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One of the most amazing spam e-mails I've ever received (1 Viewer)

Otis

Footballguy
Received last night, from Tutz Honeychurch Rosa:

Fw: KIDNAPPED 8YRS- HONEYCHURCH ROSA, trudie, le`alani

YES
MY BIRTH SISTER, MELODY MAKAMAE MIEKO ROSA RUINED THE INTERIOR OF THE
SUV
AND STILL STEALING IT,
AND WANTING TO BE MORE "POPULARIZED IN THE WRONG WAY"

JUDY AND LANAKILA, WITH THEIR Y FIRST NAME RESERVATIONS,
OVERBOARDED THEIR EDUCATION RESUME ABOUT WARRIORS,
IN SOMEONE ELSE STOMACH
"I'M MORE OF SEEING A DISNEYLAND TYPE OF ENVIRONMENT"


ALTHOUGH
WHEN I WAS SMALL
I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SENT TO SACRED HEARTS THAN BYU COLLEGE

BUT MY GRANDMOTHER KAY
WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE'S MARRIED TO MEL AT PCHS

I WENT TO LIVE WITH MY GRANDMOTHER KAY
APPROVING MY WHITE BMW CONVERTIBLE CAR LOAN
I LEARNED WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE I WAS BORN
WHEN MY GRANDMOTHER KAY TOSHIKO HONEYCHURCH WENT TO A BREAKDOWN,
DURING MY GRANDMOTHER KAY'S MENTAL BREAKDOWN CRISIS TALKING TO HERSELF
THAN MY GRANDMOTHER KAY WAS SENT TO THE AIEA MENTAL INSTITUTION FOR A
WHILE
"HER SON TRADED IN HIS GREEN TRUCK TO A GREY TRUCK,
LIKE THOMAS CARVALH'S, AT THIS DAY"
IN HER 2ND NON VIRGIN MARY MARRIAGE,
MY GRANDMOHTER KAY PLAYED VOODOO OFF HER ROCKER,
AND I FOUND IN BLACK BOXES
OF A OLD PICTURE OF MY MOMS BEST FRIEND, PAULA ARAKAWA
"WHO IS KNOWN FOR PLANNING POT LUCKS LIKE PAUL MEYER WHO LIVES ON
MOLOKAI"
HER PICTURE WAS SURROUNDED BY PURPLE STAKS OF PAPERS ABOUT LEUKEMIA,
ALL OLD AND YUCKY IN A PLASTIC BLACK BOX
"ALTHOUGH MY AUNTY PAULA DURING MY YEARS GROWING UP, GOT SOMEKIND OF
TIREDNESS INJURY, AND STILL IS ON SOMEKIND OF WELFARE"
"MY AUNTY PAULA, JUST MOVED TO PEARL CITY, HAUOLI PLACE APARTMENTS, IS
COMING OFF HER TIREDNESS SICKNESS" AND MOVING TO WAIPAHU SHE SAYS.

"SO I JUST THOUGHT, MY GRANDMOTHER KAY WAS SUPPOSE TO BE IN DISEASE
FIGHTING JOB DUTIES"
"BUT HER EDUCATION TURNED VOODOO, LIKE PLANNING OTHERS TO SMELL STINK"
"BUT I GUESS I GOT CAUGHT BY LOWER IQ AND SMALL PLAN GOALS TO BE SENT
TO "PURPLE PEARL CITY SCHOOLS"

BUT SEEING STEPHANIE SHOTA, I JUST THOUGHT I MUST BE ANOTHER PICTURE
BOXED IN SOMEWHERE,
"BUT THAN I THOUGHT I MUST HAVE NOT MET SOMEKIND OF MILITARY CUT, AS A
NATIONALITY, AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT THAT WAY"
"BECAUSE AS A CHILD I DON'T RUN OR PLAY SPORTS FOR BEANS, I ONLY WAS
SENT TO JAPANESE SCHOOL, AND BOTHERED TO SHARE ROOMS WITHMY BIRTH
SISTER, ANGELA ALOHALANI AIKO ROSA".
BUT UNCLE RODNEY HONEYCHURCH ,2ND MARRIAGE WITH THE GREEN TRUCK, WAS
TO SMART"



"SO IF ANOTHER MOMENT IN TIME ARRIVES TO RERUN MY PAST"
YES
IT WOULD BE WISE TO NEVER MEET, AND SEND ME TO SACRED HEARTS.
MILITARY WISE, IT LOOKS MORE METALLIKE, AN HONORABLE THING, THAT MUST
BE DONE, COMPARED TO ....
BUT YES, MELODY'S IQ POPULARIZED THINGS TO WRONG, AND I WOULDN'T
FORGIVE TO MAKE OR "ADD" TO A JAPANESE MILITARY.
I AIN'T WORTH BEANS IN THE MILITARY AND NEITHER ARE THEY, THAT HOW
MUCH PURPLE TO ADD.


