Overheard on the street (1 Viewer)

[kentric]

A man was walking in the opposite direction from me today with his 7 or 8 year old son. On the street is a parked NYPD cruiser and as they pass me I hear him say to his son, "You can't spit on a cop's car".

Figured maybe other people have overheard similar funny stuff like this. If so, please post.

Merry Christmas all.

 

[Parrothead]

you don't pull the mask off the 'ol Lone Ranger

 

[kentric]

and you don't piss on a cop's car. Meh. I prefer you don't mess around with Slim.

 

[Wildcat]

Don't trust something that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

 

[Fariq]

"I'm a big fan of Asian muff."

 

[Steed]

Was in Vegas and heard this on an elevator

"It was a business doing pleasure with you"

 

[El Floppo]

A man was walking in the opposite direction from me today with his 7 or 8 year old son. On the street is a parked NYPD cruiser and as they pass me I hear him say to his son, "You can't spit on a cop's car".

Figured maybe other people have overheard similar funny stuff like this. If so, please post.

Merry Christmas all.

How else was I supposed to teach my kid not to spit on the damn cop car.

 

[Zow]

"And that was the second time I got crabs."

 

[Leroy Hoard]

White collar conservative flashin down the street, pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assume my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high.

 

[mquinnjr]

"...so then I buried the b*#*# in the back yard."

 

[fatness]

Overheard in New York

 

[ChainsawU]

I was in the liquor store today and I heard a chick ask her friend, "Well what did you drink in high school?"