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I think of you more as a hapless sidekick that isn't funny enough.Think Tom Arnold in Red Heat.
I texted him earlier in the draft and some chick called back to tell me she didn't appreciate being called a #####.
I texted him earlier in the draft and some chick called back to tell me she didn't appreciate being called a #####.
Being considered unfunnier than Tom Arnold should be grounds for suicide.
Can I have your team?
I mean, wait, don't do it!
I thought you were here to help.
No, he's yours. I considered him but I have no idea if I want a pitcher or a hitter here, that's the problem. I had another guy I'd rather have than Mitchell on the hitting side anyway. Thanks for the consideration though. Also Greco>I have a new phone since I live in the U.S. now
Swear to God. I texted to your old number: U R OTC P u ss y. She called asked who I was. I said I was looking for Doctor Detroit. She said what does OTC mean and I said if you have to ask you can't afford it. We laughed, chatted and are going to dinner next time I get to Berlin.ETA: Okay, I made the bolded part up.No, he's yours. I considered him but I have no idea if I want a pitcher or a hitter here, that's the problem. I had another guy I'd rather have than Mitchell on the hitting side anyway. Thanks for the consideration though. Also Greco>I have a new phone since I live in the U.S. now
Did you really get a call from her though? She's not a very nice person nor a handsome woman. Keep sending her #### please.
Swear to God. I texted to your old number: U R OTC P u ss y. She called asked who I was. I said I was looking for Doctor Detroit. She said what does OTC mean and I said if you have to ask you can't afford it. We laughed, chatted and are going to dinner next time I get to Berlin.ETA: Okay, I made the bolded part up.No, he's yours. I considered him but I have no idea if I want a pitcher or a hitter here, that's the problem. I had another guy I'd rather have than Mitchell on the hitting side anyway. Thanks for the consideration though. Also Greco>I have a new phone since I live in the U.S. now
Did you really get a call from her though? She's not a very nice person nor a handsome woman. Keep sending her #### please.
Seriously, and I'm not making this up...she has not gotten laid in 20 years. That's hilarious.
She was all up in my grill...Swear to God. I texted to your old number: U R OTC P u ss y. She called asked who I was. I said I was looking for Doctor Detroit. She said what does OTC mean and I said if you have to ask you can't afford it. We laughed, chatted and are going to dinner next time I get to Berlin.ETA: Okay, I made the bolded part up.No, he's yours. I considered him but I have no idea if I want a pitcher or a hitter here, that's the problem. I had another guy I'd rather have than Mitchell on the hitting side anyway. Thanks for the consideration though. Also Greco>I have a new phone since I live in the U.S. now
Did you really get a call from her though? She's not a very nice person nor a handsome woman. Keep sending her #### please.
It's what I do.
it makes sense to me... The problem is I just woke up 40 minutes ago and am making sure my picks I had picked out are good ones...plus I was 100 times more sure of the 2008 pick than I was the 1966 pick...
only for you do I do that
I set her up back in 2001 or so in Morocco with some Canadian businessman who was looking to get laid. Guy said I could charge drinks for her to his account so I proceeded to buy 20 drinks for our group until the bartender figured what was going on and I left fast. Her name is Rolla if you want to send her some flowers/nude telegram.I'm deciding between 4 very similar relievers at the moment.She was all up in my grill...Swear to God. I texted to your old number: U R OTC P u ss y. She called asked who I was. I said I was looking for Doctor Detroit. She said what does OTC mean and I said if you have to ask you can't afford it. We laughed, chatted and are going to dinner next time I get to Berlin.ETA: Okay, I made the bolded part up.No, he's yours. I considered him but I have no idea if I want a pitcher or a hitter here, that's the problem. I had another guy I'd rather have than Mitchell on the hitting side anyway. Thanks for the consideration though. Also Greco>I have a new phone since I live in the U.S. now
Did you really get a call from her though? She's not a very nice person nor a handsome woman. Keep sending her #### please.
Clock fix.
I got frustrated trying to parse the differences between them and just decided to pick powerwe'll see how it turns out
Still better than our pitching, don't worry. I think your expectations may be colored by the typical staff in a standard WIS draft.
I don't even know what a standard WIS draft is. Maybe our salary cap version but we've had leagues where a staff WHIP of 1.2 is good, and WIS like this where .98 is average. I don't think people are going to like having a guy with a 1 WHIP getting shelled but I see that happening as pitching will likely be hard to predict with all these hitters.
Mitchell was the no-brainer, his OPS was among the best over several years. I would have considered a block with a certain player or two but I needed a reliever and I have a couple of real ####ty years coming up where no pitching is available. I was taking Mitchell when I went to sleep last night but I needed 90+ quality innings so I went that route. The difference between Montgomery and three other guys was so slight, I took Montgomery because I had him in another sim and he was pretty good.