HONEYCHURCH ROSA, TRUDIE, LE'ALANI TOSHIE
NOTES ABOUT 1 YRS OLD AGAIN

YES
I JUST CAN'T SEE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE "SAYING FAMILY" ARRIVE FROM THE
HOUSING
TO WATCH A PROM A PROGRAM, "THEY WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME"

ALMOST DONE ADVERTISING TO EVERY COLLEGE PROFESSOR IN OKLAHOMA,
KIDNAPPED, I'M SUPPOSE TO BE BACK IN THE TSA W/ ADOLF AND EVA JR











OOPS
NOW I'M SUPPOSE TO ANNOUNCE
MICHAEL CHUN LOOKS LIKE SECOND WIFE young buck KAY TOSHIKO
HONEYCHURCH
TO WASTE MY DAYS TO SEE THAT
STILL REQUESTING 4000 A MONTH AND 5 STAR ACCOMODATIONS
THOMAS MICHAEL IS STILL WORKING AT A HOMELESS SHELTER WAITING TO TAKE
A TEST
ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE FORCED TO DATE KAY TOSHIKO HONEYCHURCH
"HIS DAUGHTER"


HONEYCHURCH ROSA, trudie, le`alani TOSHIE
1168 AIKOO PLACE, PEARL CITY, HAWAII 96782
84-770 KILI DRIVE 640, WAIANAE, HAWAII 96792
99-1745 HOAPONO PLACE, AIEA, HAWAII 96701
1168 AIKOO PLACE, PEARL CITY, HAWAII 96782

STILL KIDNAPPED FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT,
JOINED TWO DAYS BEFORE THE WORLD TRADE ATTACK
COMPARED AGE NOTES
UNNECCARY DRAMA PLANNED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT CONFIDENTIAL IS







STILL KIDNAPPED,
ONLY UP TO INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL PHILLIP IS REVENGING ON NORMA JEAN,
HE WAS STEALING ANOTHER KINGS WORK AND CREDIT,
MELODY AND THOMAS MICHAEL IS STILL STEALING MY SUV


thomas sharkey looks like he hired lathan who looks like rodney,
and old lady aunty judy lanakila's wife, to work for them,
to stalk my madonna studio


yes
------the kamehameha 1997 class representative looks like thomas
carvalho
who moved to my age jamies a-piss pole yellow apartment and the womb
color
old man thomas brain still reeking to be in charge compared to
so can we forgive with a e the nazi's

yes
thomas w rosa
and thomas ww rosa
hasn't graduated from high school
***compared to

yes
i see dancing hula for royalty and dancing around chopped heads
for trying to be in charge and running without their rightful heads

so thomas is still right next to a cream higher iq
trashing them to be in charge,
looking at them as a parent to a child figure of authority
i was exspecting to hear a saudia arabia monarchy type of sir plus



yes
uncle lanakila has a son named justin
and justin oleole dad threatens him thinking that his womens rights
year
is up to par
whoever aunty judy's husband is, is still stalking me


I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE PEOPLE OF KAMEHAMEHA SCHOOL ARE
THINKING THAT I SHOULD HAVE SOLVE ANY OF THEIR REEK PROBLEMS WHEN I
ALREADY MADE IT IN MY LIFE
EVEN THE HILTON HOTEL CHAIN ARE DIFFERENT SURPLUS LAND ANNOUNCEMENT
I WOULD RATHER TAKE ORDERS FROM A NAME CHANGE THAT ANNOUNCES I'M
DRIVING A BMW WHITE CONVERTIBLE AROUND OTHER CARS, AND PRIVATE JETS
WITH RIHANNA LIFESTYLE TAKING OFF IN THE RIGHT WAYS
THAN RED KAU INOA SHIRTS ON A MARCH SAYING THEIR IN A FIGHT,
ANNOUNCING JACQUELINE

SEE EVEN I CAN MAKE A DEFICIT TO COMAPARED TO

michael still stalking trying to plan my days
saying he owns a bicycle and rents a house room in a waipahu for his
foundation
he could be worth a kau inoa march
yes
i didn't want to hear his problems in the first place

yes
back to my world tour so everybody knows about hiv and gene tics,
kate works in unicef,
however told to me of who's giving me worries in any form including
education

yes
please yell angryly aloud when reading this


HARMONY THE HOMECOMING WAIANAE QUEEN
IS UP AT PC SAYING HER BROTHER PAST AWAY
PC HOMECOMINGS QUEENS SAYING HER DAD DIED FOR POPULARITY
MELODY ALREADY "BANGING" HER BROTHER IN A WAY

