take the broom out of your.....
 
Like anybody's even going to watch tonight's game anyway. Packers and Ravens? Please. I'd rather watch re-runs of "Small Wonder".
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Was Small Wonder the one with the little girl that was a robot? If so, she really creeped me the hell out.(If I'm off here, please explain what Small Wonder is/was. Also, at the risk of interrupting an otherwise compelling thread on what people need tonight, please tell me why Small Wonder is worth watching.

TIA)

 
Like anybody's even going to watch tonight's game anyway. Packers and Ravens? Please. I'd rather watch re-runs of "Small Wonder".
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Was Small Wonder the one with the little girl that was a robot? If so, she really creeped me the hell out.(If I'm off here, please explain what Small Wonder is/was. Also, at the risk of interrupting an otherwise compelling thread on what people need tonight, please tell me why Small Wonder is worth watching.

TIA)
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Yes, I think it was the one with the robot kid. And it isn't even remotely worth watching. Neither is a Packers/Ravens game. That was the point.
 
League #1: I need the GB defense to score more than -.07 pointsLeague #2: I'm up by 26 and he has Gado left. Not impossible to lose, but I'm feeling pretty good.

 
I need 6 pts out of Heap to Tie, which means I need a touchdown out of him. So hopefully it is 17-7 packers with the Ravens touchdown by Heap.
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That is the correct answer - but if I DO get 6 from Heap (TD or 60+ yards receiving) I need 10 between Driver & Stover (so I'll win the tie-breaker). Heap scoring on a 12 yard TD pass would be much simpler though :-)
 
26 points out of Gado and the Ravens Def thanks to my wonderful decision to play Warner over Brady. :cry: Still have a shot though :confused:

 
I need either 100 yds from Gado or a TD. $300 difference on it (& chance for more of course).The funniest thing about this thread is that it seems Gado is in nearly every post. Gado=playoffs apparently.

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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I need 5 FGs from Stover or 4 40yd FGs or 3 50yd FGs.

I'd like to thank that ######## on Atlanta D for intercepting Grossman, getting up, running into his own player and fumbling to give Jones another chance to score a TD.

:ptts:
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BAH, all GB needed to do was stop one of Baltimore's 10 TD scoring drives to let Stover kick a 30+ yd FG and I would have won. :ptts:

 
I was winning by one point before last night's game and he was playing the GB defense. My only chance was the RAVENS scoring at least 35 points and getting more than 350 yards, woth no sacks or turnovers. Living in Baltimore area, I know how bad the Ravens are, so I did not even watch the game and had conceded defeat. Woke up this morning and see Ravens win 48-3. :excited: Logon and check the scores ... he lost two points and I am in the championship. In the best possible way, his team blowing it and me getting a good night's sleep. This is a great way to start the day. My first year in fantasy football and I am in the championship. :D Thanks sharks.

 
The rule of thumb for the Shark Pool here is "Make it applicable to everyone". I hate to break it to you but most people in the Shark Pool don't care about your team. They care about football. If the focus of your post is your team, it won't work.
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Man, a thread with 95 replies and 800+ reviews still isnt good enough, for enough people? Wannabe mods. = :X
 
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26 points out of Gado and the Ravens Def thanks to my wonderful decision to play Warner over Brady.  :cry:   Still have a shot though  :confused:
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:no: :ptts:
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Went to bed at halftime knowing I had lost, only to find that the fumble return for the td tied it up for me and I won the tiebreaker. Super Bowl, here I is!!! :thumbup:
 
26 points out of Gado and the Ravens Def thanks to my wonderful decision to play Warner over Brady.   :cry:    Still have a shot though   :confused:
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:no: :ptts:
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Went to bed at halftime knowing I had lost, only to find that the fumble return for the td tied it up for me and I won the tiebreaker. Super Bowl, here I is!!! :thumbup:
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You went to bed within 1 TD of the Superbowl? Diff'rent Strokes, I guess.
 
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