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Pawsitively Delightful! (1 Viewer)

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.

 
Hollywood should really make a movie about someone whose job is to write cheerful and optimistic greeting cards, but is personally dealing with depression and struggles in their romantic life.

I’m quite certain that has never been done before — nope, never.

 
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Hollywood should really make a movie about someone whose job is to write cheerful and optimistic greeting cards, but is personally dealing with depression and struggles in their romantic life.

I’m quite certain that has never been done before — nope, never.


Nope. Here's my effort. From one employee to another. Upon hearing that one has been chosen to give a seminar on Microsoft Office

(Front of Card) Those who can do, teach

(Opens Card) Those who can't, go for ice cream

(Inscription) Sorry to hear about your current predicament! I hope it's not too rocky a road!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHA

 

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