THAT SHOULD BE TODAY BILL PROBLEMS NEW BEING DISHED BACK
"IN SLANG I GUESS THEY WOULD SING TAKE ALL YOUR #### WITH YOU AND
DON'T FORGET TO LOOK LEFT AND RIGHT"



YES
I STILL WOULDN'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP IN THE FIRST PLACE, SAME STORY
TIME IS ANNOUNCED MONEY, LIKE SAYING A PERSONS GERMAN




YES
JUST LIKE WHAT HE WOULD PLAN
NO RESPECT BROKEN TRUST
A MAN WHO BEATS UP HIS SON,
LIKE A PORTRAIT OF HIS SON INSIDE OUT,
THAT REMINDS ME OF THE PURPLE INSIDE OUT GIRL THAT LOOKED LIKE VICTORS
WIFE,
JENNIFER,OUR STREET LETS IN SOUTH CENTRAL LA, AND JULIA ROBERST IS
RICHARD "THE LYING SHOW ABOUT KELLY IN PRETTY WOMEN NEVER MADE SENSE"
LANAKILA, AND SOME LADY NAMED DEE,
JUST ARRIVED TO THE HAWAIIAN CHECKPOINT
IN THE TSA,
"BUT OF COURSE ALL UNNECCESSARY DRAMA PLANED AROUND ME TO WASTE MY
TIME"
WHEN I SHOULD BE SAYING A TRILLION DEFICIT COVERAGE"
BUT SOMEBODY NON GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL WANTS TO BRAG 600 DOLLARS
LIKE ONE CYCLE STALKER,
TRYING TO PLAN AND MEET PEOPLE TO LATE IN TIME,
OUT OF PLACE,




AGAIN 4000 A MONTH MONETARY EXCHANGES IN COMPOUND ADMINISTRATION
NOT HOLDING HANDS WITH WALT DISNEY WITH THE OTHER ROCKEFELLER BRATS R
US
BECAUSE JOY WAS ADVERTISED AS DEAD,
AROUND KAMEHAMEHA SCHOOL UNCLE VINCENT'S WIFE, A MMARY POPPINS, WITH
ROSY CHEEKS,
COMPARED TO AGE
EXPECTING ME TO SAY "CHOP OF THE HEAD" WHEN I'M NOT A SIZE 6 TO 10,
LIKE MICROS


YES
UMI LILOA WORKED TO HARD ON THE ISLAND OF MAUI, THIRD WORLD AIRPORT,
ON OAHU IS WEAR THE DISNEY RESORT IS BUILDING,
I WOULD FORGIVE THE NAZI TO RUN AFTER DEATH AFTER SEEING THE WORK THAT
UMI SAW WITH ABUSE WAGES, SINCE MY HAIR IS BROWN AND EYES YELLOW GOLD,
GREEN, BROWN, HAZEL, BLUE
"BEFORE THE LASIC EYE SURGERY PLACE HAIR CLAMS, WITH SCISSORS MICRO
CENTER ARRIVING TO WORK AT MY EYE CENTER NAMED KANANI, ANOTHER GIRL
NAMED SASHA ARRIVED SAYING SHE HAS 3 ABORTIONS"

YES
THE MATRIX ISN'T MAKING SENSE

IT LOOKS LIKE 3RD WORLD CAPTAIN THOMAS SHARKEY
IN THE MATRIX JACKET AND TIE REPEATED AND DUPLICATED,
HE WORKS WITH ELENA,
ANOTHER FIRST NAME OF STANFORD STUDENT SASHA KANANI HONEYCHURCH,
ELENA DOENS'T LIKE TO MAKE ME EVEN A BLANKET,
THEY LOVE TO MAKE DRAMA AND ALWAYS SAY DON'T GIVE HER NOTHING,
THEIR A LOWER IQ,
ELENA SATO'S IDEA OF NOT SHOPPING AT TIFFANY'S REEKS FOR ME FOR EVENTS
AND FUNDS PLANNED

THOMAS W ROSA
VISITS AND BOUGHT THE BEAGLE DOG
NAMED GREENSPAN
HE TIED TO THE TREE NAMED GREENSPAN AND HITS THE DOG

THE LILIUOKALANI STATUE HAS A SASH

YES
HE IKAIKA LOOKS LIKE A MICRO PHARAOH
I CON'T BE A SASH BROWNIE, BUT MY BIRTH MOTHER NOLA ALREADY RAN THAT

remember when i was one, i'm suppose to be a mathematician engineer
like grandpa frank, mean women rights issues, after he passed away
from the rooster plans





 
Received three consecutive emails from that name with no subject line last night. Deleted all three without opening.

 
Received three consecutive emails from that name with no subject line last night. Deleted all three without opening.
So did we. I didn't open it either, rather, I Googled the sender's name and found it posted on the innernet.

 

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