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I'm honestly surprised Rick had sex in high school. Seems like his nose was always buried in books.
Rick to girlfriend: What kind of sex you looking for?

Girlfriend: Id like to get 15 minutes.

Rick: I bet you would *wheezing hyena laugh* No seriously.

Girlfriend: 14 minutes?

Rick: You see Ive gotta take my pants off, shirt off, could get caught by my parents, Im taking a lot of risk here.

Girlfriend: Well what did have in mind?

Rick: Ill give you 5 minutes.

Girlfriend: Can you make it 5:30?

Rick: *long sigh* How bout letting a 'buddy' of mine take a look at ya first. If its good enough Ill be very interested.

Buddy: Rick she was very clean, no rips, tears, or stains. Id say she is worth 8 minutes.

Rick: Thanks 'buddy'. Well what are you looking to get now?

Girlfriend: Your buddy said 8 minutes, so 8 minutes.

Rick: Look Ill give you 6 and and thats as long as Im going, Take it or leave it.

Girlfriend: Wellllllll ok.

Rick: Great come over here and Ill fill out your 'papers'.

Rick *to no one particular* Im pretty happy with the deal I made. I just hope I dont end up with some dooshy, thumb headed kid.

 
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I'm trying not to be mean here, but Rick's buddy Roy who comes in with the Civil War hat and the long mutton chops...

he ain't easy on the eyes.
Rick's guitar guy nudges him to the side. Stringy, greasy hair, the Charles Manson facial hair, and the full-on neck tattoo, is not a good look.
A lot of that is fairly recent. He seemed to be conscious of hygiene and stuff in seasons past.

 
From one of the producers today:

I am writing in regards to potentially filming with your Bogdan Fly Fishing Reels on the show Pawn Stars.


Are you available in the next few weeks of November to come and film with us?

Thanks and let me know!

 
From one of the producers today:

I am writing in regards to potentially filming with your Bogdan Fly Fishing Reels on the show Pawn Stars.

Are you available in the next few weeks of November to come and film with us?

Thanks and let me know!
Best of luck! How much are you going to ask for? How much are they really worth?

 
From one of the producers today:

I am writing in regards to potentially filming with your Bogdan Fly Fishing Reels on the show Pawn Stars.

Are you available in the next few weeks of November to come and film with us?

Thanks and let me know!
Best of luck! How much are you going to ask for? How much are they really worth?
They've been asking for over a year. I really don't want to sell them and I've made that clear but they keep on asking.

Full retail is probably in the 7-10k range.

 
From one of the producers today:

I am writing in regards to potentially filming with your Bogdan Fly Fishing Reels on the show Pawn Stars.


Are you available in the next few weeks of November to come and film with us?

Thanks and let me know!
Cool!

Don't get greedy, remember Rick has overhead and has to make a profit.

 
From one of the producers today:

I am writing in regards to potentially filming with your Bogdan Fly Fishing Reels on the show Pawn Stars.

Are you available in the next few weeks of November to come and film with us?

Thanks and let me know!
Best of luck! How much are you going to ask for? How much are they really worth?
They've been asking for over a year. I really don't want to sell them and I've made that clear but they keep on asking.

Full retail is probably in the 7-10k range.
That said, this is a business. I'll give you $500 cash.

 
I'd love to get on that show just to see if that's Corey's real hair or just a plastic helmet made to look something like hair.

 
Please ask Corey why he shakes hands with people like a super doosh with that overhand roundhouse that he throws out there.

 
Encyclopedia Brown said:
Mr. Pickles said:
The Big Guy said:
Please ask Corey why he shakes hands with people like a super doosh with that overhand roundhouse that he throws out there.
It's bad.
It's awful. Add to that the smirking, eye-rolling and calling people twenty years older than him "chief", "pal" and "my man".

Maybe someday we will get an episode where Rick fires and disinherits Corey.
What would Corey be doing if he didn't work for the family business?

