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Pawn Stars on History Channel (1 Viewer)

chet said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Raider Nation said:
Encyclopedia Brown said:
That is one cheesy commercial Rick does for what seems to be an ordinary razor blade.
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He is pimping a stupid coffee pot now. He's shameless.
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I have no problem with this. I only wish I had the opportunity to sell out like Rick. Cory however can choke on a dildo.
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Without the pawn shop, Corey and Chumlee would be unemployable in any setting outside of fast food.
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:goodposting: or possibly a garage.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
chet said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Raider Nation said:
Encyclopedia Brown said:
That is one cheesy commercial Rick does for what seems to be an ordinary razor blade.
Click to expand...
He is pimping a stupid coffee pot now. He's shameless.
Click to expand...
I have no problem with this. I only wish I had the opportunity to sell out like Rick. Cory however can choke on a dildo.
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Without the pawn shop, Corey and Chumlee would be unemployable in any setting outside of fast food.
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:goodposting: or possibly a garage.
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I was thinking GameStop sales clerk.
 
johnnycakes said:
St. Louis Bob said:
chet said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Raider Nation said:
Encyclopedia Brown said:
That is one cheesy commercial Rick does for what seems to be an ordinary razor blade.
Click to expand...
He is pimping a stupid coffee pot now. He's shameless.
Click to expand...
I have no problem with this. I only wish I had the opportunity to sell out like Rick. Cory however can choke on a dildo.
Click to expand...
Without the pawn shop, Corey and Chumlee would be unemployable in any setting outside of fast food.
Click to expand...
:goodposting: or possibly a garage.
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I was thinking GameStop sales clerk.
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Either will work fine

 
Thought all those autographs would be worth more than $8-$12. Babe Ruth, Sinatra, DiMaggio, Elvis, looked like 200+ signatures, figured it'd be worth more than that, even in a retail setting.

 
"Two thousand is the best I can do. NOT A PENNY MORE! Two-thousand... take it or leave it."

"Would you go.......... $3,500?"

 
Rick's appraisal guy Brett looks like he should be playing a yuppie drug dealer on a 1986 episode of "Miami Vice".

 
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Did anyone notice the Mork doll pop up last night during the show? Do you think that was edited in as an homage or was it just a really freaky coincidence?

 
I wanted to punch my television screen when Corey was talking #### about Star Wars. Not that I am a huge SW fan but it disgusted me that he thought he was so cool because he hadn't seen it. Dude's never accomplished anything in his life.

 
Corey is such a jerkoff. He offers the guy $250,000 for his motorcycles after Rick tells him not to. And he throws the number out there as if he was offering $100 and a pack of gum. Rick should disown the kid and let him live in a dumpster.

 
"Paul" comes in to sell an autographed Dan Fouts jersey.

"I think Dan Fouts is one of the most underrated quarterbacks in NFL history," said Paul.


Except, you know, for that whole Hall of Fame thing.

 
Raider Nation said:
Corey is such a jerkoff. He offers the guy $250,000 for his motorcycles after Rick tells him not to. And he throws the number out there as if he was offering $100 and a pack of gum. Rick should disown the kid and let him live in a dumpster.
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Corey couldn't get a job flipping burgers if he weren't Rick's son.

 
Rick answered his own question about the authenticity of that Buddy Holly poster when he stated how the date of the gig was added at the very last minute. The British "Hard Rock Cafe" dude pointed out the obvious: there wasn't enough time to make up such an elaborate poster.

 
Poor Mickey Rooney--flat out disrespected. C'mon Rick, lay out some cash. The guy was the Hailey Joel Osment of his generation.

Also, Rick has a new catchphrase for lowballing: "labor expense".

 
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drummer said:
Do they still have that custom car dude who dresses like he was a roadie for Great White?
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You mean the Count? I'm not sure I've seen him this season, but I believe he's still doing his thang with the History Channel, so it's probably just a matter of time.

 
I just happened to catch the part where Corey was telling the guy his stove wasn't a stove because it had no vents, even though they were plainly visible to anybody who knew anything about it.

 
Raider Nation said:
Corey is such a jerkoff. He offers the guy $250,000 for his motorcycles after Rick tells him not to. And he throws the number out there as if he was offering $100 and a pack of gum. Rick should disown the kid and let him live in a dumpster.
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What motorcycle?

 
johnnycakes said:
drummer said:
Do they still have that custom car dude who dresses like he was a roadie for Great White?
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You mean the Count? I'm not sure I've seen him this season, but I believe he's still doing his thang with the History Channel, so it's probably just a matter of time.
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counting cars is on history channel. If they aren't setups which I'm 90 percent sure they are guy is going to get shot one day
 
belljr said:
johnnycakes said:
drummer said:
Do they still have that custom car dude who dresses like he was a roadie for Great White?
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You mean the Count? I'm not sure I've seen him this season, but I believe he's still doing his thang with the History Channel, so it's probably just a matter of time.
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counting cars is on history channel. If they aren't setups which I'm 90 percent sure they are guy is going to get shot one day
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:oldunsure:

 
GoFishTN said:
belljr said:
johnnycakes said:
drummer said:
Do they still have that custom car dude who dresses like he was a roadie for Great White?
Click to expand...
You mean the Count? I'm not sure I've seen him this season, but I believe he's still doing his thang with the History Channel, so it's probably just a matter of time.
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counting cars is on history channel. If they aren't setups which I'm 90 percent sure they are guy is going to get shot one day
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:oldunsure:
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? You think they are legit?
 
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belljr said:
GoFishTN said:
belljr said:
johnnycakes said:
drummer said:
Do they still have that custom car dude who dresses like he was a roadie for Great White?
Click to expand...
You mean the Count? I'm not sure I've seen him this season, but I believe he's still doing his thang with the History Channel, so it's probably just a matter of time.
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counting cars is on history channel. If they aren't setups which I'm 90 percent sure they are guy is going to get shot one day
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:oldunsure:
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? You think they are legit?
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No. Everything on these shows is a setup. Reality TV means amateur actors, not real situations.

 
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I think I've finally unearthed the formula of this show:

1) Create some ridiculous scenario where Rick is the butt of a joke; this results in Rick's mean-face.

2) Show further evidence of Corey being a spoiled rat-face. Have us hate him for it.

3) Haggle over uninteresting, crap items.


PROFIT!

 
Nirvana guy wants $15,000 for the guitar pedal. The music expert guesses that it's worth about a grand.

Corey: "I'll give you five hundred, my man."

Guitar pedal guy: "I'll come down to five thousand."

:lmao:

 
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