**** Sniper story reminds me of a co-ed game we played. A
female friend was VERY mouthy leading up to the day at the park, playfully talking all sorts of smack about how she was going to light me up.
One game I got around the right flank along the out of bounds tape without much incident, and made it to their back line undetected. From there I worked my way across the back line, lighting up folks from behind that were hiding in various bunkers. I happened upon her in one unexpectedly and she spun around on me so I fired off 3-4 rounds in quick succession on the run from about 15ft away.
Shot one hit her right in the lady bits...
2 was in the stomach...
3 caught a breast...
and with the 4 shot I apparently "gogged" her (hit the goggles of the mask all/mostly obscuring the shooters vision).
She fell backward into the bunker wall and yelled out "MOTHER####ER!" loud as hell... I fell down laughing and was promptly dispatched by a teammate of hers.
Something we still laugh about to this day when together over beers.