Paper Towels - Bounty better than Brawny (1 Viewer)

[Christo]

Bounty

Brawny

[otis]It's gotta be Bounty, amirite? Only a fool would pick Brawny[/otis]

 

[SacramentoBob]

Somehow I knew this was going to be an Otis parody before I even opened the thread.

And for the record, Sparkle paper towels are the best. I will ####### knife anyone who says differently.

 

[Sammy3469]

Viva

 

[iamsmilin]

Viva

x2

 

[Henry Ford]

Kirkland for the win.

 

[Quez]

Store brand FTW

 

[Wingnut]

People actually know the difference?

 

[Ignoramus]

Whatever brand you want but it ####### better well be select-a-size.

 

[Christo]

People actually know the difference?

Those of us with big hands, pot bellies, skinny wives and keyless doors.

 

[Fennis]

Whatever brand you want but it ####### better well be select-a-size.

select a size is the best invention since the microwave

 

[Osaurus]

Store brand FTW

This

 

[pollardsvision]

Sam's brand

 

[eoMMan]

Somehow I knew this was going to be an Otis parody before I even opened the thread.

And for the record, Sparkle paper towels are the best. I will ####### knife anyone who says differently.

I agree. Fantastic value with the Sparkle.

 

[RBM]

Viva

/thread

 

[Christo]

Viva

Kirkland

Sam's brand

Somehow I knew this was going to be an Otis parody before I even opened the thread.

And for the record, Sparkle paper towels are the best. I will ####### knife anyone who says differently.

I agree. Fantastic value with the Sparkle.

Bounty destroys these. Sparkle???? Seriously??

 

[SlaX]

Viva

x2

Viva

/thread

x4

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

When in doubt... go with Costco's store brand, Kirkland.

(And not just because I might own a few shares of COST.)

 

[Bucks]

Whatever brand you want but it ####### better well be select-a-size.

select a size is the best invention since the microwave

This. Currently hoarding 60 Brawny Big select-a-size rolls.

 

[the moops]

Why not just use a real towel?

 

[chauncey]

Viva

x2

Viva

/thread

x4

xOcho

 

[Hagger]

For what it's worth, I do an experiment with my students every year comparing 4 brands of paper towels. We test absorption and strength against cost. I use Brawny vs. Bounty vs. Viva vs. generic brand. Viva always wins.

 

[Ignoramus]

For what it's worth, I do an experiment with my students every year comparing 4 brands of paper towels. We test absorption and strength against cost. I use Brawny vs. Bounty vs. Viva vs. generic brand. Viva always wins.

How do they stack up if you do not factor in cost?

 

[Hagger]

For what it's worth, I do an experiment with my students every year comparing 4 brands of paper towels. We test absorption and strength against cost. I use Brawny vs. Bounty vs. Viva vs. generic brand. Viva always wins.

How do they stack up if you do not factor in cost?

They dominate in both strength and absorption. We take equal measurements of each type of towel and pour an equal amount of water onto their center and see how much weight they can hold before tearing through. Viva usually almost doubles the next highest one. As for absorption we pour equal amounts of fluid into a measuring containers, put equal amounts of each towel into the containers for equal amounts of time and then see how much fluid is left afterward. Viva always dominates this as well.

 

[jamny]

Scott towels - select-a-size

 

[El Floppo]

For what it's worth, I do an experiment with my students every year comparing 4 brands of paper towels. We test absorption and strength against cost. I use Brawny vs. Bounty vs. Viva vs. generic brand. Viva always wins.

In two years, Otis will use this info to pick his paper towel and mock others for picking anything else.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Viva

x2

Viva

/thread

x4

xOcho

XEleventybillion

 

[Sammy3469]

For what it's worth, I do an experiment with my students every year comparing 4 brands of paper towels. We test absorption and strength against cost. I use Brawny vs. Bounty vs. Viva vs. generic brand. Viva always wins.

In two years, Otis will use this info to pick his paper towel and mock others for picking anything else.

They're also the softest by far. Had the hospital suggest using it along with water to clean the newborn's bottom. Still use them today.

 

[Vike Me]

Whatever brand you want but it ####### better well be select-a-size.

select a size is the best invention since the microwave

Our accomplishments as human beings:

1. Select-a-Size Paper Towels

2. Moon Landing.

 

[Vike Me]

Why not just use a real towel?

####in' hippie.

 

[fantasycurse42]

The quilted quicker picker upper....