 
Encyclopedia Brown said:
Mr. Pickles said:
The Big Guy said:
Please ask Corey why he shakes hands with people like a super doosh with that overhand roundhouse that he throws out there.
It's bad.
It's awful. Add to that the smirking, eye-rolling and calling people twenty years older than him "chief", "pal" and "my man".

Maybe someday we will get an episode where Rick fires and disinherits Corey.
What would Corey be doing if he didn't work for the family business?
Be the poster child for Amishguys.com?
 
Disney dude had an awfully inflated sense of his toy's worth. He was shocked that Rick offered barely a third of what he wanted.

Davey Deals made an unwanted appearance, wanting six hundred bucks for a photograph you could order from Rolling Stone for a tenth of the cost. It will take half a dozen appearances by Rebecca to wash his stink away.

 
Please ask Corey why he shakes hands with people like a super doosh with that overhand roundhouse that he throws out there.
It's bad.
It's awful. Add to that the smirking, eye-rolling and calling people twenty years older than him "chief", "pal" and "my man".

Maybe someday we will get an episode where Rick fires and disinherits Corey.
What would Corey be doing if he didn't work for the family business?
hard time
 
I wonder what length of time each episode is put together. In one of the episode's last night, Corey's beard went from about 1 inch to 3 or 4 inches and Chum had a beard, then just a gotee and then a beard again. These skits they are doing on every show are so corny, but I can't quit watching.

 
Nice silver necklace on that dirtbag Steve, the guy who authenticates signatures.

He and Davey Deals should have a slime-off.

 
Please ask Corey why he shakes hands with people like a super doosh with that overhand roundhouse that he throws out there.
It's bad.
It's awful. Add to that the smirking, eye-rolling and calling people twenty years older than him "chief", "pal" and "my man".

Maybe someday we will get an episode where Rick fires and disinherits Corey.
What would Corey be doing if he didn't work for the family business?
hard time
I picture shift manager at Rally's. Working to get the day shift. Drives a '92 Civic with plenty of gray primer and bondo. Just replaced the emergency spare with a real-sized retread tire with the extra money he got by winning 7 of 8 on his $2 college football parlay. Fat wife that works as an elderly home care attendant part-time.

 
I picture shift manager at Rally's. Working to get the day shift. Drives a '92 Civic with plenty of gray primer and bondo. Just replaced the emergency spare with a real-sized retread tire with the extra money he got by winning 7 of 8 on his $2 college football parlay. Fat wife that works as an elderly home care attendant part-time.
That is a scenario very easy to visualize. Without Rick he is a real-life version of Comic-Book Guy.

 
It seems the producers of the show read this thread (maybe chet tipped them off), because in the last half dozen or so episodes they have turned down the volume on the shtick and improved the quality of the items brought into the shop. The shtick is still there, but it's not the center of the episode, and they have had some interesting stuff with the Raphael sketch, the WWI glasses, and last week with the board games.

And a Rebecca appearance. And no Davey Deals appearance.

The Old Man has been MIA for awhile. I hope everything is okay.

 
"I don't mean to beat you up here, man.... but I gotta make some money too."

[dooshy head-twitching]

[dooshy roundhouse handshake]

Rinse and repeat.

 
Isn't it amazing how persistent Chum and Corey were in trying to find out why Rick was visiting with his attorney? These are two guys who don't know/don't care what day it is.

 
How could Rick not catch the flaw in the arcade skit? Someone his age has to know that the high scores always blank out after the machine is unplugged.

 
That dude with the Ray-Bans was flat-out creepy. Greasy hair, bad posture, too much eye contact, and a ridiculous set of gold chains hanging around his neck. And of course no paperwork with his item.

 
Anyone else notice when Corey doesn't make a deal(swindle) or even if he does he throws out a wind up handshake and NEVER looks at the person. Normally this is a sign of hiding something when you can't even give a sincere handshake and look at someone in their eyes. Terrible business practice on his part, but then again this show is staged just like Storage Wars.

 
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