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Otis fad diet thread — yoga, fasting, and kevzilla walking on🚶‍♂️ (1 Viewer)

Otis said:
You know, without knowing what you look like, you look EXACTLY like Tom Hanks!
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I get the same thing, all the time. I posted a pic of an ingrown hair on my calf, and everybody on another message board swore I was Brad Pitt. It might have been that I swore I was Brad Pitt, and nobody believed me, but it was a long time ago. Irregardless, I know exactly how you feel.

seriously, though, those pics are really taken from the Daily Sun of Tom Hanks avoiding paparazzi at a midtown potato bar, aren't they? WWIIIILLLSSSOOOOONNNN!!!

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Fatty acids (which come from fat, you only need a little, but I doubt a potato delivers even the little you need), vitamins, calcium... Just looking at the nutritional value - I'm sure there are others, but whatever.

I've heard a whisper of your body being different as you age in this thread, I'd assume proper nutrition would be important to helping while you age, but what do I know, I'm only 33. 
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Atta boy! Always double down.

The humble spud, as I understand it, has everything one needs to sustain health and longevity for extended periods of time. It's why the potato diet is so effective. Proper ratios of all the macros, with a complete complement of all the AAs, and a vitamin/mineral/micronutrient profile that covers all your bases, except for Vitamin B12. That's why it naturally evolved into the foundation of many cultures diets, and was responsible for the population explosion in Ireland, when it was introduced there. Fascinating history.

 
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fantasycurse42 you are tenaciously trying to hang in here even though you're long past the point of failure. Time to let it go.

 
No, acting like an ##### is failing. There are a bunch of people (well a few anyway) who are having intelligent discussions and a few that are trying a new thing. You stuck your thoughts in here and got butthurt when called out for talking about something you have zero experience with. Had you simply backed out then though the board wouldn't have witnessed just 1, but 2 of your selfies. How can you see yourself avatar-ized and not realize "man, I've really made and idiot of myself, maybe I should tone down the posts"?

But by all means if you think you're winning keep posting those victorious selfies lol.

 
Statcruncher said:
But by all means if you think you're winning keep posting those victorious selfies lol.
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Intelligent discussion = ridiculous fad diet. 

This is a board to kill time, that is all - it provides me with plenty of entertainment. IRL I have an amazing wife that loves me, 2 awesome kids, an awesome job, great circle of friends/fam, and flat out I'm the ####### man (this might sound like ##### talk to you or others, but being so ####### awesome, I don't care, not the slightest bit). You can call me all the names you want on a message board, I find it hilarious, when I step away from this computer this provided me the ####s and giggles I needed to pass some time.

 
Some people sure care about people being aware they don't care. 

 
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Maurile and Scooby say the potato diet isn't ridiculous. Were I initially a potato mocker, I would probably take a step back and at least re-evaluate.

 
Statcruncher said:
fantasycurse42 you are tenaciously trying to hang in here even though you're long past the point of failure. Time to let it go.
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I tried to warn him a week ago where he was headed.  

 
TakiToki said:
Maurile and Scooby say the potato diet isn't ridiculous. Were I initially a potato mocker, I would probably take a step back and at least re-evaluate.
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:goodposting:

I'm not entirely sure anyone on this forum has ever gone toe to toe with Maurile on a topic and walked away victorious. It's pretty obvious that's not going to change in here. 

 
TakiToki said:
Maurile and Scooby say the potato diet isn't ridiculous. Were I initially a potato mocker, I would probably take a step back and at least re-evaluate.
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Nail in the Coffin.

 
matuski said:
You weigh 94 lbs?
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No.  It's ####ed up because my maid jumped on it apparently, but should be close up to today.  Currently at 168 which is my all time high.  Shooting for 170 then will perhaps join in the spud fun on a mini-cut for lack of any better idea.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
I have an amazing wife that loves me, 2 awesome kids, an awesome job, great circle of friends/fam, and flat out I'm the ####### man (this might sound like ##### talk to you or others, but being so ####### awesome, I don't care, not the slightest bit). You can call me all the names you want on a message board, I find it hilarious, when I step away from this computer this provided me the ####s and giggles I needed to pass some time.
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:lmao:

And I never called you a name, I said you were acting like an #####.

