Otis is stuck in Dallas at DFW - AMA (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

The ####### next to me keeps crossing his legs like he’s on a loveseat at Kim Kardashian’s house. People are ducking idiots. 

 

[The General]

By the way for all the jackholes in the “I refuse to move my seat” group, lady at the front promised me to move to the open two seats (because I’m a big boi), the other flight attendant came back and was like “there was a lady with a child who wanted to move there” and they both stood there in an awkward silence about which one would win and I cut through it and was like “are you kidding me, please give that seat to the parent and child, this is such a no brainer.”  They all hesitated concerned and I was like “no seriously this is a really easy call.”

anyway so I’m not a scum bag like other people imo 

You are basically the Dalai Lama at this point.

 

[Otis]

PS boarding now. All these people are awful and so are the airlines. 

Im flying business next time. Don’t know WTF I was thinking imo 

 

[Otis]

You are basically the Dalai Lama at this point.

Agree imo. except I was a good soul before today imo 

 

[krista4]

Exactly. I saw this a number of times. Very fun and entertaining bartender. 

I had a tab opened already so just had it thrown on there. She came back for a second round with her wallet. She was a little insufferable (wealthy-ish Greenwich Connecticut woman) but nice enough at the same time time.  It was fine. Very pleasant. 

Except she kept talking so long I had to check my bag at the gate on this crappy small plane. I hate airlines so so much. 

By the way for all the jackholes in the “I refuse to move my seat” group, lady at the front promised me to move to the open two seats (because I’m a big boi), the other flight attendant came back and was like “there was a lady with a child who wanted to move there” and they both stood there in an awkward silence about which one would win and I cut through it and was like “are you kidding me, please give that seat to the parent and child, this is such a no brainer.”  They all hesitated concerned and I was like “no seriously this is a really easy call.”

anyway so I’m not a scum bag like other people imo 

Good on you x2.     

 

[Gary Coal Man]

By the way for all the jackholes in the “I refuse to move my seat” group, lady at the front promised me to move to the open two seats (because I’m a big boi), the other flight attendant came back and was like “there was a lady with a child who wanted to move there” and they both stood there in an awkward silence about which one would win and I cut through it and was like “are you kidding me, please give that seat to the parent and child, this is such a no brainer.”  They all hesitated concerned and I was like “no seriously this is a really easy call.”

anyway so I’m not a scum bag like other people imo 

So you gave up two seats which were never really your’s in the first place?  

There will be books written about this epic sacrifice.

 

[Otis]

Good on you x2.     

Otis is good peoples to travel with IMO.  On the one hand I hate people so much. On the other, I just want everyone to have a good time.  It’s kinda the Otis mantra. 

 

[Otis]

So you gave up two seats which were never really your’s in the first place?  

There will be books written about this epic sacrifice.

For the nerds in here you’d think I gave an arm or leg.  You mess with these guys’ seats on an airline and forget about it. 

 

[Otis]

Just landed for all you concerned posters who have been sending PMs. 

Flying coach is the very worst thing in humanity. And people are freaking savages. Spilling into each others’ seats, and ripping ### the entire flight. You animals disgust me. 

 

[Otis]

Also how do we get Texas to join Mexico?

 

[BassNBrew]

Just landed for all you concerned posters who have been sending PMs. 

Flying coach is the very worst thing in humanity. And people are freaking savages. Spilling into each others’ seats, and ripping ### the entire flight. You animals disgust me. 

I miss flying.  Been limited to blowing up the grocery store.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh man, I love a good oatmeal raisin cookie.  So hard to find, though.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Just landed for all you concerned posters who have been sending PMs. 

Flying coach is the very worst thing in humanity. And people are freaking savages. Spilling into each others’ seats, and ripping ### the entire flight. You animals disgust me. 

I like ripping ### in first and coach also, it seems to waft away quickly, must be airflow that moves it back to the peasants.