 
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fantasycurse42 said:
Intelligent discussion = ridiculous fad diet. 

This is a board to kill time, that is all - it provides me with plenty of entertainment. IRL I have an amazing wife that loves me, 2 awesome kids, an awesome job, great circle of friends/fam, and flat out I'm the ####### man (this might sound like ##### talk to you or others, but being so ####### awesome, I don't care, not the slightest bit). You can call me all the names you want on a message board, I find it hilarious, when I step away from this computer this provided me the ####s and giggles I needed to pass some time.
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:lmao:  Boooom

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Intelligent discussion = ridiculous fad diet. 

This is a board to kill time, that is all - it provides me with plenty of entertainment. IRL I have an amazing wife that loves me, 2 awesome kids, an awesome job, great circle of friends/fam, and flat out I'm the ####### man (this might sound like ##### talk to you or others, but being so ####### awesome, I don't care, not the slightest bit). You can call me all the names you want on a message board, I find it hilarious, when I step away from this computer this provided me the ####s and giggles I needed to pass some time.
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Holy crap.  It really isn't shtick.  

:mindblown:

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Intelligent discussion = ridiculous fad diet. 

This is a board to kill time, that is all - it provides me with plenty of entertainment. IRL I have an amazing wife that loves me, 2 awesome kids, an awesome job, great circle of friends/fam, and flat out I'm the ####### man (this might sound like ##### talk to you or others, but being so ####### awesome, I don't care, not the slightest bit). You can call me all the names you want on a message board, I find it hilarious, when I step away from this computer this provided me the ####s and giggles I needed to pass some time.
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You are way to deep in this.  Try to stop.  

The harder you try the worse it gets.

 
In all seriousness, I really love this thread.  Some hilarious stuff.  Otis, mats, culdeus, prosthetic, the funny peanut gallery comments and FC are all great in my book :thumbup:  Thanks for making a bad week awesome IMO.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Intelligent discussion = ridiculous fad diet. 

This is a board to kill time, that is all - it provides me with plenty of entertainment. IRL I have an amazing wife that loves me, 2 awesome kids, an awesome job, great circle of friends/fam, and flat out I'm the ####### man (this might sound like ##### talk to you or others, but being so ####### awesome, I don't care, not the slightest bit). You can call me all the names you want on a message board, I find it hilarious, when I step away from this computer this provided me the ####s and giggles I needed to pass some time.
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I got rid of the avatar, and I wanted to say sorry. I was laughing at you, earlier, and I'd rather not be that guy. You have to admit, though, that you invited ridicule by posting a shirtless, flexing selfie in the middle of an iArgument.TM 

I did learn something from it, though. I got a little puffed up and smug, laughing at how over-the-top I thought it was that you'd post those pics. As soon as I started thinking that way, I noticed some nagging insecurities in my own head. And I was reminded of the old expression that when you point the finger at someone else, there's 3 pointing back at you. That's my understanding of karma: you create your own hell, in your own head. The minute I judged you and pointed at you being lower than me on the scale, BAM! there I was on the scale, too. And being on the scale, I had to admit, there were people higher than me, then, I suck and am riddled with insecurity. So, I apologize not because I think you're some fragile flower that needs to hear it, but because I want to get off this stupid treadmill. Also, every time I see something I dislike in someone else, it shows me what I need to work on. My strong reaction to your post said more about me than it did about you.

Daily spud piece of advice from an old guy: stop looking for external validation and learn to get comfortable in your own skin. That'll add more happy years to your life than diet, exercise or anything else. 

 
This is a go Sunday or Monday. Gonna run till Saturday (crawfish boil / pool party) and see how it goes. 

 
What a meal.  And those three beers were amazing. Back home on the couch now with some red wine and chocolate chip cookies.

:offthewagon: 

 
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